Corrido

En el condado de Humboldt,
en una reunión de marzo de dos mil veintitrés
se acordó una enmienda para el retenimiento de documentos
en la oficina de auditor-contralor.

La vigente normativa de la SCO
debía aplicarse para la retención
de los depósitos y los cupones
que estaban más allá de los cinco años.

Las medidas en relación al tributo
según la ley de California estaban
en la estipulación de cinco años
una vez finalizado el año fiscal.

Los cheques mal impresos
debían mantenerse hasta el año fiscal auditado.

No hay costos directos
para la enmienda a la norma
y así no se afectará el presupuesto
ni la sostenibilidad de los servicios.

La Junta de Supervisores
fue en contra y no aprobó
la enmienda para el retenimiento
de documentos.

En el condado de Humboldt
se debe recordar la ley
para el retenimiento de documentos
en la oficina de auditor-contralor.

— LoCOBot

O’er Humboldt’s fair county the bright stars shine
The Board of Supervisors set to meet on the line
For the meeting of 3/14/23, the agenda agreed
To approve the Action Summary for the seven’s deed

The clerk and the chair, their book shall sign
In accordance with code section twenty-five-one-three
The General Fund, no impact shall be
For community-appropriate levels of service, we see

Edit if necessary, and other agencies none
The Action Summary attached, the Board’s work is done
The bright stars, they shine o’er Humboldt’s fair county
For the meeting of 3/14/23, the agenda to be soundly.

— LoCOBot

There once was a county named Humboldt,
Where a meeting was held on the date of the 14th.
The agenda was for the restroom ADA Modification,
To make it accessible for all, with great elation.

The bid was voted on with a majority,
To advertise the project with haste was a necessity.
For the courthouse restrooms, ADA requirements to meet,
For all citizens to have access, it was quite a feat.

Funding was from the 2020 plan and the Judicial Council,
And with CARES Act funds, the fixtures were special.
High/low drinking fountains with hydration stations too,
And baby changing tables, the project was overdue.

So on the 18th of April, the bids opened with glee,
To commence the renovations of all twenty (20) restrooms in Humboldt County.

— LoCOBot

It had been a long and difficult journey for young John Smith, but he finally had made it. After years of hard work, dedication, and a little luck, John had achieved his dream of becoming the County Administrator of Humboldt County. He had come a long way since he first entered the county office as a clerk many years ago.

John was proud of his accomplishments, but he also felt a great sense of responsibility. He was determined to make a difference in the county and to ensure it was a safe and welcoming place for all. One of his first tasks as County Administrator was to oversee the bid authorization for a project to bring the Humboldt County Courthouse into compliance with the Americans with Disabilities Act.

John worked with the Board of Supervisors, the County Public Works Department, the Sheriff’s Office, the Judicial Council of California, and the project’s architect, Nichols, Melburg, and Rossetto Architects, to develop the project’s plans and specifications. He also worked with the County Finance Plan to ensure the project would be funded adequately.

The project included replacing the accessible parking stall in the Fourth Street parking lot, replacing the aging moisture barrier located between the parking lot asphalt and the ceiling of the Office of Emergency Services, replacing the accessible route linking the building entrance to the public right of way on the Fourth Street side of the courthouse, and replacing the problematic outward swinging entrance and exit doors located in the Fourth Street security vestibule with electronic sliding doors.

John was proud to be part of this important project, and he took great satisfaction in seeing it come to fruition. He knew his work was making a difference in the lives of the people of the county, and that was all the reward he needed.

— LoCOBot

It had been a long and difficult year since the pandemic had struck, and the feeling of darkness and despair had been thick in the air. The staff at DHHS: Behavioral Health’s Psychiatric Health Facility, Sempervirens, had been working tirelessly to keep the facility running, and the strain had been taking its toll.

Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise had been sent to Humboldt County to observe the effects of the pandemic on the people there, and he had been impressed by the resilience of the people he had met. As he attended the Board of Supervisors meeting on 3/14/2023, he was pleased to hear that the Department of Health and Human Services were applying for Hospital and Skilled Nursing Facility COVID-19 Worker Retention Payments to be issued to all eligible staff.

Captain Picard was even more delighted to learn that, should the application be successful, the Psychiatric Health Facility would be eligible for these retention payments. He knew that the staff at Sempervirens had worked so hard throughout the pandemic and he was pleased that they were being rewarded for their efforts.

He watched as the Board of Supervisors voted to authorize the Department of Health and Human Services to apply for and receive the payments, and he felt a sense of pride in knowing that he was a part of making this happen. As the meeting ended, he thought to himself that even in dark times, there are still moments of light that bring hope.

— LoCOBot

Q: Why is the County of Humboldt changing the job specifications?

A: Because Rodney Dangerfield said “I don’t get no respect!”

— LoCOBot

Verse 1:
Oil, gas, and water are all in play
The Humboldt County line is where the work gets done today
To find out what is right and what is wrong
We need to study the wells three to five watersheds long

Chorus:
Time to take it to the Board of Supervisors
Gonna get the help of LACO Associates
Cannabis Control grant money will pay
For hydrologic studies in the County of Humboldt today

Verse 2:
Gonna look for the answers in the geology
We need to know if we’re impacting the ecology
To see if the groundwater’s running low
Gonna sign a professional services agreement with the grant in tow

Chorus:
Time to take it to the Board of Supervisors
Gonna get the help of LACO Associates
Cannabis Control grant money will pay
For hydrologic studies in the County of Humboldt today

Verse 3:
Environmental Health and Public Works will do their part
To make sure the implications of this don’t break the heart
We’ve got to do what’s right and what’s fair
To keep the county strong and the future bright and clear

Chorus:
Time to take it to the Board of Supervisors
Gonna get the help of LACO Associates
Cannabis Control grant money will pay
For hydrologic studies in the County of Humboldt today

— LoCOBot

Title: Redwood Love

The sun shone brightly over the lush redwood forests of Humboldt County, California, a place of breathtaking beauty and serenity. It was the perfect setting for the beautiful love story between David G. Katz and Anne Braak-Katz.

David and Anne had been together for a few years and were deeply in love. When they had first met, they were both working in the Public Works Department of Humboldt County. They were passionate about their work, but their true passion was for each other. When they married, they decided to start their own business, and began to look for suitable office space.

After much searching, they found the perfect office space located at 3156 Redwood Drive, Redway, California. They were able to lease the space from the Humboldt County Board of Supervisors. It was a perfect fit for the couple and their business, and they were able to make it their own.

David and Anne quickly settled into their new office space, and their business began to flourish. They were able to work together and build a life for themselves. But, as their business continued to grow, they knew that they would need to extend the lease agreement. On March 14, 2023, the Board of Supervisors approved their request to extend the lease agreement to March 15, 2024.

The couple was elated to have been granted the extension, and they knew that they would be able to continue to build a life together. They felt incredibly grateful to the Board of Supervisors for granting the extension, and they wanted to thank them for their kindness.

On the evening of the official lease extension, David and Anne decided to take a walk in the redwoods to celebrate their good fortune. As they walked, they talked about their plans for the future, and their dreams of continuing to build a life together.

As they reached the end of the path, they stopped and looked out over the redwood canopy. It was a beautiful sight, and the sun was setting, casting a golden hue over the trees. It was the perfect moment for David and Anne to express their gratitude, and to express their love for one another.

That day, David and Anne vowed to always remember the beauty and serenity of the redwood forests, and to always remember the love they shared. They knew that no matter what happened, they would always be together, and Redwood Drive would always be a

— LoCOBot

It was a typical day in the County of Humboldt. The sun was shining, the birds were singing and the
people of Humboldt were going about their business. Little did they know that their lives were about to
change forever.

On the morning of March 14th, 2023, the Board of Supervisors held a meeting to discuss the Storm
Damage Repair to Monument Road (3F020) at Post Mile 0.00 project. This project was funded by the
Federal Emergency Management Agency, the California Governor’s Office of Emergency Services, and
the City of Rio Dell. The project was recommended for approval, and was expected to take about two
years to complete.

Little did the board members know that when they signed off on this project, they were about to
unlock a door to the unknown.

The construction crews were hard at work, and within no time, they had uncovered a strange metal
door beneath the ground. After some investigation, it was discovered that the door was actually an
entrance to a long-forgotten underground bunker.

The door was opened and the workers ventured inside, only to find a strange laboratory filled with
unfamiliar technology. After further exploration, they stumbled upon a mysterious chamber in the deepest
recesses of the bunker.

The workers cautiously opened the chamber and found a large, glowing orb in the center. They were
stunned to see that the orb was emitting a strange energy that seemed to be emanating from an
unknown source.

One of the workers stepped forward and touched the orb. Immediately, a bright light filled the room and
a booming voice filled the air. “Welcome,” the voice said. “I am the Guardian of the Orb. I have been
trapped here for centuries, waiting for the day when I would be freed. Now, I can finally fulfill my
purpose: to protect the County of Humboldt from any and all threats.”

With that, the Guardian of the Orb began to repair the damage caused by the storm. He quickly
restored the roads, repaired the buildings, and even created a force field around the entire county to
protect it from any further harm.

From that day forward, the County of Humboldt was safe and secure, all thanks to the mysterious
Guardian of the Orb that was uncovered during the

— LoCOBot

Are you ready to take the next step in improving Humboldt County? The Board of Supervisors is meeting on 3/14/2023 to vote on the Eleventh Amendment to the Agreement for Professional Services with Quincy Engineering, Inc. as assigned to Consor North America, Inc. regarding the Provision of Design Engineering and Project Development Services Pertaining to the Replacement of the Pine Hill Road Bridge. This project is funded by the Humboldt County Road Fund, Federal Highway Administration Highway Bridge Program, and Toll Credit Bridge Replacement Fund. Don’t miss out on this opportunity to invest in Humboldt’s infrastructure! Be sure to attend the Board of Supervisors meeting on 3/14/2023 and support the Eleventh Amendment to the Agreement for Professional Services. Together, we can make Humboldt County an even better place to live and work.

— LoCOBot

The Mystery of Wilder Ridge Road

The small town of Honeydew, nestled in the foothills of the Humboldt County Mountains, had been through a period of tumultuous weather over the past few years. Torrential rains had caused severe flooding and mudslides, and the Wilder Ridge Road was particularly hard hit. The road was completely closed off, and the residents of Honeydew were unable to access their properties. In response, the Humboldt County Department of Public Works had contracted with Mercer-Fraser Company to complete a repair of the Wilder Ridge Road.

Everything seemed to be going as planned until a series of suspicious incidents began occurring. Equipment was being vandalized and stolen, and the repair project was being delayed by weeks. The Public Works Department was in a quandary, and the Board of Supervisors was under increasing pressure to get the project finished. In desperation, they called in the local sheriff’s department to investigate the mysterious occurrences.

Sheriff John Smith was assigned the case. With the help of his deputies, he quickly determined that the vandalism and theft were the work of a local gang that was determined to disrupt the repair project. But why? After a long and arduous investigation, Sheriff Smith and his team were able to piece together the events leading up to the incidents.

It seemed that the gang had learned of a long-lost treasure buried somewhere near the Wilder Ridge Road. The gang had been scouring the area for months in search of the treasure, with no luck. Desperate, they had resorted to vandalizing and stealing equipment in the hopes of delaying the repair project and giving them more time to search.

Sheriff Smith and his team were able to locate and apprehend the gang, and the Wilder Ridge Road repair project was finally completed. But the mystery of the lost treasure remains to this day.

— LoCOBot

The Board of Supervisors voted to accept the completed contract and approve the final payment for the Storm Damage Repair to Patricks Point Drive, unaware of the horrors that awaited them.

The work on this project had been grueling, and it was said that workers kept hearing strange noises coming from the depths of the creek bed. Some of the workers claimed to have seen a mysterious figure lurking in the shadows of the trees, but no one believed them.

Soon after the project was completed, strange reports began to surface throughout the area. People started to go missing, and the town of Trinidad was thrown into a state of panic.

The Board of Supervisors had no idea that the project had disturbed an ancient evil that had been buried deep within the bowels of the earth. The evil had been dormant for centuries, and it had been waiting for the perfect moment to emerge and wreak havoc upon the unsuspecting citizens of Humboldt County.

This evil force had been unleashed, and it would take all of the courage and strength of the Board of Supervisors to put a stop to it.

— LoCOBot

Thread:
The County of Humboldt is considering a resolution to auction tax-defaulted properties for the meeting of 3/14/2023. The Board of Supervisors is being asked to approve the resolution, which will allow the Treasurer-Tax Collector to sell the properties at public auction. All costs of the sale will be reimbursed from sale proceeds. #HumboldtCounty #TaxAuction

— LoCOBot

Hear ye! Hear ye!

The Board of Supervisors of the County of Humboldt has been called to convene for the meeting of 3/14/2023.

The Board of Supervisors will consider a proposal to apply the new name of O’Haniel Creek to an officially unnamed stream that flows into Redwood Creek. This proposal is to honor O’Haniel Bailey, a member of the Whikut Tribe, a sheepherder who lived and worked in the area.

The Board of Supervisors will also consider directing the Clerk of the Board to return a fully executed U.S. Board of Geographic Names Geographic Name Proposal Recommendation to the U.S. Board of Geographic Names, if approved.

Come one, come all and join the Board of Supervisors of the County of Humboldt in discussion of this proposal at the meeting of 3/14/2023.

— LoCOBot

It was a pleasant spring morning in the County of Humboldt as the Board of Supervisors gathered to consider revisions to the Ordinance 2520 related to campaign finance. Supervisor Steve Madrone had been passionate about the subject, and had been pushing for changes to the existing ordinance, which would change the amount a candidate may solicit or accept of campaign contributions from $1,500 to $500 maximum contributions.

The Board unanimously agreed that changes to the ordinance were necessary to prevent the financial strength of certain individuals or organizations from exercising a disproportionate or controlling influence on the elections in Humboldt County.

As the Board discussed the proposal, an unexpected figure appeared in the room. He was a tall, dark-skinned man with a long, white beard and a pointed hat. He was dressed in a long, black cloak with a shimmering silver star embroidered on the front.

“Greetings!” he said in a loud, booming voice. “I am the wizard of finance, and I have come to grant your request!”

The Board was stunned, but Supervisor Madrone was the first to recover. “What do you mean?”

The wizard smiled. “It is simple. I will grant you the power to limit the amount of money that can be spent on campaigns in Humboldt County. From this day forward, no candidate may solicit or accept more than $500 in contributions. This will ensure that the elections in Humboldt County remain fair and balanced.”

The Board thanked the wizard for his generosity and immediately began making the necessary changes to Ordinance 2520. From that day forward, the County of Humboldt was the first in the nation to have such strict campaign finance regulations.

Thanks to the wizard’s help, the County of Humboldt was able to remain a beacon of democracy and fairness for many years to come.

— LoCOBot

Campaign Setup:

The campaign begins in the County of Humboldt, in the year 2023. The players are all members of the newly formed Samoa Peninsula Enhanced Infrastructure and Financing District (EIFD) Authority Board, appointed by the local Board of Supervisors. The mission of the EIFD is to improve the infrastructure on the Samoa Peninsula, and the Authority Board must find a way to finance these improvements.

The players must work together to find the necessary funds to finance the infrastructure improvements. Along the way, they will face obstacles and challenges from local gangs, monsters, and other obstacles. They will also need to work with local businesses and other stakeholders to find the necessary funds.

The players must use their wits, strength, and cunning to find the necessary funds and complete their mission. Along the way, they must find allies and develop relationships in order to succeed. They will also need to battle dangerous foes and overcome powerful obstacles to achieve their mission.

The ultimate goal of the campaign is for the players to use their resources and abilities to finance the infrastructure improvements on the Samoa Peninsula. They must find ways to raise the necessary funds and bring the development project to completion.

Good luck, and may the players have a successful campaign!

— LoCOBot

Letra da música do carnaval:

Refrão:
O County of Humboldt vai se aventurar
Com o vento do mar se vamos ver
Vamos celebrar a união em 3/14/2023
Vamos festejar a onda da transformação

Verso 1:
Com o objetivo de ser neutro na emissão
O Bureau of Ocean Energy vai fazer o ação
Vamos nos preparar para o desenvolvimento
Com ações da comunidade, não vamos esquecer

Refrão:
O County of Humboldt vai se aventurar
Com o vento do mar se vamos ver
Vamos celebrar a união em 3/14/2023
Vamos festejar a onda da transformação

Verso 2:
As agências e stakeholders já trabalham com bastante
Com o calendário avançando, não paramos de dançar
Vamos aproveitar os recursos, fundos e interesses
Para um acordo de benefícios para todos os envolvidos

Refrão:
O County of Humboldt vai se aventurar
Com o vento do mar se vamos ver
Vamos celebrar a união em 3/14/2023
Vamos festejar a onda da transformação

Verso 3:
Vamos trabalhar juntos para lutar com garra
Por um mundo melhor e com mais energia
Vamos desenvolver força de trabalho e cadeia de suprimentos
Para ajudar a terra na proteção

Refrão:
O County of Humboldt vai se aventurar
Com o vento do mar se vamos ver
Vamos celebrar a união em 3/14/2023
Vamos festejar a onda da transformação

— LoCOBot

Episode Summary:

The Scooby Doo gang are visiting the County of Humboldt, and they learn that a severe winter storm has caused significant damage to the area. Sheriff William Honsal has issued a proclamation declaring the existence of a local emergency. The gang notices that some of the damage is suspicious, and they decide to investigate.

The gang visits the local sheriff’s office to find out more information. They learn that the storm has caused large accumulations of snow, impassable roads, downed trees, disrupted utility services, damaged and flooded roads, mudslides, and damaged structures. The sheriff also tells them that there have been reports of dead livestock in the area, and that the damages exceed the county’s resources.

The gang visits some of the areas that have been affected by the storm and notices that some of the damage appears to be more than just from the storm. They investigate further and discover that the culprit is a local poacher who has been using the storm as an opportunity to illegally hunt for animals.

The poacher is arrested and the local emergency is resolved. The Scooby Doo gang is praised for their work and the sheriff ratifies the proclamation declaring the existence of a local emergency due to the consecutive major winter storm events.

— LoCOBot

From the acclaimed director of “The County of Humboldt” comes a captivating tale of land, love, and sacrifice.

“Davies” tells the story of two neighboring parcels of land, Parcel A (APN 500-011-008) and Parcel B (APN 500-011-007), and the lengths to which the people of the County of Humboldt are willing to go in order to protect their beloved hometown.

Follow the journey of a community as they work together to make the tough decisions necessary for the preservation of their home.

With an all-star cast including the County of Humboldt’s Board of Supervisors and Planning and Building Department, this heartwarming tale will make you laugh, cry, and question the power of community.

“Davies” - coming to a theater near you on March 21st, 2023.

— LoCOBot