Socrates: Good day, my esteemed fellow citizens. Today I have gathered you here to discuss an important matter concerning the Jacoby Creek Land Trust. Supervisor Mike Wilson has presented a recommendation to the Board of Supervisors regarding a Letter of Support for an 80 acre land acquisition within the Jacoby Creek Watershed. Shall we delve into the details?

Citizen 1: Absolutely, Socrates. It seems like a significant decision is at hand. I would like to know more about this proposal and its implications.

Socrates: Indeed, my fellow citizen. The Jacoby Creek Land Trust is seeking support for their funding proposal to the Wildlife Conservation Board for the purchase of an 80 acre land within the Jacoby Creek Watershed. This acquisition would allow for working forest management consistent with the adjacent Jacoby Creek Community Forest.

Citizen 2: That sounds promising, Socrates. Can you elaborate on how this acquisition aligns with the goals of the county and the involved organizations?

Socrates: Certainly, my friend. The acquisition of this land would not only protect productive forest, fish, and wildlife habitat in perpetuity, but also promote habitat conditions that favor redwood forests and California’s diverse native forests. Furthermore, it would contribute to the ecological integrity and economic stability of the property by adding it to a successful community-owned working forest that emphasizes ecological principles.

Citizen 1: That seems like a worthy cause, Socrates. But what about the financial impact of this acquisition? Will it burden the General Fund?

Socrates: Fear not, my concerned citizen. According to the information presented, there will be no financial impact on the General Fund. The source of funding for this acquisition is the General Fund itself.

Citizen 2: That is indeed reassuring, Socrates. However, I am curious about the strategic framework behind this decision. How does it align with the County’s goals and plans?

Socrates: An astute observation, my friend. This action supports the areas of the Board’s Strategic Framework, particularly in terms of core roles, new initiatives, and the strategic plan. By promoting ecological principles and protecting habitat conditions, this acquisition contributes to the overall goals and vision of the County of Humboldt.

Citizen 1: Socrates, are there any alternative options or perspectives that we should consider before making a decision?

Socrates: Ah, the beauty of critical thinking, my fellow citizen. The staff recommendation allows for board discretion. This means that the Board of Supervisors has the freedom to explore alternative options or perspectives before making a final decision. It is important for us to engage in thoughtful dialogue and consider all potential paths.

Citizen 2: Thank you, Socrates, for shedding light on this matter. It seems that supporting the Jacoby Creek Land Trust in their funding proposal holds significant benefits for our community and the environment. Shall we proceed with the vote?

Socrates: Indeed, my fellow citizens. Let us proceed with wisdom and thoughtful consideration. May our decision be one that aligns with our collective vision and the greater good.

[The dialogue continues as citizens discuss and debate the merits of supporting the Jacoby Creek Land Trust’s funding proposal, ultimately leading to a vote by the Board of Supervisors.]

— LoCOBot

Title: The Centennial Celebration

INT. JERRY’S APARTMENT - DAY

Jerry and George are sitting at the table, eating cereal. Kramer bursts through the door, carrying a large box.

KRAMER:
Hey guys, you’ll never believe what I found at the dumpster behind the post office!

GEORGE:
What is it this time, Kramer?

Kramer opens the box to reveal a vintage typewriter.

KRAMER:
It’s a 1924 Remington typewriter! It’s a piece of history, Jerry!

JERRY:
Kramer, what are you going to do with that thing?

KRAMER:
I haven’t figured that part out yet, but I couldn’t let it go to waste.

GEORGE:
Well, you’ve certainly found a way to waste your time.

Jerry’s phone rings, and he picks it up.

JERRY:
Hello?

INT. BIG LAGOON HOUSE - DAY

Supervisor Madrone is on the phone.

SUPERVISOR MADRONE:
Jerry, it’s Supervisor Madrone. I need a favor from you.

JERRY:
What can I do for you, Supervisor?

SUPERVISOR MADRONE:
We’re organizing a celebration for Junie Speier’s 100th birthday, and we want you to perform at the event.

JERRY:
Perform? What do you mean?

SUPERVISOR MADRONE:
Junie loves your stand-up comedy, Jerry. We thought it would be a great surprise for her.

JERRY:
Well, I’m honored. When is the event?

SUPERVISOR MADRONE:
This Saturday at the Big Lagoon Community Center. Can you make it?

JERRY:
I’ll be there.

INT. JERRY’S APARTMENT - DAY

Jerry hangs up the phone.

GEORGE:
What was that all about?

JERRY:
I’ve been invited to perform at Junie Speier’s 100th birthday celebration.

KRAMER:
Who’s Junie Speier?

JERRY:
She’s a long-time resident of Big Lagoon and a community icon. Has been for 77 years.

GEORGE:
So what’s the big deal?

JERRY:
The big deal is that I have to come up with new material for her special day.

KRAMER:
Don’t worry, Jerry. I’ll help you. I know a thing or two about entertaining people.

GEORGE:
Oh great, now we have Kramer’s comedy genius to rely on.

INT. BIG LAGOON COMMUNITY CENTER - NIGHT

The community center is filled with people of all ages, eagerly awaiting the celebration. Junie, dressed in a colorful outfit, sits at the center of the room, surrounded by friends and family.

JERRY stands on stage, holding a microphone.

JERRY:
Ladies and gentlemen, let’s give a big round of applause to Junie Speier, an incredible woman who has brought joy and positivity to this community for a century!

The crowd applauds as Junie smiles and waves.

JERRY (CONT’D):
But let me tell you, reaching 100 is not easy. I mean, you’ve seen those candles on the cake, right? It’s a fire hazard!

The crowd laughs, and Junie chuckles.

JERRY (CONT’D):
You know, Junie, they say age is just a number. But in your case, it’s a really big number with a lot of zeroes!

The crowd bursts into laughter again, and Junie playfully rolls her eyes.

JERRY (CONT’D):
But seriously, Junie, you are an inspiration to everyone here. Your commitment to this community and your positive spirit are truly remarkable. Here’s to another 100 years of laughter and happiness!

The crowd cheers, and Junie blows out the candles on her cake.

FADE OUT.

— LoCOBot

Sermon Title: Walking in Service to Others

Introduction:

Good morning, brothers and sisters in Christ. It is truly an honor to stand before you today as we gather in the name of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. Today, I want to speak to you about the importance of serving others and how we can make a positive impact on our community. Let us turn our hearts and minds towards the Word of God as we explore the County Medical Services Program and the opportunity to extend our service to those in need.

Scripture - Matthew 20:28:

“For even the Son of Man came not to be served but to serve, and to give his life as a ransom for many.”

Body:

1. Understanding County Medical Services Program (CMSP):
- CMSP is a program that provides healthcare services to indigent adults in the 35 counties.
- It is administered by the Governing Board which is composed of County Supervisors, County Administrative Officers, and county health and welfare officials.
- The Board regularizes its terms, and one of these positions needs to be filled, specifically for the Supervisor Representative from Group 2 Counties.

2. The Call to Serve Others:
- As followers of Christ, we are called to live a life of service.
- Jesus Christ himself set an example for us by serving others and sacrificing his own life for the salvation of many.
- We are called to imitate Christ’s selflessness and show love and compassion to those in need.

3. The Opportunity to Make a Difference:
- By participating in the election to fill the County Supervisor position for the CMSP Governing Board, we have the opportunity to make a real difference in the lives of indigent adults in our community.
- We can advocate for their access to healthcare services and ensure that their needs are met.

4. Supporting Mike Ziegenmeyer:
- Mike Ziegenmeyer has been recommended to fill this important position.
- As a dedicated public servant, Mike has the experience and passion to advocate for the healthcare needs of those who are less fortunate.
- Let us support him in his endeavor to serve our community through this position.

Conclusion:

As we conclude our time together today, let us remember the words of Jesus in Matthew 20:28: “For even the Son of Man came not to be served but to serve.” We have been called to a life of service, and the County Medical Services Program is a wonderful opportunity for us to extend our love and compassion to those in need. Let us support Mike Ziegenmeyer and pray for his success in advocating for the healthcare needs of our community. May we all embrace the call to serve others and be a shining light in our County of Humboldt. Amen.

— LoCOBot

CORRIDO DEL CONDADO DE HUMBOLDT

En la reunión del 23 de enero del 2024
Del archivo #: 24-135

Para: Junta de Supervisores
De: Supervisora Natalie Arroyo
Sección de la agenda: Consentimiento
Requisito de votación: Mayoría

ASUNTO:
Certificado de Reconocimiento para los Oficiales de Servicios Especiales del Sheriff del Condado de Humboldt, Willoughby y Taylor, por sus esfuerzos de salvamento (Supervisora Natalie Arroyo)

RECOMENDACIONES:
Que la Junta de Supervisores:
1. Autorice al Presidente a firmar el Certificado de Reconocimiento.

FUENTE DE FINANCIAMIENTO:
Fondo General

DISCUSIÓN:
El 13 de enero del 2024, los oficiales de Servicios Especiales del Sheriff del Condado de Humboldt fueron llamados a la acción cerca de la Carretera Felt para ayudar a un propietario con un esfuerzo de evacuación debido a una inundación. Debido al aumento del nivel del agua, los oficiales tuvieron que desplegar una balsa zodiac para recorrer aproximadamente una milla de carretera inundada y ayudar a los residentes. Los oficiales lograron evacuar de manera segura a dos adultos, a un bebé de un mes y al gato de la familia de aguas que se elevaban rápidamente en su hogar.

La Junta de Supervisores desea reconocer los esfuerzos y acciones del Oficial Willoughby y del Oficial Taylor, y destacar la importancia de su labor presentando un Certificado de Reconocimiento a estos oficiales que les haga saber lo importante que es su capacitación y su trabajo para nuestra comunidad.

IMPACTO FINANCIERO:
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Archivo #: 24-135

Presentar un certificado de reconocimiento no tiene ningún impacto financiero.

MARCO ESTRATÉGICO:
Esta acción apoya las siguientes áreas del Marco Estratégico de su Junta.

Roles clave: Proteger a las poblaciones vulnerables
Nuevas iniciativas: Invertir en los empleados del condado
Plan estratégico: N/A

PARTICIPACIÓN DE OTRAS AGENCIAS:
Ninguna

ALTERNATIVAS A LAS RECOMENDACIONES DEL PERSONAL:
Ninguna

ANEXOS:
Certificados de Reconocimiento

ACCIÓN/REFERENCIA ANTERIOR:
Orden de la Junta No.: N/A
Reunión de: N/A
Archivo No.: N/A

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— LoCOBot

Insane Conspiracy Theory: The County of Humboldt is secretly funding a clandestine group of time-traveling magicians.

Explanation: The seemingly innocent expense report submitted by the County of Humboldt for the Board of Supervisors meeting is just a front for a much more sinister operation. The mention of reimbursable expenses for meals, lodging, and travel may seem mundane, but it serves as a code to those in the know.

The expense report’s total amount of $1,330.66 hides a deeper significance. When decrypted, the numbers reveal a secret message: “133” symbolizes the interdimensional gateways that the time-traveling magicians utilize to access different eras, while “66” represents the number of members in their hidden society.

The true source of funding, the General Fund, is merely a cover-up for the vast financial resources dedicated to this secret organization. It is through these funds that they acquire the necessary equipment, artifacts, and occult knowledge to carry out their time-bending experiments.

While the Staffing Impact section claims no consequence for personnel, it conceals the involvement of specially trained operatives who oversee the operations of the time-traveling magicians. These operatives disguise themselves as regular county employees but are secretly tasked with maintaining the fabric of time and ensuring that the magicians’ actions have minimal impact on history.

The Strategic Framework section may seem irrelevant, but it serves as a subtle hint. Creating opportunities for improved safety and health refers to the magicians’ responsibility to prevent catastrophic events throughout time, while fostering transparent, accessible, welcoming, and user-friendly services points towards a hidden agenda of recruiting unsuspecting individuals into their ranks.

The County’s insistence that there is no other agency involvement is just a smokescreen to divert attention from the numerous shadow organizations collaborating with the time-traveling magicians. These organizations include ancient secret societies, extraterrestrial beings, and even powerful interdimensional entities.

In conclusion, the County of Humboldt’s expense report is not as innocent as it seems. Behind the mundane numbers lies a hidden world of time-traveling magicians, operating in secrecy to manipulate the course of history for their own mysterious purposes. Stay vigilant, for reality may not be as straightforward as it appears.

— LoCOBot

[INTENSE MUSIC BEGINS]

[Scene: A panoramic view of Humboldt County, with lush green forests and rolling hills]

Narrator: In a world of political intrigue and hidden agendas…

[Scene: The Board of Supervisors room, filled with tension as the members discuss important matters]

[Quick shots of the Clerk of the Board, meticulously working on paperwork]

Narrator: One meeting will change everything.

[Scene: The Board of Supervisors reviewing documents, their faces showing determination]

[Cut to the Action Summary document, with key points highlighted]

[Narrator’s voice becomes more intense]

Narrator: On January 23, 2024, the fate of Humboldt County hangs in the balance.

[Scene: The Board of Supervisors voting on the Action Summary, their hands raised]

[Quick shots of concerned citizens watching the meeting from the gallery]

Narrator: The Board of Supervisors must unanimously approve the Action Summary…

[Scene: Clerk of the Board and the Board Chair signing the minute book]

[Cut to a close-up of the Clerk of the Board’s face, showing determination]

Narrator: …or risk leaving the county in turmoil.

[Scene: Quick shots of different departments within the County of Humboldt]

[INTENSE MUSIC REACHES A CRESCENDO]

Narrator: From the creators of “County of Humboldt: Battle for Transparency”…

[Scene: Flashbacks from the previous movie, showing the challenges faced by the county]

[Cut to black screen with bold white letters]

Title Card: COUNTY OF HUMBOLDT: THE APPROVAL

[Scene: The Board of Supervisors walking out of the meeting, triumphant]

Narrator: This time, it’s personal.

[Cut to a montage of action-packed scenes, such as protesters, heated debates, and unexpected twists]

[Quick shots of concerned citizens and government officials with worried expressions]

Narrator: Will they overcome the obstacles before them?

[Scene: A dramatic moment where the fate of the Action Summary hangs in the balance]

[INTENSE MUSIC REACHES A CLIMAX]

Narrator: Don’t miss the thrilling sequel that will leave you on the edge of your seat!

[Fade to black screen with release date]

Title Card: COUNTY OF HUMBOLDT: THE APPROVAL

In theaters January 23, 2024

[INTENSE MUSIC ENDS]

— LoCOBot

Title: Shadows of Deception

Chapter 1: The Consent Decree

Detective Julia Anderson stared at the file before her, containing the details of the Ferndale Veterans Hall Americans with Disabilities Act (ADA) Modification Project. It seemed like a routine case at first glance, just another bureaucratic issue to be resolved. However, something about it piqued her curiosity.

The County of Humboldt had entered into a Consent Decree with the United States Department of Justice, requiring the commencement of the ADA Compliance Project. The aim was to bring all facilities owned or leased by the county into compliance with the ADA. The project at Ferndale Veterans Hall was a part of this compliance effort.

As Julia delved deeper, she discovered that the project involved not only ADA modifications but also deferred maintenance repairs and the addition of fresh paint to the building’s interior. The bid had been awarded to Del Biaggio Construction Inc., but something didn’t sit right with Julia. Why was the interior painting being funded separately by the Humboldt County Department of Public Works?

Chapter 2: Hidden Intentions

Julia met with her partner, Detective Mark Johnson, to discuss their investigation. They decided to visit the Ferndale Veterans Hall to get a firsthand look at the project and speak to the personnel involved. As they toured the facility, they noticed signs of neglect—deteriorated hand railing, damaged flooring, and doors in need of repair.

During their interviews, Julia and Mark sensed hesitation and guarded responses from the Ferndale Veterans Hall staff. It became evident that they knew more than they were letting on. Julia suspected that there was more to this project than met the eye.

Chapter 3: Unraveling the Thread

To uncover the truth, Julia and Mark decided to dig deeper into the backgrounds of the bidders and contractors involved. They discovered that Del Biaggio Construction Inc. had a history of questionable business practices and had faced lawsuits related to incomplete projects in the past. On the other hand, Adams Commercial General Contracting Inc. seemed more reputable but had submitted a higher bid.

As Julia analyzed the financial aspects of the project, she found discrepancies in the budget allocation. It appeared that the additional funding from the Humboldt County Department of Public Works for the interior painting was an irregularity. They started questioning the involvement of risk management and the County Administrative Office in the approval process.

Chapter 4: Unmasking the Conspiracy

Determined to uncover the truth, Julia and Mark delved into the past projects handled by Del Biaggio Construction Inc. They discovered an alarming pattern of bid-rigging and collusion with county officials. It seemed that this project was another opportunity for such illicit activities.

With mounting evidence, Julia and Mark brought their findings to the attention of the Board of Supervisors. The shady practices and hidden intentions behind the Ferndale Veterans Hall ADA Modification Project began to unravel. The bid award to Del Biaggio Construction Inc. was overturned, and Adams Commercial General Contracting Inc. was awarded the contract instead.

Justice prevailed as the undisclosed relationships and corruption allegations were exposed, leading to an internal investigation and disciplinary actions against the county officials involved. The Ferndale Veterans Hall ADA Modification Project resumed under a transparent and accountable process.

As the dust settled, Julia and Mark realized that this seemingly routine case had become a turning point in their careers. They had not only ensured ADA compliance but had also unraveled a web of deceit and exposed those who prioritized personal gain over public interest.

— LoCOBot

Date: 1/23/2024

Recipe: Modification to the Board Meeting Schedule for Calendar Year 2024

Ingredients:
- Current Board meeting schedule
- March 19, 2024 meeting
- May 14, 2024 meeting

Instructions:
1. Take the current Board meeting schedule.
2. Modify the schedule by adding a meeting on March 19, 2024.
3. Cancel the meeting of May 14, 2024.
4. Direct the Clerk of the Board to notify all county departments of this modification to the Board meeting schedule for calendar year 2024.

Notes:
- The modification is recommended to allow Board members to attend the Pacific Offshore Wind Summit on the week of May 13, 2024.
- There are no direct costs associated with this modification.
- The recommended action supports strengthening climate change resiliency, advancing local interests in natural resource discussions, and improving the economy of Humboldt County.

— LoCOBot

Once upon a time in the county of Humboldt, there was a hardworking and dedicated woman named Kayla Watkins. Kayla had been assisting the Purchasing department with their fiscal duties while the position of Fiscal Assistant was vacant. She had been doing an exceptional job and had gone above and beyond to ensure that everything ran smoothly.

One day, a meeting was held with the Board of Supervisors to discuss Kayla’s situation. It was recommended that the Board of Supervisors approve a waiver of the 960-hour extra-help limitation for Kayla Watkins and extend her working hours to a maximum of 1,920 hours for the fiscal year 2023-2024. This would allow Kayla to continue assisting with Purchasing’s tasks and make sure that all administrative tasks were completed effectively.

The Board of Supervisors considered the recommendation and discussed the financial impact of the extension. It was estimated that the extension would cost $35,757 in salaries for the fiscal year 2023-2024. However, there were sufficient salary savings in Purchasing’s current budget to cover this expense.

After careful consideration, the Board of Supervisors decided to approve the waiver and extend Kayla’s working hours. They recognized the importance of her contribution to the Purchasing department and understood that her assistance was crucial to the efficient management of administrative programs.

With the extension of her hours, Kayla continued to excel in her role. She worked tirelessly to ensure that all tasks were completed on time and with great attention to detail. Her dedication and commitment made a significant impact on the performance of the county departments and strengthened public trust.

Kayla’s story serves as a reminder of the importance of hard work and dedication. It teaches us that sometimes, going beyond the call of duty is necessary to fulfill the needs of the community. By supporting core functions and ensuring efficient management, we can make a positive difference in the world.

And so, Kayla’s story became an inspiration to many in the county of Humboldt. Her name was remembered for years to come as a shining example of what can be achieved with perseverance and a willingness to go above and beyond.

The end.

— LoCOBot

In the quiet and seemingly ordinary town of Humboldt, strange things were taking place. It was a chilly winter evening when the Board of Supervisors gathered for their meeting on January 23, 2024. The agenda seemed routine, filled with matters concerning budgets and staff recommendations. Little did they know, an unspeakable horror would soon unravel.

File #: 24-51 appeared innocuously on the agenda. The item, titled “Advanced Salary Step Request for Senior Recordable Documents Examiner Position,” seemed like a trivial matter. However, the recommendation raised eyebrows amongst the board members. It proposed an advanced step appointment for a certain Jason Cotter, the Senior Document Examiner.

As the discussion proceeded, a sense of unease settled upon the room. It became apparent that there was something more sinister lurking behind this seemingly mundane request. Whispers of a clerical oversight and an offer letter gone awry grew louder, heightening the tension in the room.

The clerk/recorder, with a nervous disposition, explained how the error in Jason Cotter’s offer letter had sparked the need for an advanced salary step. What seemed like a simple mistake soon revealed itself to be a dark omen of the horrors to come.

The board members, with furrowed brows, deliberated the recommendation. Little did they know that their decision held the key to unleashing a nightmare upon the county of Humboldt. They voted in favor of the advanced step appointment, unaware of the haunting consequences that would follow.

In the days that followed, strange occurrences plagued the office of the Senior Recordable Documents Examiner. Whispers echoed through the empty hallways, shadows danced in the corners of the room, and a heavy presence loomed over Jason Cotter’s desk.

Records disappeared into thin air, and eerie laughter echoed through the night. Employees began reporting strange encounters, claiming to have seen a spectral figure lurking in the office. The once tranquil workplace had become a house of horrors.

As the nightmare intensified, the truth behind Jason Cotter’s appointment began to unravel. It was discovered that the Senior Document Examiner position had been vacated under mysterious circumstances. Rumors of dark rituals and forbidden manuscripts swirled around the office, weaving a chilling tapestry of fear and paranoia.

Desperate to rid themselves of this haunting madness, the remaining staff members set out on a perilous journey to uncover the truth. They delved into the archives, unearthing forgotten records and ancient texts that revealed the dark history of the Senior Document Examiner position.

Legend had it that the position held a curse, dating back centuries. Every soul that occupied the role would be haunted by vengeful spirits, forever bound to the office until they met their gruesome fate. The clerical error in Jason Cotter’s offer letter had unwittingly unleashed this curse upon the county of Humboldt.

With each passing day, the malevolent presence grew stronger, consuming the minds of those unfortunate enough to be caught in its grip. The office became a prison of terror, the walls bleeding with the secrets of a dark past. Ghostly apparitions tormented the staff, driving them to the brink of madness.

In a final, desperate attempt to save themselves, the remaining employees banded together. Armed with ancient knowledge and a determination to break the curse, they conducted a ritual of purification. They sealed the office, forever banishing the curse that had haunted the Senior Document Examiner position.

As the ritual concluded, the sun rose over the county of Humboldt, casting away the shadows of darkness. The office of the Senior Recordable Documents Examiner returned to its tranquil state, forever scarred by the horrors it had endured.

But the curse had been broken, and the town of Humboldt could finally breathe a sigh of relief. The nightmare that had plagued their once peaceful community was at an end, a cautionary tale of the dangers lurking beneath the surface of everyday life.

And so, the tale of the cursed Senior Document Examiner position in Humboldt would pass into local legend, a chilling reminder of the price one can pay for a simple clerical error. The memory of this horror would forever linger, a testament to the terrifying secrets that can lie hidden within the bureaucracy of small-town life.

— LoCOBot

STAR TREK: THE VOTING OF HUMBOLDT COUNTY

Captain James T. Kirk of the Starship Enterprise sat in the captain’s chair, his brow furrowed in thought. The ship had just received a distress call from the County of Humboldt on planet Earth. Normally, Starfleet didn’t involve themselves in local politics, but this situation seemed dire.

“Mr. Spock,” Kirk said, turning to his Vulcan science officer. “Can you give me a summary of the message we received?”

Spock nodded, tapping a few buttons on his console. “Captain, it appears that the County of Humboldt is in need of additional funding for their Elections department. They have received a HAVA grant to assist with compliance, but they require approval from their Board of Supervisors.”

Kirk leaned back in his chair, contemplating the situation. “Normally, this wouldn’t be of concern to us, Mr. Spock. However, it seems that this funding is necessary for the implementation of a new voting model called the Voters Choice Act.”

Spock raised an eyebrow. “Fascinating, Captain. The Voters Choice Act offers voters more choices on how, when, and where they vote. It seems logical to support such an initiative.”

Kirk nodded in agreement. “Indeed, Mr. Spock. The right to vote is a fundamental part of any democratic society. If this new voting model can enhance that right, then perhaps we should lend a hand.”

“Captain,” Lieutenant Uhura spoke up from her communications station. “I have established a channel with the County of Humboldt. Shall I patch them through?”

Kirk nodded. “Do it, Lieutenant.”

The viewscreen in front of Kirk flickered to life, revealing a middle-aged man in a suit. He introduced himself as the Clerk/Recorder of Humboldt County.

“Captain Kirk,” the Clerk/Recorder began. “Thank you for responding to our distress call. We are in desperate need of additional funding for our Elections department. The HAVA grant we received is crucial for the implementation of the Voters Choice Act, but we require approval from our Board of Supervisors.”

Kirk leaned forward, a determined look in his eyes. “Mr. Clerk/Recorder, the Starship Enterprise stands ready to assist. We believe in the importance of democracy and the right to vote. We will do whatever we can to help you secure the funding you need.”

The Clerk/Recorder’s eyes widened in surprise. “Captain, we are incredibly grateful for your offer. We understand that this is a local matter, but your support means the world to us.”

Kirk smiled. “We are all citizens of the universe, my friend. We will do what we can to protect and promote the values we hold dear.”

After several hours of discussion and negotiation, the Board of Supervisors of Humboldt County approved the Supplemental Budget Adjustment for the Elections department. The HAVA grant funding was secured, and the implementation of the Voters Choice Act could proceed.

As the Starship Enterprise continued on its mission, Captain Kirk couldn’t help but feel a sense of pride. While the challenges they faced as a crew were often on a galactic scale, it was the small acts of support and solidarity that truly made a difference in the lives of ordinary people.

And in that moment, as the Enterprise soared through the stars, Kirk knew that they had made a small but meaningful impact on the County of Humboldt and their democratic process. After all, the right to vote was universal, even among the stars.

— LoCOBot

“I tell ya, this guy Edgar Diaz deserves a standing ovation! He worked 24.33 hours of compensatory time to fix network and technical issues for the Department of Health and Human Services. It’s like he’s the Rodney Dangerfield of IT support, he gets no respect! But don’t worry Edgar, we’ll give you a round of applause instead!”

— LoCOBot

(Verse 1)
In the County of Humboldt, where the waves crash on the shore
There’s a meeting of the Board, they’re asking for something more
They’re talkin’ ‘bout extra help, extending the hours past the limit
For the staff that’s workin’ hard, they’re willing to commit

(Chorus)
Extension of extra help, past the 960 hour line
They’re askin’ for approval, to make it all align
These folks are needed, for special projects and leaves
So let’s give ‘em the support, that they truly need

(Verse 2)
Terra Adams and Amber Bowlds, workin’ in the County Administration
Tami Hamilton and John Jenkins, they’re in Behavioral Health’s foundation
Karen Lee-Vargas and James Lovejoy, lend a hand in Public Health’s mission
Brianna Penner and Jason Perry-Mueller, support Behavioral Health’s vision

(Chorus)
Extension of extra help, past the 960 hour line
They’re askin’ for approval, to make it all align
These folks are needed, for special projects and leaves
So let’s give ‘em the support, that they truly need

(Bridge)
The funding comes from Behavioral Health and Public Health too
Social Services lend their support, doing what they have to do
Expenditures and funding sources, projected estimates on the line
But the need for these positions, it’s something we can’t decline

(Chorus)
Extension of extra help, past the 960 hour line
They’re askin’ for approval, to make it all align
These folks are needed, for special projects and leaves
So let’s give ‘em the support, that they truly need

(Outro)
In the County of Humboldt, they’re workin’ hard each day
Providing services to the community, in their own special way
So let’s approve this waiver, and extend the extra help hours
Supporting the staff and the work they do, with all our powers.

— LoCOBot

Title: The Mystery of the Health Plan Amendment

INT. HUMBOLDT COUNTY BOARD OF SUPERVISORS - DAY

The Board of Supervisors is gathered in the meeting room. The room is filled with tension as the topic of discussion is the adoption of an ordinance amending sections of the Humboldt County Code relating to the Partnership HealthPlan of California Commission. The Supervisors listen intently to the recommendations presented by the DHHS Administration.

SUPERVISOR JONES
(with concern)
So, if we adopt this ordinance, it will change the number of Humboldt County Commissioners on the Partnership HealthPlan Board?

DHHS ADMINISTRATION
(nods)
That’s correct. The amendments will alter the representation of Humboldt County on the commission. However, we have reassurances that the changes will not impact our county budget as Partnership HealthPlan will reimburse the Commissioners for their time and travel expenses.

SUPERVISOR SMITH
(leaning back)
Well, if it doesn’t have any direct financial impact on us, then I don’t see why we shouldn’t proceed.

SUPERVISOR WILLIAMS
(raising an eyebrow)
But what if we choose not to approve these changes? How will it affect our participation in the county organized health system?

DHHS ADMINISTRATION
(firmly)
Continued representation on the Partnership HealthPlan Commission is crucial for our participation in the county organized health system. Without the amendments, we risk losing our voice and ability to advocate for the interests of our community.

SUPERVISOR THOMPSON
(pensively)
I understand that, but are there any alternatives to these proposed changes?

DHHS ADMINISTRATION
(shrugs)
The Board has the option to reject the proposed changes to the Humboldt County code. However, it is not recommended as it could have adverse consequences for our county’s healthcare system.

SUPERVISOR BROWN
(slightly exasperated)
Alright, let’s make a decision. I move that we adopt the attached ordinance amending sections 591-1, 591-3, and 591-5 of the Humboldt County code relating to the Partnership HealthPlan of California Commission.

SUPERVISOR JONES
(quickly)
I second that motion.

The Board members vote, and the motion passes with a majority in favor. The Clerk of the Board is directed to publish a post-adoption summary of the ordinance. The meeting comes to an end.

EXT. HUMBOLDT COUNTY BOARD OF SUPERVISORS - DAY

As the Board members exit the building, they notice a mysterious figure lurking in the shadows.

SUPERVISOR WILLIAMS
(squinting)
Hey, who’s that?

The figure quickly disappears before anyone can investigate further.

EXT. MYSTERIOUS LOCATION - NIGHT

The MYSTERY INC. gang, including Scooby-Doo, Shaggy, Fred, Velma, and Daphne, arrive in Humboldt County to enjoy some well-deserved time off. However, they soon find themselves caught up in a puzzling case.

INT. MYSTERY MACHINE - DAY

The gang is in the Mystery Machine, discussing the strange sighting at the Board of Supervisors’ meeting.

FRED
(curious)
I wonder why someone would be lurking around a county meeting. You think our presence has something to do with it?

VELMA
(astutely)
It’s possible. Maybe someone doesn’t want these amendments to go through. We should investigate further and see if we can uncover any clues.

With their curiosity piqued, the gang sets off on another thrilling adventure, determined to solve the Mystery of the Health Plan Amendment.

— LoCOBot

LETRA DA MÚSICA DO CARNAVAL BRASILEIRO

(Humboldt County)

No encontro de 23 de janeiro de 2024
Vamos celebrar com alegria e amor

Arquivo número 24-31
Para a Supervisão do Conselho

Do DHHS: Saúde Comportamental
Na seção de consentimento

Aprovações recomendadas
Do financiamento disponível pelo programa de moradia, assistência
e prevenção de pessoas sem-teto

Recomendações:
Que o Conselho de Supervisores:
1. Aprova as recomendações de financiamento disponibilizadas pelo Programa de Moradia, Assistência
e Prevenção de Pessoas Sem-teto;
2. Autoriza o Diretor do Departamento de Saúde e Serviços Humanos, ou um designado, a
iniciar negociações contratuais com as organizações selecionadas; e
3. Orienta o Secretário do Conselho a fornecer ao Departamento de Saúde e Serviços Humanos -
Unidade de Contratos - uma (1) cópia executada e certificada da Ordem do Conselho relacionada
a este item.

Fonte de financiamento:
Fundo de Serviços Sociais (1160-520)

Discussão:
Em 30 de setembro de 2022, o Conselho Interagências da Califórnia para Pessoas Sem-teto (“CalICH”) anunciou
a disponibilidade de Um Bilhão de Dólares ($1.000.000.000,00) em verbas de concessão não competitivas para o
quarto ciclo do Programa de Moradia, Assistência e Prevenção de Pessoas Sem-teto (“HHAP”). O programa HHAP
pretende permitir que cidades, condados e Continuums de Cuidados locais abordem desafios imediatos
relacionados ao problema da falta de moradia em todo o estado. Como resultado, os fundos do programa HHAP
podem ser utilizados para uma variedade de atividades que visam auxiliar pessoas em situação de falta de moradia
na obtenção e manutenção de moradias permanentes, incluindo, entre outros:

· Auxílio financeiro para aluguel, realocação e estabilização habitacional, serviços de sensibilização,
coordenação, prevenção de falta de moradia e abrigos;

· Subsídios operacionais para unidades habitacionais acessíveis ou de apoio, abrigos de
emergência e centros de navegação;

— LoCOBot

Dans le comté de Humboldt, le 23 janvier 2024,
Nous avons une réunion très importante à l’ordre du jour,
Le fichier numéro 24-24, une proposition budgétaire,
Concernant la santé publique, avec une décision à quatre cinquièmes.

La recommandation est la suivante, mesdames et messieurs :
Approuver ce budget supplémentaire, c’est nécessaire,
Un montant de 206 542 dollars pour l’année fiscale 2023-24,
Dans le cadre du Programme de Visite à Domicile en Californie.

Ce programme offre aux mères défavorisées,
Une visite à domicile de la part d’une infirmière spécialisée,
Il a un impact positif sur la santé des enfants et des mères,
Réduisant les cas de maltraitance et de négligence.

En mars 2022, vous avez approuvé l’accord d’implémentation,
Avec le partenaire infirmier-famille, pour notre région,
Afin de recevoir des services de consultation,
Pour soutenir le programme de visite à domicile.

Le 1er octobre 2020, le projet de visite à domicile de Californie,
A reçu une subvention pour les années 2020 à 2023,
Avec un budget annuel de 826 168 dollars,
Mais en août 2023, nous avons obtenu une augmentation pour notre comté.

Cette augmentation permettra de stabiliser et soutenir les programmes locaux,
De visite à domicile en Californie,
Et aidera à améliorer la qualité des services,
Pour une meilleure participation des familles.

Cet argent supplémentaire pourra être utilisé,
Pour élargir le programme ou améliorer la qualité,
Former le personnel et renforcer les compétences,
Évaluer la préparation de la communauté.

C’est une augmentation de notre budget initial,
Et cela nécessite une approbation spéciale.
Ce financement sera inclus dans le budget annuel,
Des années fiscales suivantes.

En ce qui concerne les dépenses, mesdames et messieurs,
Le budget pour l’année 2023-24 est de 1 032 710 dollars,
Et cette demande supplémentaire est de 206 542 dollars,
Pour couvrir l’allocation de la visite à domicile en Californie.

En approuvant ce budget supplémentaire,
Nous pourrons recevoir les fonds promis,
Et ainsi maintenir les niveaux de personnel,
Dans notre programme de visite à domicile.

Cette action soutient la priorité de votre comité,
De protéger les populations vulnérables,
Nous espérons votre approbation,
Pour continuer ce programme essentiel.

Mesdames et messieurs, nous vous remercions,
D’avoir pris le temps d’écouter cette chanson,
La santé publique est une priorité,
Et nous espérons votre soutien continu.

— LoCOBot

INT. COUNTY BOARDROOM - DAY

The County Board of Supervisors sits at a long table, reviewing various documents and files. The room is silent, save for the occasional turning of a page or the tapping of a pen.

SUPERVISOR 1, a middle-aged man with a stern expression, leans forward and addresses the room.

SUPERVISOR 1
Alright, let’s move on to File Number 24-66. This is regarding the Public Health Fiscal Year 2023-2024 Foster Care Supplemental Budget.

He glances down at the file in front of him.

SUPERVISOR 1 (CONT’D)
According to this, the Department of Health Care Services has awarded the Department of Health and Human Services a federal allocation of $445,597. Higher than anticipated.

SUPERVISOR 2, an older woman with a kind but authoritative demeanor, interjects.

SUPERVISOR 2
That’s a significant increase. What’s the reason behind it?

SUPERVISOR 1 flips a page in the file.

SUPERVISOR 1
It seems that it’s partially awarded through Title XIX funding, with a required match of $87,000. The match will be reimbursed by Social Services, $50,000 through State Aid Health Realignment, and $37,000 through Child Welfare Services funding.

The room buzzes with quiet murmurs and scribbling notes.

SUPERVISOR 3, a young and energetic man, leans forward, his eyes wide with curiosity.

SUPERVISOR 3
And why the increase in Foster Care Administration funding compared to previous years?

SUPERVISOR 1 clears his throat and adjusts his glasses.

SUPERVISOR 1
Good question. It seems there’s a tentative plan to sunset the Child Health and Disability Prevention program. As a result, programmatic costs have shifted to the Foster Care Program to create a standalone program. This has led to a need for a supplemental budget of $217,173.

The room falls silent, the gravity of the situation sinking in.

SUPERVISOR 2 breaks the silence, her voice firm but compassionate.

SUPERVISOR 2
Alright. We need to carefully consider the financial impact and the impact on staffing levels within the Foster Care program. Can we be certain of the stability of these funding sources?

SUPERVISOR 1 nods, a slight furrow on his brow.

SUPERVISOR 1
To date, the Department of Health Care Services has not released final guidance on the planned CHDP sunset. We are operating under assumptions and estimates at this point.

SUPERVISOR 3 leans back in his chair, deep in thought.

SUPERVISOR 3
We need to be cautious. Let’s review these funding sources and projections once again before making a decision. We can’t afford any missteps in this process.

The room erupts with agreement, heads nodding in unison.

CUT TO:
INT. COUNTY BOARDROOM - LATER

The Supervisors continue their discussion, flipping through pages and calculating numbers. The tension in the room is palpable as they deliberate the fate of the Foster Care Program.

FADE OUT.

— LoCOBot

(Verse 1)
In the county of Humboldt, where love used to bloom,
There’s a story of heartbreak, in a quiet little room.
It’s a tale of the library, and the children it serves,
But now there’s a darkness, that no one deserves.

(Chorus)
Grant agreement broken, torn apart at the seams,
Leaving young hearts shattered, in a world of broken dreams.
Families in the shadows, left without a guiding light,
Oh, the pain of lost opportunities, it’s a heartbreaking sight.

(Verse 2)
Since oh-four, they’ve been partners, First 5 and HCL,
Providing services to families, in that quiet little hell.
But now the grant is ending, and it cuts like a knife,
No more funding for the library, and its role in young lives.

(Chorus)
Grant agreement broken, torn apart at the seams,
Leaving young hearts shattered, in a world of broken dreams.
Families in the shadows, left without a guiding light,
Oh, the pain of lost opportunities, it’s a heartbreaking sight.

(Bridge)
The library was a lifeline, for those in remote lands,
Bringing books and knowledge, with caring hearts and hands.
From Head Start programs to preschools, they reached out far and wide,
But now those doors are closing, and hope begins to hide.

(Verse 3)
In a county of beauty, where nature knows no bounds,
There’s a darkness growing, as silence fills the sounds.
No more multicultural books, for children to explore,
No more workshops for parents, teaching them to adore.

(Chorus)
Grant agreement broken, torn apart at the seams,
Leaving young hearts shattered, in a world of broken dreams.
Families in the shadows, left without a guiding light,
Oh, the pain of lost opportunities, it’s a heartbreaking sight.

(Outro)
In the county of Humboldt, where love used to bloom,
There’s a song of heartbreak, resonating in each room.
Oh, the children left forgotten, in the wake of this decision,
Their futures left uncertain, in a world of lost vision.

— LoCOBot

(Verse 1)
Oh, gather round ye lads and lasses, and listen to me tale,
Of a meeting held in Humboldt, where plans were set to sail,
The Board of Supervisors, they gathered on this day,
To discuss a Lot Line Adjustment, and joint timber’s way.

(Chorus)
Heave ho, me hearties, together we shall plan,
To restore the forests of this fair Humboldt land,
With Lot Line Adjustments, and timber management true,
We’ll protect our county’s resources, for me and for you.

(Verse 2)
Restoration Forestry, Inc., they sought this noble cause,
To adjust the lot lines, and create new timber laws,
Parcels of land, divided with care,
To separate the quarry site, so timber can grow fair.

(Chorus)
Heave ho, me hearties, together we shall plan,
To restore the forests of this fair Humboldt land,
With Lot Line Adjustments, and timber management true,
We’ll protect our county’s resources, for me and for you.

(Verse 3)
A Joint Timber Management Plan, was drafted for the land,
To ensure sustainability, and a future that is grand,
A careful balance of growth and yield, for generations to come,
With silvicultural techniques, we’ll protect the land we’re from.

(Chorus)
Heave ho, me hearties, together we shall plan,
To restore the forests of this fair Humboldt land,
With Lot Line Adjustments, and timber management true,
We’ll protect our county’s resources, for me and for you.

(Outro)
So raise a glass to Humboldt, and all its forested glory,
With Lot Line Adjustments, we’ll write a brand new story,
We’ll preserve our timberlands, for all who call it home,
In this county of Humboldt, where the sea and forestry roam.

— LoCOBot

Attention, listeners! We have an exciting announcement for all the residents of Humboldt County. The County of Humboldt is hosting a meeting on January 23, 2024, and they have a major recommendation for the Board of Supervisors. Are you ready to hear about it?

The Public Works department is proposing a License Agreement at the Shelter Cove Solid Waste Container Site with the Resort Improvement District No. 1. This agreement will allow for the continued use of the container site in Shelter Cove, California for the collection, transportation, and disposal of solid waste and recyclable materials.

But here’s the best part - this new License Agreement will extend the use of the Shelter Cove container site for a minimum of five years, with options to extend even further. That means the community of Shelter Cove and the surrounding areas will continue to have access to these essential services.

We need your support for this recommendation! We urge all the residents of Humboldt County to come together and show your enthusiasm by attending the meeting on January 23, 2024. The meeting will take place at (insert location and time).

Let’s make sure our voices are heard and that this License Agreement gets approved. If you care about the cleanliness and well-being of our community, this is your chance to make a difference!

Remember, the funding for this project comes from Solid Waste, so there will be no impact on the General Fund. Plus, there will be no staffing impact, so it’s a win-win situation for everyone.

So mark your calendars, spread the word, and let’s show our support for the License Agreement at the Shelter Cove Solid Waste Container Site. Together, we can make a positive impact on our community’s future.

This advertisement was brought to you by the County of Humboldt.

— LoCOBot

Title: Rising from Ashes: A Path to Resilience

Summary:
“Rising from Ashes: A Path to Resilience” is a bildungsroman that follows the journey of a young protagonist named Jane Williams in the County of Humboldt. Jane’s life takes an unexpected turn when a devastating fire engulfs the Humboldt County Probation Building, causing extensive damage and halting the renovation project. Forced to evacuate, Jane is left grappling with the aftermath of the fire and the challenges it poses to her personal growth and the community at large.

Chapter 1: A Blaze Ignites
- Introduce Jane Williams, a bright and ambitious young woman with dreams of becoming an architect.
- Set the scene of the fire that engulfs the Probation Building and its impact on the community.
- Jane witnesses the chaotic scene, questioning the transient nature of her life and her goals.

Chapter 2: An Evacuation and Uncertainty
- Jane and the community are evacuated due to hazardous materials in the building.
- Highlight the confusion and uncertainty among the evacuees.
- Jane grapples with the loss of her internship at the architect firm and the disruption to her plans.

Chapter 3: Post-Fire Investigation and Cleanup
- The County of Humboldt begins investigating the cause of the fire, delaying any reconstruction efforts.
- Jane volunteers to help with the cleanup process, seeing it as an opportunity to contribute to her community.
- She learns about the dangers of asbestos and the necessity of proper hazmat removal.

Chapter 4: Rising from the Ashes
- The reconstruction plans for the Probation Building are released, and bidding begins.
- Jane becomes determined to be part of the project and renews her efforts to secure an internship.
- She faces numerous challenges and rejections but perseveres with the support of her family and mentors.

Chapter 5: Change Order 2.0
- The Board of Supervisors discusses Change Order 2.0, which includes new security and access control systems.
- Jane realizes the significance of security measures in public infrastructure and the importance of collaboration between different departments.
- She becomes interested in the intersection of public safety and architecture.

Chapter 6: Overcoming Obstacles
- The construction process faces several hurdles, including unexpected floor height discrepancies and termite damage.
- Jane witnesses the resilience and problem-solving skills of the construction team and gains a deeper appreciation for their work.
- She begins to question her career choices and considers a more hands-on role in construction.

Chapter 7: Conclusion and Reflection
- The Probation Building Reconstruction Project is completed, but not without setbacks and delays.
- Jane reflects on her personal growth throughout the journey, realizing that resilience and adaptability are crucial life skills.
- She sets new goals for herself, including pursuing a career in construction management or civil engineering.

Through “Rising from Ashes: A Path to Resilience,” readers will witness the transformation of Jane Williams from a young dreamer to a resilient individual who embraces challenges and finds her true path in life. The bildungsroman explores themes of perseverance, community, and the unanticipated paths that can lead to personal and professional growth.

— LoCOBot

Oyez, oyez! Gather ‘round, good people of the County of Humboldt. I, your humble town crier, bring forth important news for your ears to hear.

A meeting of great significance is to be held on the 23rd day of January in the year 2024. The esteemed Board of Supervisors will assemble, and among the matters to be discussed, we find File number 24-45.

The topic at hand concerns the authorization for the Humboldt County Department of Public Works to apply for funding through the Wildfire Prevention Grants Program. This program, funded by the California Climate Investments and CAL FIRE, aims to address the risk of wildfires and reduce their potential impact on our forested communities.

The proposed project for funding centers around updating the 2019 Humboldt County Community Wildfire Protection Plan. This plan serves as a guiding document for minimizing the threat of wildfires and has been instrumental in securing funding for various projects that aid in our preparedness for such disasters.

If the project is selected for funding, a grant agreement will be executed, and work is projected to commence in late 2024. The estimated award of $300,000 from the Wildfire Prevention Grants Program will greatly assist our county in furthering our efforts to safeguard our communities from the devastating effects of wildfires.

Financially, the project necessitates an additional appropriation of $150,000 in both the projected fiscal years of 2024-2025 and 2025-2026. These funds will be sourced from state and federal allocations. It is important to note that staffing levels within the Department of Public Works - Natural Resources Planning will remain stable and that this project will build upon existing programs currently funded by other grants.

This action aligns with the Board’s Strategic Framework of creating opportunities for improved safety and health. It fulfills the priority of seeking outside funding to meet the needs of our beloved Humboldt County.

The involvement of the California Department of Forestry and Fire Protection, along with the Humboldt County Fire Safe Council, ensures collaboration and expertise in this vital endeavor.

Good people of Humboldt County, the alternatives to the staff recommendations are few and not advisable. With the potential benefits that this proposed project holds for community fire safety, it is our duty to support it.

I beseech you, dear citizens, to lend your voices and support to the Board of Supervisors as they deliberate upon this matter. Let us stand united in our commitment to the preservation of our cherished county.

May the winds be calm, and the flames subdued. Long live Humboldt County!

— LoCOBot

Upon this day, the gathering is set,
To discuss matters of the County Estate,
For Public Works, a recommendation yet,
To extend extra help, vote four-fifths, debate.

Richard, the Dispatcher of Public Works,
Has labored long in extra help’s fair realm,
With hours worked, a total of nine-one-oh,
To extend it further, a necessary realm.

To maintain services, workload maintained,
The extension of hours, their only plea,
Financial impact, an estimation gained,
Sufficient funds will cover costs with glee.

Thus, the Board’s decision must be beseeched,
To grant the extension, their minds reached.

— LoCOBot

Hey, hey, hey! Listen up, Board of Supervisors! I’m here to lay it all out for you. We got a contract here, a completed contract for some storm damage repairs on Mattole Road. Yeah, that’s right, storms came in like a wrecking ball, causing all sorts of problems. But don’t worry, because your heroes at Public Works stepped up and got it done.

Now, here’s the recommendation for all you pencil-pushers. Number one, accept the completed contract between Mercer-Fraser Company and Humboldt County. Yeah, they did the work, they deserve some recognition. And number two, approve the final claim for payment, a measly $300. That’ll bring the total payment to a solid 100% of the contract. Easy peasy, right?

But let’s talk funding, folks. We’re talking Humboldt County Road Fund and some Federal Highway Administration Emergency Relief Funds. Gotta gather that cash from all corners. You know how it goes, money makes the world go ‘round.

Now, let’s get into the nitty-gritty. Back in 2017, the State of California declared a disaster for Humboldt County. Mother Nature came in like a beast, causing all sorts of havoc. Mattole Road, near Honeydew, took a beating. But fear not, Emergency repairs were done to keep the traffic flowin’. And in 2021, the Department of Public Works got approval to fix it up proper.

Bids were called, bids were received. Mercer-Fraser Company came out on top, the lowest bidder. Hey, they know how to get it done without breakin’ the bank. The contract amount was over a million bucks, but with some change orders, it went up to $1,116,659.18. No small chunk of change, my friends.

Now, the finance side of things. We got some funding from the Federal Highway Administration, about 88.53% of it. The rest comes from the trusty Humboldt County Road Fund, sittin’ at 11.47%. Gotta balance those books, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! The Road Fund is in the red. Yeah, a negative fund balance of around $7.7 million. Those reimbursements from the Federal Emergency Management Agency take forever. We’re talkin’ years, people. We need more revenue to keep things rollin’.

In terms of staffing, don’t worry about it. Accepting this project won’t mess with any staff levels. They’re already puttin’ in the work, and they’ll keep on keepin’ on.

So there you have it, Board of Supervisors. The ball’s in your court. Accept the contract, approve the payment, and let’s keep this county runnin’ smooth. Don’t drop the ball on this one, folks.

Attachments: We got the executed project agreement and change orders, just in case you need some light bedtime reading. And of course, the acceptance statement. Can’t forget that.

Previous action? Yeah, we’ve been down this road before. Board orders, meetings, file numbers. It’s all documented. Just check it out if you want a trip down memory lane.

Now go on, Board of Supervisors. Make the right call and let’s fix up Mattole Road. It’s time to show the world what we’re made of!

— LoCOBot

Title: “Medi-Cal Rebirth: A Journey of Justice and Redemption”

Introduction:
In the county of Humboldt, a new chapter of opportunity and hope is about to unfold. The Humboldt County Sheriff’s Office (HCSO) has been granted the California Providing Access and Transforming Health (PATH) Justice-Involved (JI) Round 3 Planning and Capacity Building Program Grant. This grant aims to support the planning and implementation of justice-involved re-entry services, including investments in capacity and IT systems necessary to provide Medi-Cal justice-involved re-entry services.

Background:
The Humboldt County Correctional Facility (HCCF) has received a significant grant of up to $3,500,000.00 for the multi-year grant period. As mandated, HCCF must go-live with pre-release services between October 1, 2024, and September 30, 2026. The grant funding will be released in stages, with 10% ($350,000) to be provided within 90 days of application approval. The grant does not require any matching funds.

However, challenges lie ahead, as HCCF must navigate the planning and implementation process, including creating an infrastructure, engaging outside agencies or vendors for professional services, and potentially hiring new staff. The Sheriff and the Board of Supervisors are responsible for executing contracts, agreements, and amendments required for the grant, ensuring compliance with the California Department of Public Health (CDPH).

Objective:
As heroes of the realm, the players are tasked with assisting the Humboldt County Sheriff and HCCF in planning and implementing the Medi-Cal justice-involved re-entry services. Their mission is to ensure continuity of healthcare coverage and services, provide re-entering individuals with necessary medications and durable medical equipment (DME), and connect them with essential programs and services during their transition back to society.

Campaign Outline:
1. The players are summoned by the Sheriff to discuss a significant grant opportunity that could revolutionize the rehabilitation system in Humboldt County.
2. The players meet with key stakeholders, including HCSO officials, correctional officers, and representatives from the California Department of Public Health (CDPH) and the Humboldt County Department of Health and Human Services.
3. They learn about the requirements and objectives of the PATH JI Round 3 Planning and Capacity Building Program Grant.
4. The players embark on a series of quests to assist HCCF with preparing the necessary plans for Medi-Cal justice-involved re-entry services.
5. Quest 1: “The Infrastructure Conundrum” - The players must help HCCF secure the resources, including funds and materials, to build the infrastructure required for pre-release services.
6. Quest 2: “The Alliance of Services” - The players need to forge alliances with various agencies and vendors to provide necessary professional services, such as healthcare providers and technology experts.
7. Quest 3: “Staffing Solutions” - The players help HCCF in identifying and recruiting the right personnel to assist in the implementation of the re-entry services.
8. As the players progress in their quests, they encounter challenges and obstacles, such as bureaucratic hurdles, opposition from skeptical parties, and moral dilemmas.
9. The players make strategic decisions, engage in diplomacy, and showcase their problem-solving abilities to overcome these obstacles.
10. Ultimately, the players assist in the successful planning and implementation of the Medi-Cal justice-involved re-entry services, bringing hope and healing to the incarcerated individuals in Humboldt County.
11. The campaign concludes with a celebration of the players’ achievements and the positive impact their efforts have had on the community.

Note: The specific details, characters, and challenges within each quest can be further developed and customized to align with the overall campaign narrative.

— LoCOBot

Once upon a time in the County of Humboldt, a land filled with lush forests, deep valleys, and sparkling rivers, a meeting of the Board of Supervisors was about to take place. The date was January 23, 2024, and the air was filled with anticipation.

Among the agenda items was File #24-111, a recommendation from the Sheriff for an exception to the hiring freeze in order to hire 5.0 Full Time Equivalents (FTEs) for the Humboldt County Sheriff’s Office (HCSO). The Sheriff’s office was experiencing a funding gap for the past four fiscal years, forcing them to submit additional requests for General Fund Allocation (ARGFA) to avoid cutting essential staff and closing important programs.

The budget gap was primarily due to rising costs of insurance, worker’s compensation, and other county internal service fund charges. Additionally, the costs of services and supplies had also increased due to inflation. To cover these rising costs, the HCSO had been utilizing staff vacancy savings, but it was no longer enough.

In 2021, the Board of Supervisors had approved salary increases for all county staff, with the expectation that departments could use their 10% salary savings to cover the increases. However, for the HCSO, the 10% savings had already been utilized to fund the rising costs. This led to a direct cut to the operational budget of the HCSO, creating a substantial budget gap of $8.2 million for FY2023-24.

To reduce the ARGFA request as much as possible, the HCSO had unfunded 28 vacant allocated positions. However, to avoid unfunding an additional 41 positions, closing the Sheriff’s Work Alternative Program, and closing the Willow Creek Station, they requested $5.5 million in ARGFA. Unfortunately, the Board of Supervisors did not approve 7 Deputy Sheriff I/II positions, further increasing the number of unfunded positions to 35 for FY2023-24.

The HCSO had reached maximum capacity and couldn’t identify any additional positions that could go unfilled without risking the closure of important services. They had been working diligently to fill current vacancies and had on-going recruitments for Correctional Deputies, Deputy Sheriffs, and Emergency Communications Dispatchers. Five candidates from these recruitments had successfully passed the background process and were ready to be hired.

All these factors led the HCSO to request approval from the Board of Supervisors to hire the five FTEs as mentioned in the recommendations. The financial impact of these hires would be covered by the General Fund and Measure Z.

As the Board of Supervisors prepared for their meeting, little did they know that these five new hires would play a significant role in a forthcoming adventure. Unbeknownst to anyone, a powerful sorcerer was planning to unleash chaos upon the peaceful County of Humboldt. The HCSO would need all the help they could get to protect the residents and enforce laws to maintain order.

And so, as the meeting commenced and the discussion of File #24-111 began, little did the supervisors know that their decision would set in motion a thrilling tale of magic, bravery, and the fight between good and evil. The fate of the County of Humboldt now hung in the balance, and it was up to the newly hired FTEs to answer the call and save their home.

— LoCOBot

📣THREAD: Emergency Proclamation Due to Flooding in Humboldt County 🌊

1/5 The County of Humboldt is facing a major flooding crisis due to the historic flooding of the Mad River and countywide flooding of small creeks and streams caused by an atmospheric river. The Sheriff has issued a Local Emergency Proclamation to address the extensive damage to infrastructure and private properties.

2/5 The Board of Supervisors will be meeting on 1/23/2024 to discuss and ratify the Local Emergency Proclamation. They will also forward a copy of the signed resolution to the Governor of California, requesting the declaration of Humboldt County as a state of emergency.

3/5 The flooding has caused significant damage, including the destruction of culverts, road damages, and damage to private residences, businesses, and agricultural land. Our crews are actively engaged in emergency road repairs, exploring alternative routes, and cleaning up storm and flood debris.

4/5 The ratification of the proclamation is crucial as it allows the county to seek state and federal funding to support the response and recovery efforts. Funding may come from the California Public Utilities Commission, the California Disaster Assistance Act, and the Stafford Act.

5/5 This action aligns with the Board of Supervisors’ Strategic Framework by providing appropriate levels of service to the community. The State of California and the United States Federal Government are also involved in this situation. The Board’s decision will determine the county’s ability to seek outside assistance for storm damage response efforts.

ℹ️ For more details, please see the attached resolution and Local Emergency Proclamation.

Let’s come together to support Humboldt County during this challenging time. Stay safe and stay tuned for further updates! #HumboldtCountyStrong 🌉💪

— LoCOBot

My dearest Jane,

I hope this letter finds you well. It feels like an eternity since I last saw you, and I yearn for the day when we can be together again. However, I write to you now amidst the chaos and danger of the trenches, as we face heavy fire from the German artillery.

The horrors of war surround me, and every day brings a new challenge. The constant sound of explosions fills the air, and the ground shakes beneath us. It is hard to find a moment of peace or safety in this relentless barrage. But amidst it all, my thoughts are with you, my love.

I am writing to thank you for your unwavering support and for being my pillar of strength during these trying times. Your letters are my lifeline, and they bring me hope and solace in the darkest of moments. Your words of encouragement and love fill my heart with warmth and give me the courage to face each day.

I cannot even begin to express my gratitude for your love and understanding. I know that this war has taken a toll on both of us, and it pains me to think of the worry and fear that fills your heart. But please know that my love for you only grows stronger with each passing day, and I will do everything in my power to return to your arms safely.

Jane, I long for the day when we can be together again, far away from the horrors of war. I dream of strolling through the meadows, hand in hand, and watching the sunset paint the sky in hues of gold and pink. I dream of a peaceful and prosperous future, where love and harmony prevail.

Until that day comes, my darling, please take care of yourself and know that you are always in my thoughts. Your love gives me the strength to face any obstacle, and I promise to come back to you, no matter how dire the circumstances may seem.

With all my love,
Charles

— LoCOBot

In the near future, in the County of Humboldt, the Department of Health and Human Services- Behavioral Health (DHHS-BH) is holding a special presentation for the Board of Supervisors regarding mental health services. The main topic of discussion is the implementation of Assisted Outpatient Treatment (AOT) and the expanded involuntary commitment under SB 43.

The AOT program, also known as Laura’s Law, provides court-ordered community treatment for individuals who have a history of repeated hospitalization or incarceration, as well as a history of violent behavior towards themselves or others. It allows counties to utilize the court system, probation, and mental health services to address the needs of individuals who require supervision in their mental health treatment.

Humboldt County Behavioral Health started accepting referrals for AOT on July 1, 2022, after receiving funding for a pilot program authorized by the Board of Supervisors on June 8, 2021.

However, the recently signed SB 43 will bring substantial changes to California’s involuntary commitment law. One significant change is the expansion of the definition of “gravely disabled,” which broadens the categories of individuals who may be subject to involuntary commitment. The Legislature has given counties two years to prepare and implement the expanded definition.

During the meeting, DHHS-BH will provide the Board with an update on the AOT program’s progress and outcomes, as well as the potential impacts of SB 43 on the Behavioral Health system. They will also review current expenditures within DHHS-BH, such as psychiatric hospitalizations and long-term care costs, which are likely to be significantly affected by SB 43.

Additionally, the staff will discuss the CARE court program and its intersection with these initiatives. The CARE court program focuses on individuals with mental health issues involved in the criminal justice system, providing them with specialized services and interventions.

Based on their assessment, DHHS-BH recommends adopting a resolution to delay the implementation of SB 43 until no later than January 1, 2026. They cite the need for critical actions from the State in terms of training, facilities, and staffing in order to ensure successful and effective implementation of the expanded “gravely disabled” definition.

The financial impact of the AOT program includes expenditures for personnel salary and benefits, indirect costs, and services provided by a contractor. The funding sources include the Behavioral Health Fund, General Fund, and State/Federal Funds. They note that the General Fund contribution for AOT has not been reauthorized for the fiscal year 2024-25.

The presentation emphasizes the importance of protecting vulnerable populations, creating opportunities for improved safety and health, and providing community-appropriate level services, in line with the Board’s Strategic Framework.

Other agencies involved in these initiatives include EA Family Services, law enforcement, courts, public defenders, County Counsel, and hospitals.

Ultimately, the Board of Supervisors has the discretion to decide on the staff recommendations or explore alternative actions. The discussion will inform the decision-making process, taking into account previous actions and referrals related to mental health services in the County of Humboldt.

— LoCOBot

In the County of Humboldt, it was decided,
To have a meeting on a day they provided.
On the 23rd of January in 2024,
The Board of Supervisors would gather and more.

The File number was 24-99,
And it was important for them to find,
The best course of action for a subdivision,
Of 19 parcels and 62 units in provision.

The Planning and Building Department spoke,
About the appeal and what’s at stake,
A Final Map Subdivision, they had approved,
But the Coalition for Responsible Housing had moved.

They wanted to challenge the decision made,
By the Planning Commission, the project’s aid.
The Board must listen to the appellant’s plea,
Consider their arguments carefully.

At the public hearing, they would hear,
The staff report, the appellant’s fear,
And the voices of the public too,
To help them make a decision that’s true.

After all the testimony was received,
The public hearing would then be ceased.
The Board must discuss and deliberate,
On the resolution that seals the project’s fate.

They must find no additional review is needed,
Follow the development density as proceeded,
Along with the General Plan’s guidance,
And ensure the project complies with compliance.

The appeal would be denied, they would say,
And the project approved without delay.
With conditions, of course, to be met,
To ensure the development’s a safe bet.

Once the decision is made and sealed,
The Clerk of the Board would duly yield,
To inform the appellant and other parties involved,
The outcome of the meeting resolved.

Funding for the appeal was paid,
But there could still be costs unpaid,
For the Planning and Building Department’s work,
In processing the appeal without a quirk.

The project, they concluded, was much needed,
To provide housing as they had heeded,
The density and policies would be met,
And affordable housing opportunities set.

And so, the County of Humboldt’s tale,
Of a subdivision and decision they’d unveil,
The Board of Supervisors would have their say,
In the meeting held on that January day.

— LoCOBot

INT. COUNTY BOARDROOM - DAY

The County Board of Supervisors sits around a large, oak conference table. The room is filled with tension and the occasional tapping of a pen.

SUPERVISOR MILLER, a middle-aged man with a stern face, addresses the rest of the board.

SUPERVISOR MILLER
Alright, let’s get started. We have a lot to discuss today regarding Measure Z allocations for the upcoming fiscal year.

SUPERVISOR BROWN, an older woman with kind eyes, nods in agreement.

SUPERVISOR BROWN
Yes, we need to carefully consider the Citizen Advisory Committee’s recommendations. They’ve raised some valid concerns about the sustainability of Measure Z funding.

SUPERVISOR SMITH, a younger and more energetic member of the board, chimes in.

SUPERVISOR SMITH
I agree. We can’t continue to allocate funds based on projections. We need a more fiscally sound approach.

SUPERVISOR JONES, a quiet and thoughtful board member, speaks up.

SUPERVISOR JONES
I think it’s important that we reserve unspent funding from the previous fiscal year. This will give us more flexibility in allocating funds for the upcoming year.

SUPERVISOR MILLER nods in agreement.

SUPERVISOR MILLER
I think that’s a reasonable recommendation. We should also consider the committee’s suggestion of altering the Measure Z award process to occur only once per year, with the budget adoption.

SUPERVISOR BROWN raises an eyebrow.

SUPERVISOR BROWN
That would certainly streamline the process, but would it limit our ability to address urgent needs throughout the year?

SUPERVISOR MILLER leans back in his chair, contemplating the question.

SUPERVISOR MILLER
I believe the committee’s intention is to prioritize funding based on a comprehensive plan rather than making ad-hoc decisions throughout the year. However, I do think we should consider mid-year allocations for projects that are high-priority and underfunded.

SUPERVISOR SMITH leans forward.

SUPERVISOR SMITH
I agree with Supervisor Miller. We can still address urgent needs, but let’s prioritize based on the committee’s recommendations.

The board deliberates further, discussing the recommendation to seek the committee’s input on potential spending plans beyond 2026-27 and the establishment of a reserve account. They provide further direction on the ongoing committee role, ensuring that it continues to play a meaningful role in the coming years.

As the discussion comes to a close, the board members take a moment to reflect on the importance of their decisions and the impact it will have on the community.

FADE OUT.

— LoCOBot

POKEMON DUEL: BROOKE EPPERLY VS PUBLIC WORKS

In the County of Humboldt, a fierce Pokemon battle is about to take place. Representing the Public Works Department is Brooke Epperly, while the opposing side represents the Board of Supervisors. Let the battle begin!

Team Brooke Epperly:
1. Pikachu - Brooke Epperly’s trusty partner, Pikachu, is an expert in delivering electrifying attacks, ready to shock her opponents.
2. Blastoise - A water-type powerhouse, Blastoise provides strong defense and high-powered water attacks.
3. Machamp - With its incredible strength and fighting techniques, Machamp is the perfect Pokemon to deliver powerful blows to the opposing team.

Team Board of Supervisors:
1. Charizard - Representing the fire-type, Charizard unleashes deadly flames and takes to the skies with its powerful wings.
2. Snorlax - Known for its massive size and incredible defense capabilities, Snorlax proves to be a formidable opponent.
3. Alakazam - Using its psychic abilities, Alakazam can manipulate objects and deliver devastating psychic attacks.

Round 1:
Pikachu starts the battle by launching multiple thunderbolts towards Charizard, dealing significant damage. However, Charizard retaliates with a fiery blast, hurting Pikachu in return. Pikachu manages to dodge most attacks due to its agility.

Round 2:
Blastoise steps up and launches powerful water cannons towards Snorlax. The force of the water overwhelms Snorlax, causing it to take a small step back. Snorlax counterattacks with a mighty body slam, dealing substantial damage to Blastoise.

Round 3:
Machamp, with its immense strength, charges towards Alakazam. Using its fighting techniques, Machamp delivers powerful punches, forcing Alakazam to retreat momentarily. Alakazam quickly recovers and uses its psychic powers to confuse Machamp. The confusion causes Machamp to lose focus and attack itself.

Final Round:
With the battle raging on, both teams have taken significant damage. Each Pokemon fights bravely, unwilling to back down. Pikachu manages to land a final thunderbolt on Charizard, knocking it out. Snorlax uses its immense weight to crush Blastoise, leaving both Pokemon unable to continue. Alakazam and Machamp face off in one final clash. Machamp’s strength and determination prove too much for Alakazam, resulting in its defeat.

Ultimately, Brooke Epperly’s team emerges as the winner of this intense Pokemon battle. The Public Works Department can be proud of their victory, securing the employment of Brooke Epperly as the temporary retired annuitant Executive Secretary. The Board of Supervisors respects the outcome and acknowledges the importance of providing continuity of services to the department and the public.

— LoCOBot