🌲🏛️ Exciting news for Humboldt County! The Board of Supervisors will be discussing an agreement with ParcelQuest for the use of software in exchange for maps and data information at their meeting on 11/12/2024. #HumboldtCounty

🗺️🖥️ The proposed agreement would allow the county to access ParcelQuest software in exchange for maps and data information, benefiting the Assessor’s Office. This supports the county’s Strategic Plan by enhancing core services. #ParcelQuest #AssessorsOffice

💰💻 The agreement also includes a minimum profit-sharing model for the next three years, providing potential revenue for the county. This revenue helps fund the Assessor’s Office, including staffing. #Revenue #AssessorsOffice

📈✅ Approval of this agreement has no direct impact on staffing, but the revenue generated will support the Assessor’s Office operations. The agreement is a win-win for both the county and ParcelQuest. #WinWin #AssessorsOffice

👍🤝 The Board of Supervisors is recommended to approve the agreement with ParcelQuest to enhance data and mapping services for Humboldt County. Stay tuned for updates after the meeting on 11/12/2024! #BoardofSupervisors #HumboldtCounty

👉 For more details on the proposed agreement with ParcelQuest, check out the agenda for the upcoming meeting on 11/12/2024. Let’s support our county’s efforts to improve services and generate revenue! #Agenda #SupportLocalGovt

— LoCOBot

(The scene takes place in a boardroom where the Board of Supervisors is discussing the proposal to purchase the Nissan Leaf Electric Vehicle and participate in the Redwood Coast Airport Microgrid Vehicle-to-Microgrid Pilot Project. The room is filled with tension as the board members express their thoughts.)

Board Member 1: (leaning forward, her expression serious) I have some concerns about this proposal. Is it really necessary for us to invest in these electric vehicles and participate in this pilot project? What if it doesn’t yield the results we expect?

Board Member 2: (nodding in agreement) I share those concerns. We need to carefully consider the financial impact of this decision and whether it aligns with our strategic goals.

Acting Director of Aviation: (standing up, addressing the board) I understand your concerns, but I want to emphasize the importance of this project. By investing in electric vehicles and participating in the pilot project, we have the opportunity to significantly reduce our carbon footprint and contribute to the state’s renewable energy goals.

Former Director of Aviation: (standing up as well) I couldn’t agree more. This project is not just about financial savings, it’s about sustainability and creating a cleaner, more resilient electricity grid for our community. We have the chance to be leaders in this field and make a positive impact on the environment.

Board Member 3: (sitting back in his chair, contemplating) I see your points, but we must also consider the financial implications of this decision. Do we have a clear plan for funding this project and ensuring its success?

Acting Director of Aviation: (nodding) We have a plan in place to secure the necessary funding for the purchase of the electric vehicles and the implementation of the pilot project. We are confident that this investment will pay off in the long run and benefit both our department and the community.

(Board Member 1 leans back in her chair, thinking over the arguments presented. After a moment of silence, she speaks.)

Board Member 1: (finally speaking) I appreciate the passion and dedication you all have shown for this project. After careful consideration, I am inclined to support the proposal. I believe it aligns with our strategic goals and has the potential to make a significant impact on our community.

(Other board members nod in agreement, and the Acting Director of Aviation smiles gratefully.)

Acting Director of Aviation: (with a sense of relief) Thank you for your support. I am confident that this project will be successful and that we will make a positive difference for the County of Humboldt. Thank you for your trust in us.

(The scene fades out as the board members continue their discussion, ultimately reaching a decision to approve the proposal and move forward with the purchase of the Nissan Leaf Electric Vehicle and participation in the pilot project.)

— LoCOBot

Beavis: Uh huh huh huh huh. Aviation.

Butt-head: Yeah yeah, like planes and stuff. That’s cool.

Beavis: Yeah, like, they want to like, hire some aviation company or something. Volaire Aviation, Inc.

Butt-head: Yeah, they’re gonna like, help with air service development and stuff. That sounds important.

Beavis: Yeah, they’re gonna like, figure out where people are going instead of using the airport here.

Butt-head: Yeah, like, why would you go to another airport? Our airport is cool.

Beavis: Yeah, maybe they have better snacks or something. That would be cool.

Butt-head: Yeah. Snacks are important. They better figure that out. Uh huh huh huh.

Beavis: Yeah, snacks are cool. They should hire us to figure it out. We’re like, experts in snacks.

Butt-head: Yeah, we could totally help with that. Hey, maybe we should start our own aviation company. Air Beavis and Butt-head.

Beavis: Yeah, we could fly around and like, eat snacks and stuff. That would be cool.

Butt-head: Yeah. We’d be like, flying snack experts. Uh huh huh huh huh.

Beavis: Yeah, we could make a lot of money. People love snacks.

Butt-head: Yeah. Snacks are cool. Uh huh huh huh.

— LoCOBot

In the year 2024, the County of Humboldt was experiencing a tourism boom like never before. With the help of Volaire Aviation, Inc., the region’s sole commercial service airport, California Redwood Coast-Humboldt County Airport, was attracting visitors from all over the world. Volaire Aviation, Inc. had been instrumental in developing marketing strategies, monitoring performance, and providing monthly reports on the impact of their marketing initiatives on air service load factors.

However, what the Board of Supervisors didn’t know was that Volaire Aviation, Inc. was more than just a marketing consulting firm. They were actually a front for a group of extraterrestrial beings who had been secretly working behind the scenes to manipulate air travel on Earth.

As the months passed, strange things began happening at the airport. Unexplained technical glitches, mysterious disappearances of passengers, and sightings of strange lights in the sky all pointed to something otherworldly going on. The Department of Aviation was baffled, unable to explain what was happening.

It wasn’t until one fateful night in June 2025 that the truth was finally revealed. A group of alien beings, disguised as Volaire Aviation, Inc. employees, made themselves known to the airport staff. They explained that they had been using the air service marketing consultations as a cover to gather data on human behavior and transportation patterns.

Their ultimate goal was to use this information to improve their own intergalactic travel systems, with Earth serving as a vital hub in their network. The Board of Supervisors were shocked, but also intrigued by the potential benefits of this extraterrestrial partnership.

In the end, a new agreement was reached between the County of Humboldt and the alien beings, with Volaire Aviation, Inc. continuing to provide air service marketing consultations, but now with the added knowledge that they were part of a much bigger cosmic plan.

And so, the California Redwood Coast-Humboldt County Airport became not just a gateway for human travelers, but a hub for interstellar visitors as well. The County of Humboldt had unknowingly opened up a new chapter in the history of air travel, one that would forever change the way we looked at the skies above.

— LoCOBot

Socrates: Ah, greetings, my dear friend. I see we are here today to discuss an important matter concerning our community.

Rex Bohn: Indeed, Socrates. I bring forth a recommendation to proclaim the week of November 17-23, 2024 as Hunger and Homelessness Awareness Week.

Socrates: A noble cause, indeed. It is crucial for us to address these pressing issues within our community. What actions do you propose we take during this week?

Rex Bohn: The Board of Supervisors encourages the community to collaborate in finding meaningful solutions to hunger and homelessness. It is a call to action for all members of our community to come together and address these challenges.

Socrates: It is heartening to hear that the Board of Supervisors is taking steps to raise awareness and promote action on these issues. Is there any specific plan in place for how this proclamation will be implemented?

Rex Bohn: The proclamation itself serves as a symbolic gesture to shed light on the urgency of these issues. It is our hope that by officially recognizing this week, we can spark conversations and initiatives that will lead to tangible solutions.

Socrates: I see. While symbolic gestures are important, it is also essential that we have concrete plans and actions in place to address hunger and homelessness. Are there any specific initiatives or programs that the Board of Supervisors will be promoting during this week?

Rex Bohn: At this time, there are no specific programs or initiatives attached to this proclamation. However, we encourage community members, organizations, and agencies to come forward with their ideas and proposals for addressing hunger and homelessness.

Socrates: A commendable invitation, Rex Bohn. It is through the collective efforts of all members of the community that we can truly make a difference in the lives of those facing hunger and homelessness. I trust that this proclamation will serve as a catalyst for positive change.

Rex Bohn: Thank you, Socrates. Your wisdom and insight are always appreciated. I look forward to seeing how our community will come together during Hunger and Homelessness Awareness Week to address these critical issues.

Socrates: As do I, Rex Bohn. Let us continue to work towards a more just and compassionate society for all.

— LoCOBot

As the USS Enterprise landed on a planet in the California system, Captain Kirk and his crew were greeted by a group of beings unlike any they had encountered before. These beings, known as the Board of Supervisors, welcomed the crew with open arms and invited them to a special ceremony.

Supervisor Rex Bohn, a distinguished member of the Board of Supervisors, stood before the crew and presented them with a proclamation recognizing the Week of November 18 through November 22, 2024 as Clerk of the Board Week. The crew was honored to be a part of such an important celebration, and they listened attentively as Supervisor Bohn explained the significance of the Clerk of the Board’s Office in Humboldt County.

As the proclamation was read aloud, the crew couldn’t help but feel a sense of pride in their fellow Earthlings. The dedication and hard work of the Clerk of the Board’s Office was truly admirable, and the crew knew that they were in the presence of true heroes.

After the ceremony, Captain Kirk and his crew were invited to join the Board of Supervisors for a feast in their honor. As they dined on the local delicacies, they shared stories of their adventures in space and learned more about the inner workings of the county government.

As the week came to a close, Captain Kirk and his crew bid farewell to their new friends on Earth. They knew that they had witnessed something special during their time on the planet, and they would always hold a special place in their hearts for the Clerk of the Board and the hardworking members of the Board of Supervisors.

And as the USS Enterprise lifted off into the stars once again, Captain Kirk couldn’t help but think that perhaps, in some small way, they had helped to fulfill the Board’s mission of celebrating successes and fostering community pride.

— LoCOBot

Verse 1:
In the County of Humboldt, where the redwoods stand tall
There’s a fight for justice, we hear the people’s call
Lisa Sundberg, she’s a warrior for what’s right
Standing for the marginalized, shining a bright light

Chorus:
Reappoint Lisa Sundberg, let her voice be heard
On the Human Rights Commission, speaking every word
Fighting for the Fifth District, for equality
In the County of Humboldt, where justice must be free

Verse 2:
Four years of service, to the commission she’ll give
Champion for the voiceless, so they all can live
Fair Political Practices, AB1234 Ethics too
Lisa Sundberg, leading the way, keeping true

Chorus:
Reappoint Lisa Sundberg, let her voice be heard
On the Human Rights Commission, speaking every word
Fighting for the Fifth District, for equality
In the County of Humboldt, where justice must be free

Bridge:
In the land of redwoods, where the ocean meets the shore
Lisa Sundberg stands strong, fighting for much more
Core services and other, she’s the heart of it all
In the County of Humboldt, she’ll never fall

Chorus:
Reappoint Lisa Sundberg, let her voice be heard
On the Human Rights Commission, speaking every word
Fighting for the Fifth District, for equality
In the County of Humboldt, where justice must be free

Outro:
So Board of Supervisors, make the right choice today
Reappoint Lisa Sundberg, let her continue to sway
In the County of Humboldt, we’ll stand up and cheer
For justice, for equality, for all to be near.

— LoCOBot

Are you looking to invest in the local economy and support local businesses? Well, look no further than the Headwaters Fund Revolving Loan Fund. With a supplemental budget adjustment of $1,000,348, we are ready to provide loans to Redwood Region Economic Development Commission and North Edge Business Financing and Community Development. By approving this budget adjustment, you are not only supporting our lending partners, but also helping to provide resources to local businesses and organizations in need. Don’t miss out on this opportunity to make a positive impact in our community. Vote to approve the supplemental budget and let’s continue to grow and thrive together. Thank you for your consideration.

— LoCOBot

INT. COUNTY ADMINISTRATIVE OFFICE - DAY

The room is filled with tension as candidates wait nervously for their job interviews. The sound of shuffling papers and whispered conversations can be heard in the background.

A young woman, JENNY, is called into the interview room. She takes a deep breath and walks in confidently.

BOARD MEMBER 1:
Good morning, Jenny. Thank you for coming in today. Please have a seat.

JENNY:
Thank you for having me.

BOARD MEMBER 2:
Let’s dive right in. Can you tell us about a time when you had to review fees and charges to determine if they were sufficient to recoup costs associated with providing services to the public?

JENNY:
Of course. In my previous role at a local municipality, I was responsible for conducting an annual review of fees and charges for various permits and licenses. I worked closely with department heads to gather data on operating costs and conducted market research to ensure our fees were competitive while also covering our expenses. By analyzing our fee structures, we were able to identify areas where adjustments were needed to better align with the actual costs of services provided.

BOARD MEMBER 3:
That sounds like valuable experience. How do you approach the process of setting fees and charges to ensure transparency and public input?

JENNY:
I believe transparency is key when it comes to setting fees and charges. It’s important to involve stakeholders and the public in the decision-making process to ensure their voices are heard. I would recommend scheduling public hearings and providing ample notice to allow for feedback and input from the community. By engaging with the public, we can ensure that our fee structures are fair, reasonable, and reflective of the services provided.

BOARD MEMBER 1:
Thank you for sharing your insights, Jenny. One final question: How do you handle situations where departments may push back on fee adjustments that are necessary to cover costs?

JENNY:
I believe it’s important to approach these situations with open communication and collaboration. By working closely with department heads and providing them with the data and rationale behind fee adjustments, we can ensure they understand the need for these changes. It’s about finding a balance between the needs of the department and the overall financial sustainability of the county.

BOARD MEMBER 2:
Thank you for your thoughtful responses, Jenny. That concludes our interview for today. We will be in touch with you regarding the next steps in the hiring process.

JENNY:
Thank you for the opportunity. I look forward to hearing from you.

— LoCOBot

Oh county of Humboldt, so fair and braw,
On this fine day in November, we gather an’ awe,
To discuss the matters at hand, file number twenty-four,
An increase in Karen Clower’s salary, we cannae ignore.

As Assistant County Administrative Officer, she’s proven her worth,
Stepping up to lead the Department of Aviation since the Director’s dearth,
Working tirelessly to ensure operational continuity,
Her efforts are key to our county’s community.

With the resignation of the Director of Aviation, we must act swiftly,
To support Ms. Clower in her role as interim director, oh so deftly,
An increase of 5% in her base salary, we propose with glee,
For her dedication and hard work, for all to see.

The County of Humboldt, a place of beauty and grace,
Where our workforce excels, in every role and space,
Supporting a well-trained workforce, our strategic plan in place,
Let’s approve this increase for Karen, with a 4/5th vote, in good grace.

So let us come together, the Board of Supervisors as one,
To support Karen Clower, for all that she’s done,
In the County of Humboldt, we stand proud and tall,
Approving this increase, we answer the call.

— LoCOBot

Title: Hearts on the Line

In the picturesque County of Humboldt, where the redwoods meet the ocean, a story of love and determination unfolds. The Department of Health & Human Services is facing a hiring freeze, putting critical positions at risk of being left unfilled. Among them are the Program Coordinators, Social Workers, and Community Health Outreach Workers who serve the most vulnerable populations in the community.

Amidst the chaos of budget cuts and administrative decisions, two individuals find themselves on the front lines of this battle. Emily, a dedicated Social Worker with a heart of gold, knows that her work is more than just a job—it’s a calling. Liam, a passionate Program Coordinator for the Housing, Outreach, and Mobile Engagement program, understands the importance of providing assistance to those experiencing homelessness.

As they navigate the challenges of their respective roles within the DHHS, Emily and Liam find themselves drawn to each other in ways they never expected. Their shared dedication to helping others creates a bond that transcends professional boundaries.

But as their feelings for each other deepen, they must also face the harsh realities of their work. With positions on the line and funding sources in jeopardy, Emily and Liam must fight not only for their love but also for the services and support that their community desperately needs.

Will they be able to overcome the obstacles standing in their way? Can their love survive the tumultuous environment of budget constraints and administrative pressures? And most importantly, will they be able to continue making a difference in the lives of those who rely on them?

Hearts on the Line is a heartwarming romance novel that explores the power of love, dedication, and resilience in the face of adversity. Join Emily and Liam on their journey as they work together to save their jobs, their community, and their budding relationship. Love knows no bounds, especially when it’s fueled by a shared passion for helping others.

— LoCOBot

(Verse 1)
In the County of Humboldt, where the sun shines bright
A budget supplement needed, to keep things right
Human Resources stepping in, with a plan so clear
To cover overages and keep things near

(Chorus)
Supplemental budget, for Risk Management they say
$33,900 needed, to save the day
Board of Supervisors, please vote 4/5
Support our workforce, help them thrive

(Verse 2)
Revenue received, in the previous year
Now it’s time to use it, without any fear
Pilot Supervisor Academy, a success indeed
Grant from Humboldt Area Foundation, helping those in need

(Chorus)
Supplemental budget, for Risk Management they say
$33,900 needed, to save the day
Board of Supervisors, please vote 4/5
Support our workforce, help them thrive

(Bridge)
Fund balance utilized, to cover the cost
Insurance ISFs corrected, no line is lost
No effect on staffing, no impact in sight
This budget supplement, will keep things right

(Chorus)
Supplemental budget, for Risk Management they say
$33,900 needed, to save the day
Board of Supervisors, please vote 4/5
Support our workforce, help them thrive

(Outro)
In the County of Humboldt, where hearts are true
This supplemental budget, is what we must do
Vote in favor, for a well-trained crew
Let’s support our workforce, in all that they do.

— LoCOBot

[Jerry and George are at Monk’s Cafe, discussing the latest news in the County of Humboldt]

Jerry: So get this, George. The County of Humboldt is looking for on-call design engineering and environmental services for their roadway and bridge projects.

George: Roadway and bridge projects? That sounds like a lot of work.

Jerry: Yeah, but they don’t have enough staff to handle it all, so they have to contract out to private consulting firms.

George: I bet those firms are making a fortune off of that.

Jerry: Probably. But get this, the estimated maximum amount payable under the consultant services agreement is Four Million Dollars.

George: Four Million Dollars?! That’s a lot of money.

[Elaine enters Monk’s Cafe and joins Jerry and George at their table]

Elaine: Hey, what are you guys talking about?

Jerry: The County of Humboldt is looking for design engineering and environmental services for their roadway and bridge projects.

Elaine: Sounds like a big job.

Jerry: Yeah, and they’re willing to pay Four Million Dollars for it.

Elaine: Four Million Dollars?! That’s insane.

Jerry: I know. But here’s the kicker, they have to comply with all these federal and state regulations and guidelines.

Elaine: Ah, the red tape strikes again.

Jerry: Exactly. It’s like a never-ending cycle of rules and regulations.

[A waitress comes over to take their order]

Waitress: Can I get you anything to drink?

Jerry: Just coffee for me.

George: I’ll have a soda.

Elaine: I’ll have a water with lemon, please.

Waitress: Coming right up.

Jerry: So, what do you think, Elaine? Would you take on a project like that?

Elaine: Are you kidding? I can barely handle my own life, let alone a multi-million dollar project for the County of Humboldt.

Jerry: Fair point.

George: Well, maybe we should offer our services. I’m sure we could use a little extra cash.

Jerry: That’s true. We could become the dynamic duo of design engineering and environmental services.

Elaine: I can see it now, Seinfeld and Costanza saving the day, one roadway at a time.

Jerry: It’s a Seinfeld and Costanza production. Coming soon to a county near you.

— LoCOBot

The Pokemon duel taking place in Humboldt County involves two powerful Pokemon trainers, Ash and Misty. Ash’s team consists of Charizard, Pikachu, and Snorlax, while Misty’s team consists of Blastoise, Starmie, and Vaporeon.

As the duel begins, Charizard and Blastoise are the first to battle. Charizard uses its powerful Flamethrower attack, but Blastoise counters with Hydro Pump, creating a massive clash of fire and water. In the end, Blastoise’s Hydro Pump proves too powerful for Charizard, and Ash is forced to switch to Pikachu.

Pikachu, determined to win, unleashes a powerful Thunderbolt attack on Blastoise, but the water-type Pokemon quickly recovers and retaliates with a Skull Bash. The battle between Pikachu and Blastoise is intense, but ultimately Pikachu’s speed and agility give it the upper hand, and Blastoise is defeated.

Misty then sends out Starmie to take on Pikachu. Starmie uses its psychic abilities to confuse Pikachu, making it difficult for the electric-type Pokemon to land any attacks. However, Pikachu’s determination shines through, and it manages to land a powerful Iron Tail attack, knocking out Starmie.

With only one Pokemon left, Misty sends out Vaporeon to face Pikachu. Vaporeon uses its Water Gun and Aqua Ring attacks to wear Pikachu down, but the electric-type Pokemon refuses to give up. In a final burst of energy, Pikachu unleashes a devastating Thunder attack, overwhelming Vaporeon and securing victory for Ash.

As the duel comes to an end, Ash and Misty shake hands in a show of good sportsmanship. Despite the intense battle, both trainers respect each other’s skills and determination. The duel may be over, but both Ash and Misty leave with a newfound respect for each other and their Pokemon.

— LoCOBot

No condado de Humboldt
Vamos festejar com vontade
Contrato finalizado
Para reparar a tempestade

Mattole Road danificado
É hora de consertar
Wendell John Gray Construction
Vem nos ajudar a recuperar

Aceitar o contrato completo
Com todas as alterações
Pago Trezentos e Setenta e Cinco
É hora de celebrar as ações

A estrada vai ficar nova
Após a tempestade passar
O Carnaval em Humboldt
É motivo para festejar

Vamos dançar e cantar
Pois a estrada vai melhorar
A vida segue em frente
Vamos juntos celebrar

Com Federal Highway Administration
Vamos reconstruir
Mattole Road é prioridade
Vamos sorrir e seguir

Carnaval de Humboldt
Estrada nova a caminhar
Vamos celebrar juntos
A alegria no ar.

— LoCOBot

In the mystical County of Humboldt, hidden away from the prying eyes of the outside world, lies the Humboldt County Regional Facility. This ancient building was built to house a juvenile detention program run by the Humboldt County Probation Department, but over the years, it had fallen into disrepair. The once grand structure now stood crumbling and decrepit, its halls filled with the echoes of the past.

One day, a group of mysterious figures arrived at the Regional Facility – the Board of Supervisors. They had come with a mission, a quest to restore the building to its former glory. The Public Works department had identified a crucial problem with the facility – the HVAC system was in dire need of replacement. Without proper heating and ventilation, the building would fall into further ruin.

The Board of Supervisors gathered in the grand meeting hall of the Regional Facility, surrounded by the faded opulence of a bygone era. They reviewed the bids for the HVAC replacement project, and unanimously agreed to award the project to BESC, Inc., doing business as California Heating. The sum of Two Hundred Thirty-Six Thousand Dollars was allocated for the base bid, a considerable amount but necessary to ensure the building’s survival.

As the construction agreement was signed and the work began, a strange energy seemed to fill the air. Whispers of ancient magic floated through the halls, as if the building itself was coming alive once more. The craftsmen from BESC, Inc. worked tirelessly, their tools ringing out like a symphony of progress.

Weeks passed, and the Regional Facility was transformed before their very eyes. The new HVAC system hummed with power, filling the building with warmth and fresh air. The once leaky and rusted units were now a shining example of modern engineering, a testament to the dedication of those who had worked on them.

But as the final touches were put in place, a strange phenomenon began to occur. Shadows darted through the halls, whispering voices echoed in the night, and ghostly figures appeared in the corners of the rooms. It seemed that the ancient spirits of the building, long forgotten and neglected, were now stirring with new life.

The Board of Supervisors watched in awe as the Regional Facility came alive once more. The walls seemed to shimmer with a newfound energy, the ghosts of the past finally finding peace within the renovated halls. The County of Humboldt had not only restored a building but had also awakened a long-dormant magic that had been woven into its very foundations.

And so, the Humboldt County Regional Facility stood once more as a beacon of hope and renewal, its history preserved and its future bright. The Board of Supervisors had not only repaired a building but had also unlocked a hidden power that would forever change the course of their county’s destiny. And all it had taken was a bid award and a little bit of magic.

— LoCOBot

Funky Beats in Trinidad

(Verse 1)
In the County of Humboldt, where the vibe is always right
We’re bringing the funky groove to Trinidad tonight
Sheriff’s got the agreements, ready to sign
For law enforcement, animal shelter, everything in line

(Chorus)
Funky beats in Trinidad, keeping the city safe
Law enforcement on the case, no time to waste
Animal shelter, animal control, we got it all
In the City of Trinidad, we never fall

(Verse 2)
Retroactively approved, agreements in place
From July to June, they’ll keep up the pace
Sheriff and his designees, on top of it all
Recomputing the costs, making the call

(Chorus)
Funky beats in Trinidad, keeping the city safe
Law enforcement on the case, no time to waste
Animal shelter, animal control, we got it all
In the City of Trinidad, we never fall

(Bridge)
Strategic plan in action, safe and healthy community
Law enforcement services, top-notch unity
Animal shelter, animal control, all in sync
In Trinidad, we’re on the brink

(Chorus)
Funky beats in Trinidad, keeping the city safe
Law enforcement on the case, no time to waste
Animal shelter, animal control, we got it all
In the City of Trinidad, we never fall

(Outro)
So get on your feet, feel the funky sound
In Trinidad, we’re holding it down
Law enforcement, animal services, all on track
In the County of Humboldt, ain’t no turning back.

— LoCOBot

Recipe: Medication Assisted Treatment in Jails and Drug Courts

Ingredients:
- Memorandum of Understanding between Humboldt County Sheriff’s Office (HCSO) and Health Management Associates (HMA)
- Funding from State Opioid Funding Program
- Wellpath medical provider services
- Nursing positions
- Opioid Settlement Fund

Instructions:
1. In a large mixing bowl, combine the Memorandum of Understanding between HCSO and HMA.
2. Pour in the funding from the State Opioid Funding Program and mix well.
3. Add Wellpath medical provider services and stir to incorporate.
4. Fold in two nursing positions to expand coverage for Medication Assisted Treatment services.
5. Sprinkle in the Opioid Settlement Fund to cover remaining costs.
6. Bake in the Jail Medical Budget Unit 1100-490 for FY 2024-25.
7. Serve hot with a side of improved processes for continuity of care as incarcerated individuals re-enter the community. Enjoy!

— LoCOBot

Chanson:
Dans le comté d’Humboldt, le Sheriff est en quête,
D’une secrétaire pour l’aider dans ses démarches.
Une exception demandée, pour embaucher une unité,
Qui saura maintenir nos services, avec efficacité.

Les postes ont été réduits, mais les besoins demeurent,
Les secrétaires administratives, sont un maillon qui rassure.
Sans cette exception, il faudra fermer des stations,
Et déplacer le personnel, vers d’autres destinations.

Le financement est assuré, par le Fonds Général,
Pas d’impact négatif, si l’embauche se réalise, c’est capital.
Le personnel ne sera pas affecté, sauf en cas de refus,
Du conseil des superviseurs, cela deviendrait confus.

Alors, chers membres du conseil, approuvez cette requête,
Pour maintenir nos services, et sauvegarder nos fêtes.
Une secrétaire administrative, le Sheriff a besoin,
Pour assurer continuité, et confort aux citoyens.

Dans le comté d’Humboldt, ensemble on avance,
Pour offrir le meilleur, avec dévouement et constance.
Approuvons cette exception, pour notre Sheriff bien-aimé,
Et continuons à servir, avec honneur et fierté.

— LoCOBot

(Verse 1)
Come gather ‘round, ye hearty souls, and listen to me tale,
Of the County of Humboldt and the cannabis tax detail,
It’s time to set the rate for Tax Year 2025,
And decide on the future of our cultivation drive.

(Chorus)
Oh, the cannabis tax, it’s a burden we must bear,
To keep our economy strong and our county fair,
So hear ye Board of Supervisors, make your decision true,
On the update of the tax, we’re counting on you.

(Verse 2)
Payment plans and past due balances, we must collect the fee,
To ensure our revenue flows as it should be,
Suspensions and revocations for the unpaid tax,
Taking action now to ensure we don’t relax.

(Chorus)
Oh, the cannabis tax, it’s a burden we must bear,
To keep our economy strong and our county fair,
So hear ye Board of Supervisors, make your decision true,
On the update of the tax, we’re counting on you.

(Verse 3)
Reinstating Measure S at 10%, the time has come to decide,
On the future of our tax, and what rate will abide,
Revenue and expenses, a delicate balance to meet,
In the County of Humboldt, where land and sea do greet.

(Chorus)
Oh, the cannabis tax, it’s a burden we must bear,
To keep our economy strong and our county fair,
So hear ye Board of Supervisors, make your decision true,
On the update of the tax, we’re counting on you.

(Verse 4)
Options before us, choices to be made,
For the future of our county, and the tax we’ve laid,
From zero percent to a production-based fee,
The decision is yours, Board of Supervisors, let your choice be free.

(Chorus)
Oh, the cannabis tax, it’s a burden we must bear,
To keep our economy strong and our county fair,
So hear ye Board of Supervisors, make your decision true,
On the update of the tax, we’re counting on you.

(Outro)
So raise a glass to Humboldt, to the sea and the land,
And may our decisions be guided by a steady hand,
For the cannabis tax and the future of our county’s fate,
In the County of Humboldt, where the ocean meets the gate.

— LoCOBot

Title: From the Redwoods to the State Capitol: A Journey of Growth

As the Board of Supervisors gathered in the County of Humboldt on the chilly afternoon of November 12, 2024, anticipation buzzed through the room. Supervisor Rex Bohn stood up, his voice strong and clear, as he introduced the next agenda item: Assemblymember Jim Wood’s End of Year and End of Term Update to Humboldt County.

For the past ten years, Assemblymember Wood had been a familiar face in the North Coast, advocating for his constituents and fighting for the issues that mattered most to them. As he took the podium, there was a sense of reverence in the room, a recognition of the hard work and dedication that had gone into his tenure.

As Assemblymember Wood began to speak, he recounted his journey from the redwoods of Humboldt County to the hallowed halls of the State Capitol. He talked about the struggles and triumphs, the late nights and early mornings, the moments of doubt and the moments of clarity.

Through his words, a bildungsroman began to unfold - a story of growth and transformation, of challenges overcome and lessons learned. Assemblymember Wood shared his experiences of bridging the gap between rural and urban communities, of standing up for environmental justice and social equity, of finding his voice and using it to uplift others.

As he spoke, it became clear that his time in office had been about more than just passing legislation or attending meetings. It had been about forging connections, building bridges, and nurturing a sense of community among the diverse population of Humboldt County.

And as the meeting drew to a close, the Board of Supervisors rose to their feet in a standing ovation, a show of gratitude and respect for a man who had dedicated his life to serving others.

Assemblymember Jim Wood may have been saying goodbye to his role in the State Capitol, but his legacy would live on in the hearts and minds of the people he had touched along the way. And as the sun began to set over the redwoods, casting a warm glow over the County of Humboldt, it was clear that his journey was far from over. It was just the beginning of a new chapter, a new adventure, and a new opportunity for growth and transformation.

— LoCOBot

En el condado de Humboldt
se reúne la junta de supervisores
para nombrar directores especiales
en los distritos, sin temores.

El archivo 24-1499
es el que se presenta hoy
con la petición de la oficina
del secretario grabador.

Se recomienda que la junta
reciba el informe del personal
y nombre a los candidatos
para los distritos, con total.

Hay 47 distritos especiales
con juntas electas ya establecidas
con términos de dos o cuatro años
y elecciones bien detalladas.

En esta ocasión, 2024,
son 38 distritos en acción
con elecciones en puerta
para decidir la dirección.

Si el número de candidatos
es mayor al de puestos disponibles,
habrá elecciones generales
para los que sean elegibles.

Si igualan los puestos
o son menos los que se postulan,
la junta de supervisores
será la que los acoja y los asuma.

Entre los distritos participantes
se encuentran Alderpoint y Big Lagoon
Phillipsville y Weott también
Kneeland, Petrolia y Telegraph Ridge en acción.

La oficina de elecciones
ha hecho sus recomendaciones
para llenar los puestos vacantes
en estos distritos en la región.

Garberville Sanitary District
recomienda dos candidatos
de fuera del distrito pero aptos
para servir con honor y trato amable.

Resort Improvement District No.1
necesita cubrir tres posiciones
con solo dos candidatos en la lista
y pide la ayuda de las decisiones.

En fin, el condado de Humboldt
avanza con sus nominaciones
esperando que la junta
tome decisiones con sabiduría y acciones.

— LoCOBot