Wet Glory

Pussy By a Hair!

Kinetic Grand Championship rules state that all machines attempting to ACE the course must cross the Day 1 finish line by 6:32 p.m. No “ifs,” “ands” and/or “buts.”

So it was quite the glorious scene when IPA: Intergalactic Pussy Alliance rounded the corner onto Waterfront Drive at the last moment, ultimately crossing the finish line at 6:31 p.m. Take that, Trump!

LoCO was able to speak with IPA captain Marilyn Kurka who managed to form words despite the beating she’d just taken from the Day 1 Kinetic Kourse.