#112 IPA: Intergalactic Pussy Alliance

“We are an amazonian alien race that has come here to save womankind.”
Captain
: Marilyn Kurka / Years Raced: 15 / Years Aced: 2

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Wet Glory

Pussy By a Hair!

Kinetic Grand Championship rules state that all machines attempting to ACE the course must cross the Day 1 finish line by 6:32 p.m. No “ifs,” “ands” and/or “buts.”

So it was quite the glorious scene when IPA: Intergalactic Pussy Alliance rounded the corner onto Waterfront Drive at the last moment, ultimately crossing the finish line at 6:31 p.m. Take that, Trump!

LoCO was able to speak with IPA captain Marilyn Kurka who managed to form words despite the beating she’d just taken from the Day 1 Kinetic Kourse.



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