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Moments With Andy

Each evening, spend a few intimate moments with Andy — host of KWPT-FM's “The Night Show.”

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Or “M” as the Romans might call it.

Comedy educates; corruption; and crime. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Technology!; learning to spell; and hot hot sauce. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Blood moon tetrads; emails; and shopping strapped. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Not about us; tobacco; and reverse spying. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Big deal; old meat; and your castle. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Nobody wants to fish; smoking; and logistics. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Science!; money & politics; mirror-kissers. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Uncomfortable history; Andy doesn't like the NSA; and bees. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

TSA; magic cheese; and old computers. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

FBI Malarkey; nudists; & lottery tickets. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Voting; it came out of the sky; and honor thy mother and father. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Quitting; shrinking brains; and getting up. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Finish your training you must; comin' home; and wet suits. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Unacceptable Gym Behavior; good news; and idiots. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news

Harvard, with hat in hand; pistol whippin'; and door bells. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Unacceptable Gym Behavior; what is Turkmenistan again?; and stickin' it to 'em. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Freedom [Act]!; penny stocks; and creepy bosses. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

TSA F-; baggage; and porkcicles . The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Greed; shouting; and yellow is mellow . The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Go Ireland!; getting lazy; and Nikes. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Dogs; oceans; and courtesy. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Bye bye Miss American Idol; facts; and clever robbers. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

They want it all; more oil; and blame Tito. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Dance like Sartre's watching; oil spill; and a leg out. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Never make mistakes; Panera; and time to shave. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Ask me about my son-in-law; come on Texas; and hiring uglies. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Bad news for the NSA; good news; and secretly servicing. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The devil went down to Georgia; the hermit kingdom; and Facebook no nos. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Unacceptable Gym Behavior; art as commodity; and porkers. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

No more bbqs; bad news for beefcakes; and pee beer. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Le Patriot Act; NSA smack down; and lunatics. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Walking, the new killer; gas prices; and bad ideas. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The tears!; resilience; and 39 winks. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

University administrators; good news; and good bosses. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The will o' the people; killing technology; and a clock. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

FBI scandals; coffee saves; and Polly wants help. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Unacceptable; framing guide dogs; and hidden costs. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Bad apples?; filing jointly; and things not to do. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Shakin' all over; flying; and No Direction. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Who's keepin' the lights on?, and fixin' schools. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

TPPee-yew; deals deals deals!; and bad ideas. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

It's raining money somewhere; well well welfare; and learning to drive. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Dum and Stoopid; philanderers; and philandering. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Buying happiness, and armadillos. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On facts; the hotness; and looking creepy. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Vote. Or don't; good news; and nonsense. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Diet soda; spending Madness; and post-preschool. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Melting glaciers; befouled air; and stranger danger. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Trash in the clouds ; more good news; and take me to the river. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The friendly skies; faux outrage; and good news. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Face time; live longer; and good luck Goodluck. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Staying quiet; we hate ourselves; and bad names. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Benjamins & Eleanors?; party crashers; and Poogeots. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

All grown up; hedge funds suck; and bad news for Bono. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Big money; Dick III; and bad interviews. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Walk to school, and coffee. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Where are you?; adultery, still a bad idea; and idiotae. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Ego vs History; bonuses; and poo-pooing the Pooh. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Road rage; jumpin' rope; and dish washers. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

For the win; it's hot and cold; and DHS morale. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Tech problems; and another; and auto litigation. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Workin' it out; red lights; and gettin' off easy. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Mary Jane; inhale; and jury duty. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Telescreens; good news; and surprises. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Secrets; crybabies; and the 7th King. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Turn it down!; your right to party; and making bills. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

What is Love?; shooting the sea; and here's to CA wine. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

15 minutes of fame; who needs water?; and 50 shades of Spongbob. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Busybodies, and purring. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Money corrupts?;Nature is healthy; and Venezuelan abstinence. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Here's to the youth; no drones; and bad ideas . The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Pie in the face; income and voting; and standing up. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Party like it's 1979; trickling down; and taking a leave. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

One man's trash, and good ideas gone bad. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Things we thought we knew; the poison, man; and more pressure. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

70 years in Fairyland; deadly drugs; and dentistry while driving. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Whose boots?; commuting; and cell jammin'. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The deficit is…oh who cares?; good gas news; and bad luck. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Delegating responsibility; saving money; and it's all in the costume. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Appearances of corruption; money & power; & when the cover up is worse than the crime. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Apparently Science isn't bulls#*t anymore; impressions; and from your pocket to the cosmos. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Who's headlining?; time to stand; and materially satisfied. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Head over heels; state capitalism; and McMass. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Money in politics; the scarf scandal; and rent-a-throne. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Esperanglish; oh Saudi Arabia, you so crazy; and junior pilot wings. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Einstein was good at math?; aggressive Brits; and stinky ideologies. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Silly laws; the “hoax” is a hoax; and stupid apps. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Divine Interception; nose sweaters; and desks. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

In the Top 10; off the clock; and trading places. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The Potato; too much food; and Monopoly. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

College Football; China's green energy; and Russian of the Year. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The walls aren't tumbling down; good news; and behind the wall. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Science vs. Ego; sleep more; and turn signals. The Night Show, hopefully not you only source of news.

Crying over spilt ink; gas prices; and parenting tips from Keith Richards. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

It was a “good” year; the Goldilocks zone; and about Santa. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The Thunderdome; beautiful specks; and safety fashion. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Fixies; places not to live; and the wonders above. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Waiting; good news; and free money! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Two New Year's Eve celebrations that probably sucked more than yours, and a heartfelt thanks to you for making the Night Show and Moments with Andy podcast possible!

Tipping; angels' share; and cruise sewage. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

House of York, and stuff, and probation no nos. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The age of innovation; gas prices; and real estate tips. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Sony vs. North Korea; suing over legal pot; and protecting your naughty bits. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Things We Thought We Knew Vol. III; appeasing dictators; and selling Shiloh. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Torture; good ebola news; and Dads walking a mile. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source

Things we thought we knew, and wet willies. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

JOLTS and jobs; when pigs fly; and mile high nuts. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Ignorance and bliss; Russia yet again makes us look good; and good news no one will talk about. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Queen, hearts, and love; lying; and cutting out the middle man. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

What we thought we knew; new technology; and fried chicken for the soul. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Mercy and grace; fancy tables; and a North Korean name change. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Poison water and ladies' fashion, and crappy jobs. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Spies in the skies; too much turkey; and traffic. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The turkey pardon; chocolate; and crash test dummies. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Cheap suits; smart bulbs; and getting out of your contract. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Drug testing CEOs; take a vacation; and fancy burgers. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Prez at the pump?; places not to live; and unfounded fears. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Ebola? Is that still a thing?; places not to live; and love at first unsight. The Night Show, hopefully not your only

Just shy of a super majority; places not to live; and life on comets? The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Lattes with eggs, and thousand dollar wines. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The Colorado Party; standing up; and tipping. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Let's go metric; unemployment drops; and checking your numbers. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The Sultan of Turkey; more unnecessary gizmos; and an idiot. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Why Tuesday?; Russia embarrasses itself; and it could always be worse. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Same as the old boss; marriage; and more marriage. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

What to wear?; hyenas; and acupuncture. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The “Too Much Pot” defense; addicted to the wrong track; and turning it down. The Night Show, hopefully not your only

Let's make it harder to vote; more good news no one will celebrate; and Hello Kitty! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

How the other half live; good news no one will celebrate; and doing the wrong thing and then the right thing. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Red ebola, blue ebola; what's in a name?; and bachelorette party no nos. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news

Happy Birthday Earth!; faint galaxies; and to the moon Gromit! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

When machines learn; online dating; and workin' the system. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

March of the Big A** Penguins, and making it too easy.

Clowns of fear; real clowns to fear; and second thoughts. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Polluters; enlisting; and ukuleles. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Another big boy gets hit; tasty noodles; and jackpot. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

I'm no scientist; no more swings; and bye bye birdies. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Oh Vlad!; masters of war; and workplace no nos. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

New and useless app!; peanuts; and binging. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Kim's weak ankles; a phone or a home?; and bringing enough to share. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Koala crash course; selfies; and arachnophobes. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

“Fat fingers”; good news from Kansas; and doubling down on bad ideas. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Social media and politics; unemployment insurance; and workin' high. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

More Kansas drama; animals falling down; and falling some more. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

iPatience; State of Jeffersonistas; and book stores. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Let's Happy! The FBI's upset!; Cosmonauts keep it real!; and dolls are not robots! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news!

H2Old; bad news for hipsters; and no sharing. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Jumpin' fences; gas prices going down; and don't mess with Game of Throners. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Bad arguments; easy voting; and on pennies. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Another one bites the dust; we're nuts; and things that don't belong in bathrooms. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Big wigs and syphilis, and stuffin'. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Let's Happy! The Ozone layer!; kids are reading!; and doughnut eating contests! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news!

Cleanin' the coast; Brazilian soccer; and memorable weddings. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Voluntary capital punishment; the judishal branch?; and overpaying for horrible ideas. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Home of the Brave; quitters win!; and sleepy criminals. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Bad news for the NSA!; charitable souls!; and kind hearts! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

Life below; the value of funny; and mysterious ways. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Letting quitters quit; Whole Foods and the Whole Truth; and cartoons. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

What a loss!; the inside track; and on buckets. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Imitation and flattery; political robots; and Berkeley. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Run Cliff Run; money in the mouth hole; and paying attention. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Responsibility in the cloud; the geckos return; and eating [in] the bathroom. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

It's not as bad as you think [Part 1]; [Part 2]; and fire with fire. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

For whom the door revolves; kids + technology; and it's a long way to the top. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Short people, and NSA sharks. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Let's Happy! Rice wine!; the Drug War!; and highways! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news!

Looking for fraud; things not to do; and 21st century demons. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Data scientists; they still love us; and a nice fall. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Let's Happy! Low Expectations!; raining knives!; and rediscovering happynews.com! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news!

Smart guns; female hedge funds; and on pandas and square dancing. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Lotto voting?; more jobs; and idiots. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Cheers!; American dreaming; and to a long life. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

For the love of a phone, and the power of bad music. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The new normal; doing nothing; and head banging. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The Golden Hammer; caring and sharing; and necromancers? The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Tips for oversight; hot hot hot; and cuffin' the Captain. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Staying home; Washington pot; and giant penguins. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Social media marketing; consumption; and fancy toast. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

More on meat; great book titles; and never let it show. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Bye bye beef?; good and bad news; and the price of pets. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Gambling in a suit; big profits, big disappointments; and raisin' the roof. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The jobs report, and Scrabble. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Watching the watchers; Facebook emergencies; and growth in diapers. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Network garbage; vacation time; and giving it all away. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Ferry boats and cults; working for the weekend; and a good dig. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Bad party guests; day dreaming; and “butt facials”. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Jobs; jobs; and Scooby Doo and white powder too. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Geckos, and G.I. Joes. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Alone with your thoughts; BLS B.S.; and places not to hide. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The F-35; things that can actually fly; and egg on his face. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

See what you want to see; catching some winks; and tempting fate. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Mark fills in for Andy and discovers that his name isn't as popular as he thought it was while also discovering that the District of Columbia is in fact a real place.

Smoker's workplace protections; sunny and 72; and eating pens. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Cruise ships and hospitals; a rose is a rose is a canary; and dropping anchor. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The left lane; Paris syndrome; and swallowing diamonds. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Bicycle face; whale poop; and maybe Facebook isn't worthless. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

We're #21; soccer, too many colors?; and feat of samaritan strength. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

What me worry?; bad ideas; and still, no one likes Congress. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On horses; of course; and fast food. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Sneakers say a lot; flying stinks; and cheap thrills. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Cool kids: enjoy it while you can; big burns; and back scratchers. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Another new phone; another new app; and going the distance. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

And we're back (7:10p); Golden tears (8:10p); and savin' gators (9:10p). The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Stop signs (7:10p); hurricane names (8:10p); and coffee drinkers (9:10p). The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Your phone is now safe(r) (7:10p); waiting for the pros (8:10p); and focusing on defense (9:10p). The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Your new favorite study; shopping tricks; and a 4 year-old crime fighter. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Lend a hand, or get out of the way; what's in a name?; and the wave. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Snowflakes and Shakespeare (7:10p); drones (8:10p); and being paid to quit (9:10p). The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

More people voting = Bad?; the dog poop scandal; and at Facebook's good for something. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

You never give me your money; we like free; and World Cup samaritans. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

A “green” red car; stop and question; and we're #19. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Running like a business; cable's gettin' old; and twins. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Happy water; pretend cops; and tired guinea pigs. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Finish your training you must; driverless cars; and big time. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Time to bury the hatchet?; the right to make bad decisions; and the MPAA still raking it in. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Keeping a lid on things; unemployment insurance; and mandatory slaps on the wrist. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

So long and thanks for all the _____ ; a huge mistake; and besting temptation. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The DNA of love; why here?; and covering up. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The color of health care; food and rent; and art you can eat. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Fun with facial recognition technology; MRIs; and teenagers. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Who hates Robin Hood?; upper crust summer camp; and blending in. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Summer travel plans; driving with drawers; and sword vs. golf club. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Vote for days; impure thoughts; and the FB HIGH. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

We'll keep drinking anyway; borg babies; and job opportunities. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

LinkedMeAlone; hard to believe there are people like this; and this. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Captain Hook gets the slammer; chicken's virtual reality; and second hand furniture. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Doth we protest?; good news for drummers; and Southwest eats crow. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Still crazy after all these years; Putin scores!; and smart toilets. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Glad to not live there; or there; and making Illinois look good. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

What's in a name?; Italy boosts their GDP; and on chopsticks. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The gluten bogeyman (7:10p); cosmetic hand surgery (8:10p); and looking for love (9:10p). The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Mark graciously fills in for Andy and discusses the Eureka Minimum Wage Ordinance Initiative appearing on November's ballot.

The moral arc of the Universe bends towards _____ ; myopia; and child managers vs. hedge fund managers. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Ticket to the moon?; the 4%; and a good dog. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The economy's getting better, and worse; wanting to waterboard; and prison admittance. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Wear a suit; why here?; and remembering the Alamo. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Bad news for interns; things that are really happening; and “tall” vs. “truth”. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Toplessness; more on stocks; and Goldbelly. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Incentives against cooperation; the stock market sucks; and scaredy dogs. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On defense!; the V.A.!; and pharmaceuticals! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of spending news.

Santa Maria #370 (7:10p); a benefit of privacy (8:10p); and when ducks attack (9:10p). The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Drones; redruM and neck tats; and on books and pogo sticks. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

I have a headache; the endless conveyor; and random stats. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Can't find their way home; high art; and classic blunders. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Loco Boko; scary books; and delicious flame retardant. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Working for a living wage; packs for the fanny; and same “great” taste. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Damned if you do…; Schlafly speaks when not spoken to; and wedding no nos. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Want to evolve? Then procrastinate; Justice Stevens on the pot; and North Korean haircuts. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

“Normcore”; what's new and unnecessary in tech; and dress codes. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Good news for the wealthy; Google takes a hit; and all work and no play…. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Someone's making money out there; more on donation caps and free speech; and coincidence. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Congressional pay; student debt; and what the fork? The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On responsible adults; Ivy League vs. Walmart; and are you ready for the city? The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Left to the fates; lots of money overseas; and decriminalization. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Publish or perish, and Taylor Swift ponders another dimension. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Time to evolve; buying fresh air; and leave no phone behind. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Productivity tips; “corpse” position ; and pickin' on the TSA. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The rule of law; California ca-ching; and on string cheese. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

We're all more free now; pot's crystal ball; and innovating teaching techniques. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Latvia; FOIA; and benefits to cutting class. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

NSA reform!; letting it be!; and country first! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The first mix tape; driving; and parking in America. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Demand; Millennials; and on Motor City. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Too much sugar; Brazilian soccer; and golfing with Playmates. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Overtime; the 24%; and thinking ahead. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The Panopticon; dirty air; and marrying up. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Mike Rogers & Edward Snowden, who's under the influence?; Monsters; and being (un)grateful. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Immigration and Congress; a good dog; and picking up after said dog. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Goodbye S.A.T.?; a beer before I go; and not worth $20. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

To the trolls; when internships pay; and if you can't beat 'em, graffiti 'em. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Into the Mystic; why CO taxpayers are giggling; and when honesty doesn't pay. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The Primate of Ireland; mad as a hatter; and she doth brag too much. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Wakefulness and dreams; shutting off the webcam; and getting warmer. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Feinstein freaks; big stories?; and location location location. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Good economic news, the divorce rate is up!, and talking to your cigarette. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Crimea a river; “Reelected!”; and on baby/gun names. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Too much sharing; road rage; and on memory + booze. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The Uganda joke backfires; why no one likes hipsters; and fugitives calling 911. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Fascinating tech news; taking it from the airlines; and banning the Secret. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Your prison, or your palace; military grade pizza; and tips to a successful marriage. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Lookin' out my back door; Cemeteries Enterprises Inc., LLC; and good news fellas! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The one-room Presidential Palace; Destination: Hospital, Via Point: Pub; and felonious Facebooking. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On Arizona and Uganda; Legal Sea Foods; and priorities. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Overplaying your hand; benefits of politeness; and delivery to the big house. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Olympic malaise; watch out Kim Jong Un!; and the clown shortage. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Astrology sounds scientific doesn't it?; less Americans are reading; and the U.K. gets serious. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

What do Birthers do on President's Day?; prices going up, but not sure why; and be careful upon flushing. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Trigger happy; maximizing your efforts, and sports beer. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Asking the prince not the pauper; for coffee lovers; and avoiding speed traps. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On the debate; good deeds; and on earplugs. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

2 out of 3 ain't bad; belieb it; and pride goeth before the fall. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

What if you can't win?; yelpin'; and criminal crybabies. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Confirmation bias; happy bosses; and making it snow. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The public debate; where gas is cheap; and the downside of smart pets. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

God loves the Seahawks; Spanx; and proper training. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Get off my lawn; right under your nose; and onesies. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Foxconn, Wisconsin; workaholics; and silly surprises. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Bad arguments; Zambian potatoes; and upsides to gaming. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

A bridge too far; Nazi aliens; and arm wrestling gone wrong. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Happy people!; literature's impact!; and tipping 45,000%! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Bill Gates made more money; Unacceptable Gym Behavior Vol. 7; and Abbey Normal. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Bad news for the blue and red teams; bad numbers for the NSA; and tigers! Oh my! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Grace on pot; magical weight loss powder; and occupational mercy. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Not our fight; a groundbreaking study; and on a “cheese product”. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Let's Happy! Good news for the good-looking!; homelessness on the decline!; and checking in with happynews.com! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news!

Thanks, gracias, danke; the rule of Volcker; and putting down the phone. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Down with skinny jeans!; Congress sucks!; and on chess! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news!

Things not to eat; things you don't need; and global wealth. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The Christmas Truce; advisors needing advising; and things you don't need. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On violence; delivery drones; and masks. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Let's Happy! A time of giving!; good economic news!; and on thriving! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

WoW!; scary health stats; and illegal snuggling. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Mary don't you weep; shocking the monkey; snoozing at high altitude. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Let's define “verifiable”; unplug the webcam; and suing the rain. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Lessons from Kindergarten; Google's glass; and silver linings. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

NSA takes a loss; turning flour into coke; and paid internships. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The color of greatness; Presidents with tattoos?; and tombstone start ups. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Let's Happy! Job opportunity!; money and happiness; and pinking in drublic. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news!

The politics of genes; 00000000; and you can move the Earth. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Guess who loves the Pope more than Catholics?; white collar sentencing; and to the reptilian brain. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Eureka's Democrats; making it “snow”; and ouch. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Unicorns!; he sees you when you're sleeping; and on toothaches. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Eating like a mouse…; tiny big deals; and slippin'. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Leatherneck lunacy; prison for potty mouths; and scaring the kids. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

This train(ing) never stops; median vs average; and net profits. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The incredible human body Part 1; Part 2; and failed bank robberies. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

We won't regret it; eat smaller pieces; and bad ideas. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Let's Happy! Holiday cheer!; open-records requests!; and for the selfish! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

Blinding Big Brother; being forgetful; and shameless gossip. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The fog of euphemism; snakes; and parachutes. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Balthus; herbal supplements; and Conan the Librarian. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The Lion; the ninja; and the revolving door. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The God of War; the number of the beast; and leaving finger prints. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Let's Happy! Freedom Tower!; the deficit!; and selflessness! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Superman vs Batman vs Archie; goodnight Ming; and an illuminating palate. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

When common sense helps; oh yeah, that was scary once; and bad decisions. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Nothing to hide; chicken; federal information technology fails. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Let's Happy! What's in a name?!; mustaches!; and finders keepers! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Clairvoyance; the 7%; and baby smartphones. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The ENDA of the rope; the “middle” class; and the black rhinos. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Empathy, better late than never; security fraud; and what really matters in life. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

How To: End up in jail, and revenge served stinky. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Let's Happy! NSA vs. U.N.!; we're #12!; and digital media usage! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Defining “enough”; Kremlin creativity; and on date night. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

What you can't say; what you can't do; and what you shouldn't. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

This just in; not Somali pirates' jam; and deleting search histories. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Answer the question; scent of the panther; and airborne impossibilities. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Let's Happy! They don't want us dead!; generosity!; and happynews.com! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news!

Downsides of driving; Spongebob; and JLoco. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Bumper stickers; why San Fran sucks; and on government relations professionals. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Lessons of the naked mole rat; the cat that sparked an international incident; and pandamonium. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Growing up? or getting craftier?; ghosts don't have fingerprints; and the 40%. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

No T.V.; animal obesity; and fighting bears. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Making a mockery of stolen elections; “Let's Move”; and paying attention. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Let's Happy! Take that U.N. Security Council!; child labor rates fall!; and let's happynews.com! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

Free speech/money; Russian concentration; and zombie best sellers. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

To the loser go the spoils; chicken nuggets; and life insurance. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Pints for the people!; the popularity of meat-like products; and bad ideas. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Oddly, some good political news; Maduro gets lazy; and the super-rich are breeding! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Arms are for hugging?; the Craze; and the benefits of being #2. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Let's Happy! A dream job!; no snooping!; and lending some wheels. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

A deterrent to crime?; a heart of goodwill; and big house love. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

How much poverty do we want?; jinns; and squirrel huntin'. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

A politician does something!; Putin doesn't like birthday presents; and things not to do. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Let's happy! Minimum wage increase!; good samaritaning!; and happynews.com! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

NSA fatigue; lawsuits; and more lawsuits. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Same as it ever was; try to not try; and I am, therefore I am. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Whoops; in awe of the Voyager; and luckless x 2. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Finally! An admission of wrongdoing!; damn it millennials; and pull your pants up, or don't. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Politics, where facts go to die; interactive urinal cakes; and the Astros. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Let's Happy! Romance novels!; interstellar janitors!; and college enrollment drops! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news!

Uniquely exceptional; as our ancestors laugh; and selfies. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Let's Happy! Alan Turing!; forgive and forget!; and lions on the loose! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news!

Gold medals; gold phones; and losing phones. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Let's Happy! JLo saves some dough!; go Astros!; and self defense with flair! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news! And a special programming note at the end for you fine podcaster people.

Messin' with Texas; Trumped!; and let's Liberia! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Crystal ballin'; minimum wage; and what're the kids up to? The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Low consumer expectations; exercises in jealousy; and toasters. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Perpetually on call; laser sight to the blind; and ACA numbers. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The 43%; good news about debt!; and rock-paper-gun. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Let's Happy! The Gin and Tonic!; the Italian economic crisis!; and checking in with happynews.com! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news!

The elephant and the mouse; North Korean ice; and the hipster war on razors. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Looking for a motive; soda violence; and meteorologists saving lives. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Unintended consequences; glamping; and expensive apps. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

A fashionably late (and long-winded) explanation for the lack of podcasts recently. Newest episode up at midnight the 5th of September!

Let's Happy! Etymology!; more etymology!; and good samaritans! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news!

Show thyself!; political implications of the 'stache; and failed Santa impersonators. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Billboards; cluster bombs; and when your eyes are bigger than your mouth. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Live and let live; idol worship; and Gupta ganja! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Which state should secede?; which has the best food?; and evil croissants. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Too hot to work; the mighty bluegill; and benefits of Mario Kart. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

In pursuit of zero; Gfail; and breaking bad decisions. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Let's Happy! Quitting!; knitting!; and more knitting! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

Keepin' it cool and clever; what's in a name?; and give us your tired, your poor, your healthy. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Fool me once…; on the right track; and being grateful. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Goldsplosion!; budweisER; and lock up yer lawnmowers. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Better ways to waste money; exercises in futility; and Pastafarianism. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Be all the wife he needs!, and bringing Facebook into the real world. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Stand by your man more; the unfriendliest city in the world is…; and on amateur fish collecting. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Let's Happy! Dr. Feelguptagood!; burglars who have a heart!; and smelling like a blue pinko. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

Stand by your man; remember not to enjoy your music; and 50 shades of neopagans. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

DEA <3 NSA; Italian normalcy; and the scary night sky. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Lab grown beef, it's what's for dinner; dolphins are smart; and Vlad does it again! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

What a waste; it's what's on the outside; and bad ideas. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Prediction of a long life, and when common sense couldn't hurt. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Celebrity shopping privacy; climate change and the upsides; and the crime fighting perk of narcissism. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Let's Happy! The Dubai Diet!; Postal Service gets boozy!; and Japanese diapers! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Means to an end; the price of your privacy; and 21st century hunting. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Mistake free on Mars?; plastic palm readings; and sorry Tiger. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

We're #17!; vacation time; and bad news for the Bears. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

More days of future passed!; don't go chasing monster trucks; and cookin' on the sidewalk. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Good enough for Egypt; good coffee news; and on hipster urban yuppies. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

What a load of puffery!; how embarrassing; and bad names and worse ideas. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Let's Happy! Wet Nellie!; schooling celebrities!; and here's to potholes! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news!

Predictions of the future!; GlaxoSmithKline loves the $$; and groovy/gross phones. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Tradition! Tradition; another P.R. win for Scientology; and ambitious lawsuits. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Secret Service goes old school; dystopian tricks for quitting; and bad ideas. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Rising through merit vs heredity; trading le places; and things not to do. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Turning the tables; secret court renews secret stuff; and it's finally over. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Let's Happy! See ya later HPV!; peace out deficit!; and hello happynews.com! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Skin-deep apologies; smoking and $$; and getting inspired at work. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Party problems; what a gas; and investable assets. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Going nuclear; punishing the victim; and the baby economic boom. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

This just in, work sucks; Mexico takes the cake; and on football, fools and jackasses. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Way to go Maine!; living longer and getting lucky!; and chewing slowly! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

One man's lie is another man's job; Big Brother sinks to new heights; and looking for potty humor. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The exodus to the 21st century; political donations and poverty; and doing the crime and begging for the time. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Let's Happy! Long-distance runners vs. burglars!; nonagenerian weightlifters!; and good news for bad spellers! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

Vlad keeps it real; old habits die hard; and the price is wrong. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Assault with a stationary object; genes and the unanimous decision; and the customer complaint line. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Let's Happy! Good Mother'$ and Father'$ Day News!; healthcare costs!; and checking in with happynews.com! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

The Filibuster vs. Nature's Call; fishing made easy; and truth in campaigning. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

You're not special; Craigslist crimes; and more on toilet paper. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Worming; being nice to your ladyfriend; and cleaning the bed. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Destroying art; cronuts; and beginner's luck. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Let's Happy! Anti-Social Networking!; drinking beer to fight crime!; and $uperman! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Buying innocence; Woodrow <3 Adolf; and better 13 years too late than never. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The record's broken; the sad state of conspiracy theories; and beer can and registration please. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The price of delicacies; the Venezuelan T.P. reserve; and tips for the Post Office. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

To know, or not to know? That is the question; pricey parking; and short creativity. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Let's Happy! The truth and the light!; quick delivery!; and checking in with happynews.com! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

Drawing the liberty line; the benefits of showering; and losing money. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

A poisonous snail mail; giving aliens a bad name; and there's a hole in the bucket list. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

We don't trust Big Brother, except when it comes to watching us; booze and American Idol; and accidentally fighting crime. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Stop collaborate and get friskin'; some [electro] shockin' news; and fortune tellers and love potions. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Let's Happy! Online dating!; happy Facebook photos!; and good garage sale finds! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

Just askin' questions here; nation ranking!; and weather stuff. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Eric avoids the Pit; offers birthing advice to Kim K; and beliebs monkey style. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Wash your feet; vegetarians and long life; and the wrong address. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Turns out money helps eradicate poverty; gettin' by; and when driving gets in the way of texting. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Let's Happy! Filibuster news!; keep the beard fellas!; and checking in with happynews.com! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

Failing to understand the internet; the laments of a liberal arts major; and Han Solo 1, Captain Kirk 0. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Whoops, just kidding!; drug addicts and soda drinkers; and kissing at length in the mouth. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Another school overreacts; who doesn't like vacation; and understanding your job description. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Opinions are like ____ ; the highs and lows; and pigging out. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Let's Happy! Good news for good people!; and meditation!; and federal budget surpluses! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

Lennon and the Prius; no laughing!; and on quitting smoking. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Who are the big dogs?; call before digging; and if you want to sing out, sing out? The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Google glass creeps us out; a bar that doesn't pull a profit; and losing support. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Mark one down for sovereignty; movin' to the front of the line; and some honeymoon advice. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The art of invading privacy; technology and multitasking; and smashing the phone. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Let's Happy! Filibuster reform?!; Disney learns a lesson!; and happynews.com happies! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

Mirror, mirror off the wall; bankers in the big house; and over the line. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Super Sized Normal; debt; and really bad decisions. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The sky's no longer falling; money well spent?; and the crown royal jewels. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Food is all around; a building that's on fire; and poorly named shoes. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Let's Happy! Giving someone a shot!; good guitar news!; and it may not be a cold! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Second chances; one reason to buy a guitar; and trusting the law. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Guilty until proven guilty; if you haven't got your health…; and the 8th time's the charm. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Anonymous and the Ring of Gyges; early to bed, late to rise; and not-so-happy meals. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

A cure for existential angst; unsolicited driving advice; and maximizing your firepower. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Sno Cone Joe vs. Mr. Ding-a-Ling; why not to name your business Finders Keepers; meth + hungry = sparkle food. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Let's Happy! Party like it's 1964!; freedom and security!; and the lesson of Icarus. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

The cynics are breeding; rat burgers; and cockroaches and secretive power elites. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Staying in for the night; filibusted; and settling old debts. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Forcing the free hand; comfortable in front of the camera; and getting stood up. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Sweating the small stuff; locked and loaded for lunch; and “Holy Crap”! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Let's Happy! A degree that's worth it!; fighting back!; and sheer cleverness! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

The 6th installment of Unacceptable Gym Behavior; awkward truth in advertising; and beer pong. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

That makes a lot of sense…; all in the family; and the bottom 40%. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Good news for everyone!*; the big bucks; and keeping a secret. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news. *”Good” being defined as “not absolutely horrible”

Spiders and sunshine; Earth Day!; and pudding. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Watching what you eat; the sanctity of something; and a lousy time machine. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The 77%; the first word; and it is a crime to be beautiful. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Looking on the bright side; making a million; and fireman's poles. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The arc of technology bends towards…; beer = happy; and flattening the curve. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Don't take me to the river; hangover research; and really bad ideas. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Let's Happy! Having a conscience!; conserving!; and for the dogs! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

22nd century problems; acting opportunities; and more on Ohio schools. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Why we don't love the IRS; mohawks; and manatee gray. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

No reason to feel lonely; paying attention while driving; and having too much in common. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The sanity crushing power of satire; the taste of yellow; and difficult confessions. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

One ring to bind them…; meat drinks; and explosive taste. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Let's Happy! Counter-protesting!; letting the dogs out!; and living in luxury boxes! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news!

In praise of social media; da bombs; and benefits of a bachelor's. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The weight beneath the wings; when science sounds naughty; and egg hunts gone bad. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On shape-shifting reptilian people; romance pants; and getting ready for college. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Investing in yourself; professional cuddling; and on Humboldt bumper stickers. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Less tolerant than North Korea?; on charity; and it done caught the house. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Let's Happy! Go Scalia!; go Gosling!; and go lost camera that ended up traveling thousands of miles on its own! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Bringing back the Neanderthals; party time in Columbia; and a criminal's checklist. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The tasty fruits of spying; chop stick freedom; and it can be a small scary world. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

All apologies; gettin' loco; and everybody's friend. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Shooting the sacred cow; labeling in the free market; and no need to dodge bullets while drinking. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

What's the big deal?; keeping kids safe; and “sugar free” free cookies. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Let's Happy! Good News for pessimists!; a kind-hearted panhandler!; and Facebook brings families together! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news!

Please turn off all cell phones; it's never too late to quit; and the volume of knowledge. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

10 Years: What have we learned; why Andy talks so much; and a really good teacher. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

When 99.8% won't do; traffic court excuses; and apps vs. food. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

A nice quiet date; and on counterfeit intelligence. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

My oh myopia; dung beetles aim for the stars; and silly silly jeans. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Let's Happy! Raising a pint for raising the dead!; doing the right thing!; and on truck driving and dancing! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

Google sorry for spying; Queen Bey and PETA; and when the grass is too green. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Under cabin pressure; CO2; and on beef pies. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

College, is it worth it?; old school trumps new school; and cream for your derriere. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

No touching!; the Ukranian Navy; and costume no nos. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The cradle will rock the vote; flame retardant's not just for fires anymore; and being half-drunk on the job. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Let's Happy! Way to go Mississippi!; Ahmadinejad takes it all in stride!; and it's never too late to quit! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

Cellular and mobile emasculation; making stuff up can be fun; and restaurants to avoid. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Keeping it old school; eau de infant; and keep on running. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The Possible vs. the Probable; someone else is making a lot of money; and on Tokyo real estate. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The FBI is worried about not being able to do the job it wasn't doing; under pressure; and the crash tax. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

When “imported” may not be a good thing; fashion; and food trends in Japan. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Let's Happy! Belly Button Biodiversity!; iDeuce!; and Twins twins! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

Writing's important right?; the ground that may or may not be beneath your feet; and this hot cocoa better be good. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Blaming the parents for the punishment; big Oscar news; and Russian smokes and Italian clowns. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Let's Happy! A good dog!; pizza and guns!; Branson giving it away! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

Zero Dark Hurty; adult baby food; and 21st century strollers. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Course closed, no access; pleasing everyone; and offending no one. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Let's Happy! A Job opportunity for Humboldtians!; dignifying your name!; and good news for Disney fans. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news!

When the mighty fall; water's expiration date; and guns and roses. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Drones & Dorner; Spinal Tap not so popular in Washington state; and “acting like ladies”. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Let's Happy! Good people doing good things!; good news for multi-millionaires; and happynews.com likes it some Thin Mints. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

On the benefits of music; we're still evolving; sometimes unfortunately. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

When locksmiths have your back; the death of Muzak; and a momentous day for French pants. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Chinese Skynet; drones and fashion design; and when a foot is “not intended to be a measurement of length”. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Let's Happy! A cheaper view of the Grand Canyon!; don't use this detergent!; or eat this candy bar! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

Talkin' about the Superb Owl and divinity; the hand that is red; and a poorly named soda. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

755 is the Number of the Night; Doga, the new rage; and stuffing your pets 21st century style. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

22,000 and the revolving door; branding; and stealing chicken. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Let's Happy! Cute baby animals and surgical skills!; good news for high expectations!; and happynews.com delivers the goods! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Panetta and the Night Witches; how sleep is costing us; and sleeping like only a teenager can. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Droning on and on; when defaulting gets funny; and letting your “patriotism explode”. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Scorched Earth; napalm corn; and the Day of Conception. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Let's Happy! Water on Mars!; passing budgets!; and optimistic veggies! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

This one's for Don; bank robbers and gift horses; and the Voyager vs. the iPod. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Liestrong; like libraries but not all the books?; and news about those Brazilian dos. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The pot problem?; good news for congress folk; and on leftovers. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Let's Happy! Good Samaritan time!; good news for Alderaan; and more bon Samaritan time! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

Sick of the flu yet?; why being rich and exercising may not be good for you; and Cheetos crack the crime. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Cold calculating feet; not getting what you pay for; and a brilliantly designed alarm clock. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Let's Happy! Facebook does have a societal benefit!; good news for mustache transplant surgeons!; and checking in with happynews.com! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news!

Why trying to run people over is a bad idea; eau de play doh; and good news for orthodontists. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

With a special thanks to you podcast listeners at the end, don't be surprised it takes Andy three minutes to say “Thank You”.

Let's Happy! Doing the right thing even if it's years too late!; go Sam Acho!; and happy news about the iPhone 5! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

The low-down-no-good FISA blues, and cute but dangerous kid's toys. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The Drug War cracks down on candy; they have zoos in Russia; the Grinch making cops' lives easier. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Cognitive dissonance and 4 billion years; the price of a partridge in a pear tree; and just because they look good, doesn't mean they taste good. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Let's Happy! Good news for squeezers!; those with money to burn and bad taste!; and strip club owners! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

Christmas lights; baby names; and Twinkies. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

That's right! All Apocalypse all night! Apocalypse; Apocalypse; and more Apocalypse. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of apocalyptic news.

Thank Loki for the mistletoe kiss; on term limits; and on old-school oversharing. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Some apocalypse advice; lock up your syrup!; and a proposal gone a rye*. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news. *The misuse of the word “rye” instead of “awry” is intended for comedic effect.

The Apocalypse and Good Energy; remember the electoral college?; and a man of the cloth mimics Mike Tyson. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Let's Happy! Giving back!; good news for caviar fans!; and checking in with happynews.com! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

Letting go of childhood, or rationality; Tio de Nadal; and what being married and poison have in common. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The Drug War and “too big to jail”; the new iBreathalyzer; and the best password ever. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The apocalypse and the power of thought; evidence of unicorns!; and bad news for reality shows. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The gender implications of “thumpin” your tunes, and who wants to be a millionaire. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Scaring people away from airports; chase that NyQuil with a beer; and pulling for a miracle in South Carolina. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Let's Happy! You go NYC!; good news for bipartisanship in the afterlife!; and on identical twins! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

In praise of local musicians; the separation of church and typos; and when the hunter becomes the hunted. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Yalp! and Yelp! Watching what we say; Rocky the musical; and a holiday gift for him. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The crumbling of the fourth estate; 1 in 4 Americans have no idea what they're talking about; and on the baker's dozen. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Rules for the rule makers; good things happening to good people; and on humor from beyond the grave. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

How to punish your irritating Facebook friends; fighting fire with tasers; and on one of the few perks of being attractive. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

A Quarter Mil, the new 40,000; the sexiest man alive; and on really cool baby names. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Sloth and fillibusterin', and spies and social media. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The Christmas music has begun; a great excuse for late Xmas gifts; and on panties for dogs. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Let's Happy! Good news for caffeine junkies!; good news for some guy named Psy!; and good news for those who wander frozen potato fields! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

The 2012 Black Friday recap; when good news begs more questions; and bad news for kids and meditation. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

In Austria crime does pay; college and money; and crying oneself to sleep on a solid gold pillow. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The synod puts its foot down; an upside to the rains; and on a horrible way to spend 80 days. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The punching bag that is the 4th Amendment; stupid tattoos; and on punishing generosity. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Judges listen to the radio too; doin' the lobster kettle; and on another way cell phones can cause trouble. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Let's Happy! There's a Robert Goulet Memorial Mustached American of the Year Award!; good news for PETA and consistency; and good news for mixed messages! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

The poor man's Doogie Howser, the French prepare for a devestating tax hike, and Gus Hooker's mustache.

More unacceptable gym behavior; the benefits of an unraw food diet; and scorpions and supply and demand. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

When surveillance cameras grow legs; Anders Breivik whines for a little sympathy; and when history repeats itself. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

A place for a canine rendezvous; how our childhoods effect our politics; and soda that gets you movin'. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Coops vs. coupes; fools do feel shame; and the king of the gummy worms. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Let's Happy! Good news about horror films!; fancy credit cards!; and visiting the Taj Mahal! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

Getting ready for 1000 years of darkness; making your pets pay; and partying with your pets. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

To vote, or not to vote? is that the question?; making hair of the dog sound delicious; and a kinder form of burglary. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Let's Happy! If you drink you're smart!; forgetting you won $23 million!; and Happynews.com does it again! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

Forget the morality, it's the money; hurricanes and PR; and NO HUGGING! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

What the heck is Samhain?; faux outrage from bulls****ers; and on an age when bipartisanship is news. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Tips on getting out of work; tips on lying about how much you work; and on panda yoga. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Let's Happy! Protecting our children from stretching; good news for parents of ugly children!; and on humble NFL players! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news!

Three's a crowd; the celebrity wedding photo market is down; and you can't start a fire without a spark. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Pizza Hut trivializes politics!; another reason not to do drugs; and on amazing eyelashes. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Debates and the private sector; and the prize goes to…nobody, again; and forget moon bases, a better destination. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Zyng! Stocks and silly bets; smartphones and the ER; and engagement perks. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Let's Happy! U.S. family debt down!; upstaging the NFL!; and fatherhood and fine wines! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

Mongolia must be feeling pretty good; bad news for the insanity defence; and on eating squirrels. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Ideas for the next debate; Halloween for the dogs; and some travel recommendations. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Free Candy at the debate tonight; setting simple goals; and some grandparenting advice. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

What is the Commission on Presidential Debates?; advice to musicians; and on the latest Idol facial craze. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Greece, masters of distraction!; chocolate's good for your memory!; and on the urban park renaissance! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

The history of the treadmill; Turkmenistan and time; and on deer crossings. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

To win or not to win, is that the question?; holding old grudges; and don't always trust your GPS. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Congress does something; the upsides of losing your hair; and improving bananas. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Tips for for men wanting to live longer; there are still good people out there; and why you shouldn't eat cockroaches. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Why Obama and Romney should be utterly embarrassed; on trust in mass media; and goats save the day in Vermont. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news

Let's Happy! Apple makes a bunch of money!; obese animals have a place to go!; and on well-designed umbrellas! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

A French spy fights the “dark forces”; is it time to start hoarding bacon?; and it's still useful to know how to drive stick. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On millions and billions; Iggy Pop's fascination with dwarves; and extraterrestrial invasions and politics. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

What driving and basketball have in common; a funeral home that packs in the fun; and on warnings ignored. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Iranian news gets duped; Apple fails to sell eleventy-billion iPhones; and on squatting exes. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Let's Happy! Denmark makes Thursday's happy!; tips on surviving snake bites!; and good news for folks stuck in traffic! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

New Zealand government makes a classic blunder; interesting/illegal ways to raise money for charity; and on the latest in bagel fashion. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Coffee, the Devil's Brew; text messages get to the truth; and where cinnamon comes from. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Big Brother watches himself; expensive things you may find in animal scat Part 1; and Part 2. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Making Big Brother's life easy; and easier; and today's BIGGEST news story. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Why some hamsters love the booze; the benefits of beer and running; and on WWII and vodka. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of booze news.

Painting advice, and proposal advice. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of advice.

He's back!; the U.N. doesn't mess with Texas; and want to save money doing laundry? The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Let's Happy! A hi-tech purse!; no shame in buying the iPhone 5!; and on a baby wombat! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Hearing what we want to hear; the story of cabbage; and more on vegetables! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

GPU Update: It's complicated; sometimes crime pays; sometimes stupidity pays. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

China gets an unexpected break; on Oklahoma kindergarten dress codes; and Napoli takes Mick's advice. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Let's talk taxes!; survival SUV style; and on things you shouldn't put in your underwear. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Superheroes fighting poverty!; recycling 727s!; and on chickens and adorable kittens! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

Speculation on speculating; unnecessary titles; and on high tech tombstones. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Social media tries to make us less lonely; Andy Rooney and technology; and 60% of Americans get realistic. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

1,000 Years of Darkness: Chuck Norris vs. Otto van Bismarck; sailor mouths and the workplace; and mouse hunting Canadian style. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Organic food, kind of good for you; ebola and tourism; and banks vs. ovens. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

In some way, we're all trying to find ourselves, sometimes literally, and on whale vomit. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Good news for chocolate lovers!; kindness lives on in Kentucky!; and on flying animals! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Some business advice for newbies; Jailbreak and Back Again: An Idiot's Tale; and on the Olympic spirit. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Beijing and brain hygiene; good news for Pauly D; and sex dolls for car safety! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

One reason (of many) why carjacking isn't a good idea, and Yo no quiero TaCo, o LiLo, o KimYe. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Smash the mirror; judges weep for the future; and running with beer. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Let's Happy! Beanie Babies and Philanthropy!; a nice fix for potholes!; and good news for wannabe superheroes! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Lance Armstrong and the broader implications; “Get Rich Quick” companies lose a lot of money; and Twilight gets a valedictorian in trouble. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

HSU, hazing, and cynicism; don't worry, be happy; and a nail polish takes a clue from Arrested Development. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On skinny dipping; tips on increasing your memory; and the Super Bowl of the strip world. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Why guns have safeties; new uses for bug spray; Meth + Crisco = Party. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Let's Happy! Facebook now allows you to delete photos!; a beer and a shot in the Alps!; and getting 5,000 ducks in a row! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

Got a log in your eye? Don't worry about it; kids snoring linked to being little brats; and the ketchup patent infringement wars begin. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The Swiss play football? Oh, that kind of football; octopi, cockroaches, and presidential elections; and Beverly Hills cracks down on the cell phones. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news

Another Palme d'orehead award given out; clean hands and a bad heart; and Miley Cyrus finds out her fans are nuts. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Who's to blame for oil prices?; a school in LA wins the palm on forehead award; and the ultra-Orthodox like the blurry ladies. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On children's suffrage; one way to leave your lover; and on the price of ponytails. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Let's Happy! Coolest parents ever!; NBC likes the babes!; and smiling is good for you! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Social media, the Olympics and expectations of privacy; campaign ads backfiring?; and Twitter can affect gas prices. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Legos, peanuts, and nasal cavities; Rip Torn may ask himself, “Well, how did I get here”; and on black bear misdemeanors. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The value of 1 oz. of family falls to $1500; Tennessee protects the Constitution from itself; and a lawsuit that defies imagination. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The Olympics! Baseball vs. Trampolining; Super PACS and the 57%; and a new, sad use for hoodies. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Eric defends China!; bargains for miles!; and when an A+ just isn't good enough. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Let's Happy! Money from the past!; sprucing up funeral homes!; and good news for insomniacs! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

When facts and reality get in the way of politics; British PM forced to answer a silly question; and real estate tips. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Eric reopens the Florida Files*: If you lived in Florida what would you trade for a 1999 Dodge Dakota?; in Florida tricycles = toilets; and Florida cops can't grow beads. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news. *Eric is not in fact disgusted with the state of Florida no matter how much it sounds to the contrary

On eating the hand that feeds you; how many people does it take to rescue a sex doll?; and Operation Teddy Bear Drop. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The little tank that could; countries that have the shortest work weeks; and why you should be scared of television. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Scottsdale screams about ice cream; ain't not going back to jail no more; your not going to believe Erics a grammar snob, and job creators, their snobs too. The Night Show, hopefully not you're only source of news.

Marriage advice from kids!; winning a free wedding!; and giving instead of receiving on a birthday! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

Mitt alienates the all-important British vote; some snazzy Olympic outfits; and got a case of the Mondays? no you don't scientists say. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Eric loves the bacon; the boy with the dragon tattoo; and on German small business start ups. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

An Olympic-sized headache; on fleeing from fire; and playing with fire. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Pigskin is king in Happy Valley; the poor airlines scrape by with billions; and JLo goes for a raise. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Great whites, surfers, and Siegfried & Roy; O Canada; and if flies had boots, they'd better knock them quietly. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Let's Happy! Happy cows come from California, and drunk cows come from France!; a SoCal man dreams big!; and on “green opium”!* (9:10p). The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news. *Andy is still unsure why golf in China is referred to as “green opium”.

Beards and Bikinis; the world we can't see; and what Apple can't see. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Rushing to judgment; LeBron brought to you by Doritos?; and another phone application takes the fun out of lying. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On excellent horse-like ladies; looking under Iraq's couch cushions; and Norwegians have us scratching our heads. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Your morning routine may take longer than you think, and airplanes, pizza, and needles. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Think Congress sucks? Get ready for proof; bad news for dentists; and on taking money from a child. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On the coolest boss in the world!; lying still easy to detect!; and a solution for toe-besity! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news!

Hawaii $5-0 [billion]; cannibals, cults and sorcerers oh my!; and the stink that broke the camel's nose. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Political Ads and Truth, mutually exclusive?; your favorite films in Feel-Around; and good news if you're rich and hate standing up to shower. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

What color are good ideas?; disc golfing gets weird in Maine; and on bad reelection strategies. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Free market solutions to shore up municipal budgetary woes, and clues to when it's time to put the phone down. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

In Afghanistan, it take one to tango; a lifeguard gets fired for guarding lives; and the sights, sounds, and smell of a rock concert. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Happy Edition! A small Alaskan town gets free happy food!; good news for Travis Decker!; and bacon ice cream lovers rejoice! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

More clues it might be 2012 in Saudi Arabia; less of us drive to work than you think; and something that's worse than a talkative neighbor on a plane. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

In a rare and profound insight, Andy discovers our beaches look way more beautiful without trash everywhere; Iditarod and THC; and iSmell. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

You may be working overtime without knowing it; renaming Big Ben; and a wedding ring that says “I don't trust you”. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Polonius, Laertes, and your FICO score; farewell to 8 bit camouflage; and on straying too far from the lesson plan. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

A new happy toilet!; a happy town in Kentucky!; and 50 happy sandwiches for 50 happy states!. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

How to lose friends and irritate people (7:10p); in Sweden they sit down (8:10p); and they work “a lot” (9:10p). The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

SCOTUS, health care, and South Africa; more on “reality” television; and restaurants to avoid. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

One big reason not to fear the U.N.; bad news for you fit healthy people; phone apps that show what a dumb world we live in. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

What's more important than a child's safety? Marriage silly!; a few things worse than serving time; and fast food and the Olympics. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The First Lady Friend of France; on zeppelins and other German things filled with too much gas; and the Kindness of America. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Let's Happy! A guy gets an air conditioner!; Cory Booker saves another life; and Hot Wheels get real! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

Do gaffes matter; once a schedule 1 always a schedule 1; and good news about oil! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Contempt for Congress; Congress does something; and why only strippers should impersonate law enforcement officials. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Why are we worrying about the E.U.?; why the Chinese are worried about pollution; and why early risers shouldn't worry. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of worry.

Dan Roberts, Norm Solomon, and Santa Claus; rethinking incest; and 1 in 5 Americans mistakes community pools for toilets. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

World Police! Shades of Grey; the benefits of spray tanning; and the most expensive summer camp ever. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Happy Edition with Pizza Vending Machines!; Papooses!; and Bride Shortages! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

On a nation of shareholders; the Master Card Commonwealth of Common People?; and on creative alternatives to the sick day. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Good news about the price of raising a kid!; Saudi Arabia and nail polish; and a little common sense goes a long way, although it may be illegal. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Don't like it? Vote it away; on Polish and Ukranian friendly footballers; and an app that makes hooking up way easier bro! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

If it's not worth it, is it still corruption?; another reason not to over share; and Venetians tell the Church to pipe down. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Health Costs > Income Growth!; someone's getting rich and ain't you; and a dog cheers Andy up. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The addiction of narcissism; glasses for narcissists; and Andy wonders about a certain 20% of people. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

China cleverly rebrands “censorship” as “order”; the political implications of landlines; and Andy's found a clock he doesn't want, and can't afford. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Do rights always have to come with responsibilities?; New York City reminds us they're insane; and Andy talks Facebook and divorce. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On willful and accepted suspensions of the belief in reality (7:10p); let's take it easy on the bottled water already (8:10p); and Andy smells books (9:10p). The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

You know Andy's all about the Diamond Jubilee; on Barry Manilow, Billy Ray Cyrus and Sesame Street; and are men 10-20% grosser than women? The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

70% of Americans on the right track feel America's on the right track; a new type of pot that'll still be illegal for some reason; and galactic collisions keep Andy up at night. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

To celebrate the 300th Moments with Andy podcast, Andy will journey back in time; pat himself on the back; and gaze longingly at his own reflection. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of self-congratulatory windbaggery.

On property rights and climate change; if Andy could skate, here's a hockey team he wouldn't play on; and sometimes it's okay to make exceptions. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news

Google, don't be evil; you mean cavity searches aren't totally routine and happenstance?; and Andy gets worried when detergent looks delicious. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Andy goes negative; takes a chin plant; and talks school suspensions. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

How is Germany making us look bad!?; sometimes the best lessons are the hardest to learn; and Andy addresses false advertising. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On the most important critical times we always now live in; an 18-year old mind and $200 make the rest of us look bad; and Andy's advice on cleaning your pets. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

This Just In! Congress shocked to learn it is expected to do things; Lysol can't clean dirty dancing; and Andy gives more advice to criminals. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On Humboldt IINOs (Independents in Name Only); the Brazilians throw down; and Andy learns cinema etiquette. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On willful ignorance vs. willful inefficiency; Andy talks celebrity gossip; and fake ID fiascos. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On changing demographic trends; a bird smarter than Andy; and speed traps. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Eclipses!; why you gents should eat your yogurt; and on creepy things in food that make Andy feel ill. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On hoodies and IPOs you shouldn't care about; money and happiness; and one reason Andy thinks about losing weight. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On the politicization of facts; Andy wonders what happens to Facebook pages when you die; and marital problems in Wisconsin. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Astronomy time!; Mayan Calendar time!; and Andy talks Swedish underwear. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Harry Reid accidentally says something very interesting; and another reality show Andy thinks will suck. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On Joey the Shark and political calculations; Andy wishes Mark Zuckerburg a happy birthday; and unhappy fish. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

An incarcerated felon almost beats President Obama in the West Virginia primary; robbery, fumigation, and XBoxes; and Eric talks bras.

For Mother's Day, Andy gives his Mother the best gift of all, the chance to talk to the world about how she tried to kill him once.

On taking a conspiracy theory and doubling down on it; and following in Dad's footsteps. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Vladimir Putin supports term limits?; when the cure is worse than the ailment; and Andy talks extinction. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

It's getting tougher for 14-year olds to find work; if you believe it, live like it; and Andy likes unstationary stationary bikes. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Climate Change and the Association Fallacy; French taxes; and why Andy recommends not stealing a GPS device. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Afghanistan, phew, only 12 more years to go; does cleverness have an expiration date; and on something that may cheer Andy up. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

More on depressed animals; a 14-year old wise beyond her years; and if driving and texting isn't enough for you, Andy's got you covered. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Bravo Iceland, bravo; Andy's found a way around rejection; and on Romania's helmet laws. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Go thee forth and spread thy stress to the creatures of the Earth; Andy has kind words for the TSA; and on the Taliban's best and brightest. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Andy tries to talk Babs down; stealing memories; and “Help” says Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're his only hope. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The dying art of filibustering; a lawsuit Andy hopes McDonald's will win; and a good eye pays off. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Will Smith, Enrico Fermi, and Andy's pessimism; OD'ing on Coke; and travelling at the speed of love. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

MF Global, white collars, and shell games; understanding the Middle East; and Andy thinks Mexico City's on to something. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Andy asks, “Are there upsides to car chases?”; and Go Granny Go! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Photos in the L.A. Times beg a larger question; economists weigh in on pot legalization; and a village name Andy can't pronounce. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On political heroes and villains; the anti-PETA bump; and Andy loves bumper stickers and irony. the Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Why it's okay to be offensive; on words that offend Andy; and a Danish lottery mishap. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

What someone else's dog says about you; on consumer spending and selling out; and Andy's new reason to drink vodka. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The political implications of Ziggy Stardust; sounds like “corruption”; and Andy looks into circumcisional litigation. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Andy and Tennessee know a thing or two about “gateway sexual activities”; dieting advice; and on prom kilts. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Kim Jong Un, keepin' it crazy; Andy laughs at a stranger; and the London Olympics are 34 years too late. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

It's not just the U.S. that thinks privacy is a hassle; Andy finds new ways of funding vacations; and guess what you can't bring to the convention in August. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Billboards, hating the sin but not the sinners; on what should really scare Allen West; and something Andy wishes he knew while in school. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Eric talks RVs and Gentlemen's Clubs; laughs at Scotland's food safety standards; and laughs at British cuisine. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

General Election Time = More Time to treat voters like idiots; Andy is impressed by Kris Humphries; and on a strange break in. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On the U.S., Afghanistan, and satire; drug gangs and the Pope; and Andy awards the first ever City Manager of the Year prize. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On journalism, Mike Wallace, and endangered species; sticking up for children of broken homes; and Andy talks “butt lifts”. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On the Supreme Court and strip searches; wanting an iPad too much; and Andy talks love and backstabbing. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On our Pacific Coast and murals; Andy wonders about golf; and common sense driving advice. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Night Show Tonight: Eric talks Canadian traffic regulations; you can pick your partner, but not your family; and on butt-dialing. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

More on Pink Slime and the Free Market; a PowerPoint presentation gone awry; and Andy now knows why weddings have security guards. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

How well was your car marketed to you?; and Andy's found another dumb reality T.V. show. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Cries of judicial activism from a surprise corner!; a bumper sticker Andy hopes he doesn't understand; and on a treehouse of worship. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On why arguing with your kids may be a good thing; guess who might be working at your local sweater factory; and Andy's shopping for coffins. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On golf clubs and sausage parties; once an astronaut always an astronaut?; and on Andy's new favorite pair of pants. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

“Maybe Citizens United can create jobs!” Andy thinks; helicopter parents; and on not so subtle smuggling. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On a group of people Americans uniformly can't stand; Andy looks at the difference between Martians and Venutians; and a man sues Google. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Andy fearfully updates his fashion; another reason to be thankful for living in Humboldt; and a brilliant idea for festival season. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On accidentally telling the truth; when you should turn your microphone off; and Andy's not the only one who doesn't like Super PACs. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On militia groups; sometimes it doesn't hurt to ask; and Andy's amazed at what appears on the black market*. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news. *Not that he knows

On the religion of politics and the politics of religion; Andy's a party pooper; and an Arkansawyer's poor understanding of “evidence”. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Andy attempts to understand what the ICC considers success; birthers don't like Mormons either?; and on what European Chess and a Connecticut School District have in common. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

When job interviews become invasive; Israel vs. Kate Moss?; and Andy likes his vodka with rocks and protein. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On war; Facebook and narcissism, a new study; and Andy's full of bad promotional ideas. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Pink Slime is delicious and cheap!; toilet paper ain't cheap; and Andy may not be a great driver but he's no fool. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Why are we talking about pornography again?; on a psychiatric disorder that Andy thinks might make life a bit easier; and a reason to get in the storage unit business. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

When the dinner party's over and you're asked to leave, should you?; Andy caves in and talks Jersey Shore; and on texting mishaps. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Science, thing or process?; proof that privacy policies are a waste of time; and Andy knows Mitt's full name, do you?. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On the historic Yemeni election; is it wrong to vote for someone “like you”?; and another reason why Andy thinks skinny jeans are a bad idea. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On China's military spending; why your “friends” may be your “unfriends”; and why Andy may soon clean his room. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Minneapolis sets a pretty low bar for propaganda; on asteroids; and someone's getting rich and it ain't Andy. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On privacy and cell phones; bad news for the Vatican; and Andy's cooking advice. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Eric pities a poor lottery winner who only owns two houses; on binge drinking, Ambien, and droppin' anchor; and TUNA. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Andy plays around with jobs numbers; on striking gold; and driving advice. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Andy pretends to be part of the “elite” media; unbeknownst to everyone, the price of pot is way up; and that may be why folks are stealing tomatoes. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On why the GOP may want to stop making fun of Ron Paul; why Andy (and Brad Pitt) have a beard; and on South Carolina and premarital sex. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Bad news for the 5th amendment; good news for Kentucky; and Andy's not sure the “I have plenty of minority friends” defense is valid. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On Afghanistan and fishing; if your job requires hormone supplements, Andy thinks something might be wrong; and on bone marrow and karma. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Andy wonders if he should be allowed to vote; on boxing and anger management; and a court ordered date night. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Why Blue Ivy leads Andy to believe there's something wrong with us; and on American electorate fantasies. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Should bribery still be illegal? Andy weighs in; 43% of Americans have such a bad idea, it just might be good; and bar owners can breathe a sigh of relief. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The birther thing is still an issue; it seems only Californians like California; and Andy's knows how he wants to be put to rest. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Andy's found a way to save us $1.5 billion; it's all fun and video games until someone gets hurt; and an economic analysis of the Death Star. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Syria and the Tulip; Andy is afraid of the Girl Scouts; and on fraternities and bottle rockets. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

For President's Day Andy looks to Ike; one way to chase your dreams; and on family traditions. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On bumper stickers and Edward R. Murrow; teen pregnancy rates in the U.S.; and Andy knows why the TSA is smiling. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Google loves them some cookies; Iceland deals with inbreeding; and Andy wonders about pop stars and the definition of perfume. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On Shakespeare and Google; and Andy talks karma. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

A Virginia school district blames the bullied; a Michigan school district thinks it's still 1965; and Andy talks Costco. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

More on Lunar Colonies and Andy's disturbing indifference; ask your doctor if psilocybin may be right for you; and on political donations. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Can Andy compare the Prop. 8 decision to football? He'll try; e-Book makers lament the fact that e-Books aren't books; and you shouldn't play with your food, but should you laugh at it?. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Space, the final frontier, but can we afford it?; obesity rates are rising, but not ours; and Andy discovers why crazy and karaoke don't always work together. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Andy looks at the Mayan calendar and tries to find planet Nibiru; on “suspicious behavior”; and numbers that look good for someone, but not us. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On low-budget Russian attack ads; Saudi Arabian logic confounds Andy again; and on America's broadening tolerance for presidential candidates. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On the Ladder of Success and the Myth of Infinity; Science vs. an old stereotype; and Andy thinks you should trademark your child's name. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

A billion dollars here, a billion dollars there…on the DoD and chump change; guess what America's most hated company is; and Andy thinks Casper may have a less than friendly cousin. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Moments with Anonymous, on the age of pseudonyms; Great Britain deals with a “no-brainer”; and on what Stephen Hawking can't figure out. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The Strait of Hormuz, Iran, Oman!; Andy's found a way to almost be a part of the 1%; and one reason it may not be cool to have a building named after you. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Google already knows you want them to follow you; good news and bad news about the War on Drugs; and Andy warns you that headphones + train may = death. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Andy walks a half mile in someone else's shoes; a victory for that 4th amendment thingy; and Shreveport, La. declares war on pajamas. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On Joe Paterno, exit polls, and journalism; who does Bain Capital want as president?; and Andy's found a real sh*thole of a restaurant. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Newt can thank John King for South Carolina; maybe sharing isn't always caring; and Andy loves him some juice box. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

After eleventy-thousand debates, Andy's still not sure which candidate to support; how much would you sell your first-born son for?; and what would you do for a chicken nugget? The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On Martin Luther King Jr.'s last dream; Andy talks snakes; and sheep. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Women and children first, but why?; Andy offers fundraising advice; and on Acts of God. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On vultures and cannibals; an “avoid the ghetto” phone application; and Andy laughs at the King. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Andy talks Independents, the underdogs that shouldn't be; and marijuana defense, smurf style. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Andy's not tired of the elephants, but of the circus; on an actor who dislikes actors; and an actor who dislikes classes. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

After the Iowa Caucus, we ask what the hell is a caucus? and does it serve a purpose?; without tasting their food, Andy finds a New Hampshire restaurant he likes; and rumors of the “Oily Man”. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

When video surveillance may be a good thing; a study (NOT ANDY) says thinner wives make happier husbands; and overweight husbands better bring home the bacon. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On the Kepler space telescope and John Lennon; retirement in America; and Andy thinks baseballs bats should have warning stickers. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

What GlaxoSmithKline does, does not “reflect who they are today”; one good reason to call off a wedding; and Andy talks Gladiator's Hammer. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Andy believes secret government chemicals are making us overweight; 2011 was almost the year of the Yeti; and on thinking big in the new year. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Andy on the cost of marriages; is it ever too late to get divorced?; and on words that should disappear. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Andy and a CEO on the same “page” regarding email etiquette; on a decent criminal; and a not so bright one. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Punk music vs. Theocracy; you'd better have two working legs to visit Starbucks; and Andy is impressed by the Royal Family. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Would you rather pay $285 million than admit a mistake?; on something that should have never ever happened; and Andy has marketing advice for local microbreweries. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

MF Global and bankers help “unconfuse” things for us; and Andy's no longer bummed he didn't get a Lamborghini from Santa. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Let us not confuse “soul” with “soles”; a holiday story that even warmed Andy's cold little heart; and who doesn't love ice cream? 40,000 pounds of it. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

More on common sense and the NFL; guess who discriminates and why it may not bother you; and Andy declares a “War on Rust”. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The FAA, way behind the common sense curve; apparently the Secret Service checks Facebook; and one option Andy's glad his car didn't come with. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On Ron Paul and why the GOP is upset with Iowa voters; Amazon needs your help undermining local business; and Andy wonders which is worse, Yoga or Harry Potter. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Andy supports the troops more than you; on truth in advertising; and why Hanukkah Harry and Santa may want to trim the beards back. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The “Great Successor” greatly creeps Andy out; some obvious retail advice; and 24% of people dread seeing their family for the holidays. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

With rights come responsibility, right?; got a smart kid? keep 'em away from the drugs they want; and Andy's not so sure God's worried about the number 666. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Oh Mitt, you're so sneaky; a racist woman in Cincinnati discovers she's not funny; and Andy spends less than 81 minutes a day on personal grooming. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Night Show Tonight: Libertarians vs. Libertarianism; unattractive guys think attractive women want them; and Andy remembers how big the solar system is. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Andy questions Lowe's business model; on Virginia's Skeleton Santa and the 1st Amendment; and at least Lexington, KY has a sense of humor. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Andy looks at two stories from the Middle East that test his cultural relativism. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Is Mitt Romney rich? You bet. Guess who else is; if you're still reading this, Andy talks attention spans; and on parental outsourcing. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Architectural firms are still designing rectangular buildings?; Andy finds a genetic explanation for why he does the Night Show; and how much do you think the Royal Wedding cost? The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

In an age of collecting friends, why don't we have any real ones?; Santa's new corporate beard; and Andy's advice for your DUI hearing. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Something actually uplifting; something not so uplifting; and Andy likes cheese, but not this cheese. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

God's hedging his/her bets on the GOP nomination; not only does Santa wear long sleeves in Arizona, but he also loves guns; and Andy has more relationship advice for you. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Andy brings you the Judicial Edition! On Gingrich and Judges; on Jurors and Facebook; and totally unrelated, sad facts about Pop Music. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of judicial news.

Herman Cain is out; on Guantanamo and pain killers; and a cowboy may have taken Andy too seriously. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

New boss same as the old boss?; how your iPhone may save your life; and Andy brings you a programming note! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Sometimes people forget it's the 21st century; Albert Einstein on Joe Paterno; and Andy talks panda poo. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

What do Sparboe Farms, Congress, HP, and responsibility have in common?; on a thief who understands responsibility; and Andy finds a labrador, a very very smart labrador. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Congress again makes Andy mad (7:10p); the loss of Bryan Osper makes him very sad (8:10p); and then he thanks you (9:10p). The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of emotionally unbalanced news.

On football and celebrations; the GOP has a new frontrunner this week; and Andy thinks Mexico City is on to something. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On the Ibrahim Prize for Achievement in African Leadership; marketing to 3-year-olds; and the nation trends to something Andy's been doing for a long time now. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On Black Friday; Andy discovers a new get-rich-quick scheme; and on the “I'd card my own Mother” philosophy. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news

Why you shouldn't put jewelry in food; on the pleasantries of federal prison; on Mr. Hubbs, Dr. Pepper, and Eric's bladder. The Night Show, hopefully your only source of news.

Eric talks unicorn meat!; his favorite toy as a kid? The “Bag o' Glass”; and Darth Vader spotted in Ukraine. The Night Show with Eric, hopefully your only source of news.

Irony (noun) - Writing a letter to the editor trying to limit free speech; cellphones in N. Korea? That'll be the day; and Andy scares himself thanks to a European law. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On American exceptionalism; Andy looks at Congress' approval ratings; and friends don't let friends murder their exes. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Family politics and how it relates to the supercommittee; on Black Friday; and when Andy wants marriage advice, yup he turns to Kim K. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Training troops, how long does it take?; on creepy advertising; and Andy thought tomatoes were fruits. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Waterboarding, here we go again; if Andy was a woman he'd stop drinking soda; and get ready for sweet sweet irony. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On Occupy Eureka and picking one's battles; “Naked Marriages” may not mean what you think it means; and Andy finds a motorcycle he doesn't want. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On Joe Pa and common sense, Andy weighs in; more on Penn State; and on texting and grammar. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Herman Caine and Occupy Eureka, staying on message?; Andy succumbs to talking about the “Michael Jackson trial”; and one reason to work on penmanship. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On Joe Frazier, the Thrilla in Manila, and gladiators; what polygamists can do to stop creeping us out; and Andy on “Pillow Talk”. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Common sense in politics brought to you by the “Nuclear Option”; Discovery Channel vs. History Channel, donkeys and elephants weigh in; and Andy has found lollipops that will give you chicken pox. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On the demand for illegal immigration; finally, an iPad Andy wants; and on a wedding no no. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On the “Move Your Money” movement; job creation in Florida; and why Andy is now scared of Trick or Treaters. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

MF Global big wigs bet big and go down hard; Andy thanks Harold Camping; and on Wisconsin, guns, and church. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Why we should leave Halloween to the kiddos; on the supercommittee on debt reduction and why Andy hates being right; and when is it appropriate to sag? The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The World population is now 7 billion, discuss; want to live longer? smile more; and Andy has scary news, Kim Kardashian is single again. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news. *Oh. Happy Halloween Kiddos!

Are big banks taking advantage of you?; love in the time of iPhones; and Andy finds one reason swing sets are generally found at children's playgrounds. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On Saudi royal succession; Andy looks up the definition of infallibility; and numbers concerning global wealth. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Herman Cain's smoking ad goes viral; Andy apparently makes less money than dead people; and Elvis has left the building. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On GPS devices, the female voice, and sad news for fathers; Andy doesn't trust a new Gallup poll; and are credit default swaps a thing of the past? Sadly, no. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Laziness brings Andy one step closer to mainstream America!; the Pope helps us realize something we should have already known; and Democrats and Republicans agree on something. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The Mad Dog and Libyans; on Iraq and nation building at home; and Andy looks into the finances of a Utah man and the Tooth Fairy. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On regulations, lions, tigers, and bears; Facebook vs. Coitus in America; and while Andy is preparing to ascend to the heavens tonight, he would like to thank you for all the support. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On Romney, Obama, and Wall Street Moo-lah; does Facebook actually create jobs?; and Andy is made uncomfortable by a few Philadelphia Flyers fans. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Stevie Wonder has Andy thinking of Plato and The Good Life; the FLDS gets creepy; and on jailers and SAT scores. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On apples and false idols; the “Patriotism God Gap”; and Andy brings you the 6th installment of Unacceptable Gym Behavior. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On economic growth and the body mass index; Harold Camping reminds Andy it's time to ask for a raise; and on traffic signs for drunk drivers. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On a royal Bhutan wedding and GDP vs. GNH; how much would you pay for a lollipop?; and Andy has learned something about sting operations. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On gold and fiat currency; forget an anniversary? Andy's got an excuse for you; and on drugs. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The upside to junk mail; Andy talks superheroes; and on the wonders of technology crap. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On the Values Voter Summit; Scalia and Federal Drug Policy; and Andy talks about the number 86. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

New numbers on the Death Penalty; sadly, life imitates art; and Andy looks into the future of civilization. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On a truly “American Century”; Andy pretends to be your mother for a little bit; and on Chem Trails, Lee Harvey Oswald, the Pyramids and the Moon Landing! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Andy loses one of his favorite excuses; new numbers on marriage; and on a strange type of body armor. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Who is it okay for the U.S. to kill?; things get weird with Anderson Cooper and skateboards; and Andy tries to remember something about sticks and stones. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Supreme Court politics and pot; why being embarrassed may find you a mate; and Andy thinks gangs are ______. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On mistakes and realism; Denmark throws the craziest fairs; and Andy has discovered a strange and uneffective way to seduce women. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Beware! Andy waxes poetic and motivational; on King Abdullah; and on mountain lions and Jerry Brown. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The RNC chair wants more G.O.P. candidates to ignore; the downside to OnStar tracking you; and Andy again tries to understand the irrational. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news

Welcome to the 21st century Saudi Arabia; on bad ideas and insanity; and Andy finds out even Gumby's down on his luck. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On toddlers, tiaras, and censorship; some good and bad news for sci-fi fans; and Andy has more parenting advice. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On protecting children from information; Herman Cain and media's failings; and if you're trying to find a date, Andy's got some bad advice for you. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Night Show Tonight: Andy talks 17th century Japanese firearm history; on felonmatch.com, lookout ladies!; and why you shouldn't eat dumpling quickly. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Who thought the number 72 billion could make Andy weep?; do presidents have to look presidential?; and on a really, really bad health idea. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On binge-drinking and divorce; it's a bird, it's a plane, holy sh*t! it's a satellite; and Andy finds another reason not to outsource. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On fashion at the Emmys or Rolling Stone Magazine's “pornifying” of female musicians; Andy talks visual pollution of the environment; and on a rich kid. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On Motorcycle clubs; Andy's impressed by Netflix sticking to their guns; and on corn sugar (a.k.a. corn syrup). The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Andy tries to makes sense of an irrational world; on the usual suspects; and bad news for the Australian navy. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On talking snakes in Missouri; Andy discovers one thing Madge and Babs have in common; and if you want nice skin, grab a snail. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Can we learn something from Iceland? Should we?; Andy finds an interesting lawsuit regarding DNR orders; and one on “husbandly duties”. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

If you go to court, Andy encourages you to wear your nicest sports jersey; on great whites and blog comments; and a clever way to avoid medical bills. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On rotten apples and Ferndale Football; adenine, guanine and E.T.; and Andy's not sure Brad Pitt's a hero. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On Romney, Perry and those other folks; Andy's found a way to speed up a jury trial; and on poor flight etiquette. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On faith in the American voter; do people laugh at you because you still read newspapers?; and on skim milk. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Do we get punished for being responsible spenders?; Andy finds out that coffee has been lying to him; and he doesn't have kids, but if he did, he wants this one. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

By way of Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn, Andy wishes you a happy and relaxing Labor Day. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of literary reflection.

Andy tries to justify his isolationism; he focuses on the wrong details in a robbery story; and are you benefiting from a government social program? The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On opium and math skills; why you don't throw rocks at cars; and Andy tries to fleece money out of Abercrombie & Fitch. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On tax loopholes and patriotism; Andy's found out why you don't mess with Italian friars; and when the mailbox really begins to stink…. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On money and politics; unemployment and facial hair; and Andy talks speedos and jobs. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

An apology related to “bath salts”; on a man named Larry that Andy's unfortunately not related to; and on Rest Stop hijinx!. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

If you're writing a letter to the editor, try and tone down the crazy; Indonesia gets desperate in attempts to be intolerant; and Andy wonders if shooting guns from your bed is a good idea. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Oh GQ Magazine, how I hate thee; Andy has a request for God; and when the police ask you to come pick up your cocaine, pretend it's not yours. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Facebook attempt to gets a little less creepy; guess who has a crush on Condoleeza Rice?; and Andy brings you breaking news in the meat-flavored potato chip world. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Are we becoming a nation of renters? And is that a bad thing?; on a fortune-telling scandal; and Andy is glad someone actually got fined for littering. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Andy tries not to tear up (again) while speaking of the beauty of nature and the cosmos; can we learn anything from the spanking the Swedes gave Saab?; and on why it may difficult to hunt bears when there are none left. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Who's going to church nowadays? Maybe not who you think; Andy compares “The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly” to “Rise of the Planet of the Apes”; and why breastfeeding dolls weird him out. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On political gaffes and why they're not that important; Andy wonders if political affiliation corresponds to panhandling; and on meth and tombstones. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Nice guys finish second to last according to a new study; on diabetes, porn and the death penalty!; and Andy discovers there's a patron saint of genital disease. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Music, the soundtrack to our lives. Discuss; T.V. can shorten your life expectancy; and Andy wonders how much you'd pay for Freedom. Or America. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

New Congressional Super Committee + Special Interests = Andy Sad; on Cross City, FL; and how to throw police dogs off your scent. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Do Americans deserve good jobs? Part I; Part II; and when the “outsourcer” becomes the “outsourcee”. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

California may not be an “honor state” but that may be a good thing; Andy and Lebanon disagree on the definition of “high-security”; and on a criminal in search of a heart. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Do you know the credit rating of your kid's school district?; on the correlation of education and classy alcohol; and Andy's found something on a plane that would bother him more than a crying child. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On the stock market and games of chance; for the first time, Andy's disappointed in Kern County reporting; and why “jailbreak” usually refers to breaking “out” of jail. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On Warren Jeffs: Can't God find a less creepy mouthpiece?; Andy explains why you shouldn't drive on a suspended license; and on another dumb criminal. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

It's history time! On California and the Electoral College!; cartoons and the NSA; and Andy realizes that money can't buy you love, but it sure can buy you Prozac. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Logic according to Andy - If Icelandic music festivals + Crowdsourcing + Gandhi, than the U.S. is too large; what can you learn about someone on Facebook?; and how the economy affects the Tooth Fairy. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On a pretty bland parade in Sao Paulo that Andy wouldn't want to attend; how do Americans feel about smoking in public?; and one thing that Harvard and McDonalds have in common. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Night Show Tonight: On Defense Department budget cuts and Afghanistan's GNP; Andy ponders the difference between being “happy” and “proud”; and should women serve in combat units? The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Small Business vs. Big Business: Where are the jobs and the money?; Andy encourages women to be pickier; and on fat cats, literally. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On cigarette packaging and IQ levels; how would you rate God's performance lately?; and Andy has more advice for criminals. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On Norwegians, Love, Tolerance, and Unity; a poll about politicians and health care; and Andy has one reason why playing with guns in bed is a bad idea. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On JP Morgan Chase reminding us why we're poor; Andy is impressed by an Iranian woman's actions; and an Irish golfer's words. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On Cuba and white-collar crime; Andy looks at clouds and Luke Howard's life; and on a good Samaritan. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On polygamy, heaven, and threatening juries; the science of crying; and if Andy had a yacht, it would be built of dinosaur bones. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On fools who love felons; Andy on Apple and his disdain for technology-marketing hype; and robbery and…um, sex dolls. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On the Zadroga Act and how it makes Andy sad; the 5th installment of Unacceptable Gym Behavior; and why it doesn't always pay to be a considerate person. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

One more reason to be upset with airlines; Andy wonders why dogs enjoy rubbing up on dead animals; and a new (and bad) study is out about women and sexting. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Andy speaks in praise of Love, Plato and drinking parties; 7 reasons to cancel your credit card; and on the “I thought it was my garage” defense. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Night Show Tonight: Video-taped executions, good idea or bad?; Andy doesn't give a hoot about Kate's wedding dress; and on the free market and getting old. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Night Show Tonight: News of the World, Rupert Murdoch, and Hair!; on Andy's first ride in a Prius; and Lady Gaga vs. Adele. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Bi-Weekly vs. Fortnightly and Eric takes a dump on the Queen's English; the fall of the Berlin Wall and naked overweight Germans; and the ghetto version of the Loch Ness Monster upsets Eric. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Night Show Tonight: Why baseball catchers aren't good role models; a wannabe terrorist gets all whiny; and a study explains why Andy's mustache “covaries” with a good marriage market for women. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Andy reflects on California; South California; and why gang signs are stupid. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Eric fills in for Andy and discusses flat screen TVs for everyone; Herman Caine and losing an arm in a machine known as “The Hobart”; and his fashion preference for saggy pajama pants. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

When the Chinese Military General agrees with Andy you know that's not good; more on Betty Ford; and on Casey Anthony's disguises. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On icebergs and the debt ceiling; at what point does self-defense turn into a celebration?; and Andy's found a new use for his cell phone. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Afghanistan, British Royalty, Casey Anthony and a wonderful cartoon; on banning children from restaurants; and Andy has advice for bank robbers. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

When Tea and Latte Parties unite; Andy looks at a new big fat report; and on Ford vs. Chevrolet, and ice cream and cake. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Special Historical Figures Edition - Andy looks at the Dalai Lama; Betty Ford; and Pope Pius XII. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of historical insight from a rock DJ.

On News of the World (not the Queen album); a PTA Ponzi scheme; and Andy wonders y Pres O. cant fix economy n 140 char. or less. The Night Show, hopefully not ur only source o' newz.

Andy talks, the nation listens*; on the Halperin-Wallace apologies; and who looks to “Real Housewives” for relationship advice?. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news. *Not Intended to be a Factual Statement

Is your boyfriend thick as a brick? If so, Andy has advice for you; on Russians, geocentrism, and the Civil War; and the Worst Principal of the Year. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Andy looks at a new Marist Poll regarding what we Americans know about Independence Day; India and genitoplasty; and on helmet laws and irony. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Andy's sad to finally throw away all those old airline boarding passes he's been hoarding; he's found the creepiest swimming pool in the U.S.; and the dumbest rendition of the “Marco Polo” game. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On Tyson vs. Nielsen; Dominique Strauss-Kahn; and Andy advises criminals to get extremely unique tattoos on their face. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Personality Cults and Denial, things get weird in Venezuela; Semper Free? on grand larceny and the Marines; and Andy reflects on over sharing and bumper stickers. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Feathering one's nest with political hypocrisy; why the “diet” in diet sodas may not mean what you think it means; and Andy wonders if you can be sensitive and still enjoy satire. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

A New York state of mind may have its drawbacks; Doobie, or not Doobie? That is the question. Was the Bard a pothead?; and surprise! new technological advances convince Andy we're doomed as a species. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Andy tries to talk about the philosophy of art; why your traveling evangelist may not be the “go to guy” for oil and gas investments; and another “Dumb Criminal” segment. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Andy's back and wonders what happened to the Eureka Police Chief; “limited kinetic operation” talk; and what's up with all the food in shampoo? The Night Show, still hopefully not your only source of news.

Eric talks Meta World Peace; his newest favorite sport “Chess Boxing”; and he wonders what Justin Bieber smells like. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Eric fills in for Andy and discusses Lindsey Lohan; some leftover emotional baggage regarding Frontier Village; and his desire to wear speedos in the presence of inmates. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Why robbing a clown may be a bad idea; why letting a stranger perform an enema on you may be a bad idea; and why matching your jail sentence to Larry Bird's jersey may be a bad idea. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news. [Programming Note: The Night Show will return June 26th while Andy hopes his voice returns as does the connection between his brain and mouth]

THIS JUST IN: Al Qaida promotes another hateful jerk to #1 position; on billionaires and bridges; and Andy asks that you please not sell your grandchildren. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Unqualified relationship and love advice for the ladies; if you need to “sext” that special someone, don't do it at work; and Andy is excited about black holes, warped space-time, and stellar shredding. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Congress may actually be trying to do their job!; TV=Diabetes=Death according to a new study; and Andy is fascinated with Chinese Virgin Tea. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Andy talks Batman and Afghanistan; think it sucks being a renter? Don't worry, it does!; and one more reason to dislike plastic bags. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news

Why the kids have it backwards about credit card debt; divorce parties are the new rage; and Andy wonders what is wrong with this crazy mixed up world. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On social media etiquette; Andy wonders about God, micro management, and the ACLU; and again about people who try too hard to go to jail. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

One more reason to be proud of living in Humboldt; on Merck Pharmaceutical and the FDA; and Andy wonders if some local felons miss being in jail. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On foreign policy and buyer's remorse; Andy's been reading Cosmopolitan's “75 Sex Moves Men Crave”; and in Washington State a spoonful of “You're Fired!” helps the medicine go down. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Economic Ponderings: Can “enough” ever really be just that?; more on Dr. Day; and please forgive Andy for freaking out about Facebook, again. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Why do politicians have such a difficult time admitting when they're wrong?, and sometimes Andy believes that historical facts should remain as such and not be changed, not even on Wikipedia. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Why “business time” on a business trip might not mean what you think it means; Andy brings you the 5th installment of Unacceptable Gym Behavior; and if you're demanding a “sack full of cash” while robbing a bank, bring a sack. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Some interesting developments in local politics and the 2012 election; to prove he's not soft on crime, Andy talks about crackin' down on Raymond Clark III; and why it's dangerous being a motorcycle police officer in Southern California. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

War Powers Resolution Talk, is Congress showing some spine?; hey Thailand, What Would Buddha Do? He'd relax and not worry so much; and Andy's uncomfortable with this, but he's kind of proud of a local criminal. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Shocking that Facebook, Twitter, and Google think internet privacy is silly; on cupcakes, Ellen DeGeneres, and terrorists; and Andy's glad to learn that there's a high ranking poodle in the Thai military. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

What can stop The Pony Express? That's right. Herpes; on Alameda's water rescue policy or lack thereof; and Andy laughs at a secret agent story that isn't funny, it's rather sad to be honest. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On Egypt, Virginity Checks, and why we should all be glad to live here; why Dorothy and Toto may be glad to be out of Kansas; and Andy has found inspiration for his first tattoo. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Andy ponders faith healing and why God doesn't scratch our itches, and while little Billy is trying to chloroform himself his teacher is making explosives in the classroom. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Andy looks into fears some chaplains have that they may be losing their cherished right to tell soldiers they're living immoral lives; in Italy it may be a crime to not predict earthquakes; and your dentist may not be happy to see you either. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Ever wish your phone could double as a credit card? No? Not ever? Well Google's going to do it anyway; more on smart phones and archery; and Andy looks into what Liberals and Conservatives like to eat. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Eric brings you the latest in Justin Bieber tattoo news; he blends the “Dumb Criminal” and “Clueless Sex Offender” segments; and he admits to once rockin' the mullet, but he's no bandit! The Night Show, for tonight, hopefully your only source of news.

How much would you have sold your virginity for? What's that? You wouldn't because you're not a criminal? Good answer; Andy finds out that “butt dialing” can not only be embarrassing, but it can land you in jail; and if you're on the National Sex Offender Registry, don't ask a judge to remove your name from it because “it's embarrassing”. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

More on Harold Camping; Andy tries to sensitively remind Saudi Arabia that it's 2011; and why looking at porn in the Indonesian Parliament may not be a good idea. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Andy deflates the Obama-Netanyahu drama, and the long-awaited fourth installment of Unacceptable Gym Behavior. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Why do people announce in advance that they've got an announcement to make?; there's a Dutch Priest Pedophile Club? Are you kidding me?; and good news! Unemployment numbers are kind of coming down. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Andy's reaction to the Rapture, “Damn It. I'm Still Here”; the Rapture putting Animal Control in a strange situation; and how house parties and the homeless in Hawaii are related. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of post-Rapture news.

You know it, more riffin' on the Rapture; a new Gallup poll shows a U.S. majority supports marriage equality; and what do the tabloids, Botox, and $10,000 have in common? The Final Night Show? Regardless, still hopefully not your only source of news.

Andy talks Rapture!; he gives massive respect to Amtrak; and do the numbers 93 and 175 make you angry? they should. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Is the Arcata High School dress code unconstitutional?; did Bin Laden really have a secret stash of porn?; and Andy was excited to learn about a freaking unicorn discovered in Laos, but is bummed to find out that nobody in Laos knows what a unicorn is. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Breaking News: Rome has not been shaved off the face of the Earth, and Andy's favorite totally random story of the day. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Can the “Invisible Hand” handle the gas pump?; just because you can erase history doesn't make it a good idea; and Andy learns that “Dr. No” is running for for President again. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

How about some War Powers Resolution talk?; Andy's found a good reason for prostitutes to get an iPhone; and how young is too young to use Botox?. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

They found what at Bin Laden's place?!; Andy goes the “anogenital distance”; and the bummer about being incarcerated is that you have to wait until you get out to commit further crimes (9:10p). The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

An ex local doctor thinks she'll be assassinated if she returns to town; Andy wonders why smokers don't throw their empty packs out the car window; and if you're tired of typing in your Facebook password, just scan your iris. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

When is violating national sovereignty okie dokie?; Andy gives out the first ever “Biggest Jerk in Buffalo” Award; and he's relieved that people who know what they're talking about say the world isn't ending. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Call him crazy, but Andy does not think that Rome will be “shaved off the face of the earth” this Wednesday, and if you think pinning someone down and tattooing them is a good idea (it isn't) make sure you can spell. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

As a gift to his mother, Andy looks into the interesting history of Mother's Day; he finds a modern twist on an old school boy's trick; and it's never too late to grow up, but when is it too early?. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Tradition, people sing about it but is it always a good thing?; expansive 3G coverage climbs to shameless new heights; and Andy learns that folks in Illinois have a strange definition of a “chick magnet”. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Andy talks Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder and Iran; a CNN poll shows Americans are quicker to judge than is the Vatican; and heckuva job Apple for fixing up those stalker iPhones. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Andy wonders why so many people are upset when the U.S. acts respectfully and righteously; if you don't want to get arrested, don't chase someone down and hit them with your car; what do you think spring smells like in Dongyang China? It involves eggs and something disgusting. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Should a post-mortem photo of Bin Laden be publicly released?; get ready for the third installment of Unacceptable Gym Behavior; and Andy again laments the lack of civility and maturity in much of blog commenting. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Andy talks about Osama bin Laden and a verse of Proverbs, and allegations a Tennessee County is promoting religion. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Andy wonders if Pope John Paul II is “definitely” in heaven; he thinks the Department of Managed Health Care doth protest too little; and Texans like it big, but they're not big fans of aggressive pat downs. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

“Sunshine will keep coming out; life will go on.” Plus: Unacceptable gym behavior, part 2.

 

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