It’s been over a month since LoCO has been paid a visit from local coaster artist Duane Flatmo. Our man has been somewhat busy earning People Magazine write-ups for El Pulpo Mecanico’s Burning Man exploits and melting snow in the Great White North.

But after his steampunk heroism, Duane returned home where he had an appointment with his eye doctor who confirmed that he had 20/800 vision! Oof! The experience likely influenced this week’s Flatmo’d entry.