A reader writes:

This turned out to be an animal-related non-crime.

A spokesperson for the university tells us that campus cops were dispatched to the museum early this afternoon, after it was notified that residents of its bee exhibit got a little frisky in today’s sunshine. The bees, which have access to the outdoors, decided to swarm en masse into the surrounding shrubbery, there to frolic around in a way that startled passers-by.

The museum is closed today, so the police were sent in to secure the scene while specialists arrived to detain the subjects.

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The Outpost’s Andrew Goff happened to roll by just after first responders cleared out. It looked as though the museum’s recidivism rate was about to skyrocket.