District Attorney

There is one contender with vision—
Fresh ideas he’s thought out with precision!
So I’ll vote for Kamada
because, surely, I want a
D. A. with a high-minded mission.

— Amy Hunt

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There once was a man quite well-read.
Kamada for D. A.! It was said
he had lots of heart—
the proof: his passion and smarts
had burned all the hair off his head.

— Amy Hunt

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Kamada, he’s a great Defender,
Though he is of the lesser gender.
This campaign is a slog,
His opponents hate dogs,
And should probably all surrender.

— Cody Johns

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The choice for D.A. isn’t that hard.
I like the one who looks like Picard.
Kamada is the one to beat,
for this very important seat,
because he also speaks like The Bard.

— Steven A. Santos

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There once was a man of good deed
Who showed up in Humboldt for weed
We met for a pint
And talked half the night
On how we should all vote for Eads.

— Jim Spencer

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For a leader who’s ready to lead
The one solid choice is Ms. Eads
The others just talk
Stacey Eads walks the walk
Twenty years of good judgment, good deeds

— Andrew Isaac

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There’s a DA to fullfill our needs
Her last name exactly like Eads
The others are sad
The both of ‘em bad
Vote Stacey, the best choice, take heed

— Bob Felter

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Ms. Fleming’s been great as D.A.
Maybe “the best”, people say,
It’s good, then, to hear
Her advice for this year
As we choose our top lawyer today.

We need one who’s more than “okay”,
Dear Humboldt, let’s put it this way:
Strength, heart, and true grit—
Ms. Eads proved that she’s “it”
As she’s worked for us, hard, every day!

— Marian Barnes Hancock

Fourth District Supervisor

Elect Arroyo of the Coast Guard,
AKA Derby’s ‘Brawn Luc Picard,’
Our next Supervisor?
(Please, no more old misers)
For no rival works nearly so hard.

— Cody Johns

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Please take some time to consider
Arroyo, there’s nobody fitter
With a nose in the books
And Portlandia looks
She’s most certainly not a quitter

— Daniel Braden

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From north of the Noyo
There’s none beats Arroyo
she works hella hard
she’s in the Coast Guard
and likes enchiladas con pollo

— Scott Greacen

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When voting for your supervisor,
Your best choice is this keen early riser
Arroyo gets all the facts
Speaks with insight and tact
Jobs, housing, and art energize her.

— Erin Kelly

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Arroyo is one who knows how to lead
A mover and shaker with the skills we need
All those answers on LoCo
Anything she don’t know?
Natalie’s the best Supe guaranteed

— Stevie Luther

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Arroyo “council”ed our city so nicely
and made all of her points so concisely
with smarts, dedication
gusto and education
She will supervise our county precisely

city council is how she began
to help the whole county now is her plan
excitement, accountability
knowledge and creativity
Are the reasons I know Natalie can.

city council is how she began
to help the whole county now is her plan
excitement, accountability
knowledge and creativity
Are the reasons I know Natalie can.

— Rachel Griffith

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Let Natalie take up the slack
Her mind is as sharp as a tack
She’s “A” number one
And will get the job done
‘Cause she’s miles ahead of the pack

— Don Christensen

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Mike has weird stick figure signs.
And Kim, too, wants to be mine.
On voting day, it will be so,
I support Natalie Arroyo.
Leaving the others to opine.

— Steven A. Santos

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Vote for Mike, he’s the one for Eureka
All others, they sort of, you know, reeka
Mike’s served in the past
He can get things done fast
When he wins, we’ll celebrate with Margaritas!

— Karen Brooks

Fifth District Supervisor

Your 5th District Sup thinks he’s your boss,
And that means he needs to be tossed,
The one you should elect
Serves everyone he’s met
So Team Up Humboldt for Larry Doss!

— Karen Brooks

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Madrone is a man of his word
Your voices will surely be heard
The good old boys
Will use their ploys
But voters will not be deterred

— Diane Higgins

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Everyone needs an abode
And to choose their traveling mode
Madrone’s the one
Who gets it done
Another good term he is owed

— Diane Higgins

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Our wonderful Super-Madrone
Has a record that is well known
He built us a trail
Which all can avail
So vote for the man who’s homegrown

— Debby Harrison

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Re-elect Madrone from Westhaven,
If he were to lose it’d be graven.
Let’s win in a rout,
Keep the good ol’ boys out-
If you find our county worth savin’.

— Cody Johns

Clerk/Recorder/Registrar

Recorder, Clerk, and Registrar of Voters, you choose.
Vote for my candidate Juan and you can’t lose.
He’ll build confidence in Humboldt elections with transparency too.
He’s experienced, prepared, and an advocate for you.
Democracy is so important, don’t snooze!

— Joan Tyson

Auditor-Controller

Paz Dominguez is her name,
Auditor Controller’s her game.
She’s Xtra hard workin’
The Truth she’s not shirkin’
So vote KAREN! helpin’ in perfectin’ her aim!

— Nancy Pelletier

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This A-C race is not that complex.
County workers? Hey, they deserve checks!
Now, we get it. You’re woke.
But check this out, folks:
You can vote Cheryl and still not like Rex

— Terrence McNally

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Karen, as you run from the mob,
shouting for you to do your job,
I vote for Dillingham,
as LoCO posts like spam,
looking for new topics to blog

— Steven A. Santos

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