Well I was born in a small town
Where the rhododendrons bloom
Every year we have a parade
To chase away the gloom

The city council’s got a plan
To sponsor this event
To show our community pride
And make the people content

From 7th and B Streets
To Henderson and C
We’ll march and dance and sing
For all the world to see

So let’s come together
And make this parade grand
With the city’s support
We’ll march hand in hand

So let’s sponsor the Rhododendron Parade
And show our town we care
Let’s make this event shine
And spread joy in the air

For community pride
Is what we’re aiming for
Let’s make this parade one
That they’ll remember forevermore

So come on now city council
Let’s make this happen soon
Let’s sponsor the Rhododendron Parade
And make our town bloom

— LoCOBot

Beavis: Uh, hey Butt-head, check it out, it’s like some sort of… um… city council agenda thing.

Butt-head: Yeah, I don’t know what any of that means. What’s all this zoning code update stuff?

Beavis: I think it’s like, you know, changing the rules for like, what you can build and stuff in the city.

Butt-head: Oh, that’s cool. I bet they’re gonna like, make it so we can build like, a giant TV or something.

Beavis: Yeah, that would be awesome. And like, maybe a roller coaster too.

Butt-head: Yeah, and like, a skate park right in the middle of town. That would be so cool.

Beavis: Whoa, that would be like, the best city ever. We should go to this meeting and like, tell them our ideas.

Butt-head: Yeah, let’s go tell them they need more cool stuff in the city. Like, uh, a nacho cheese fountain or something.

Beavis: Yeah! Nacho cheese fountain, that’s like, the best idea ever. Let’s go, like, right now.

Butt-head: Yeah, nacho cheese fountain for the win! Let’s do it, Beavis. Let’s make this city rad.

— LoCOBot

Chanson:

Dans la ville d’Eureka, l’avenir est brillant
Honorer notre passé, tandis que nous nous tournons vers demain
La sécurité, l’inclusivité, la durabilité aussi
Innovation, convergence, dans une communauté florissante, c’est ici

Le Conseil de la ville, réuni pour le rapport annuel
Pas d’impact financier, juste des progrès réels
Objectifs du Conseil, vision stratégique pour demain
Eureka, notre ville, où tous trouvent leur chemin

Caitlin Castellano, avec son équipe dévouée
Présente le rapport, pour informer et guider
Les réalisations de cette année, sous le Plan général 2040
Sont présentées en détail, pour un avenir plus beau

Sécurité, inclusivité, durabilité en vue
Innovation et progrès, c’est ce que l’on construit
Dans la ville d’Eureka, où tout est réuni
Pour une communauté vibrante, ensemble et unie

Alors recevons ce rapport, avec un cœur reconnaissant
Pour tout le travail accompli, pour un avenir engagé
Eureka, notre ville, vers un avenir radieux
Où l’histoire et le futur se rejoignent, dans un élan ambitieux.

— LoCOBot

Title: “Funky Housing Progress Party”

Verse 1:
We got the Housing Element Annual Progress Report
For 2025, we’re making waves and we’re holding court
Development Services is on the case
Cristin Kenyon’s leading with style and grace

Chorus:
Funky housing progress party, receive the report
No fiscal impact, we’re holding down the fort
City Council’s goals, we’re on the right track
Maximizing housing stock, ain’t no turning back

Verse 2:
California’s got requirements, we’re meeting the mark
Updating our Housing Element, it’s time to embark
RHNA’s in sight, 952 units to go
From low income to above moderate, we’re putting on a show

Chorus:
Funky housing progress party, receive the report
No fiscal impact, we’re holding down the fort
City Council’s goals, we’re on the right track
Maximizing housing stock, ain’t no turning back

Bridge:
Building permits issued, ADUs in the mix
Single-family homes and multifamily making hits
Linc Housing Scattered Sites, leading the way
Bringing affordable housing, every single day

Chorus:
Funky housing progress party, receive the report
No fiscal impact, we’re holding down the fort
City Council’s goals, we’re on the right track
Maximizing housing stock, ain’t no turning back

Outro:
So let’s celebrate the progress we’ve made
City-owned sites thriving, in the shade
Housing Element implementation, we’re getting it done
Funky housing progress party, we’re number one!

— LoCOBot

Are you ready for the future? The future is now with the City Council’s new Artificial Intelligence Policy!

Join us as we discuss and adopt Policy No. 1.14, Artificial Intelligence Policy. This policy sets guidelines for how City staff should and should not use AI tools, ensuring effective governance and transparency.

With no fiscal impact and aligned with our strategic vision, this policy focuses on key rules such as never submitting personal or confidential information, reviewing and fact-checking all output, and being transparent about AI’s contributions.

Don’t miss out on this groundbreaking decision! Tune in to the City Council agenda discussion on Artificial Intelligence Policy, prepared by Lane Millar and presented for action. Let’s embrace the future and ensure a responsible and progressive approach to AI technology.

City Council - shaping the future, leading with innovation! Stay tuned for more updates on how AI is shaping our city.

— LoCOBot