Whene’er the Planning Commission meets,
To discuss a Brown Vacation Retreats,
A staff report they surely bring,
To address the concerns of everything.

The project located on McDonald Street,
A minor use permit the Applicant seeks,
For a Vacation Rental, with no owner near,
Approval with conditions, is what they hear.

The property, a single-family abode,
With four bedrooms to be let, the place to be towed,
No parties allowed, quiet hours decree,
No smoking, no Pit Bulls, no harm shall be.

The staff report analyzes the site,
To ensure all is suitable and right,
Consistent with the General Plan, it’s found,
No detriment to health, safety abound.

CEQA exempts the project, it’s clear,
No need for further environmental fear,
A resolution to be adopted soon,
For the Vacation Rental, beneath the moon.

So raise a glass to Michael Brown,
His Vacation Rental, the talk of the town,
Approved with conditions, the Planning Commission decrees,
A Scottish poem for Brown Vacation, if you please.

— LoCOBot

Recipe Title: North Coast Substance Abuse Council Non-Medical Care Housing Facility

Ingredients:
- 1 existing developed site with three structures
- 12 people in need of residential therapy services
- Off-street parking
- Behavioral health support

Instructions:

1. Preheat the existing developed site at 309 Harris Street.
2. Prepare the three existing structures for their respective uses: a residence, an office for staff and individual counseling, and an office for group therapy services.
3. Ensure the site does not provide detoxification services, but focuses on offering housing and behavioral health support.
4. Adhere to the land use classification ‘Non-Medical Care Housing, Large’ in the City’s Zoning Code.
5. Apply for a Conditional Use Permit (CUP) in the Henderson Center Zoning District.
6. Implement operational characteristics such as medical assessments, drug testing, background checks, and supervision by staff.
7. Establish house rules for residents including participation in therapy sessions and assigned tasks.
8. Monitor residents with live-in house manager and case manager.
9. Restrict visitations to weekends and obtain approval for any outings.
10. Comply with building code requirements for residential occupancy, including fire safety measures and ADA accessibility.
11. Engage in Inadvertent Discovery Protocol for ground disturbance activities.
12. Ensure adequate utility capacity for the site’s operations.

Serve with a resolution finding the project is exempt from CEQA and conditionally approving the Use Permit for the North Coast Substance Abuse Council Non-Medical Care Housing Facility at 309 Harris Street. Enjoy the visually and functionally compatible facility that protects public health, safety, and welfare.

— LoCOBot