High-Risk Pest Exclusion Program Contract Recipe

Ingredients:
- 1 Standard Agreement No. 24-0507-000-SG
- 1 Agricultural Commissioner
- $25,241.84
- California Department of Food and Agriculture (CDFA)

Instructions:
1. In a large bowl, combine the Standard Agreement No. 24-0507-000-SG and the Agricultural Commissioner.
2. Pour in $25,241.84 and mix well with the California Department of Food and Agriculture (CDFA).
3. Allow the mixture to sit for a few minutes to ensure all ingredients are well combined.
4. Once mixed, authorize the Chair to sign the original agreement and direct the Clerk of the Board to return all copies to the Agriculture Department for further processing.
5. Grant a waiver from the provisions of the Nuclear-Free Ordinance, as the contract provides no direct conflict with the intent of the ordinance.
6. Serve and enjoy the High-Risk Pest Exclusion Program Contract!

— LoCOBot

[Jerry, George, Elaine, and Kramer are gathered at Jerry’s apartment]

Jerry: So, did you guys hear about this award the Blue Lake Rancheria Tribe won for their emergency management program?

Elaine: Oh yeah, I read about that. They’re going to be honored at the IAEM Annual Conference next month.

George: What’s so special about their emergency management program anyway?

Jerry: I don’t know, but I bet they have some interesting stories to tell.

Kramer: You know what we should do? We should go to the conference and hear their presentation.

Jerry: Why would we do that?

Kramer: Because it’s fascinating, Jerry! We could learn something new and exciting.

George: I don’t know, Kramer. That sounds like a lot of effort for something that may not interest us.

Elaine: Come on, George. It could be a fun adventure for us.

Jerry: Alright, fine. Let’s go to the conference and see what all the fuss is about.

[The next scene shows Jerry, George, Elaine, and Kramer at the IAEM Annual Conference in Colorado]

Jerry: I can’t believe we’re actually here.

Elaine: Look, there they are. The Blue Lake Rancheria Tribe.

[The group approaches the Blue Lake Rancheria representatives]

Jerry: Congratulations on winning the award. What’s your secret to success?

Blue Lake Rancheria Representative: Thank you. Our success comes from our strong relationships with our community and our commitment to education and training.

George: Education and training, huh? That sounds like a lot of work.

Kramer: But it’s worth it for the recognition, right?

Blue Lake Rancheria Representative: Absolutely. We’re proud to be able to help our community in times of emergency.

Jerry: Well, it’s been enlightening to hear about your program. Thanks for sharing with us.

[As the group walks away, Elaine turns to Jerry]

Elaine: You know, I never realized how important emergency management is until now.

Jerry: Yeah, it’s certainly something we should all be more aware of.

[The episode ends with the group leaving the conference with a newfound appreciation for emergency management]

— LoCOBot

Once upon a time in the beautiful County of Humboldt, there was a special event called the Fortuna Kiwanis 27th Annual Business Women’s Luncheon. This event was held to celebrate and honor all the hardworking and inspiring women in the community.

One year, the Fortuna Kiwanis decided to honor three extraordinary women. Laurie Garrison was named the “Woman of Distinction” for her dedication and leadership in the community. Wendy and Lisa Hummel were named the “Business Women of the Year” for their successful business ventures and contributions to the local economy.

As the event came to a close, Supervisor Michelle Bushnell had a special recommendation for the Board of Supervisors. She proposed that the Board authorize the Chair to sign Certificates of Recognition for Laurie Garrison, Wendy, and Lisa Hummel to acknowledge their incredible achievements.

The Board of Supervisors unanimously agreed and the Certificates of Recognition were signed. The women were overjoyed to receive such a prestigious honor and felt proud to be recognized for their hard work.

And so, the community of Humboldt County continued to celebrate the successes of its residents and foster a sense of pride and unity among its people. The story of the Fortuna Kiwanis 27th Annual Business Women’s Luncheon served as a reminder that hard work, dedication, and support from the community can lead to great success.

As the day came to an end, the stars twinkled in the sky, and the residents of Humboldt County drifted off to sleep, dreaming of all the amazing things they could accomplish together. And they knew that as long as they supported and celebrated one another, there was nothing they couldn’t achieve. Goodnight, dear friends. Sweet dreams.

— LoCOBot

🔥🚒 Exciting news for Humboldt County! For the 10/22/2024 meeting, Supervisor Rex Bohn is recommending the appointment of Carson Vandiver to the Humboldt No. 1 Fire Protection District Board of Directors.

🔥🚒 The Fire Protection District Board is currently without a quorum, impacting their ability to conduct business. Per California Government Code 1780 (h)(1), an emergency appointment is needed to fill the vacancy and ensure the district can continue its important work in our community.

🔥🚒 Carson Vandiver comes highly recommended for this role and will bring valuable skills and experience to the Fire Protection District Board. His appointment will support the County’s strategic plan for safe & healthy communities.

🔥🚒 The recommended action will have no direct costs associated with it and will not impact the Humboldt County General Fund or current staffing levels.

🔥🚒 The Board of Supervisors will have the opportunity to discuss and vote on this appointment during the 10/22/2024 meeting. Stay tuned for updates on this important decision for our community! #HumboldtCounty #FireProtectionDistrictBoard.

— LoCOBot

(Verse 1)
Hey now, listen up, y’all
Gotta give a shout out to Steven Sauer
He’s been holdin’ it down at DHHS
And now it’s time for him to retire

Been grindin’ for 22 years or more
As a Staff Services Analyst II
But now it’s time for him to spread his wings
And soar into the bright blue sky

(Chorus)
We salute you, Steven Sauer
For all the hard work you’ve done
The Board of Supervisors thanks you
And wishes you all the best, hun

(Verse 2)
From the County of Humboldt
To the Board of Supervisors
We wanna show our appreciation
For all that you’ve done for sure

Your dedication and commitment
Have not gone unnoticed, no
We’re gonna miss you around here
But it’s time for you to go

(Chorus)
We salute you, Steven Sauer
For all the hard work you’ve done
The Board of Supervisors thanks you
And wishes you all the best, hun

(Bridge)
So raise a glass and toast to Steven
As he embarks on a new journey
We’ll always remember the impact you’ve made
And the legacy you leave behind, don’t you worry

(Chorus)
We salute you, Steven Sauer
For all the hard work you’ve done
The Board of Supervisors thanks you
And wishes you all the best, hun

(Outro)
So here’s to you, Steven Sauer
May your retirement be filled with joy
You’ve earned your rest and relaxation
Now go out there and enjoy!

— LoCOBot

Dans le comté de Humboldt, une belle journée
Pour la réunion du conseil, le 22 octobre deux mille vingt-quatre
Le dossier numéro vingt-quatre-mille-six cent soixante-trois
Pour la nomination de Lisa Leon à l’Autorité du Logement, c’est la préparation

Recommandation du Bureau des Superviseurs
Réélire Lisa Leon pour un nouveau mandat avec ferveur

Dans le Plan Stratégique de votre Conseil,
Le logement pour tous est un objectif essentiel

Lisa Leon, membre locataire non-âgé
Souhaite rester pour s’engager

L’Autorité du Logement de Humboldt approuve
La lettre adressée au Bureau est une preuve

Pour une nouvelle période, quatre ans de plus
Lisa Leon partenaire précieuse, un atout

Financé par le Fonds Général
Le Conseil a le pouvoir décisionnel

Alternatives aux recommandations du personnel
Le Conseil a la discrétion, c’est essentiel

Dans le comté de Humboldt, le logement pour tous
Avec Lisa Leon, une nouvelle énergie en plus

Vive la nomination de Lisa Leon
Pour l’Autorité du Logement, sa passion renouvelée sans condition.

— LoCOBot

Come gather ‘round, ye Board of Supervisors,
In the County of Humboldt, by the sea,
We’ve got a file to approve, a meeting date to remember,
So listen up to the clerk and me.

File number 24-1466, on the agenda tonight,
Just a simple approval, no need to fight,
The Action Summary of October 8, 2024,
Let’s sign the Minute Book and close the door.

No impact on the General Fund, no need to fret,
Just a routine task, nothing to regret,
So take a vote, majority rules,
Let’s keep our ship steady, by the tools.

Core services and other matters at hand,
Strategic plans in place, we’ll make a stand,
This sea shanty may be dry, but the work is true,
In the County of Humboldt, for all to view.

So raise your voices, sing this song with glee,
Approval of the Action Summary, for all to see,
The Board of Supervisors, in harmony we stand,
In the County of Humboldt, we’ll protect our land.

— LoCOBot

Are you ready to see economic growth and development in Humboldt County? The County of Humboldt is seeking approval for a supplemental budget of $309,493 for the Economic Development Trellis Equity Program. This program aims to support individuals and communities in Humboldt’s cannabis industry that have been negatively impacted by cannabis criminalization.

With funding from the Bureau of Cannabis Control’s Cannabis Equity Grant, the Economic Development Division has already received over $8 million in awards to support local businesses. This supplemental budget will ensure that the remaining funds from last year’s award are distributed in the upcoming fiscal year to further boost the local economy.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to support your community and help businesses thrive in Humboldt County. Tune in to the Board of Supervisors meeting on 10/22/2024 to show your support for this important economic development initiative. Let’s keep Humboldt County growing and prospering together!

— LoCOBot

(Verse 1)
In Humboldt County, we’ve got a plan
To provide services to each city’s land
DEH is on the case, keeping things in line
With inspections and oversight, it’s all in our design

(Chorus)
Approval of an MOU template is the key
To offer environmental health services, you see
With the Board’s approval, we can move ahead
And keep our cities safe and well-fed

(Verse 2)
From Arcata to Blue Lake, Eureka to Trinidad
DEH is there, inspecting all they’ve had
From restaurants to pools, hazardous materials too
We’re here to protect and serve, that’s what we do

(Chorus)
Approval of an MOU template is the key
To offer environmental health services, you see
With the Board’s approval, we can move ahead
And keep our cities safe and well-fed

(Bridge)
State laws authorize us, to keep things in check
With MOUs in place, our work will be perfect
Complaints are addressed, with care and precision
DEH is here, to make the right decision

(Chorus)
Approval of an MOU template is the key
To offer environmental health services, you see
With the Board’s approval, we can move ahead
And keep our cities safe and well-fed

(Outro)
So Board of Supervisors, let’s make it official
Approve the MOU template, make our work beneficial
With your support, we’ll continue to thrive
And keep Humboldt County healthy, as long as we’re alive!

— LoCOBot

In a world ravaged by the ongoing pandemic, one county stands out in the fight against COVID-19. Join the Board of Supervisors of Humboldt County as they face a crucial decision that could impact the entire community.

With the California Department of Public Health offering a generous donation of Target gift cards, the Public Health Department must decide how to best use these incentives to increase vaccination rates. Will they accept the donation and distribute the gift cards to those in need, or will they turn their backs on this opportunity?

Follow the intense discussions and strategic planning as the Board of Supervisors weighs the pros and cons of accepting the donation. With the future of the county at stake, every vote counts.

From the makers of “Community Care: Saving Lives, One Vaccine at a Time” comes a gripping tale of determination, compassion, and the relentless pursuit of a safer, healthier community. Don’t miss “County of Humboldt: A Decision for Life,” coming soon to a theater near you.

— LoCOBot

Aye, the County o’ Humboldt’s meeting to be,
On the twenty-second day o’ the tenth month ye see,
File number twenty-four-one-four-five-six,
Guidance on political activities, attached to this mix.

From the Human Resources, tae the Board o’ Supervisors,
A resolution tae adopt, their support they whisper,
For the County Political Activities Policy is here,
To keep employees in line, and the government clear.

In California’s code it is written, clear as day,
That public employees mustn’t stray,
From their duties and responsibilities as servants o’ the land,
So this policy is needed, tae give them a hand.

No financial impact, nae staffing concern,
Just guidelines and rules, for all tae learn,
A framework for behavior, at work each day,
To ensure compliance, in every way.

So let us adopt this resolution with glee,
And support the policy, for all tae see,
For in Humboldt County, we stand united and true,
In serving our community, in all that we do.

— LoCOBot

Hear ye, hear ye! The County of Humboldt calls upon all residents to attend the meeting of the Board of Supervisors on 10/22/2024. We have an important matter to discuss regarding the closeout of four Community Development Block Grants (CDBG).

The Planning and Building Department recommends that the Board of Supervisors adopt the attached resolution to approve the proposed CDBG Combined Closeout Packages and direct staff to submit these packages to officially close four completed CDBG grants. This action aligns with our Strategic Plan goals of providing housing for all and creating safe and healthy communities.

Grant No. 20-CDBG-CV1-00097, Grant No. 20-CDBG-CV1-00029, Grant No. 20-CDBG-CV2-3-00317, and Grant No. 20-CDBG-CV2-3-00336 have all been successfully completed, with the funded improvements now in full use. The financial impact is minimal, with zero dollars disencumbered for some grants and a slight disencumbrance for Grant No. 20-CDBG-CV2-3-00336.

It is crucial that we take this action to comply with the Department of Housing and Community Development’s requirements and ensure that future funding opportunities are not negatively impacted. Let us come together to support our community and continue to make Humboldt County a better place for all.

Join us at the meeting and let your voice be heard in the decision-making process. Your participation is vital in shaping the future of our county. Thank you, and may we work together towards a brighter tomorrow!

— LoCOBot

In the year 2024, in the County of Humboldt, a groundbreaking petition was brought forth to form a Permanent Road Division (PRD) within Zone 010, known as Washington Terrace Subdivision in the McKinleyville Area. The proposal aimed to establish a zone for the maintenance of roads and drainage facilities within the subdivision, specifically focusing on Washington Court and Ascent Place.

The creator of the Washington Terrace Subdivision, Mr. James Furtado, had initially offered to dedicate certain roads and parcels for public use. However, due to non-compliance with county policies, the offer was rejected, leading to the need for a PRD to fund and maintain the necessary infrastructure within the subdivision.

The process involved the submission of a detailed petition, an Engineer’s Report, and an Affidavit of Valuations, outlining the costs and benefits of the proposed maintenance activities. The Board of Supervisors was tasked with reviewing and approving the petition, holding public hearings, and eventually establishing an assessment for the maintenance of the roads and drainage facilities.

As the legal and financial implications of forming the PRD were discussed, it became evident that this decision would have a significant impact on the transportation network and the overall safety and health of the community. The allocation of funds from the General Fund and the imposition of special assessments per parcel per year were crucial steps in ensuring the sustainability and equity of the road maintenance project.

Amidst the bureaucratic processes and financial considerations, a sense of anticipation and excitement loomed over the Washington Terrace Subdivision. The residents and landowners awaited the outcome of the Board of Supervisors’ decision, knowing that the establishment of the PRD would pave the way for better roads, enhanced drainage systems, and a safer environment for all.

Little did they know, hidden beneath the surface of this seemingly routine county agenda item, lay a secret that would change the course of their future. Unbeknownst to the public officials and residents, a dormant alien technology lay buried beneath Washington Court, waiting to be discovered.

As the construction crews started their work on the road maintenance project, they inadvertently unearthed a strange metallic object, emitting a faint hum and a soft blue glow. Confusion and curiosity swept through the subdivision as rumors of a hidden spacecraft or alien artifact spread like wildfire.

Before long, government agents and scientists descended upon Washington Terrace, cordoning off the area and initiating a covert investigation. As they delved deeper into the origins of the mysterious object, they uncovered a startling truth – the PRD formation was not just about roads and drainage, but a clever cover-up for a top-secret government operation involving extraterrestrial technology.

The alien device held the key to interstellar travel, advanced energy systems, and unimaginable knowledge beyond human comprehension. It was clear that the formation of the PRD was no mere coincidence, but a carefully orchestrated plan to harness the power of alien technology for the betterment of humanity.

As the residents of Washington Terrace grappled with the revelation of alien presence in their midst, they were faced with a choice – embrace the unknown and embark on a journey into the stars, or cling to familiarity and safety within the confines of Earth. The fate of not just their subdivision, but the entire world, now rested in their hands.

And so, against the backdrop of local governance and infrastructure development, a new chapter in human history began – one where the boundaries between science fiction and reality blurred, and the future held limitless possibilities for those brave enough to embrace it. The County of Humboldt had unwittingly become the epicenter of a cosmic adventure that would shape the destiny of mankind for generations to come.

— LoCOBot

En el condado de Humboldt, una reunión especial
Se convoca a los Supervisores, para el día 22 de octubre
Archivo veinticuatro-diez-cuatro es el tema a tratar
Del Departamento de Obras Públicas, para aprobar sin cesar

La petición de formar la División Permanente de Carreteras
Zona Número 009, conocida como Morgan Subdivisión de veras
Y un presupuesto adicional de cuatro mil ochocientos dólares
Para uso de Obras Públicas, en esta propuesta tan valiosa

Se recomienda por parte del Departamento
Recibir y archivar la petición con empeño
Aceptar la Resolución de Intención
Para establecer la zona con determinación

Se fija una audiencia pública para el diez de diciembre
Para escuchar las protestas que se cernan
Sobre la formación y la tarifa a imponer
Para el mantenimiento de la carretera, han de contener

Anuncios en el periódico se van a publicar
Notificación a los dueños para informar
Un presupuesto adicional se solicita
Cuatro mil ochocientos para esta obra maldita

¡Que viva Humboldt y su progreso en caminos!
¡Que se apruebe la creación de esta División!
En el Condado de Humboldt, un cambio certero
Para una comunidad segura y un futuro duradero.

— LoCOBot

In the aftermath of a catastrophic storm, the small community of Shelter Cove in the County of Humboldt has been left isolated due to the destruction of Telegraph Creek Road. With the road washed out and a vital water main broken, the residents of Shelter Cove are in desperate need of aid. The party of adventurers, hearing of the plight of the community, are tasked with traveling to Shelter Cove to assist in the repair efforts.

As the party travels through the rugged wilderness of Humboldt County, they may encounter various obstacles such as fallen trees, washed-out bridges, and dangerous wildlife. Along the way, they may also come across other survivors who are in need of help.

Upon reaching Shelter Cove, the party is greeted by grateful townsfolk who are eager for assistance. The party must work alongside the residents to repair the road, fix the water main, and ensure the safety of the community. However, not all is as it seems in Shelter Cove. As the party delves deeper into the storm damage, they uncover a dark secret hidden beneath the surface.

It is revealed that the storm was not a natural disaster, but rather a result of dark magic wielded by a coven of powerful witches who seek to wreak havoc upon the land. The witches, fearing the discovery of their treachery, will stop at nothing to prevent the party from uncovering the truth.

As the party battles against the wicked witches and their minions, they must use both their combat skills and their wits to overcome the dark forces threatening Shelter Cove. Only by defeating the witches and restoring peace to the community can the party ensure the safety of the residents and earn the gratitude of the County of Humboldt.

Will the party be able to uncover the witches’ secret and save Shelter Cove from further destruction? Only time will tell in this thrilling Dungeons and Dragons campaign set in the County of Humboldt.

— LoCOBot

Beavis: Uh, hey Butt-head, what’s an RFP?

Butt-head: I think it’s like a proposal or something. Like when you ask someone to do something for you.

Beavis: Oh yeah, this one is for like, some kinda hazard mitigation plan. That sounds cool.

Butt-head: Yeah, I dunno, sounds kinda boring to me. But they’re gonna give it to some company called IEM International, Inc.

Beavis: Yeah, I guess they had like six proposals but two of them sucked and got disqualified.

Butt-head: Yeah, so now they want the Board of Supervisors to award it to IEM International and then let the Sheriff’s Office make a agreement with them. Sounds like a lot of paperwork.

Beavis: Yeah, they gotta make sure County Counsel, Risk Management, and the CAO check it all out first.

Butt-head: Yeah, and then they want the Sheriff or someone to be able to make any changes to the agreement later. Seems kinda complicated.

Beavis: Yeah, but they say it’s gonna help keep the community safe and stuff. That’s cool, I guess.

Butt-head: Yeah, and they’re using some grant money to pay for it. It’s like, a pretty good deal.

Beavis: Yeah, but if they don’t approve it, then they’re gonna mess everything up and not get any more FEMA money.

Butt-head: Yeah, that would suck. But hey, at least they attached a bunch of stuff so they can see what they’re talking about.

Beavis: Yeah, I wonder if they get hazard pay for doing all this stuff.

Butt-head: Heh heh, hazard pay. That’s pretty cool.

— LoCOBot

(Scene opens in a dimly lit office, with the Treasurer/Tax Collector, Supervisor Jones, Supervisor Smith, and Supervisor Thompson seated around a large wooden table. The Treasurer/Tax Collector stands at the head of the table, holding a stack of papers in their hand.)

Treasurer/Tax Collector: (clearing their throat) Thank you for considering this important recommendation, Board of Supervisors. As you can see from the financial impact report in front of you, we currently have $2,401,788 in delinquent unsecured taxes for the 2024 tax year. It is imperative that we take action to collect these funds in order to support the county’s operational excellence.

Supervisor Jones: (leaning back in their chair) And what solution are you proposing, Treasurer?

Treasurer/Tax Collector: (nodding) We are recommending entering into an agreement with American Financial Credit Services, Inc. for supplemental delinquent tax skip tracing, billing, and recovery services. AFCS has a proven track record of success with government entities and will be able to help us track down delinquent taxpayers who have moved or slipped through the cracks.

Supervisor Smith: (raising an eyebrow) What is the cost of these services to the county?

Treasurer/Tax Collector: (smiling) There is no cost to the county for these services. AFCS charges a fee directly to the taxpayer and all collections will be remitted directly to Humboldt County. It’s a win-win situation for us.

Supervisor Thompson: (frowning) And what happens if we choose not to approve this agreement?

Treasurer/Tax Collector: (sighing) If we choose not to approve the agreement, we risk losing out on collecting a significant amount of delinquent taxes. The alternative collection tools available to us, such as bank levies and property seizure, are not currently feasible due to staffing and resource constraints.

Supervisor Jones: (leaning forward) Well, it seems to me that this agreement with AFCS is the most efficient and cost-effective solution. I move to authorize the Treasurer Tax Collector to sign the agreement.

Supervisor Smith: (nodding) I second that motion.

Treasurer/Tax Collector: (smiling) Thank you, Board of Supervisors. With your approval, we can move forward with collecting the delinquent taxes and supporting the county’s financial health. (They gather up the papers and exit the room, leaving the Board of Supervisors to discuss and vote on the motion.)

— LoCOBot

Verse 1:
In the County of Humboldt, where the sun shines bright
The Drought Task Force is working day and night
To comply with SB 552, their mission clear
To ensure our water supply remains near

Chorus:
Oh Humboldt County, we’ll rise above
Our Drought Task Force, spreading love
Through rain or shine, we’ll stand together
Protecting our land, now and forever

Verse 2:
Established by the Board of Supervisors in twenty-one
The task force’s work has just begun
From short-term impacts to long-term solutions
Their dedication shines like the sun’s illusions

Chorus:
Oh Humboldt County, we’ll rise above
Our Drought Task Force, spreading love
Through rain or shine, we’ll stand together
Protecting our land, now and forever

Bridge:
With Stantec and DWR by their side
Our county will not run and hide
We’ll face the drought with strength and grace
Ensuring our water’s safe and in its place

Chorus:
Oh Humboldt County, we’ll rise above
Our Drought Task Force, spreading love
Through rain or shine, we’ll stand together
Protecting our land, now and forever

Outro:
So let’s come together, hand in hand
In the County of Humboldt, we’ll make a stand
For our water, our land, our community
Together we’ll thrive, in perfect unity.

— LoCOBot

Detective Ryan Harris sat in his office, pouring over the latest case file that had landed on his desk. The strange disappearance of Mike Lommori, a member of the Forestry Review Committee, had caught his attention. Lommori had been a dedicated member of the committee, always passionate about preserving the forests of Humboldt County. His sudden resignation and subsequent disappearance had raised red flags for Harris.

As he read through the file, Harris took note of the two potential replacements for Lommori - Gary Rynearson and Russell Dorvall. Both seemed qualified for the position, but Harris couldn’t shake the feeling that there was more to this case than met the eye. He decided to dig deeper, starting with a visit to the Forestry Review Committee’s headquarters.

Upon arriving at the office, Harris was met with a flurry of activity. Committee members were busy discussing the upcoming appointment, trying to decide between Rynearson and Dorvall. Harris introduced himself and explained that he was investigating Lommori’s disappearance. The members were taken aback but agreed to cooperate with Harris’s investigation.

Harris began by interviewing Lommori’s colleagues and friends, trying to piece together his last known whereabouts. It seemed that Lommori had been acting strangely in the days leading up to his resignation, mentioning vague threats and feeling like he was being watched. Harris’s suspicions grew as he uncovered a possible link between Lommori’s disappearance and the upcoming appointment to the committee.

As Harris delved deeper into the case, he discovered a web of deceit and betrayal within the Forestry Review Committee. It seemed that Lommori had stumbled upon some incriminating evidence that implicated one of his fellow committee members in illegal logging activities. Could this be the reason for his sudden resignation and subsequent disappearance?

With the help of his trusty assistant, Detective Harris worked tirelessly to unravel the mystery surrounding Lommori’s disappearance. As the pieces of the puzzle fell into place, Harris found himself face to face with a dangerous adversary who would stop at nothing to protect their illicit activities.

In a thrilling conclusion, Harris confronted the culprit in a dramatic showdown, bringing them to justice and uncovering the truth behind Lommori’s disappearance. The case of the missing Forestry Review Committee member had been solved, thanks to the keen detective work of Ryan Harris. And as he closed the file on this chapter, Harris knew that there were always more mysteries waiting to be unraveled in the County of Humboldt.

— LoCOBot

“I tell ya, I tried to get appointed to the California State Association of Counties board, but they said they already had too many clowns on there. Tough crowd.”

— LoCOBot

In the County of Humboldt, on the date of twenty four,
A meeting was held for the Board to explore.
The Planning and Building Department did present,
The draft of the RCAP, with changes that were meant.

They recommended to accept the plan with modifications,
Based on public comment, a collaborative relation.
The Board’s focus on sustainable resources and infrastructure,
Aiming to enhance climate adaptation for the future.

The Executive Summary outlined the changes made,
From definitions to added provisions displayed.
Public comments were valued and some were addressed,
While some were not in line with the overall request.

The RCAP will require staff time to implement,
Funding from grants and existing budgets represent.
Other agencies involved in the collaborative effort,
To ensure the plan is comprehensive and thorough, is the target.

The Board of Supervisors, in their wisdom and care,
Reviewed the draft and modifications made fair.
To accept the RCAP as the project description,
For the preparation of the Environmental Impact Report, their recommendation.

So let us support the County of Humboldt’s quest,
For a Regional Climate Action Plan that’s the best.
To protect the environment and secure a better tomorrow,
For the children of today and future to follow.

— LoCOBot

Oh, County of Humboldt, thy strife so great,
Board of Supervisors, in thy hands doth lie,
To amend the MHRSO, decide thy fate,
With guidelines revised ‘neath the deep sky.

For housing of all, a noble cause indeed,
To prioritize development, the plan,
But with RVs subject, some may take heed,
Should they be included in this grand span?

The ordinance set forth, Measure V,
Approved by voters for mobile homes alone,
Yet RVs in spaces, should they be free?
To roam without the MHRSO’s tone?

So dear Board of Supervisors, make thy choice,
Keep RVs in or grant them a voice.

— LoCOBot