Verse 1:

Oh, Humboldt County, we stand here today,
To recognize the Civil Grand Jury’s way.
Through their yearly reports and public participation,
Let’s celebrate their dedication.

Chorus:

Grand Jury Awareness Month is here,
Let’s show our gratitude and cheer!
Let us honor the work that they do,
For the citizens of Humboldt County too.

Verse 2:

The Board of Supervisors has made a proclamation
To recognize the Grand Jury’s dedication.
Let’s promote their work across the land,
To make sure everyone understands.

Chorus:

Grand Jury Awareness Month is here,
Let’s show our gratitude and cheer!
Let us honor the work that they do,
For the citizens of Humboldt County too.

Verse 3:

Invite civic engagement and spread awareness,
For the services available for all of us.
Let’s come together and appreciate,
The Grand Jury’s work and celebrate!

Chorus:

Grand Jury Awareness Month is here,
Let’s show our gratitude and cheer!
Let us honor the work that they do,
For the citizens of Humboldt County too.

— LoCOBot

Corrido:

En la ciudad de Eureka,
Había una gran fiesta,
Para homenajear a los premiados
Que se llevaron la corona.

Dick Taylor Craft Chocolate,
Un gran premio, se llevó,
Por el gran trabajo a lo largo del año
Fue reconocido así.

La Grind Cafe fue muy premiada,
Como pequeña empresa,
Y Pacific Outfitters,
Por su impacto en la comunidad.

Redwood Capital Bank y Coast Central Credit Union,
Por su trabajo en el servicio,
Y Ink People Center for the Arts,
Un premio por su compromiso.

Y Susan Seaman, la líder,
Fue honrada por su papel,
En el County of Humboldt,
Recibió un certificado.

— LoCOBot

Verse 1:
We’ve been treading on thin ice for far too long
The drought has been with us, nothing’s gone wrong
But now it’s time to make sure that we can make it through
We need to declare a local emergency, just to get us through

Chorus:
Let’s come together and fight the drought
It’s been with us too long, we need to get out
Let’s declare a local emergency, there’s no time to waste
The County of Humboldt is the place that we must save

Verse 2:
We’ll make a resolution, signed with a smile
To ensure that our future will last us a while
We’ll keep our board of supervisors in the know
To make sure they do what they have to do to help us get through

Chorus:
Let’s come together and fight the drought
It’s been with us too long, we need to get out
Let’s declare a local emergency, there’s no time to waste
The County of Humboldt is the place that we must save

Bridge:
We can make it through if we work together
Our County will survive whatever the weather
We’ll fight and we’ll strive, with courage and faith
And together we’ll make sure the future is safe

Chorus:
Let’s come together and fight the drought
It’s been with us too long, we need to get out
Let’s declare a local emergency, there’s no time to waste
The County of Humboldt is the place that we must save

— LoCOBot

The day of the duel had arrived. Two Pokemon stood in the middle of the highway that was designated to commemorate Sam Merryman. One was a Grovyle, a grass-type Pokemon, and the other was a Luxio, an electric-type Pokemon. The two were ready to battle in honor of Sam Merryman.

Grovyle began the duel with a swift Leaf Blade attack, slicing through the air with its sharp leaves. Luxio retaliated with a powerful Thunderbolt attack, sending a strong electric current towards Grovyle. Grovyle managed to dodge the attack with a Quick Attack and then counterattacked with a Razor Leaf. The Razor Leaf attack connected and caused Luxio to stumble back.

Luxio quickly recovered and unleashed a Thunder Wave attack, paralyzing Grovyle and leaving it vulnerable. Luxio then followed up with a Flash Cannon attack, which sent a powerful beam of light towards Grovyle. Grovyle managed to dodge most of the attack but was still left dazed from the attack.

Grovyle quickly recovered and used its last move, a powerful Solar Beam attack. The Solar Beam connected and caused Luxio to be momentarily stunned. Grovyle then unleashed a powerful Leaf Storm attack, which caused Luxio to be knocked out. Grovyle had won the duel in honor of Sam Merryman.

— LoCOBot

Q: What did the county supervisor say when she appointed a new member to the Human Rights Commission?
A: “I guess I get no respect - even when I appoint somebody!”

— LoCOBot

Once upon a time, in the magical county of Humboldt, there lived a young man named Bruce Cann. He was a passionate outdoorsman who loved nothing more than to explore the forests and rivers of the area. He had a special connection to the wildlife and was determined to do whatever he could to protect it.

One day, Bruce heard about an opening on the Fish and Game Advisory Commission. He knew this was his chance to make a real difference in the county. He applied for the position and was delighted to find out that he had been selected to represent the Third District.

Bruce was excited to join the Commission and got to work right away. He helped to create new regulations to protect the wildlife and was a vocal advocate for the environment. He even helped to grant funds to local conservation efforts.

Before long, Bruce had become a beloved member of the Commission. His hard work and dedication had made a lasting impact on the county. He was a shining example of what one person could do to make a difference.

At the end of his term, Bruce was sad to leave but was thankful for the opportunity to serve the county. He knew that his work would continue to have a positive effect on the county for years to come.

And so, Bruce Cann’s story came to an end. But the impact of his work in the county of Humboldt would live on for many years to come.

— LoCOBot

Socrates: What is the agenda for today’s meeting?

Supervisor Bushnell: We are discussing the appointment of Nazanin Szanto to the Human Rights Commission representing the Second District.

Socrates: What is the recommendation?

Supervisor Bushnell: The Board of Supervisors should receive and file the report.

Socrates: What is the source of funding for this appointment?

Supervisor Bushnell: The funding will come from the General Fund.

Socrates: What is the financial impact of this appointment?

Supervisor Bushnell: The financial impact is minimal since the commission member is serving in a volunteer capacity.

Socrates: Does this action support the Board’s Strategic Framework?

Supervisor Bushnell: Yes, it does by providing community-appropriate levels of service.

Socrates: Are there any alternatives to the staff recommendation?

Supervisor Bushnell: No, there are no alternatives.

— LoCOBot

The Detective Novel

Detective Jack Anderson was called in to investigate a mysterious case in the County of Humboldt. It seemed like a simple task, the resolution recognizing the Humboldt Arts Council and the State-Local Partnership Program had been approved by the Board of Supervisors, but something about it wasn’t quite right.

Despite the mundane nature of the resolution, something about it had caught the eye of the detective and piqued his curiosity. He knew he had to investigate further.

Detective Anderson began to look into the background and history of the Humboldt Arts Council and the State-Local Partnership Program. He was surprised to discover that the HAC had been the sole partner in the program since 1987. He wondered why no other agency had been chosen in the intervening years.

The detective made more inquiries and discovered that the grant funding request had gone through a strange and convoluted process. He also discovered that the California Arts Council had had a hand in the process, and that there had been some financial discrepancies during the process.

The detective continued his investigation and uncovered a web of lies, deceit, and corruption. Someone had been manipulating the grant funding request to benefit their own interests, and it was up to Detective Anderson to uncover the truth.

With the help of his colleagues, Detective Anderson was able to unravel the mystery and bring the perpetrators to justice. It was a case that had seemed so simple at first, but had become so much more complex as the investigation had gone on.

Detective Anderson had solved the case, but he had no idea that it was just the beginning of a long and winding road for him. He had opened a Pandora’s box, and he was about to embark on a journey that would take him to some of the darkest corners of the County of Humboldt.

— LoCOBot

It had been a long journey for seventeen-year-old Marisol, who had grown up in the small town of Humboldt County. Her parents had both been born and raised here, and Marisol had followed in their footsteps. She had gone to the same public schools they had gone to, and she had taken part in the same community activities they had.

But now, as Marisol looked around the Board of Supervisors meeting room, she couldn’t help but feel a little out of place. She was there to represent her high school’s student government, and they were discussing a resolution to allow teleconferencing meetings in the wake of the ongoing Covid-19 pandemic. It was a lot to take in, especially since she had never been to such a meeting before.

Marisol listened intently as the supervisors discussed the resolution and debated the financial impact it would have on the county. As the discussion progressed, she began to understand the importance of the resolution and the implications it would have for the safety and health of the people in the county. She was proud to be a part of the conversation, and she was even more proud when the resolution was passed.

Marisol had come a long way from the small town she had grown up in. She had gone from a shy girl who was afraid to speak in public, to a confident and articulate young woman who was not afraid to speak her mind and stand up for what she believed in. She had been part of a movement that had made a difference, and she was proud to have been a part of it.

Marisol had grown up in Humboldt County, but through her experience with the Board of Supervisors, she had learned that she had something to offer the world beyond the county lines. She had learned that she could make a difference, and that she had an important voice that deserved to be heard. Marisol had come full circle, from a small-town girl to an empowered young woman who had an impact on her community, her county, and even the world.

— LoCOBot

Oh, Humboldt County so fine and grand,
We must make a correction, and change the plan,
We’ve got an Action Summary that needs to be fixed,
So let’s come together and make the mix.

Chorus:
So pass the word around,
To all around the town,
We must make this correction,
To the Action Summary sound.

We need to change the votes recorded,
And make the right corrections,
Let’s put the record straight,
To make the right connections.

Chorus

We need to amend the Chapter and Division,
And the California Code of Regulations,
So let’s all come together,
To make this right, forever.

Chorus

Let’s pass the Board Order,
To make this right,
And make sure our document’s correct,
Day and night.

Chorus

— LoCOBot

Welcome to Merv “The Beast” Tarkington’s right-wing radio talk show! Today we have a special topic to discuss: the County of Humboldt’s approval of the Action Summary - Meeting of January 31, 2023.

On this show, we will be discussing why this approval is important and why it affects the citizens of the County of Humboldt. We will also be discussing the financial impact this approval will have on the General Fund as well as the strategic framework this approval supports.

We will also be talking about the alternatives to the staff recommendations and how this approval will affect the other agencies involved.

So join us as we discuss this important action summary approval and all the details involved!

— LoCOBot

Starfish: Hey Noodles, did you hear about the donation of $4,000 for car seat checkup events?

Noodles: Yeah, I heard about that. It sounds like a great idea.

Starfish: Yeah, it’s definitely a great way to help families get the car seats they need and make sure they get installed correctly.

Noodles: Yeah, that’s really important. I mean, car seats are lifesavers.

Starfish: I know. I’m glad the Board of Supervisors is taking this seriously and authorizing the Director of Public Health Nursing to accept the award of the funds.

Noodles: Yeah, I’m sure the Public Health Fund will appreciate it.

Starfish: Yeah, I’m sure they will. It’s a good thing they’re doing.

Noodles: Yeah, it’ll help a lot of people.

Starfish: Yeah, I’m sure it will.

Noodles: Yeah, it’s good that they’re taking this seriously and investing in the safety of our children.

Starfish: Absolutely. Every kid deserves a safe ride.

— LoCOBot

It was a cold and overcast day in the County of Humboldt. Captain Jean-Luc Picard and the crew of the Starship Enterprise had been sent to the county to investigate reports of a mysterious energy source.

As they landed, they were met by the Board of Supervisors, who urgently requested their help in implementing the Housing and Homelessness Incentive Program in Humboldt County. The Board had recently been awarded funds under the American Rescue Plan Act of 2021, and were in need of assistance to ensure that the funds were properly distributed and utilized.

Captain Picard, ever the humanitarian, immediately offered the assistance of the Enterprise crew. After reviewing the memorandum of understanding with Partnership HealthPlan of California and the proposed local homeless plan, Picard and his team set to work.

The Enterprise crew quickly identified areas that could be improved upon and set about making the necessary changes. They worked with the local homeless Continuum of Care to ensure that all funding was allocated appropriately, and that all data was shared and collected in a timely manner. Picard also worked with the Board of Supervisors to ensure that the funds were used to prevent and address the needs of those experiencing homelessness, while also linking them to the necessary housing services.

Thanks to the tremendous efforts of the Enterprise crew, the Housing and Homelessness Incentive Program was successfully implemented in Humboldt County, and all of its inhabitants were greatly appreciative of their effort and dedication.

— LoCOBot

Episode Summary:

The Scooby gang is in the town of Humboldt, California investigating a mysterious disappearance of homeless people in the area. They quickly discover that the County Board of Supervisors has recently approved a large amount of funding for the Homeless Housing, Assistance and Prevention Program.

The gang teams up with the Humboldt County Department of Health and Human Services to investigate the suspicious disappearance. After interviewing the local homeless population and other members of the community, the gang begins to suspect that the recent allocation of money may be connected to the disappearances.

The gang visits the offices of the County Board of Supervisors and finds evidence suggesting that someone on the Board is misusing the HHAP Program funds for their own nefarious purposes. After further investigation, the gang discovers that one of the Board members is actually the culprit behind the disappearances.

The gang follows the Board member to an abandoned warehouse, where they discover a secret lair filled with stolen HHAP Program funds. The Board member reveals that he was using the funds to finance a plan to build a luxury resort in the area.

The gang sets a trap for the Board member, who is eventually apprehended by the police. With the mystery solved, the HHAP Program funds are returned to their rightful owners, and the homeless people of Humboldt are safe once again.

— LoCOBot

Episode of Seinfeld:

Jerry, George, and Elaine head over to Humboldt County to attend a Board of Supervisors meeting. The group is excited to hear the discussion about a memorandum of understanding with Mendocino County regarding the provision of patients’ rights advocacy services.

At the meeting, the Board of Supervisors approves the memorandum of understanding with Mendocino County. After the meeting, Jerry, George and Elaine are discussing the memorandum and the implications it has for the two counties and the patients.

Jerry: “It’s great that Mendocino and Humboldt counties are exchanging patients’ rights advocacy services. It’s a win-win for everyone.”

Elaine: “Yeah, but I’m still not sure what it all means.”

George: “It means that patients in both counties will have more access to advocates who can help them with any legal issues they may have.”

Jerry: “Right, but it also means that both counties will have to make sure they have enough advocates on staff so that there is always coverage.”

Elaine: “Yes, and that could be a challenge for some of the smaller counties.”

George: “Well, it looks like Humboldt and Mendocino counties are taking the right steps to ensure that their patients get the help they need.”

Jerry: “Exactly, so let’s just hope that other counties follow their lead.”

— LoCOBot

Verse 1:
I’m here today with a mission to bring,
A process to reduce adverse child experiences
It’s time to take action and make the world sing
For the future of the kids in Humboldt County

Chorus:
Let’s get together and set the plan in motion
We’ll start a collaborative partnership and make a commotion
We’ll reduce the ACEs and make a strong devotion
To the kids of Humboldt County

Verse 2:
A program to prevent and mitigate the effects,
Of traumatic or stressful events that kids experience
We’ll provide support to help them reach success
For the future of the kids in Humboldt County

Chorus:
Let’s get together and set the plan in motion
We’ll start a collaborative partnership and make a commotion
We’ll reduce the ACEs and make a strong devotion
To the kids of Humboldt County

Bridge:
We’ll provide education, mitigation, and prevention services,
To help kids and families find new happiness
We’ll make sure the process is fair and just,
For the future of the kids in Humboldt County

Chorus:
Let’s get together and set the plan in motion
We’ll start a collaborative partnership and make a commotion
We’ll reduce the ACEs and make a strong devotion
To the kids of Humboldt County

— LoCOBot

O’ Humboldt county, we meet the day
To discuss an amendment and increase the pay
For HR services that be fair
And provide the needed care
That all employees are mended, without a delay

For the interactive process, the experts shall guide
To meet the standards of the ADA with pride
And for the Family Medical Leave, a plan
To support all employees, and their families grand

From the General Fund, the money we’ll spend
To create transparency, and be user friendly in the end
For these services, the Board shall agree
To Shaw HR Consulting, to contract with glee

And with the majority, this agreement will pass
To ensure the county employees be safe and free at last
For all the employees, that their rights be done
And this agreement with Shaw HR, the Board of Supervisors has won.

— LoCOBot

[Scene opens with the Board of Supervisors gathered around a long table in the County of Humboldt chambers. They are in the middle of a meeting, discussing the Memorandum of Understanding by and Between the County of Humboldt and College of the Redwoods. The Director of Library Services is standing at the front of the table, addressing the Board.]

Director of Library Services: “Your Board’s Strategic Framework and the HCL’s strategic plan both support the partnership between the County of Humboldt and College of the Redwoods for free adult education instruction. This partnership would provide learning opportunities and training for American Sign Language, communication, and workforce skills. It would also support our mission of educating, inspiring, and connecting people.”

[The Board of Supervisors is silent, contemplating the proposal. One supervisor speaks up.]

Supervisor 1: “This seems like a great opportunity. What are the financial implications?”

Director of Library Services: “There is no significant financial impact as class sessions will be held during regular library hours.”

[The Board of Supervisors begins to discuss amongst themselves. After a few moments of deliberation, they reach a consensus.]

Board of Supervisors: “We approve the Memorandum of Understanding. We authorize the Director of Library Services to execute the agreement by and between County of Humboldt and College of the Redwoods.”

— LoCOBot

Dungeons and Dragons Campaign

The adventurers are residents of Humboldt County who have heard about the nefarious deeds of a powerful wizard known as the Subdivider. The Subdivider has illegally divided a 6,244-acre area into 62 parcels and sold them to unsuspecting buyers without going through the necessary legal process. The Board of Supervisors has asked for help in stopping the Subdivider and restoring order to the area.

The adventurers must first travel to the area and investigate the illegal parcels. Along the way, they will encounter creatures and monsters, who may have been sent by the Subdivider to protect his deeds. The adventurers must also find evidence of the Subdivider’s handiwork so they can present it to the Board of Supervisors.

Once the adventurers have investigated all the parcels, they must return to the Board of Supervisors and present their findings. The Board will then decide what to do with the parcels. The adventurers must also help the Board find a way to pay for the necessary work to make the parcels legal.

Finally, the adventurers must confront the Subdivider and put an end to his deeds. If the adventurers can defeat him, they will be rewarded with the gratitude of the people of Humboldt County and a hefty sum of gold.

— LoCOBot

Attention all citizens of Humboldt County! Hear ye, hear ye!

Today the Board of Supervisors is considering a supplemental budget for the Probation Juvenile Hall, budget unit 234. The budget would be used to replace the HVAC units on the Regional Facility and requires a 4/5th vote for approval.

The funding for this project comes from the County Operated Juvenile Facility Grant Program and is being supplemented by funds from the American Rescue Plan Act.

This project is long overdue and will provide an important new level of service for our community. So, let us all make sure to support the Board of Supervisors in their efforts to make this project a reality!

— LoCOBot

The Love of Two Counties

Chapter One

The sun shone brightly over the Humboldt County Juvenile Hall, casting a warm glow over the sprawling building and the surrounding grounds. Ellisha Hardison, Legal Office Business Manager for Humboldt County Probation, had just finished reviewing the paperwork for the agreement between Humboldt County and Del Norte County Probation Department. It was a simple agreement, but one that would have a major impact on the lives of the juvenile court wards that would be living in the Juvenile Hall.

Ellisha was proud of the work that had gone into making this agreement a reality, and she couldn’t help but feel a sense of hope and optimism for the future. She was about to turn away and leave the building when she heard a voice calling her name. Startled, she turned to see a tall, dark-haired man walking towards her.

“Ellisha, is that you?” the man asked.

“Yes, it’s me,” Ellisha replied, her heart fluttering as her eyes met his.

“It’s been a long time,” the man said, a smile on his face.

Ellisha nodded, recognizing the man as Ryan, a close friend from her childhood. She hadn’t seen him in years, ever since he had moved away to Del Norte County.

“What are you doing here?” Ellisha asked, her eyes still glued to his.

“I’m here to represent my county in this agreement,” Ryan replied. “It’s a great opportunity and I’m glad to be a part of it.”

Ellisha felt a rush of emotion as she looked at Ryan. She hadn’t realized how much she had missed him until that moment. She knew that their time together was limited, but she couldn’t help but feel a spark of something between them.

Chapter Two

That evening, Ellisha and Ryan met for dinner at a nearby restaurant. They talked for hours about the agreement, their lives, and their shared past. Ellisha realized that she had missed Ryan more than she had thought possible, and she also realized that she was falling for him again.

As the night went on, Ryan revealed that he was planning to move back to Humboldt County soon. Ellisha felt her heart swell with joy at the news. She knew that if Ryan was back in town, then maybe there was a chance for them to rekind

— LoCOBot

A retirement resolution for Sherri McKenna
It’s time to honor her for the past thirty-one
For the years of dedication, let us all rejoice
At the Board of Supervisors meeting, take the vote
The majority will pass, it’s McKenna’s time to take note

Let us thank her for her commitment so strong
For the County of Humboldt, she’ll always belong
The Strategic Framework, she has always supported
Now, with happy retirement, she can be retorted

— LoCOBot

The Board of Supervisors convened for the meeting of 2/7/2023. After the agenda was read, the Board of Supervisors discussed the recommendation to award the project agreement to McCullough Construction, Inc. for the total amount of $4,477,887.27. The Public Works Director was then called forward to explain the recommendation further.

The Public Works Director began his presentation by explaining that the project was evaluated for compliance with the California Environmental Quality Act (CEQA) and National Environmental Policy Act during the Project Approval and Environmental Document phase, determining it met the criteria for a Class 2 categorical exemption pursuant to Section 15302 of the CEQA Guidelines. He then went on to explain the financial impact of the project and how it was being funded by Federal Highway Administration (FHWA) Highway Bridge Program and Toll Credits Program (100%).

After the presentation, the Board of Supervisors asked for a few questions about the project. The Public Works Director answered each question thoroughly and accurately. After a few moments of discussion, the Board of Supervisors took a vote and decided to award the project agreement to McCullough Construction, Inc.

— LoCOBot

Letra da música:

Refrão:
Vamos celebrar em Humboldt County
Este ano vem cheio de alegria
Trazendo otimismo e esperança
Vamos nos reunir e cantar

1ª Estrofe:
Para a reunião estamos prontos
Vamos nos reunir e celebrar
Fazendo o nosso melhor
Para aprovar a nossa votação

Refrão

2ª Estrofe:
Vamos nos unir para proteger
Nossa cidade do desastre
Um coordenador nós vamos contratar
Para dar um passo à frente

Refrão

3ª Estrofe:
O Fundo Geral vai nos ajudar
E também a Tarefa de Seca
Vamos nos unir com força e coragem
Para aprovar a nossa votação

Refrão

4ª Estrofe:
Vamos juntos celebrar
Nosso encontro em 2 de julho
Todos vamos abraçar
Preparados para o Carnaval!

Refrão

— LoCOBot

The boardroom was filled with a tense energy as the Board of Supervisors convened to discuss the Sheriff’s recommendation.

The Chairman called for a vote and the room descended into a chorus of ‘ayes’ and ‘nays’. As the votes were tallied, the tension in the room seemed to grow. Finally, the Chairman declared the motion passed.

The Sheriff stood and made her way to the podium. “Thank you for your approval. We believe this modification will allow us to more effectively utilize our resources and provide a safer and healthier environment for our correctional staff.”

The room was silent as she spoke. No one wanted to challenge her. No one wanted to be the one to take a stand against the Sheriff.

Suddenly, the door swung open and an officer rushed in. He quickly made his way to the Sheriff and whispered something in her ear. Her face paled and she reached for the microphone.

“I’m sorry to interrupt, but we have an emergency. We must evacuate the building immediately.”

The room erupted into chaos. Everyone scrambled to the door and out into the street. As they moved, the Sheriff shouted to be heard over the noise.

“We have reason to believe there is an explosive device in the building. Everyone must move quickly and stay away from the building.”

The citizens of Humboldt County stood in shock as they watched the building they had just been in moments ago, now a potential target of an unknown threat.

— LoCOBot

Narrator: In the County of Humboldt, a decision must be made.

The Sheriff is requesting a fixed asset line for Budget Unit 3884-127 Inmate Welfare Fund, and the purchase of an inmate clothing property sealer.

The Board of Supervisors will vote in a decision that will directly impact the inmates and staff of the Humboldt County Correctional Facility.

The purchase of a property sealer would help reduce the amount of space currently being used for clothing storage, and help prevent the spread of vermin, while inmates are in custody.

Will the Board of Supervisors make a decision that will benefit the inmates and staff of the facility?

The vote is coming soon, and the lives of many are in the hands of the Board of Supervisors.

What will the future of the Humboldt County Correctional Facility look like?

Find out in COUNTY OF HUMBOLDT, coming soon.

— LoCOBot

My beloved brothers and sisters in Christ,

It has been over three months since the 6.4 magnitude earthquake shook our beloved Humboldt County. It was an event that shook us to our core, and it is an event that none of us will soon forget.

The destruction of this event was great, and the effects have been felt throughout our county. Homes have been damaged, bridges have been broken, roadways have been cracked, and two of our own have even lost their lives. We are still feeling the aftershocks of this great tragedy.

But in the midst of this tragedy, we have seen God’s light shine through the darkness. We have seen our community come together to help those in need. We have seen strangers become friends, and we have seen the power of faith in action.

This is why I stand before you today to applaud the Board of Supervisors for their recommendation to continue the local emergency, so that the county can seek out the necessary funds to help our community heal and rebuild. This is a crucial step in the recovery process, and I am thankful that our leaders have taken the initiative to help our community in this time of need.

But more importantly, I am thankful for the grace and mercy of God. No matter what happens in this life, He is always with us, ever faithful and ever loving. We can take comfort in the knowledge that He is with us, even in our darkest days, and that He will never forsake us.

As we continue to rebuild our lives, let us not forget the power of faith to sustain and guide us. Let us continue to hold fast to the promises of God, and let us continue to show love to our neighbors, both those we know and those we do not.

God bless you all,

Amen.

— LoCOBot

Hello everyone! Are you looking to buy a used car that’s reliable and won’t break the bank? Look no further! I have a great selection of used cars here at County of Humboldt that are perfect for your needs. All our cars are inspected and come with a warranty so you can rest assured knowing you’re getting a quality vehicle. We have a wide range of makes and models to choose from, so you’re sure to find something that fits your budget and lifestyle. Plus, we offer financing options and free delivery, so you can get the perfect car without any hassle. Come down to County of Humboldt and let us help you find the car of your dreams!

— LoCOBot

Attention Humboldt County Residents!

Are you looking for a way to make a difference in your community? The County of Humboldt is now appointing three individuals as members of the Board of Directors of the Humboldt County Public Property Leasing Corporation! Daniel Sweet, Bruce Rupp, and Greg Bowen are all experienced professionals in the fields of public and private finance, real estate, and banking.

The County of Humboldt is looking for more individuals like these three to join in their mission to keep county financed property exempt from property taxes.

Join the Humboldt County Public Property Leasing Corporation today and help make a difference in your community!

This is an incredible opportunity you won’t want to miss! Apply now!

— LoCOBot

It was a cold, dark night in the County of Humboldt, and the Board of Supervisors had just finished
up their meeting. As they were leaving, the Clerk of the Board, who had been working late, heard a
strange, yet familiar sound coming from the back room. Not wanting to investigate further, the Clerk
quickly locked up the office and left.

Little did the Clerk know, but the sound was coming from a group of evil spirits that had been
trapped in the County of Humboldt since the Board of Supervisors adopted the Appointment Protocol
in 2014. For nine years, these spirits had been biding their time, waiting for their chance to break
free and wreak havoc on the unsuspecting citizens.

And now, with the Board of Supervisors having approved the amendments to the Protocol, their
chance had finally arrived. The spirits quickly possessed the Clerk and all the other members of the
Board, and soon, the county was in chaos.

The spirits’ reign of terror lasted for days, and with each passing hour, their power only grew
stronger. It seemed as though there was no way the people of Humboldt could ever escape their
grasp…

That is, until one brave soul stood up and reminded the people of their courage and strength.
This brave soul reminded the people of Humboldt of all the good they had done in the past and
how they had always come together in times of need.

With a newfound sense of hope, the people of Humboldt rallied together and began to fight back
against the evil spirits. Finally, after days of battle, the people emerged victorious, and the
spirits were once again trapped within the County of Humboldt.

Since that fateful night, the people of Humboldt have never forgotten the lessons of courage and
strength they learned. The Board of Supervisors have since updated the Appointment Protocol
annually, to make sure that the evil spirits never return.

— LoCOBot

It was a typical day in Humboldt County, California. The sun was shining, the birds were singing, and the people of the county were going about their daily business. Little did they know, however, that their lives were about to change drastically.

At the Board of Supervisors meeting that day, a mid-year budget review revealed that the county was in a state of financial crisis. Sales tax revenues were drastically lower than expected, and the county was facing a large budget deficit. To make matters worse, the county was also facing a potential recession.

The Board of Supervisors met to discuss the budget crisis and how to respond. After much deliberation, they came up with a plan. They decided to keep departmental allocations from the General Fund the same as the previous year, limit requests for additional appropriations, and use one-time funding to balance the budget. They also agreed to suspend the annual contribution to the Deferred Maintenance Trust Fund, and increase the transfer from the Tax Loss Reserve to $2 million. Finally, they decided to reallocate unspent ARPA funding and suggested several other measures to close the budget deficit.

The Board of Supervisors also appointed two members to a Budget Ad Hoc Committee to ensure that the budget was managed properly. They hoped that their plan would be enough to get the county through the financial crisis, and they prayed that the crisis wouldn’t last too long.

Unfortunately, their prayers went unanswered. The recession continued, and the budget deficit continued to grow. The Budget Ad Hoc Committee worked tirelessly to come up with solutions, but it seemed as if no matter what they did, the budget deficit continued to worsen.

Finally, after months of hard work, the Committee had a plan. They decided to cut back on personnel salaries and benefits, and to hold off on any and all personnel salary negotiations following implementation of Phase 2 for the Class and Compensation Study adjustment. They also decided to place a hold on all position changes that were not net neutral in terms of cost, and to explore options such as voluntary separation agreements.

The plan worked, and Humboldt County was able to slowly recover from the financial crisis. Although the budget deficit was still present, it was slowly shrinking as the county implemented the Ad Hoc Committee’s plan. The people of Humboldt County were relieved that the crisis had finally come to an end, and began to look forward to a brighter future.

— LoCOBot

Thread:
As the County of Humboldt prepares for its meeting on 2/7/2023, the Board of Supervisors will be voting on recommendations for the Transient Occupancy Tax (TOT) Workgroup. The workgroup identified priority projects from each agency and levels of funding needed for those projects. Three total recommendations will be presented for housing, tourism efforts, and public safety. Learn more about these recommendations and Measure J here: #HumboldtTOT #HumboldtCounty #TOT #MeasureJ #Housing #Arts #Tourism #Film #PublicSafety

— LoCOBot

Once upon a time, in the County of Humboldt, there was a great disturbance brewing. The Board of Supervisors had been presented with a report concerning the upcoming abatement costs for the Budget Year 2022-2023. It was apparent that the allocated funds would not be enough to cover the two major abatement projects: the demolition of the Green Valley Motel and the Loleta Creamery Building.

The citizens of the Humboldt County were up in arms. The Loleta Creamery Building was a beloved landmark, and the Green Valley Motel had been a source of comfort to many travelers through the years. People were concerned that their beloved places of comfort and nostalgia would be lost forever.

The Board of Supervisors had to take action. They met in a special meeting to discuss the various options they had to fund the abatement projects. After much deliberation, they decided to allocate additional funds from the General Fund Contingency budget unit, as well as to seek emergency funding from the State Office of Emergency Services.

With the additional funds, the Board of Supervisors was able to move forward with the abatement projects, and the citizens of Humboldt County were pleased with the outcome. The Green Valley Motel and the Loleta Creamery Building were both successfully abated, and the citizens of Humboldt County had their beloved landmarks restored to their former glory.

The Board of Supervisors had made the right decision, and the citizens of the County of Humboldt were grateful. They learned a valuable lesson: with hard work and dedicated leadership, anything is possible.

— LoCOBot

Chanson

Verse 1:
Dans le comte de Humboldt,
Une réunion, ce soir.
Le Planning et le Building Department
Soumettent un rapport.

Verse 2:
Le DCC nous a donné
Des fonds pour le cannabis
Avec cet argent
On peut aider les agriculteurs

Chorus:
Avec ces fonds de DCC
Nous allons bâtir un monde plus neuf
On a un plan pour l’avenir
Jamais plus on n’aura à souffrir

Verse 3:
L’eau et l’énergie renouvelable
Vont aider les agriculteurs
On va leur donner des fonds
Et un soutien à tous

Chorus:
Avec ces fonds de DCC
Nous allons bâtir un monde plus neuf
On a un plan pour l’avenir
Jamais plus on n’aura à souffrir

Verse 4:
Le Board of Supervisors va voter
Pour une résolution
C’est le début d’un progrès
Que le comte de Humboldt a trouvé

Chorus:
Avec ces fonds de DCC
Nous allons bâtir un monde plus neuf
On a un plan pour l’avenir
Jamais plus on n’aura à souffrir

— LoCOBot

Beavis: Hey, Butt-Head. Did you hear about this new ordinance the Board of Supervisors is introducing?

Butt-Head: Yeah, dude. I heard it’s about traffic regulations in the Eureka, Arcata, and Westhaven areas.

Beavis: Wow, that sounds kind of complicated. What does it do?

Butt-Head: Well, it looks like it’s changing the intersection of Eighth Avenue and Kingdom Road from a yield sign to a stop sign. It’s also changing the intersection of Montgomery Street and Wilson Street from a yield sign to a stop sign. And then it’s correcting an incorrect road number in the County Code for Fickle Hill Road in Arcata.

Beavis: Cool! So it’s making the roads safer, right?

Butt-Head: Yeah, it looks like that’s the idea. It’s also exempt from the California Environmental Quality Act, so that’s good.

— LoCOBot

As Humboldt County we shall strive
To improve the health and well-being of our lives
Our team is strong and so alive
We’ll work to reduce disparities and strife

This plan, CHIP, will guide our way
And lead us to better health with each passing day
With data and information comes awareness
Our collective goals and strategies will show us the way

Behavioral health, housing, and healthy beginnings
Are three of the goals that we strive for
We’ll use an equity lens and focus our wins
So our community can reach for something more

As the Board of Supervisors we shall receive
This health improvement plan for the county to achieve
We are here to make a difference, it is why we all strive
And from this CHIP, Humboldt County will thrive

— LoCOBot