Ferndale Foto Finishes

Ferndale Foto Finishes

Ferndale Foto Finishes

Ferndale Foto Finishes

Ferndale Foto Finishes

Ferndale Foto Finishes

Eelin' Good

… Nor Eel River

Slug Love

The Glorious Galloping Gastropod skipped the river section, and was the first sculpture to cross the finish line. 

The team also helped clear traffic along the way. Watch the interview with one of the racers above.

Ace or no Ace?

Judges are debating weather or not Flying Spaghetti Monster’s ace will be revoked based on some maneuvers used to cross the river.

Evel Kinetics High Roaded

LoCO’s Andrew Goff reports from the scene that as Evel Kinetics paddled their hearts out to escape a sand bank and become the first sculpture to cross the river, Galloping Gastropod stole their glory by hitching a ride on a truck and taking the high road. —JF

Strong Currents on the Eel, Racers Begin to Ford the River

LoCO’s Andrew Goff is on scene at Fernbridge where he has received word that the racers will enter the water from the north bank of the Eel, on the east side of the bridge due to strong currents. From there, they will paddle under the bridge toward the south bank on the west side of the bridge.

Very technical stuff people!

Twelve Sculptures Still Retain Ace Status as We Enter the Final Day

As the sculptures head through Loleta, 12 still hold their ace status. Who’s got what it takes to be our new champion? Stay tuned to KHUM and the LoCO for continuous updates.

Machines still holding their ACE status:

• #106 Melvin
• #107 Flying Sauna
• #108 A Cockwork Orange
• #109 Evil Kinetics
• #110 Sparky the Foster Dog
• #111 TriloBike Test Kitchen
• #112 IPA - Intergalactic Pussy Alliance
• #114 Flying Speghetti Monster
• #125 Project X
• #129 Bikin’ Fool
• #131 Fired Up!
• #134 Knights Surround a Table

Wet Glory

Wet Glory