2017 Chain Mail | Monday, 2 p.m.

… Nor Eel River

Slug Love

The Glorious Galloping Gastropod skipped the river section, and was the first sculpture to cross the finish line. 

The team also helped clear traffic along the way. Watch the interview with one of the racers above.

2017 Flying Spaghetti Monster | Monday, 1:27 p.m.

Ace or no Ace?

Judges are debating weather or not Flying Spaghetti Monster’s ace will be revoked based on some maneuvers used to cross the river.

2017 Evel Kinetics | Monday, 12:13 p.m.

Evel Kinetics High Roaded



LoCO’s Andrew Goff reports from the scene that as Evel Kinetics paddled their hearts out to escape a sand bank and become the first sculpture to cross the river, Galloping Gastropod stole their glory by hitching a ride on a truck and taking the high road. —JF

-2017 General Race Updates- | Monday, 11:50 a.m.

Strong Currents on the Eel, Racers Begin to Ford the River

LoCO’s Andrew Goff is on scene at Fernbridge where he has received word that the racers will enter the water from the north bank of the Eel, on the east side of the bridge due to strong currents. From there, they will paddle under the bridge toward the south bank on the west side of the bridge.

Very technical stuff people!

-2017 General Race Updates- | Monday, 11:13 a.m.

Twelve Sculptures Still Retain Ace Status as We Enter the Final Day

As the sculptures head through Loleta, 12 still hold their ace status. Who’s got what it takes to be our new champion? Stay tuned to KHUM and the LoCO for continuous updates.

Machines still holding their ACE status:

  • #106 Melvin
  • #107 Flying Sauna
  • #108 A Cockwork Orange
  • #109 Evil Kinetics
  • #110 Sparky the Foster Dog
  • #111 TriloBike Test Kitchen
  • #112 IPA - Intergalactic Pussy Alliance
  • #114 Flying Speghetti Monster
  • #125 Project X
  • #129 Bikin’ Fool
  • #131 Fired Up!
  • #134 Knights Surround a Table



2017 Team Jeep | Sunday, 7:03 p.m.

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2017 Kinetic Soul Train | Sunday, 7:01 p.m.

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2017 Sisyphus Walks 'is Moon | Sunday, 7 p.m.

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2017 Planet X | Sunday, 6:59 p.m.

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2017 A Cockwork Orange | Sunday, 2:54 p.m.

Cockwork Orange Exits the Bay

Video provided by Eli Rohl.

A Cockwork Orange traversed the bay with ease.

2017 Tempus Fugitorium | Sunday, 12:28 p.m.

There Will be a New Champion!

Tempus Fugitorium’s undercarriage. Photos by Andrew Goff.

The reigning Kinetic Grand Champions, Tempus Fugitorium, have flipped over in Humboldt Bay ensuring that they will be ineligible for an ACE award and meaning we are guaranteed a new champion this year. 

They are currently being assisted by a Humboldt County Sheriffs Office boat.

The Outpost’s Andrew Goff is on scene and reports that their big beautiful sculpture has gone completely belly-up in the water.

Sculptures continue to enter the water near the Wharfinger Building and are paddling, pushing and rowing their way toward Samoa Bridge.


2017 Samurai Lawyers | Sunday, 12:12 p.m.

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2017 Painappuru | Sunday, 12:12 p.m.

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