Occupy Thanksgiving?

CHP: Car Fire at 1201 Salmon River Rd 11:04 p.m.
HIGHWAYS: Northbound 101 Lane Closure 11 p.m.
CHP: Traffic Collision, No Injuries at Highway 255 and Jackson Ranch Rd 10:42 p.m.
FoPD: <a href="https://lostcoastoutpost.com/patrolled/fortuna/2025/apr/28/#incident-1038628">BARKING DOG COMPLAINT &#8212; GARDEN LN 10:30 p.m.
HCSO: <a href="https://lostcoastoutpost.com/patrolled/sheriff/2025/apr/28/#incident-1038624">Vehicle Investigation &#8212; 100 Block of RAILROAD AVE 10:16 p.m.
HCSO: <a href="https://lostcoastoutpost.com/patrolled/sheriff/2025/apr/28/#incident-1038623">Traffic Stop &#8212; NORTH BANK RD/AZALEA AVE 10:02 p.m.
EPD: <a href="https://lostcoastoutpost.com/patrolled/eureka/2025/apr/28/#incident-1038615">PATROL CHECK &#8212; 2100 Block of MADRONE AV 9:39 p.m.

Even after talking turkey for days, Occupy Thanksgiving was unable to achieve unanimous consent on how to avoid being dinner.