Occupy Thanksgiving?

CHP: Traffic Hazard at 200 Highway 299 E TRI 2.00 3:32 a.m.
FoPD: <a href="https://lostcoastoutpost.com/patrolled/fortuna/2025/apr/05/#incident-1030649">SUSPICIOUS CIRCUMSTANCE &#8212; RIVERWALK DR 3:28 a.m.
FoPD: <a href="https://lostcoastoutpost.com/patrolled/fortuna/2025/apr/05/#incident-1030648">MEDICAL AID &#8212; HILLTOP DR 3:14 a.m.
EPD: <a href="https://lostcoastoutpost.com/patrolled/eureka/2025/apr/05/#incident-1030655">ASSAULT AND BATTERY REPORT &#8212; 2700 Block of DOLBEER ST 3:12 a.m.
HCSO: <a href="https://lostcoastoutpost.com/patrolled/sheriff/2025/apr/05/#incident-1030650">Welfare Check &#8212; 200 Block of WIYOT DR 2:31 a.m.
UPD: <a href="https://lostcoastoutpost.com/patrolled/university/2025/apr/05/#incident-1030647">TRAFFIC STOP &#8212; CITY OF ARCATA EAST OF 101 2:21 a.m.
APD: <a href="https://lostcoastoutpost.com/patrolled/arcata/2025/apr/05/#incident-1030644">LOUD MUSIC COMPLAINT &#8212; 4900 Block of VALLEY EAST BLVD 2:14 a.m.

Even after talking turkey for days, Occupy Thanksgiving was unable to achieve unanimous consent on how to avoid being dinner.