Remember when Eureka Community Services Director Miles Slattery unwisely picked a fight with an entire wrestling troupe, prompting a brutal ass whooping? Remember when he went berzerker in plain view of the cameras shortly afterward, picking yet another losing fight with the LoCO commentariat? 

Sad shows both, but it hasn’t ended there. Hoodslam will be in town one week from tomorrow, and it seems that Slattery — fully deranged, at this point — is preparing to exact revenge. Swole of head but not of bicep, he has enlisted a personal trainer (you won’t believe who!) to whip him into fighting trim in advance of their Jan. 12 match at the Muni.

Please find below a montage of Slattery’s excrutiating regimen, which coincidentally features many of the city-owned recreational facilities managed by his department.

City government’s pride is on the line, and it’s all in Slattery’s tiny hands. Spoiler alert: He still can’t buy a bucket.

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