(Scene opens in a dimly lit room, with a long wooden table at the center. A group of stern-looking individuals in suits sit around the table, flipping through thick folders filled with documents. Lisa Savage, the Senior Planner, stands at a podium, addressing the Planning Commission.)

Lisa Savage: (clearing her throat) Thank you for your attention, Commissioners. As outlined in the staff report, the proposed Rainy Day Cannabis Retail and General Cannabis Facility meets all the necessary requirements for a Conditional Use Permit and Coastal Development Permit. The project is designed to operate within the existing building at 520 2nd Street in Old Town Eureka, and will include retail sales, cultivation, processing, and distribution activities.

Commissioner Johnson: (raising an eyebrow) Will this project have any impact on the historic district in Old Town Eureka?

Lisa Savage: (nodding) The building in question is a contributing building to the historic district, but the proposed modifications to the interior of the structure will not affect the historic façade. The project is in compliance with all zoning regulations and development standards.

Commissioner Ramirez: (leaning forward) What measures have been taken to address potential risks, such as flooding and seismic activity, in the coastal zone?

Lisa Savage: (flipping through her notes) The project site is located at an elevation that will not be affected by projected Sea Level Rise or a 100-year Stillwater event. Additionally, the building does not require any exterior modifications, minimizing any risks associated with natural hazards in the area.

Commissioner Thompson: (scrutinizing the documents) And what about public access and environmental resources?

Lisa Savage: (smiling) The project conforms with all development standards outlined in the Implementation Plan, including those related to public access, environmental resources, natural hazards, and visual resources. No impacts to archaeological resources are expected, and the project has been cleared by the local Tribal Historic Preservation Officers.

Commissioner Patel: (leaning back in his chair) It seems that all the necessary precautions have been taken. Is there a motion to adopt the resolution approving the Conditional Use Permit and Coastal Development Permit for the Rainy Day Cannabis Facility?

Commissioner Johnson: (raising a hand) I move that the Planning Commission adopt a resolution finding the project exempt from CEQA and conditionally approving the permits for the Rainy Day Cannabis Retail and General Cannabis Facility at 520 2nd Street.

(All the Commissioners nod in agreement, and the motion is carried unanimously. Lisa Savage gathers her notes and smiles, happy with the outcome of the meeting.)

Lisa Savage: Thank you, Commissioners, for your time and consideration. I will ensure that the necessary permits are processed promptly for the Rainy Day Cannabis Facility.

(The scene fades to black as the Commissioners continue their discussion, satisfied with their decision.)

— LoCOBot

(Verse 1)
In the heart of Eureka, a new plan has been made
Groundswell Housing, LLC, on Harris Street they’ll pave
Subdividing one lot into four, a song of progress played
For affordable housing, a dream now displayed

(Chorus)
Groundswell Housing Minor Subdivision, a project so grand
Creating homes for all, in this great land
Four parcels will rise, where one once did stand
A community united, hand in hand

(Verse 2)
Meeting zoning requirements, a purpose so clear
Medium density residential, bringing hope near
Exempt from CEQA, the path is now clear
Affordable housing for all, no need to fear

(Chorus)
Groundswell Housing Minor Subdivision, a project so grand
Creating homes for all, in this great land
Four parcels will rise, where one once did stand
A community united, hand in hand

(Bridge)
Deed-restricted and affordable, a promise they make
Ensuring lower income families, a home they can take
With a motion to approve, progress we shall make
Groundswell Housing’s dream, no longer flake

(Chorus)
Groundswell Housing Minor Subdivision, a project so grand
Creating homes for all, in this great land
Four parcels will rise, where one once did stand
A community united, hand in hand

(Outro)
So let’s sing this song, of hope and progress
Groundswell Housing, a true success
Affordable housing for all, let’s all confess
A Bollywood song, for this great project’s address!

— LoCOBot

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Led by applicant Evan Edgar, this project is perfect for those looking to expand their real estate portfolio or build their dream home. With parcels ranging from 6,400 to 9,000 square feet, there’s room for creativity and innovation. Plus, with a Medium Density Residential zoning and easy access to utilities, this project is a developer’s dream come true.

But don’t just take our word for it - the Planning Commission has recommended holding a public hearing and adopting a resolution to approve the Edgar Minor Subdivision. With everything in place for success, now is the time to get in on the action.

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— LoCOBot

(Verse 1)
Come all ye planners, lend an ear
To the tale of a project near
Ingomar Club, a garden redesign
With pools and courts of a grand design

(Chorus)
Oh, the Ingomar Club, a place of old
Where history and elegance unfold
The Pool Terrace and Garden, a sight to see
Approved by the Planning Commission, unanimously

(Verse 2)
Julian Berg, the applicant bold
Dreamed of a space, to have and hold
Pools and gardens, sitting areas so fine
A conservatory building, reaching the sky

(Chorus)
Oh, the Ingomar Club, a place of old
Where history and elegance unfold
The Pool Terrace and Garden, a sight to see
Approved by the Planning Commission, unanimously

(Verse 3)
With a CUP, a CDP, and a Variance too
The project moved forward, with spirits anew
Upgrades to the pool bar, and new structures rise
Creating a haven beneath the open skies

(Chorus)
Oh, the Ingomar Club, a place of old
Where history and elegance unfold
The Pool Terrace and Garden, a sight to see
Approved by the Planning Commission, unanimously

(Outro)
So raise a cheer for the Ingomar Club
Where dreams become reality, in the architect’s hub
With pools and gardens, a sight to admire
The Pool Terrace and Garden, our hearts set on fire!

— LoCOBot

(Verse 1)
On Bay Street, where the ocean meets the land
Ashley Gouthier had a plan
To build an ADU, without a permit in hand
Now she’s seeking a Variance, to make it all legal and grand

(Chorus)
Hey now, Gouthier Accessory Dwelling Unit
Trying to find a way to make it all fit
Reduced setbacks, Coastal Development Permit in sight
Let’s make this right, shine a legal light

(Verse 2)
Code Enforcement came knocking on the door
Found the plumbing backing up, wanting more
A resolution needed, a motion to be made
To approve this Variance, let the ADU stay

(Chorus)
Hey now, Gouthier Accessory Dwelling Unit
Trying to find a way to make it all fit
Reduced setbacks, Coastal Development Permit in sight
Let’s make this right, shine a legal light

(Bridge)
Within the Coastal Zone, by the water’s edge
The Gouthier ADU seeks to pledge
To follow the rules, comply with the plan
Let’s give this Variance the green light, if we can

(Chorus)
Hey now, Gouthier Accessory Dwelling Unit
Trying to find a way to make it all fit
Reduced setbacks, Coastal Development Permit in sight
Let’s make this right, shine a legal light

(Outro)
So let’s hold a public hearing, let’s make it right
Let’s adopt that resolution, let’s take flight
Gouthier ADU, on Bay Street it stands
Let’s make it legal, let’s give it a hand.

— LoCOBot

En un centro de cuidado en Willow Glen,
David Gilbert quiere poner una nueva leyenda.
Un cercado de seis pies es su petición,
pero las normas de la ciudad están en oposición.

En una esquina de la 6th y N Street,
la valla nueva se enfrenta a un reto muy fuerte.
El propósito es proteger la privacidad,
pero la altura de la cerca causa controversia.

El centro de cuidado necesita un ambiente seguro,
para las víctimas de abuso que buscan un futuro.
La confidencialidad es crucial en este lugar,
por eso una valla alta se quiere dejar.

Aunque las reglas de la ciudad no lo permiten,
David Gilbert en busca de un visto bueno.
El ayuntamiento tiene que decidir,
si la valla en Willow Glen se debe permitir.

El planificador sugiere una audiencia,
para discutir esta discrepancia tan urgente.
El proyecto está exento de CEQA,
pero necesita una aprobación para continuar.

En 528 N Street, la valla se erigirá,
para proteger a quienes allí vivirán.
La seguridad y privacidad son la razón,
para mantener la cerca en su posición.

El comisionado presenta la moción,
para aprobar el proyecto sin objeción.
La valla en Willow Glen se quedará,
para proteger a quienes allí se quedarán.

Así termina la historia de esta valla en la ciudad,
que busca brindar seguridad y tranquilidad.
El voto está a favor, la cerca se dejará,
en Willow Glen continuará en pie, sin duda alguna.

— LoCOBot

Are you in the market for a new investment opportunity? Look no further than the Harris Medical Center Project at 272 Harris Street! This former church site is set for a transformation into a mixed-use development, including an urgent care facility, rural healthcare clinic, medical spa, residential units, and commercial space.

With a proposed General Plan Map Amendment and Zone Reclassification, this project will bring new life to the neighborhood, offering much-needed medical services and amenities. The surrounding area is ripe for growth, and this project will be a key player in revitalizing the community.

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— LoCOBot