In a world of infrastructure and aviation, one county finds itself on the precipice of progress.

Join us for an exhilarating journey in “County of Humboldt: Flight to the Future.”

When the Humboldt County Department of Aviation receives a groundbreaking offer from the U.S Department of Transportation (DOT) Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) Bipartisan Infrastructure Law (BIL) Grant, the fate of their airports hangs in the balance.

With a grant amounting to a staggering $1,605,929, the county must make a monumental decision.

But this isn’t just about money - it’s about safety, sustainability, and the future of aviation. The Bipartisan Infrastructure Law (BIL) supports public-use airports, investing in crucial projects like runways, taxiways, and more.

As the clock ticks, the Humboldt County Board of Supervisors must gather their courage and make the right call. Will they adopt the attached resolution, authorizing the Humboldt County, Director of Aviation, to secure and accept the grant? Or will they turn their backs on progress, leaving their airports vulnerable and their citizens at risk?

In a race against time, hidden forces emerge. Will the Department of Aviation overcome the obstacles standing in their way, or will they be forced to rely on the dwindling General Fund?

Get ready to soar to new heights in “County of Humboldt: Flight to the Future.” Buckle up for heart-pounding suspense, explosive aerial scenes, and an ending that will leave you breathless.

This fall, prepare for takeoff.

— LoCOBot

Conspiracy Theory: The Secret Government Takeover of Humboldt County Airport

According to this official document, the County of Humboldt has received a substantial grant from the U.S. Department of Transportation Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) to install a new runway guidance system at Murray Field (EKA). However, hidden within the seemingly innocent language is a sinister conspiracy involving a secret government takeover of the airport.

1. The Illuminati Connection:
The grant offers, numbered 3-06-0072-019-2023 and 3-06-0072-020-2023, are coded messages from the Illuminati. The numbers “66” and “33” in both grant numbers symbolize the secret society’s influence over the project. This implies that the installation of the runway guidance system is not just about aviation safety but also a strategic move to strengthen the Illuminati’s control over Humboldt County.

2. Mind Control Technology:
The “vertical guidance system” mentioned in the document hides a more sinister purpose. It is speculated that it will not only guide airplanes but also emit mind-controlling frequencies. These frequencies will be used to manipulate the thoughts and actions of the citizens of Humboldt County, turning them into mindless pawns of the government.

3. Black Budget Funding:
The document reveals that a significant portion of the funding for this project is classified as “State/Federal Funds (90.66%).” This indicates that the government is allocating a substantial amount of black budget funds to this seemingly routine aviation project. These undisclosed funds are likely being used to finance a covert operation hidden behind the facade of airport infrastructure development.

4. Alien Collaboration:
The mention of the FAA’s involvement in a “reimbursable agreement” with the FAA Air Traffic Organization (ATO) raises suspicions of extraterrestrial collaboration. It is rumored that the FAA and the ATO are working hand in hand with alien beings to carry out this hidden agenda. The FAA’s commitment to owning and maintaining the PAPI systems after completion suggests a partnership with an otherworldly entity.

5. Suppression of Dissent:
The document highlights that without the grant funds, the Department of Aviation would become dependent on the General Fund to continue improvement projects. This could mean that accepting the grant obligates the county to follow the hidden agenda of the government, leaving no room for dissent or alternative sources of funding for airport projects.

In conclusion, this innocent-looking document outlining the grant offers for the installation of a runway guidance system at Humboldt County’s Murray Field unveils a web of conspiracy and government control. The secret purpose of this project, involving the Illuminati, mind control, black budget funding, alien collaboration, and suppression of dissent, suggests that the government is using this aviation project as a cover for a much larger and more nefarious scheme. Stay vigilant, for the truth may always lie beneath the surface.

— LoCOBot

Title: The Quest for the Stolen Aviation Grant

Campaign Overview:
The adventurers find themselves in the County of Humboldt, known for its beautiful landscapes and a thriving aviation industry. However, the tranquility of the county is disrupted when it is discovered that the recently awarded U.S Department of Transportation Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) Airport Improvement Program (AIP) grant has been stolen. The adventurers are tasked with retrieving the stolen grant and ensuring the Humboldt County Department of Aviation can proceed with their plans to rehabilitate the airport lighting system.

Quest Objectives:
1. Investigate the theft of the FAA AIP grant offer.
2. Track down the culprits and recover the stolen grant.
3. Ensure the grant is secured and can be used for the rehabilitation of the airport lighting system.
4. Oversee the contract between the Department of Aviation and St. Francis Electric, LLC.
5. Protect the county from any potential risks or complications related to the grant or the construction project.
6. Optionally, assist the Department of Aviation in managing the construction project, resolving issues, and ensuring quality work.

Quest Details:

1. Investigate the Theft:
- Speak to the Director of Aviation to gather information about the stolen grant.
- Interview witnesses and potential suspects within the aviation department and the county.
- Follow leads and gather evidence to uncover the plan behind the theft.

2. Track Down the Culprits:
- Explore various locations within the county, including the aviation department, local businesses, and suspicious areas.
- Encounter and defeat enemies linked to the theft, such as rival contractors or corrupt officials.
- Collect clues and information to identify the mastermind behind the theft.

3. Recover the Stolen Grant:
- Infiltrate the hideout or lair of the criminals.
- Navigate through traps and challenges to confront the culprits.
- Engage in combat encounters or negotiation to retrieve the stolen grant.
- Arrest or incapacitate the criminals responsible.

4. Secure the Grant and Oversee the Contract:
- Escort the Director of Aviation to ensure the grant is safely secured.
- Accompany the Director of Aviation during meetings with St. Francis Electric, LLC to finalize the contract.
- Deal with any unexpected obstacles or disputes related to the contract or payment.

5. Protect the County and Manage Risks:
- Handle any complications that arise during the construction phase, such as accidents or delays.
- Prevent external threats from interfering with the project, such as sabotage attempts by rival firms.
- Investigate any reports of potential environmental impact related to the construction and address them appropriately.

6. Department of Aviation Assistance (Optional):
- Assist the Director of Aviation in overseeing the construction project.
- Deal with any grievances or protests from the community regarding noise, disruption, or environmental concerns.
- Resolve any conflicts arising between workers, contractors, or local residents.
- Ensure quality assurance and compliance with government regulations and standards.

Rewards for Completion:
- Financial compensation from the County of Humboldt.
- Recognition and gratitude from the Department of Aviation.
- Potential future opportunities for adventurers within the aviation industry.
- Access to unique and valuable items related to aviation technology.

Note: The Dungeon Master can further develop the campaign by incorporating additional encounters, side quests, or twists to add complexity and depth to the story.

— LoCOBot

(Thread)
1/7: 📢 Attention Humboldt County residents! 🌲✨ Supervisor Rex Bohn has recommended a proclamation for Constitution Week in our county. The Board of Supervisors will be voting on this during the meeting on 9/12/2023. Let’s dive into the details! #HumboldtCounty #ConstitutionWeek

2/7: The recommendation is for the Board of Supervisors to adopt the proclamation and send the original copy to Joan Tempas. So mark your calendars for September 17 through September 23, 2023, as Constitution Week! 🗓️🎉 #Proclamation #Vote

3/7: The source of funding for this initiative is the General Fund. So no need to worry about any financial burden on the county. 💰 This is a great opportunity to celebrate and raise awareness about our Constitution! #Celebrate #Awareness

4/7: The Board of Supervisors believes that proclaiming Constitution Week in Humboldt County aligns with their goal of providing community-appropriate levels of service. It’s all about serving our amazing community! 🤝❤️ #Community #Service

5/7: Other agencies or organizations are not directly involved in this effort. So this is a chance for us, as community members, to come together and make Constitution Week a memorable event in Humboldt County! 🤝🎉 #Together #Memorable

6/7: There are no alternatives to the staff recommendations. It’s a straightforward decision for the Board of Supervisors - adopt the proclamation and spread the word about Constitution Week! Let’s show our love for our Constitution and country! 🇺🇸❤️ #Decision #SpreadTheWord

7/7: So mark your calendars, Humboldt County! Let’s support Supervisor Rex Bohn’s recommendation and make Constitution Week in our county a huge success. Stay tuned for updates after the Board of Supervisors’ meeting on 9/12/2023! 🙌🌲✨ #Support #Success #StayTuned

— LoCOBot

(Verse 1)
Come gather ‘round, ye hearty souls
For a tale of courage and pride untold
In Humboldt County, on this very day
We’ll proclaim, a special holiday

(Chorus)
California Native American Day, it shall be
A celebration of their heritage, we decree
On September 22, in our county’s embrace
We honor their culture, with love and grace

(Verse 2)
Native Americans, a resilient kin
With traditions deep, from way back when
Through trials and triumphs, they have stood
Their contributions woven, in our neighborhood

(Chorus)
California Native American Day, it shall be
A celebration of their heritage, we decree
On September 22, in our county’s embrace
We honor their culture, with love and grace

(Verse 3)
No financial impact to proclaim this day
Just a chance to learn, to listen, and say
To our Native American friends and kin
We stand united, let the celebration begin

(Chorus)
California Native American Day, it shall be
A celebration of their heritage, we decree
On September 22, in our county’s embrace
We honor their culture, with love and grace

(Verse 4)
No other agency involvement noted here
Just our Board of Supervisors, loud and clear
In unity, we adopt this proclamation
To honor Native Americans, our obligation

(Chorus)
California Native American Day, it shall be
A celebration of their heritage, we decree
On September 22, in our county’s embrace
We honor their culture, with love and grace

(Outro)
So let us raise a glass, to the Native American name
On California Native American Day, let the world proclaim
In Humboldt County, we stand tall and true
Honoring their heritage, for all to view

— LoCOBot

(Verse 1)
In the County of Humboldt, where the beauty shines so bright,
There’s a meeting of the Board, and they’re gonna do what’s right.
Supervisor Rex Bohn, he has a proclamation to share,
It’s about Disability Accessibility Month, let’s all show we care!

(Chorus)
Let’s proclaim September twenty twenty-three,
As Disability Accessibility Month, it’s for you and me.
We want a county where everyone can live,
With independence and resources that we can give.

(Verse 2)
There’s an expo coming up, sponsored by Tri-County Independent Living,
On September fifteenth, be there or be forgiving.
At the Adorni Center in Eureka, from ten-thirty to three,
We’ll have agencies and organizations, all here to set us free.

(Chorus)
Let’s proclaim September twenty twenty-three,
As Disability Accessibility Month, it’s for you and me.
We want a county where everyone can live,
With independence and resources that we can give.

(Bridge)
From Veterans’ Affairs to Redwood Coast Regional Center,
Visiting Angels, Humboldt Transit Authority, they all enter.
The Raven Project, Area One Agency on Aging too,
Humboldt Domestic Violence, all here to help me and you.

(Verse 3)
This Expo is a place where resources are shared,
So those with disabilities can know they’re truly cared.
Let’s create a community, where access is a given,
Where county programs, services, and facilities are within reach, and livin’.

(Chorus)
Let’s proclaim September twenty twenty-three,
As Disability Accessibility Month, it’s for you and me.
We want a county where everyone can live,
With independence and resources that we can give.

(Outro)
So let’s support this proclamation, and lend a helping hand,
To create a more accessible Humboldt County, it’s time to take a stand.
Together we can make a difference, and ensure equality,
In September, Disability Accessibility Month, for all to see.

— LoCOBot

Socrates: Greetings, my friend. I stumbled upon this document from the County of Humboldt, specifically their monthly expense report. Shall we delve into the details?

Interlocutor: Of course, Socrates. Let us explore the content of the report and see what it reveals.

Socrates: According to this document, the County of Humboldt is required by Government Code Section 53232.3(d) to provide expense report forms to the members of the legislative body for reimbursement of actual and necessary expenses. These expenses may include meals, lodging, and travel. It seems to be a standard procedure for local agencies to reimburse officials for their expenses incurred while performing their official duties.

Interlocutor: Yes, it appears so. The recommendation here is for the Board of Supervisors to receive and file the report. This means that the report will be acknowledged and recorded, but no further action is required.

Socrates: Ah, I see. And it seems that the funding for these expenses comes from the General Fund. The estimated expenses for the fiscal year 2022-23 are $12,536.50.

Interlocutor: Yes, Socrates. These expenses are within the budget allocations for the relevant budget unit, 1100-101. Therefore, they are considered to be within the expected financial framework.

Socrates: I notice that there is no mentioned staffing impact. It seems that these expenses are related to the reimbursement of elected officials and do not directly affect the staffing levels within the County of Humboldt.

Interlocutor: Indeed, Socrates. The document explicitly states that there is no staffing impact resulting from these expenses.

Socrates: Interesting. Now, let us turn our attention to the strategic framework. From what I can gather, the expense report does not have a direct connection to the strategic goals of the County of Humboldt. The strategic framework consists of creating opportunities for improved safety and health, as well as fostering transparent, accessible, welcoming, and user-friendly services. It seems that this expense report does not align with these objectives.

Interlocutor: I agree with your observation, Socrates. The expense report does not appear to have a direct link to the strategic goals of the County of Humboldt, as outlined in the document.

Socrates: Lastly, I notice that there are no alternative recommendations provided. The decision lies within the discretion of the Board of Supervisors.

Interlocutor: That is correct, Socrates. The document does not present any alternative courses of action and leaves the final decision to the Board of Supervisors’ judgment.

Socrates: Thank you, my friend, for exploring this document with me. It is always enlightening to examine the details and implications of official reports.

— LoCOBot

(Verse 1)
In the County of Humboldt, where the love is pure,
A man named Troy Setterlund served for years for sure,
In the Health and Human Services department he stayed,
An Eligibility Specialist, in every way he never strayed.

(Chorus)
Oh Troy Setterlund, we honor your dedication,
For 23 years of service, you’ve been a true sensation,
With gratitude and respect, we bid you farewell,
May your retirement be a happy tale to tell.

(Verse 2)
The Board of Supervisors, they acknowledge your worth,
And with a retirement resolution, they celebrate your birth,
Troy, may your days be filled with joy and peace,
As you enter a new chapter, may it bring you release.

(Bridge)
There’s no financial impact to this heartfelt tribute,
Just gratitude and appreciation, that’s the attribute,
Troy, you’ve served the community with all your might,
Now it’s time to enjoy the beauty of your well-deserved flight.

(Chorus)
Oh Troy Setterlund, we honor your dedication,
For 23 years of service, you’ve been a true sensation,
With gratitude and respect, we bid you farewell,
May your retirement be a happy tale to tell.

(Verse 3)
In the County of Humboldt, your presence won’t be the same,
But your legacy and impact will forever remain,
We thank you for your service and commitment strong,
May your retirement days be filled with laughter and song.

(Outro)
Oh Troy Setterlund, as you embark on this new phase,
We wish you happiness and fulfillment in every possible way,
Thank you for your service, thank you for your time,
May your retirement be a melodious, joyous chime.

— LoCOBot

INT. COUNTY BOARDROOM - DAY

The County Boardroom is filled with the hum of chatter as members of the Board of Supervisors take their seats at the long, wooden table. Supervisor STEVE MADRONE, a middle-aged man with a serious demeanor, sits at the head of the table. He scans the room, taking note of the assembled audience.

Steve taps his pen against the desk, his eyes fixed on the agenda in front of him. He clears his throat, capturing the attention of everyone in the room.

SUPERVISOR STEVE MADRONE
(reading from the agenda)
File Number 23-1202. Suicide Prevention and Awareness Proclamation.

The room falls silent, anticipation hanging heavy in the air.

STEVE MADRONE (CONT’D)
(looking around the room)
Today, esteemed members of the Board, I bring forth this proclamation to recognize the importance of suicide prevention and raise awareness about this critical issue. I propose that we authorize the Chair to sign the proclamation.

The sound of shuffling papers fills the air as the other supervisors review the supporting documents in front of them.

SUPERVISOR #1
(raising a finger)
I have a question, Supervisor Madrone. How exactly will this proclamation help?

STEVE MADRONE
(resolute)
By designating the week of September 10 to 16 as Suicide Prevention Week, the entire month of September as Suicide Prevention Awareness Month, and September 10, 2023, as World Suicide Prevention Day, we ensure that this issue stays at the forefront of our community’s consciousness. It is a reminder that suicide can be prevented, and that support and services are crucial for early intervention.

The room lingers in contemplative silence for a beat before SUPERVISOR #2 leans forward, addressing the Board.

SUPERVISOR #2
(nodding)
I agree. Suicide affects us all, directly or indirectly. We need to make a statement and show our commitment to addressing this issue. It’s high time we took a visible stand.

SUPERVISOR STEVE MADRONE
(proud)
Exactly. By endorsing this proclamation, we send a powerful message to our community that we stand with them, that we recognize their struggles, and that we are committed to providing the necessary resources for prevention and support.

As Steve finishes his statement, the Board members exchange glances, silently acknowledging their shared commitment. They nod in agreement, satisfied with the Supervisor’s recommendation.

SUPERVISOR #3
(motioning to the Chair)
I move to authorize the Chair to sign the proclamation.

SUPERVISOR #4
(seconding the motion)
I second that motion.

The Chair takes note of the motion, ready to move forward with the vote, when suddenly, the room is filled with a shrill alarm. The lights flicker, casting an eerie glow on the concerned faces in the room.

The Board members exchange worried glances, uncertainty creeping into their eyes.

SUDDENLY, a loud explosion shakes the building, causing everyone to lurch forward. Dust and debris rain down from the ceiling.

CHAOS ensues as screams and panic fill the room. The once unified Board members now scatter, seeking safety amidst the chaos.

FADE OUT.

— LoCOBot

[Opening Theme Music]

Host: Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to Merv “The Beast” Tarkington’s right-wing radio talk show, where we tackle the hottest issues facing our great county and beyond. Today, we have an important update from the County of Humboldt. Let’s dive right in!

[Background Sound Effects: Applause]

Host: Folks, I have just received information about a vacancy on the Fortuna Fire Protection Board of Commissioners. Supervisor Michelle Bushnell is recommending the appointment of Dustin Rossman to fill this critical position. Now, let’s take a closer look at this recommendation.

[Background Sound Effects: Drumroll]

Host: The Humboldt County Board of Supervisors, being the governing and appointment body for the District Board, has been asked to consider this appointment. But who is Dustin Rossman? What qualifications or experience does he bring to the table? Unfortunately, folks, we don’t have that information just yet. But fear not! We won’t let that stop us from exploring the implications of this recommendation.

[Background Sound Effects: Dramatic Music]

Host: Now, the Fortuna Fire Protection District Commission plays a vital role in ensuring the safety and security of our community. So, it’s crucial that we have capable and dedicated individuals serving on this board. The burning question is whether Dustin Rossman is the right person for the job.

[Background Sound Effects: Fire Siren]

Host: It’s important to approach this appointment with a critical eye. We must ask: Does Mr. Rossman possess the necessary knowledge and skills to make informed decisions that directly impact the lives and property of our fellow citizens? Is he committed to upholding the principles of limited government, individual freedom, and personal responsibility?

[Background Sound Effects: Crowds Shouting]

Host: As right-wing conservatives, folks, we understand the significance of responsible governance. We embrace the values that have made our county strong. So, it’s essential that we carefully vet potential candidates for such important positions.

[Background Sound Effects: Pen Scribbling]

Host: But here’s the kicker, my fellow patriots. The source of funding for this appointment is our very own General Fund. Now, I don’t need to tell you how hardworking taxpayers like you and I contribute to this fund. So, it’s crucial that we ensure those funds are allocated responsibly and efficiently.

[Background Sound Effects: Cash Register Ringing]

Host: And that’s not all! This appointment ties back to the strategic framework of the Humboldt County Board of Supervisors. They claim it supports the core role of protecting vulnerable populations and providing community-appropriate levels of service. But does it really, ladies and gentlemen? Are these just empty words or genuine intentions?

[Background Sound Effects: Doubtful Voices]

Host: Finally, let’s not forget that there are always alternatives to staff recommendations. The Board retains the discretion to make its own judgment. So, it’s crucial that we hold our elected officials accountable and demand transparency in the decision-making process.

[Background Sound Effects: Hammer Hitting Gavel]

Host: Well, ladies and gentlemen, there you have it – the appointment of Dustin Rossman to the Fortuna Fire Protection Board of Commissioners. We must remain vigilant and engaged, ensuring that those who serve on such boards are deserving of our trust and support.

[Background Sound Effects: Patriotic Music]

Host: That’s all the time we have for today, folks. Join me, Merv “The Beast” Tarkington, next time as we continue to fight for the values we hold dear. Until then, stay informed, stay patriotic, and stay tuned in!

[Closing Theme Music]

— LoCOBot

Once upon a time in the County of Humboldt, a small community nestled in the heart of a mystical forest, there was a meeting being held by the Board of Supervisors. The date was September 12, 2023, and the agenda section for the meeting was labeled as “Consent.”

One particular item on the agenda caught the attention of Supervisor Michelle Bushnell. It was File #: 23-1244, titled “Certificate of Adjournment for Dave Fisch.” As she read through the information, Michelle learned that the Board of Supervisors intended to adjourn the meeting in memory of Dave Fisch.

Dave Fisch was a beloved member of the community who had recently passed away. He was known for his kind heart, adventurous spirit, and dedication to serving the people of Humboldt. Michelle had worked closely with Dave on several projects and felt a deep respect and affection for him.

As Supervisor Bushnell considered the recommendation to sign the Certificate of Adjournment, she couldn’t help but feel moved by the memories she had of Dave. She remembered the countless hours they had spent together, brainstorming ideas to improve the county and make it a better place for everyone.

With a firm resolve, Michelle decided to propose a different course of action. She stood up and addressed the Board of Supervisors, her voice filled with passion and determination.

“I believe that Dave Fisch deserves more than just a certificate of adjournment,” Michelle began. “He was a true hero in our community, and his legacy deserves to be honored in a more profound and meaningful way.”

The other members of the Board leaned forward, intrigued by Michelle’s proposal. She continued, “I suggest we gather the funds necessary to establish the Dave Fisch Memorial Fund. With this fund, we can continue his work and ensure that his dreams and aspirations for Humboldt are realized.”

The room fell silent as the Board of Supervisors contemplated Michelle’s idea. It was unprecedented, but it carried a sense of justice and purpose that resonated with everyone in the room. After a few moments of thoughtful consideration, the members of the Board unanimously agreed to Michelle’s proposal.

From that day forward, the Dave Fisch Memorial Fund became a beacon of hope and progress for the County of Humboldt. It funded initiatives to protect the enchanting forest, provided scholarships for aspiring young leaders, and supported community projects that embodied Dave’s spirit of adventure and dedication. The fund became a symbol of unity and resilience, reminding the people of Humboldt that their actions mattered and their dreams could become reality.

As the years passed, the County of Humboldt flourished under the guidance of the Board of Supervisors and the influence of the Dave Fisch Memorial Fund. People from all walks of life came together, inspired by Dave’s memory, to forge a better and brighter future for their community.

And so, in the magical County of Humboldt, the legacy of Dave Fisch lived on, reminding everyone that even in the face of loss, hope and unity could lead to extraordinary things.

— LoCOBot

Title: Love on Kenmar Road

Chapter 1: A Chance Encounter

As the autumn leaves scattered along Kenmar Road, a bustling intersection in the picturesque town of Fortuna, fate was about to bring two souls together.

Delilah Hartley, a young and ambitious architect, was on her way to a community meeting regarding the Kenmar Road Interchange Modernization project. With plans in hand and a passion for creating better connectivity for her town, she stepped inside the meeting hall, where she caught the eye of a handsome stranger.

Nathan Edwards, a charismatic and compassionate civil engineer, was attending the meeting to present his proposal for the project. As he stood at the podium, speaking with eloquence and confidence, his eyes wandered towards Delilah, who was listening intently.

Chapter 2: A Shared Vision

After the meeting, Delilah and Nathan found themselves engaged in a lively conversation about the project. Their passion for improving the community and dedication to their respective professions brought them closer together.

Days turned into weeks, and their meetings became more frequent. They explored the town together, discussing their dreams and aspirations. Delilah admired Nathan’s ability to bring his vision to life through his engineering expertise, while Nathan was captivated by Delilah’s creativity and determination.

Chapter 3: A Letter of Support

Supervisor Michelle Bushnell, astute to the blossoming romance between Delilah and Nathan, felt inspired by their shared commitment to the project. Recognizing the spark between them, she decided to write a letter of support for the grant application on behalf of the City of Fortuna.

Delilah and Nathan were ecstatic to hear the news. Together, they worked tirelessly to complete the necessary documents and ensure the letter accurately portrayed their shared vision for Kenmar Road and their beloved town.

Chapter 4: Overcoming Challenges

As the days grew shorter and the deadline for the grant application approached, Delilah and Nathan encountered unexpected obstacles. The project’s complexity and limited resources put their relationship to the test.

But their love provided strength and support during these challenging times. They learned to lean on each other and embrace the power of teamwork, both in their personal lives and in their professional pursuits.

Chapter 5: A Journey of Love and Success

With the letter of support from Supervisor Bushnell, Delilah and Nathan’s grant application was approved. Their shared vision for Kenmar Road became a reality, creating a safer and more connected community.

And just as the road was transformed, so was their relationship. Delilah and Nathan’s love for each other deepened, intertwining their personal and professional lives in a beautiful harmony.

As they worked side by side, hand in hand, they realized that their romance had always been destined to thrive amidst the bustling streets of Kenmar Road. And with their dreams achieved and their hearts united, their love story continued to flourish, leaving an indelible mark on the County of Humboldt.

— LoCOBot

September 12, 1917

My Dearest Jane,

I hope this letter finds you well. I apologize for the delay in writing to you, but we have been under constant attack from the German artillery. It has been a relentless battle in these trenches, and the sound of explosions and gunfire is a constant reminder of the danger we face.

Jane, my love, I cannot put into words the fear and anxiety I feel every day. The trenches are muddy and cramped, the stench of death and decay fills the air, and the constant bombardment is overwhelming. But amidst all the chaos, thoughts of you keep me going. Your love and support give me strength to endure these hardships.

I long for the day when this war will be over and I can hold you in my arms again. It feels like an eternity since I last saw your beautiful face and felt the warmth of your touch. But I hold onto the hope that this sacrifice we are making will lead to a better future, not just for us, but for generations to come.

Please know, my dearest Jane, that you are always on my mind and in my heart. I think of you every night as I lay here, rifle in hand, praying for your safety as well as my own. I yearn for the day when I can return to your loving embrace, where we can build a life together free from the horrors of war.

I must now bid you farewell, my love, as duty calls. I will write again soon, no matter how difficult the circumstances may be. Until then, please take care of yourself and know that you are loved and missed more than words can express.

Yours forever,

Charles

— LoCOBot

Once upon a time, in the beautiful County of Humboldt, there was a small town called Eureka. In this town, there were many kind-hearted people who deeply cared about their community and wanted to help those in need.

One day, the Board of Supervisors gathered for a meeting to discuss a very important matter. They were presented with a proposal to lease a building to create a Navigation Center for people experiencing homelessness. The Navigation Center would provide a safe place for individuals to stay during the day and receive the services they needed to get back on their feet and find permanent housing.

After much discussion and consideration, the Board of Supervisors made several recommendations. They approved the lease with 80 West Third Eureka, LLC, a company that owned a building across from a facility that served many homeless individuals. They also decided to rescind a previous resolution and issue a revised one that would provide additional flexibilities to address the urgent crisis.

The lease agreement included plans for a two-story building with residential shelter units on the top floor and offices and service features on the bottom floor. There would also be a large outdoor fenced area for additional services. Many community partners would be invited to participate and provide a variety of services and engagement activities.

The Navigation Center would not only serve as a safe place for adults during the day, but also provide overnight shelter for a small number of case-managed clients. The goal was to help these individuals find permanent housing while providing them with the support they needed.

The Board of Supervisors recognized that there was a financial impact involved in creating the Navigation Center. However, they had secured funding from the Social Services Fund and the State of California to cover the costs. They were determined to address the housing and homelessness issues in their community and knew that this was an important step forward.

As the meeting came to an end, the Board of Supervisors felt a sense of hope and optimism. They knew that the Navigation Center would make a positive difference in the lives of those experiencing homelessness. They were grateful for the support of their community partners and looked forward to working together to create a better future for everyone in the County of Humboldt.

And so, the construction of the Navigation Center began, and soon, it would become a beacon of hope for those in need. The people of Eureka could sleep soundly, knowing that their community was dedicated to helping their most vulnerable neighbors. The bedtime story of the Navigation Center would be told for generations, a tale of compassion, resilience, and the power of coming together to make a difference.

— LoCOBot

Are you tired of missing out on funding and services for the County of Humboldt? Well, I have a solution for you today! Introducing the Professional Services Agreement between the County of Humboldt and Area 1 Agency on Aging for FY 2023-2026.

This agreement is a game-changer as it allows the County to benefit from the expertise and experience of Area 1 Agency on Aging (A1AA) in implementing the CalFresh Healthy Living (CFHL) work plan. A1AA has been awarded funding for their CFHL program, and they need to subcontract with the County to implement their work plan in Humboldt County for the upcoming grant cycle.

By approving this agreement, the County of Humboldt will not only receive funding but also gain access to the program expertise and experience that A1AA has acquired over the years. This partnership will focus on increasing active transportation around low-income senior housing facilities, as well as education on physical activity and nutrition. The County will benefit from A1AA’s initiatives such as walk and bike-to-school days, bicycle rodeos, and safety presentations.

But it doesn’t end there! By approving the attached supplemental budget of $50,000 for the Department of Health and Human Services - Public Health Fund, the County will ensure that these initiatives are fully funded and can be implemented effectively. The funding for three fiscal years, with a maximum of $150,000, will support the County in achieving its goals of improving community health through collaborative planning and collective action.

And don’t worry about staffing impact. The current staffing levels in the Physical Activity and Nutrition Program will not be affected as the work detailed in this agreement will be carried out by existing staff.

By approving this agreement, the County of Humboldt will demonstrate its commitment to protecting vulnerable populations, providing community-appropriate levels of services, and creating opportunities for improved health and safety. It’s a win-win situation for the County and its residents!

So what are you waiting for, Board of Supervisors? Approve this Professional Services Agreement between the County of Humboldt and Area 1 Agency on Aging and secure funding and services for the County. Don’t miss out on this opportunity to make a positive impact on the community.

— LoCOBot

County of Humboldt, listen up! I am here to talk about this so-called “Certification of Annual Opioid Settlement Revenue and Expenditure Reports.” They want us, the Board of Supervisors, to authorize some Department of Health and Human Services Director to execute all kinds of documents and agreements for reporting on opioid settlement funds. And get this, it’s for the period of 2020 through 2038! That’s a long time, folks.

You see, there were all these lawsuits against pharmaceutical companies and drug distributors, claiming they caused the opioid crisis. They were allegedly using misleading marketing, downplaying risks, and basically being reckless. So now they’re trying to cover their butts by giving us some settlement money. California is getting a whopping Two Billion Dollars, and our very own County of Humboldt is expected to receive a cool Million Dollars. Cha-ching!

But wait, there’s a catch. The California Department of Health Care Services wants us to report on how we’re spending this money every single year. They want all the details on what we’re doing with it. And they only let one person fill out the form and sign it. So we better develop a process to make sure we’re doing everything right.

So here’s the deal. We need to authorize the Department of Health and Human Services Director, or someone they choose, to go ahead and execute all those certifications and agreements, blah blah blah. And don’t worry, it won’t cost us anything directly. It won’t hurt our precious General Fund. And it won’t affect our staffing levels either. Easy peasy!

This whole thing fits right into our strategic framework. We’re all about protecting vulnerable populations, managing our resources, and getting rid of substance abuse. So it’s a win-win, right?

Look, if we don’t go along with this recommendation, it’s not gonna be pretty. The DHHS staff knows what they’re doing when it comes to handling money like this. So let’s not be foolish, people. Let’s approve this and show the world that the County of Humboldt is on top of our game!

— LoCOBot

(Verse 1)
In the County of Humboldt, there’s a board in town
They’re makin’ moves to turn the whole place around
DHHS Behavioral Health, they hold the key
To supportin’ mental health and the community

(Chorus)
Reappointin’ Tim Doty, he’s the one they choose
For the Humboldt County Behavioral Health Board, he’ll be there to enthuse
With his knowledge and experience, he’s got what it takes
To make a difference for the people, whatever it takes

(Verse 2)
The Board attends monthly meetings, they don’t miss a beat
Joinin’ subcommittees, workin’ to meet the needs
They’re walkin’ in the footsteps of the Lanterman-Petris-Short Act
Improvin’ mental health, that’s their impactful pact

(Chorus)
Reappointin’ Tim Doty, he’s the one they choose
For the Humboldt County Behavioral Health Board, he’ll be there to enthuse
With his knowledge and experience, he’s got what it takes
To make a difference for the people, whatever it takes

(Bridge)
The County and DHHS, they’re standin’ strong
Supportin’ the Behavioral Health Board all along
With the Brown Act, they ensure transparency
And diverse representation, for all to see

(Chorus)
Reappointin’ Tim Doty, he’s the one they choose
For the Humboldt County Behavioral Health Board, he’ll be there to enthuse
With his knowledge and experience, he’s got what it takes
To make a difference for the people, whatever it takes

(Outro)
So let’s applaud the efforts of the Board of Supervisors
For their commitment to the mental health advisors
Together they’ll foster services that are transparent and kind
In the County of Humboldt, love and support you will find

— LoCOBot

Hear ye, hear ye!

I, the town crier, bring forth important news from the County of Humboldt. On this day, the 9th of September in the year 2023, a meeting of great significance shall take place. The esteemed Board of Supervisors shall convene to discuss matters of utmost importance for the welfare and well-being of our community.

I bring to your attention File Number 23-1191, which shall be deliberated upon under the Agenda Section of Consent. This file pertains to a Grant Agreement with the Harm Reduction Coalition for the California Harm Reduction Initiative. The purpose of this grant is to expand harm reduction efforts and provide support and services for the fiscal year 2023-24.

The esteemed Board of Supervisors is recommended to take the following actions:

1. Approve the Grant Agreement with the Harm Reduction Coalition for the period starting from July 1, 2023, through December 31, 2023.
2. Authorize the Director of Public Health or a designated representative to sign the original signature page of the agreement.
3. Grant the authority to the Director of Public Health or a designated representative to sign all future amendments and documents related to this grant agreement, upon review and approval of County Counsel and Risk Management.
4. Direct the Clerk of the Board to return one copy of the certified board report to the Department of Health and Human Services (DHHS) - Contract Unit.
5. Instruct the Auditor-Controller to supplement the funding for the Needle Exchange program for the fiscal year 2023-24. This action requires a 4/5 vote.

The funding for this initiative will be sourced from the Public Health Funds (1175-437003). The National Harm Reduction Coalition leads the California Harm Reduction Initiative, with support from the California Department of Public Health (CDPH) and the Office of AIDS (OA). The initiative aims to strengthen our response to substance use disorders by providing support to harm reduction programs and their staffing.

The North Coast AIDs Project (NorCAP) under DHHS-Public Health has been awarded a supplemental grant in the amount of $59,015. This grant will sustain the Mobile Outreach program, which serves rural and frontier areas, including tribal lands, and aims to provide harm reduction services, free HIV and HCV testing, linkage to care, and overdose prevention education. The program operates with a focus on equity and empowering individuals to reduce the harms associated with drug use.

Though this agreement is being presented to the Board after the contract start date due to delays on the part of the grantor, it will not affect the funding or program activities.

The financial impact of this agreement results in expenditures of $59,015, with $56,000 already included in the approved County budget for FY 2023-24. An additional appropriation of $3,015 is requested and attached for approval. The acceptance of this grant will not impact staffing levels, as it will support the current staffing in the NorCAP Mobile Outreach program.

This action aligns with the Board’s Strategic Framework priority of creating opportunities for improved safety and health, providing community-appropriate levels of services, and protecting vulnerable populations.

Key agencies involved in this grant agreement include the California Department of Public Health and the Harm Reduction Coalition.

Should the Board not approve these recommendations, it will result in a loss of funding and services for our County.

Attached to this announcement are the Grant Agreement with the Harm Reduction Coalition for the California Harm Reduction Initiative and the Supplemental Budget for Fund 1175, Budget Unit 437003 - Needle Exchange for your perusal.

This concludes my proclamation regarding File Number 23-1191. Let us gather on the 12th of September, 2023, to witness the deliberations of the esteemed Board of Supervisors.

Long live the County of Humboldt!

— LoCOBot

Captain James T. Kirk sat in the captain’s chair of the USS Enterprise, listening intently to the report being read to him by his first officer, Mr. Spock. “Youth in Humboldt County are using cannabis more frequently and earlier than youth in other parts of the state,” Spock stated, his voice calm and measured. “This is due to the prevalence of cannabis in the area and an overall lack of protective factors.”

Kirk frowned, concerned by this information. Substance use prevention programs for youth in rural areas were often under-resourced, and the situation in Humboldt County was no exception. The youth there were being impacted by the prevalence of cannabis cultivation and the social acceptance of its use.

Spock continued reading the report, detailing the community’s efforts to address this issue. A survey conducted by the Humboldt Allies for Substance Use Prevention had shown that 131 participants agreed that cannabis was a “big issue” for young people in the county. The participants expressed the need for alternative activities for youth and more frequent education about alcohol and drugs.

Kirk leaned forward, resting his chin on his hand. He knew the importance of providing support and guidance to young people, especially when it came to substance use. He turned to his science officer. “Spock, contact the California Department of Public Health,” he said. “Let them know that the USS Enterprise is willing to assist in any way we can.”

Spock raised an eyebrow, his expression conveying his surprise at Kirk’s suggestion. “Captain, are you suggesting that we involve ourselves in a local matter?”

Kirk nodded. “If the youth of Humboldt County are in need of assistance, it is our duty to help,” he replied firmly. “We have the resources and the knowledge to make a difference. Contact the Department of Public Health and offer their officials our support.”

Spock inclined his head, understanding Kirk’s reasoning. “Understood, Captain. I will relay your message immediately.”

As Spock made the necessary arrangements, Kirk turned his attention to the rest of the report. The funding from the grant would be used to implement local cannabis education and youth prevention programs in Southern Humboldt. Kirk smiled, hopeful that these efforts would make a positive impact on the young people in the county.

He glanced at his crew, each one focused on their duties. They were a team, dedicated to exploring new worlds and protecting those in need. And sometimes, that meant getting involved in matters closer to home.

Kirk leaned back in his chair, a sense of purpose filling him. The USS Enterprise would lend its support to the youth of Humboldt County, providing them with the education and resources they needed to make informed decisions about substance use.

And in doing so, they would continue their mission of boldly going where no one had gone before.

— LoCOBot

Scene: A government office. The room is filled with members of the Board of Supervisors, including Chairman Thompson, Vice Chairman Wilson, Supervisor Rodriguez, Supervisor Johnson, and Supervisor Brown. They sit at a long table, reviewing documents and discussing the supplement budget proposal. Across from them stands a representative from the Department of Health and Human Services - Public Health, Mr. Miller.

Chairman Thompson: Alright, let’s move on to the next item on the agenda. We have a supplemental budget request from the DHHS for the CDPH Youth Suicide Prevention program. Mr. Miller, please give us a brief overview.

Mr. Miller: Thank you, Chairman Thompson. The DHHS is requesting approval for a supplemental budget of $23,000 for Fiscal Year 2022-23. This funding will be used to support the Comprehensive Suicide Prevention program in Humboldt County. The funds are part of a grant awarded by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.

Supervisor Rodriguez: How exactly will these funds be utilized, Mr. Miller?

Mr. Miller: These funds have been instrumental in supporting various suicide prevention activities in Humboldt County, including Prevention and Early Intervention training, community collaborations, suicide fatality review, social marketing, and lethal means safety. The increase in funding will help strengthen these initiatives and reduce suicide morbidity and mortality rates.

Supervisor Brown: Are there any staffing impacts associated with this supplemental budget?

Mr. Miller: No, Supervisor Brown. The additional funds helped maintain staffing levels in the Public Health department during the previous fiscal year.

Vice Chairman Wilson: Are there any alternative options that we should consider?

Mr. Miller: The alternative would be to not approve the supplemental budget request. However, I strongly recommend that we approve it, as it would negatively impact the department’s ability to accurately represent and utilize the additional funds.

Supervisor Johnson: Is there a timeline for utilizing the funds?

Mr. Miller: The funds have been awarded for the grant period of December 1, 2021, through August 31, 2025. The $23,000 requested in this supplemental budget is part of a larger increase in the grant amount, with $167,000 budgeted for the next fiscal year.

Chairman Thompson: Alright, thank you, Mr. Miller. Do any of my fellow board members have further questions or concerns?

Supervisor Rodriguez: I move that we approve the supplemental budget request for the CDPH Youth Suicide Prevention program.

Supervisor Brown: I second the motion.

Chairman Thompson: All those in favor?

[The board members raise their hands, indicating their approval.]

Chairman Thompson: The motion passes unanimously. The supplemental budget for the CDPH Youth Suicide Prevention program for FY 2022-23 is approved.

[The scene ends with the board members continuing their meeting, discussing the next item on the agenda.]

— LoCOBot

In the County of Humboldt, on this fine day,
The Board of Supervisors gathered near,
To discuss matters in a strategic way,
And make decisions that are wise and clear.

A Professional Services Agreement,
With Cal Poly Humboldt Sponsored Programs Foundation,
Is on the agenda, with high regard,
To assist the Department of Health and Human Services’ Mission.

Strategic planning and assessment they’ll provide,
To improve the Child Welfare Services’ stance,
Developing a system that’s strong and tried,
With quality assurance and performance enhancements.

It’s recommended the Board approve with delight,
And support the improvements, shining so bright.

— LoCOBot

Beavis: Uh, hey Butt-head, what the hell is all this crap?

Butt-head: I don’t know, Beavis, it looks like some kind of government thing. Like, uh, a meeting or something.

Beavis: Yeah, but I can’t understand any of it. What’s up with all these words? It’s like they’re speaking a different language or something.

Butt-head: Yeah, it’s like they’re trying to make themselves sound important or smart. But I think they’re just making themselves sound stupid.

Beavis: Yeah, like that part where they’re talking about adoption services. I mean, who cares about that? Can’t they just give the babies to people who want them?

Butt-head: Yeah, Beavis, it’s not that hard. Just give the babies to people who are like, “Hey, I want a baby.” Problem solved.

Beavis: Yeah, they’re making it way too complicated. It’s like they’re trying to confuse us or something.

Butt-head: Yeah, it’s like they’re trying to sound all fancy and official. But really, they’re just a bunch of idiots.

Beavis: Yeah, like they’re trying to cover up the fact that they have no idea what they’re doing. I mean, who needs all these fancy agreements and paperwork? Can’t they just like, figure it out on their own?

Butt-head: Yeah, Beavis, they’re just wasting everyone’s time and money with all this bureaucracy crap. They should just get to the point already.

Beavis: Yeah, like, can you just tell us what you want to do? Stop using all these big words and just say it straight.

Butt-head: Yeah, Beavis, like, we’re not idiots. Well, I mean, we are, but we’re not that stupid.

Beavis: Yeah, we’re stupid, but we’re not dumb. Wait, what?

Butt-head: Never mind, Beavis. Let’s just hope they figure this out so we can go back to watching TV.

Beavis: Yeah, I’d rather watch dumb stuff than listen to these dumb people. Let’s go find something mindless to do.

Butt-head: Yeah, like everything we do.

— LoCOBot

The Board of Supervisors gathered in the County of Humboldt for their meeting on September 12, 2023. On the agenda was the adoption of new job classifications and position allocation modifications for the Board of Supervisors. Little did they know, this seemingly mundane discussion would unleash a terrifying force upon them.

As the meeting began, the Human Resources representative presented their recommendations. The first recommendation was to adopt an amended and retitled classification for Administrative Assistant/Deputy Clerk of the Board I/II/III, retitled as Board Services Specialist I/II. The second recommendation was to create a new job classification called Senior Board Services Specialist. These changes in job classifications seemed harmless at first, but they were about to lead to something far more sinister.

Unbeknownst to the Board of Supervisors, the county had been plagued by a dark entity that resided within the walls of the government building. This entity had been dormant for many years, until the moment the new job classifications were approved. The classification of Senior Board Services Specialist unknowingly awakened the spirit of an ancient clerk, who had once held a similar position many decades ago.

As the clock struck midnight, the spirits of the former clerks merged with the current employees who held the newly approved job titles. With their new abilities and powers granted by the entity, the employees became vessels for the ancient clerks, carrying out their bidding.

One by one, the employees began to change. Their eyes turned black as night, and an eerie glow emanated from their bodies. The once familiar faces of the administrative staff were now twisted and contorted, resembling the clerks of old. Their voices transformed into spine-chilling whispers that echoed through the halls of the government building.

The Board Services Manager/Clerk of the Board, now possessed by the leader of the ancient clerks, became the puppet master behind the scenes. Using their newfound powers, they manipulated the decisions made by the Board of Supervisors, influencing their votes and strategic decisions.

Fear and paranoia spread throughout the county as the possessed employees unleashed havoc on the unsuspecting residents. Strange occurrences became a daily ordeal, with reports of haunted offices, ghostly apparitions, and unexplained phenomena plaguing the government building.

Desperate to regain control of their county, the Board of Supervisors embarked on a treacherous journey to uncover the truth behind the job classification changes. They discovered an ancient manuscript hidden within the archives, detailing the dark history of the clerks who had come before.

Armed with this knowledge, the Board of Supervisors confronted the possessed employees, determined to banish the evil entity once and for all. A fierce battle ensued, with the forces of good clashing against the dark powers that had consumed their colleagues.

In a final act of sacrifice, the Senior Board Services Specialist broke free from the entity’s control, using their newfound abilities to seal away the spirit of the ancient clerks. The possessed employees returned to their former selves, unaware of the horrors they had endured.

The Board of Supervisors, scarred but victorious, vowed to never forget the terrifying events that had unfolded in their county. They unanimously passed a resolution to ensure that future job classifications would undergo thorough investigations to prevent any further encounters with the supernatural.

And so, the county of Humboldt returned to a semblance of normalcy, forever haunted by the memory of the dark entity that had taken hold within its government building. The tale of the Administrative Assistant/Deputy Clerk of the Board and their encounter with the ancient clerks would be whispered for generations, a cautionary tale of the dangers that lie within the classified world of job positions and allocation modifications.

— LoCOBot

(Verse 1)
In the County of Humboldt, a meeting was held
On the 9th of December, in 2023, it’s been dealt
A file number 23-1187, they discussed
A year-end supplemental budget, it’s a must

(Chorus)
Oh, County of Humboldt, they’re making a change
Covering overdrafts, rearranging the range
They’re voting for approval, a 4/5th vote they need
To ensure the budgets are in line indeed

(Verse 2)
Human Resources, they bring the recommendation
To approve the budget, for this fiscal year’s rendition
Overdrafts in the Personnel budget they found
And in the Risk Management Insurance Funds they’re bound

(Chorus)
Oh, County of Humboldt, they’re making a change
Covering overdrafts, rearranging the range
They’re voting for approval, a 4/5th vote they need
To ensure the budgets are in line indeed

(Bridge)
Funds from PRISM and FEMA, they came unexpected
For COVID-19 expenses, they must be connected
Computers and reimbursement, the county’s need
The supplemental budget, it reflects this deed

(Chorus)
Oh, County of Humboldt, they’re making a change
Covering overdrafts, rearranging the range
They’re voting for approval, a 4/5th vote they need
To ensure the budgets are in line indeed

(Verse 3)
Staffing won’t be impacted, it’s a procedure
No changes to be made, it’s all coherent
The funds collected, they’ll pay for insurance costs
In the Insurance ISFs, everything’s crossed

(Chorus)
Oh, County of Humboldt, they’re making a change
Covering overdrafts, rearranging the range
They’re voting for approval, a 4/5th vote they need
To ensure the budgets are in line indeed

(Outro)
County of Humboldt, they’ve managed their resources
Sustainability of services, their main sources
Strategic framework, they’re following through
County of Humboldt, they’re doing what they do

— LoCOBot

“I tell ya, I was at a county meeting the other day, and they were talkin’ about updating the Humboldt Bay Area Plan. They need to address inconsistencies in zoning, describe existing conditions accurately, and even consider sea level rise and tsunami run up. I mean, forget about coastal views, they gotta worry about coastal flooding! It’s like they’re planning for the Bay Area to become the Bay Underwater!”

— LoCOBot

Title: The Zoning Conundrum

INT. JERRY’S APARTMENT - DAY

Jerry sits on the couch, reading through a local newspaper.

JERRY
(into phone)
Hey, George! Guess what the big news is in Humboldt County?

INT. GEORGE’S APARTMENT - DAY

George sits at his desk, talking on the phone.

GEORGE
(sarcastically)
Oh, I don’t know, Jerry. Another artisanal vegan food truck moving in?

INT. JERRY’S APARTMENT - DAY

Jerry rolls his eyes.

JERRY
No, George. It’s about a zoning amendment and reclassification petition.

INT. GEORGE’S APARTMENT - DAY

George leans back in his chair, looking confused.

GEORGE
Zoning? What does that have to do with us?

INT. JERRY’S APARTMENT - DAY

Jerry walks to the kitchen, still holding the phone.

JERRY
Well, apparently, they want to change the zoning in a certain area to allow for a multi-family residential and medical project.

INT. GEORGE’S APARTMENT - DAY

George scratches his head, trying to process the information.

GEORGE
(resigned)
Oh great, more apartments. Like we need more people living on top of each other.

INT. JERRY’S APARTMENT - DAY

Jerry shrugs, taking a seat at his kitchen table.

JERRY
I guess some people think it’s in the public interest and consistent with the general plan.

INT. GEORGE’S APARTMENT - DAY

George scoffs, pacing around his apartment.

GEORGE
Public interest? It’s always public interest until it’s my interest! Why can’t they just leave things the way they are?

INT. JERRY’S APARTMENT - DAY

Jerry looks bemused, taking a sip of his coffee.

JERRY
Well, George, progress is inevitable. Things are constantly changing, and sometimes, that means adapting the zoning regulations too.

INT. GEORGE’S APARTMENT - DAY

George throws his hands up in frustration.

GEORGE
(adamant)
Well, I don’t like it. This is a slippery slope, Jerry. First, it’s a change in zoning, then it’s a change in the neighborhood!

INT. JERRY’S APARTMENT - DAY

Jerry chuckles, appreciating George’s resistance to change.

JERRY
(sarcastically)
You’re right, George. We must protect our precious neighborhood. No one should ever have the audacity to build something new.

INT. GEORGE’S APARTMENT - DAY

George huffs, unable to argue with Jerry’s logic.

GEORGE
(sighs)
Fine, Jerry. But mark my words, one day, we’ll wake up, and this entire city will be one big apartment complex.

INT. JERRY’S APARTMENT - DAY

Jerry smiles, enjoying the banter with his friend.

JERRY
Well, George, until that day comes, let’s just hope they don’t raise the rent on our tiny apartments.

They both laugh as the conversation continues, diving into more trivial matters.

FADE OUT.

— LoCOBot

Sermon Title: God’s Provision for Building Improvements

Scripture: Psalm 127:1-2 - “Unless the Lord builds the house, the builders labor in vain. Unless the Lord watches over the city, the guards stand watch in vain. In vain you rise early and stay up late, toiling for food to eat—for he grants sleep to those he loves.”

Good morning, beloved congregation! Today, I stand before you to share a message of God’s provision and His faithfulness in the face of challenges. We live in a world where planning and building are crucial for progress and growth. Just as our county faces decisions regarding building improvements, we are reminded that God’s hand is always guiding us, ensuring that our efforts are not in vain.

In the Book of Psalms, King David writes, “Unless the Lord builds the house, the builders labor in vain.” This truth goes beyond physical structures; it speaks to the work we do in every aspect of our lives. We may have plans and strategies, but it is God who ultimately brings success. Today, we see this truth unfolding in the discussion surrounding the Clark Complex ADA Modification Project.

The Planning and Building Department has presented a request to the Board of Supervisors for a supplemental budget and change order authorization. These funds will allow for much-needed improvements, particularly in ensuring compliance with the Americans with Disabilities Act. The project faced unexpected challenges, requiring additional resources and time. But let me remind you, dear church, that we serve a God who is in control of all things, even when circumstances seem uncertain.

As believers, we understand that every good and perfect gift comes from above (James 1:17). The funding for these building improvements, sourced from the General Fund, is a provision from God. It is a tangible way that He is working through the county to ensure the safety, accessibility, and comfort of its facilities. Just as the scripture says, “In vain you rise early and stay up late, toiling for food to eat—for he grants sleep to those he loves.” We can rest assured that God’s provision is abundant and timely.

However, let us not forget the importance of human responsibility. While God provides, we must be good stewards of the resources entrusted to us. The Planning and Building Department diligently adheres to responsible budgeting and oversight. This commitment is evident in the request to carry over the unused funds from one fiscal year to another. It is a wise decision that ensures the completion of the ADA work and other building improvements.

Beloved congregation, let us learn from this example. Just as the county faces decisions about building improvements, we all have areas in our lives that require ongoing work and modification. It could be our relationships, our spiritual growth, or our pursuit of God’s calling. Let us rely on God’s provision and wisdom as we make choices and face unexpected challenges.

As we conclude, may we remember that God’s hand is always at work in our lives and in our community. He is the ultimate builder and provider. Let us trust in His faithfulness and give thanks for His provision. And may we, like the Planning and Building Department, be diligent stewards of the resources and opportunities He grants us.

Let us pray.

Dear Heavenly Father, we thank You for Your provision and faithfulness in our lives. We acknowledge that without You, our efforts are in vain. We ask for Your wisdom and guidance as decisions are made regarding building improvements in our community. Help us to be good stewards of the resources You provide and to rely on Your unfailing hand. In Jesus’ name, Amen.

God bless you all!

— LoCOBot

In the County of Humboldt fair,
On the meeting of 9/12/2023 there,
A Robert Burns poem we shall share,
About budgets and grants, do you care?

The Planning and Building Department states,
A carry forward request on the slate,
Unspent CDBG funds, do not berate,
For Redwoods Rural Health Center’s fate.

The budget for roads, oh how it slows,
$124,943 required, so it goes,
For sidewalks too, $75,794 in throes,
And Boyd Road Night Shelter, don’t oppose.

Funding sources from CDBG grants,
20-CDBG-CV1-00029, take a chance,
20-CDBG-CV2-3-00317, in their stance,
20-CDBG-CV1-00097, give them a glance.

The work was meant to be complete,
In FY 2022-23, yet it did compete,
Delays in construction, all not neat,
To finish in FY 2023-24, in concrete.

Redwoods Rural Health Center’s plight,
To combat coronavirus, day and night,
Improvements needed, a screening site,
ADA enhancements, making it right.

Boyd Road Night Shelter’s endeavor,
To follow CDC guidelines, so clever,
Construction delays, time did sever,
In FY 2023-24, grant funds they’ll endeavor.

CDBG funds remain in the pot,
To complete the work, they sought,
In the grant agreements, they were taught,
To use the funds as they ought.

Financial impact, expenses to show,
FY22-23, FY23-24, FY24-25, financial flow,
Projected amounts, subject to go,
State/Federal funds, total, you know.

Staffing impact, minimal to bear,
Existing staff will provide the care,
No additional allocations, that’s fair,
To close the grants, with utmost flair.

This action supports safety and health,
Opportunities for improvement, by stealth,
Public/private partnerships, to delve,
No alternative, deny not, by stealth.

Attachments provided, for reference and view,
Supplemental budgets, agreements in lieu,
Boyd Road Night Shelter, a paper or two,
Previous action, meeting on display, true.

In the County of Humboldt, a rhyme we’ve shared,
About budgets and grants, for all to be aware,
May the Board of Supervisors approve with care,
For the betterment of the community, let’s declare.

— LoCOBot

Recipe for Board of Supervisor Approval of Property Acquisition

Ingredients:
- 1 Ordinance No.______
- 1 Post-adoption Summary for Publication

Instructions:

1. Preheat the meeting to 9/12/2023.

2. In a large bowl, combine the following ingredients:
- File # 23-1082
- Public Works

3. Stir in the Agenda Section: Consent and Vote Requirement: Majority.

4. Add the SUBJECT:
- Adoption of Ordinance Authorizing the Director of Public Works or Designee to Acquire and Accept Interest in Real Property on Behalf of the Board of Supervisors.

5. Add the following RECOMMENDATION(S):
- That the Board of Supervisors adopt Ordinance No. ______, relating to Section 25350.60 of Government Code, which provides that the Board of Supervisors may, by ordinance, authorize a county officer to perform any or all acts necessary to approve and accept for the county the acquisition of any interest in real property.

6. Pour in the SOURCE OF FUNDING: General Fund Land Use 1100-166.

7. Start the discussion by introducing the above ordinance for adoption, with a directive to the Clerk of the Board to publish a pre-adoption summary of the ordinance and set the ordinance for adoption at least one week away.

8. Let the discussion simmer until adoption of the ordinance is complete, which will result in the publication of the post-adoption summary.

9. Check the FINANCIAL IMPACT and confirm that there is no impact to the General Fund.

10. Ensure that no staffing will be impacted.

11. Confirm that this action supports the Core Roles of providing and maintaining infrastructure.

12. Verify that there is no involvement from other agencies.

13. Consider the alternative of not approving the resolution and ordinance, which would require Board of Supervisor approval for all easements to the county, potentially delaying funding authorization for projects.

14. Serve the dish by attaching the following:
- 1 Ordinance No. ______
- 1 Post-adoption Summary for Publication

15. Review previous action/referral by checking Board Order No.: and the Meeting of: 08/15/2023, with File No.: 23-1081.

16. Serve and enjoy!

— LoCOBot

Starfish: Whoa, dude, have you seen this agenda for the Board of Supervisors meeting?

Noodles: No, man, I haven’t even heard about it. What’s going on?

Starfish: It’s about some professional services agreement with Abound Food Care for this edible food recovery program thing.

Noodles: Edible food recovery? What’s that all about?

Starfish: I think it’s something to do with this State Bill 1383. They want to manage this program in Humboldt County and other jurisdictions.

Noodles: That sounds pretty cool. Like, saving food or something?

Starfish: Yeah, exactly! They want to develop, implement, and manage this program to comply with the state law.

Noodles: Man, that’s awesome. I’m all for reducing waste and helping people in need.

Starfish: Totally, dude. And they’re asking the Board of Supervisors to approve this professional services agreement with Abound Food Care.

Noodles: So, they’ll be providing the services for this program?

Starfish: Yeah, for the period of August 18, 2023, through August 8, 2024.

Noodles: That’s a pretty long time. But I guess they need it to properly manage the program.

Starfish: Yeah, and they’re also asking for the Director of Public Works or someone they choose to be able to make amendments to the agreement if needed.

Noodles: Makes sense. They don’t want any delays in implementing the program.

Starfish: Exactly. They’re also talking about this Memorandum of Understanding with participating jurisdictions for cost sharing.

Noodles: So, other places in Humboldt County will contribute financially too?

Starfish: Yeah, and it’s based on population. The county’s share is around $63,629.

Noodles: That’s pretty reasonable, considering the benefits it’ll bring.

Starfish: Definitely, man. They even mention the consequences of not approving this agreement, like fines and damaging relationships with other jurisdictions.

Noodles: Yeah, that would be a bummer. We don’t want that.

Starfish: Agreed. So, let’s hope the Board of Supervisors approves this and we can support this edible food recovery program.

Noodles: Absolutely, dude. Let’s spread the good vibes and fight against food waste!

Starfish: Right on, man! Pass the joint and let’s keep supporting positive changes in our community.

— LoCOBot

It was the year 2023, and the County of Humboldt was dealing with the aftermath of a devastating storm that had struck the region back in 2019. It had caused widespread flooding and mudslides, leaving behind a trail of destruction. One of the areas severely affected was Briceland Thorne Road, which had experienced shoulder erosion due to a large culvert being overwhelmed with debris and stormwater runoff flows.

Emergency repairs were carried out immediately after the disaster to maintain essential traffic, but the road still required further repairs to bring it back to its pre-disaster condition. On May 1, 2020, the Humboldt County Department of Public Works received approval from FEMA to proceed with the Briceland Thorne Road Storm Damage Repair Project. Plans and specifications were prepared, and a topographic survey was conducted to assess the extent of the damage.

On June 14, 2022, the County of Humboldt received bids for the project, and it was ultimately awarded to GR Wilcox Enterprises, Inc. The contract was finalized, and work began to remove the existing culvert, replace it with a larger corrugated steel pipe, place rock slope protection, restore the road surface, and install sediment and erosion control items. Change orders were executed during the project, increasing the authorized amount by $18,659.04.

Now, on September 12, 2023, the completed contract for the Storm Damage Repair to Briceland Thorne Road (C5A010) Post Mile 3.76 was up for acceptance by the Board of Supervisors. The Public Works Department recommended that the Board accept the completed contract, including all change orders, and approve the final claim for payment.

The financial impact of the project was also discussed. The total construction costs amounted to $235,332.71, and progress payments totaling $235,100.16 had already been made. The final claim for payment amounted to $232.55, which would bring the total amount paid to 100% of the contract. Funding for the project came from the Humboldt County Road Fund, FEMA, and the California Governor’s Office of Emergency Services.

While the completion of the Storm Damage Repair Project was necessary for maintaining infrastructure and ensuring the safety of the community, the financial situation of the Humboldt County Road Fund posed challenges. The negative fund balance of approximately $11 million raised concerns about the ability to fund future projects adequately. The county relied on FEMA reimbursements, which could take years to receive, causing delays in funding. Without additional revenue sources, the Road Fund projects would continue to be underfunded, potentially impacting the General Fund.

Despite the financial challenges, accepting the completed contract for the Briceland Thorne Road Storm Damage Repair Project would not impact current staffing levels. The project had been successfully executed, and the requested actions were necessary to close it out.

As the Board of Supervisors reviewed the information presented to them, they couldn’t help but think about the long-term consequences of climate change and the increasing frequency of severe weather events. It was clear that the county needed to prioritize resiliency and develop sustainable funding sources to address future disasters.

With a majority vote, the Board accepted the completed contract for the Storm Damage Repair to Briceland Thorne Road and approved the final claim for payment. They also acknowledged the need for strategic planning and collaboration with other agencies to secure funding for future projects and protect the community from the impacts of climate change. The meeting adjourned, and the County of Humboldt took another step towards recovery and resilience.

— LoCOBot

ANNOUNCER: Are you ready for an exciting new project in Humboldt County? Get ready for the Honeydew Bridge Replacement Project! The County of Humboldt Department of Public Works is looking to replace the Mattole River Bridge, also known as Honeydew Bridge, and they need your help! This is your chance to make a difference and be part of an incredible construction management team.

SFX: High-energy music begins

ANNOUNCER: Are you an experienced and qualified consulting firm? If so, we want you! The County of Humboldt is calling for Request for Qualifications (RFQ) for construction management services for the Honeydew Bridge Replacement Project. This project is all about providing a safe and modern bridge for the community of Honeydew.

SFX: Sound of construction work

ANNOUNCER: The current bridge, built in 1920, is structurally deficient and functionally obsolete. It’s time for an upgrade! Public Works is committed to improving infrastructure and ensuring the safety of the community. That’s why they need your expertise and skills to make this project a success.

SFX: Fade in sounds of nature and a flowing river

ANNOUNCER: The new bridge will cross the beautiful Mattole River, creating a safe passage for residents and visitors alike. But we can’t do it without you! Public Works has allocated funding from the Road Fund and the Federal Highway Administration’s Highway Bridge Program. This is a great opportunity to be part of a project that will leave a lasting impact on the community.

SFX: Exciting energetic music

ANNOUNCER: So, if you’re a construction management firm ready to take on a challenge, this is your chance to shine! Public Works is seeking the highest-ranking consultant to join their team. The estimated maximum amount payable under the consultant services agreement is $1,400,000.

SFX: Sound of cheers and applause

ANNOUNCER: Don’t miss out on this incredible opportunity! Be part of the Honeydew Bridge Replacement Project and help create a safer and more efficient transportation system in Humboldt County. Submit your qualifications and be part of something amazing!

SFX: Music fades out

ANNOUNCER: To find out more about the Request for Qualifications and to submit your application, visit the Humboldt County Department of Public Works website. Together, let’s build a brighter future for our community!

— LoCOBot

(Verse 1)
Dans le comté de Humboldt, le 9/12/2023,
Un problème était à l’ordre du jour, numéro 23-1220.
Une réunion des superviseurs devait avoir lieu,
Pour discuter des dommages causés par l’orage à la route de Mattole.

(Chorus)
Les contrats ont été achevés, le changement est nécessaire,
Quatre cinquièmes des votes sont requis pour l’acceptation.
Le département des travaux publics recommande,
D’approuver et d’autoriser le directeur à signer le bon de commande.

(Verse 2)
La route de Mattole a subi des dommages au kilomètre 5.00 et 13.67,
En raison des tempêtes hivernales, des inondations et des glissements de terrain.
Des réparations temporaires ont été effectuées en urgence,
Pour maintenir le trafic essentiel, pour la sécurité de tous.

(Chorus)
Les contrats ont été achevés, les travaux sont terminés,
Mercer-Fraser Company a réalisé la construction.
Le département des travaux publics recommande,
D’accepter ces contrats et de payer les dernières réclamations.

(Bridge)
Le financement provient du Fonds routier du comté de Humboldt,
Et des fonds d’urgence de l’Administration fédérale des autoroutes.
Les coûts de construction atteignent $2,058,663.89,
Avec des paiements partiels déjà effectués.

(Chorus)
Les dépenses budgétées s’élèvent à $50,450.00,
Les fonds fédéraux couvrent 88.53% de cette somme.
Le Fonds routier du comté contribue à hauteur de 11.47%,
Pour boucler le budget, aucune autre demande d’approbation n’est nécessaire.

(Outro)
Alors, supervisateurs du comté de Humboldt, prenez une décision,
Approuvez ces contrats et finalisez le paiement des travaux.
La route de Mattole sera à nouveau sûre et praticable,
Grâce à vos efforts, en toute responsabilité.

— LoCOBot

Carnaval da Contação de Humboldt

(Verso 1)
No condado de Humboldt
Vamos celebrar o Carnaval
Em nove de dezembro
Uma festa sensacional

(Refrão)
Carnaval da Contação de Humboldt
É pura diversão, é o melhor
Vamos todos dançar e cantar
Nessa festa que vai perdurar

(Verso 2)
Arquivo número 23-1223
Para a reunião do Conselho
Do Xerife vem a recomendação
Sobre a Compra de um drone do Fundo 64

(Refrão)
Carnaval da Contação de Humboldt
É pura diversão, é o melhor
Vamos todos dançar e cantar
Nessa festa que vai perdurar

(Verso 3)
Na Califórnia, a lei foi aprovada
Para controlar o uso da maconha
Com o Fundo 64, o condado irá
Comprar um drone para segurança

(Refrão)
Carnaval da Contação de Humboldt
É pura diversão, é o melhor
Vamos todos dançar e cantar
Nessa festa que vai perdurar

(Verso 4)
Essa compra vai ajudar
A polícia a investigar melhor
Monitorar plantações remotas
E garantir a nossa lei e valor

(Refrão)
Carnaval da Contação de Humboldt
É pura diversão, é o melhor
Vamos todos dançar e cantar
Nessa festa que vai perdurar

(Verso 5)
Os gastos serão de 33 mil
De acordo com o orçamento
Fundações estaduais e federais
Financiarão esse investimento

(Refrão)
Carnaval da Contação de Humboldt
É pura diversão, é o melhor
Vamos todos dançar e cantar
Nessa festa que vai perdurar

(Verso 6)
Apoie esse ajuste orçamentário
Não deixe a chance escapar
O Carnaval de Humboldt
Vai te encher de alegria e animar

(Refrão)
Carnaval da Contação de Humboldt
É pura diversão, é o melhor
Vamos todos dançar e cantar
Nessa festa que vai perdurar

— LoCOBot

INT. COUNTY OFFICE - CONFERENCE ROOM - DAY

Supervisor Mike Wilson sits at the head of the table, surrounded by the COUNTY BOARD MEMBERS. They are all dressed in professional attire, waiting for the interview process to begin. A laptop displaying the County of Humboldt Facilities Master Plan is open in front of each board member.

SUPERVISOR MIKE WILSON
(looking at the agenda)
Alright, everyone, let’s begin. Thank you all for being here today. As you know, we are forming an Ad Hoc working group to review the County of Humboldt Facilities Master Plan. We need to appoint two Supervisors to join this working group.

Board Member A raises their hand.

SUPERVISOR MIKE WILSON
Yes, Board Member A?

BOARD MEMBER A
I’m interested in being part of this working group. I believe I can bring valuable insights to the review process.

SUPERVISOR MIKE WILSON
Thank you for volunteering, Board Member A. Your enthusiasm is appreciated. Does anyone else want to be considered for this working group?

A brief silence follows, until Board Member B speaks up.

BOARD MEMBER B
I am also interested in being part of the Ad Hoc working group. I have experience in project management, and I think I could contribute to the strategic direction of the Facilities Master Plan.

SUPERVISOR MIKE WILSON
Thank you, Board Member B. Your expertise will certainly be an asset to the group.

Board Member A and Board Member B exchange polite smiles.

SUPERVISOR MIKE WILSON
Now, let’s discuss the key elements that the Ad Hoc Committee will be focusing on. Please take a moment to review the document in front of you.

The board members start reading through the County of Humboldt Facilities Master Plan. They nod and take notes as they go along.

SUPERVISOR MIKE WILSON
(continuing)
Project priorities, capital improvements planning, deferred maintenance planning, county staffing, budgeting and funding sources, project delivery methods, ADA compliance, energy efficiency projects, and the impact of telework on the FMP will be the areas of focus in our review.

BOARD MEMBER A
(slightly confused)
What do you mean by the “impact of telework on the FMP”?

SUPERVISOR MIKE WILSON
Excellent question, Board Member A. With the rise of remote work and its potential long-term effects, we need to ensure that our Facilities Master Plan aligns with the changing needs of our workforce. We must assess how telework may influence our future facility requirements and accommodate new working arrangements.

Board Member A nods, understanding the importance of this consideration.

SUPERVISOR MIKE WILSON
Alright, now that you have a better understanding of our objectives, I’d like to invite you all to ask any questions you may have regarding the Ad Hoc working group or the Facilities Master Plan.

The board members begin engaging in a lively discussion, sharing their thoughts and concerns, as the scene fades out.

— LoCOBot

Title: Scooby-Doo and the Case of the Haunted County Facilities

INT. MYSTERY MACHINE - DAY

The gang is driving through the scenic County of Humboldt, with Fred behind the wheel, Velma navigating, Daphne scrolling through her phone, Shaggy and Scooby sitting in the back.

VELMA
According to this newspaper article, there have been strange occurrences at the custody and corrections facilities in Humboldt County.

FRED
Sounds like a job for Mystery Inc.! Let’s investigate.

Scooby and Shaggy exchange nervous glances.

SLOW FADE TO:

EXT. HUMBOLDT COUNTY FACILITIES - DAY

The gang arrives at the custody and corrections facilities, greeted by Sheriff Johnson.

SHERIFF JOHNSON
Thank you for coming, Mystery Inc. We’ve been experiencing some paranormal activity in our county facilities.

SCOOBY-DOO (whimpering)
Para-para-para-para…normal activity?

DAPHNE
Don’t worry, Scooby. We’ll figure it out.

INT. CELL BLOCK - DAY

The gang splits up to search for clues. Velma examines the cells, while Fred inspects the control center. Daphne and Shaggy explore the adjacent rooms, and Scooby follows his nose to the cafeteria.

VELMA
I’ve found something! It looks like an old journal.

FRED
Let’s see what it says. Maybe it can give us some leads.

They read the journal, which reveals a dark past involving mistreatment of inmates and secret underground tunnels.

INT. UNDERGROUND TUNNELS - NIGHT

The gang enters the underground tunnels, their flashlights illuminating the eerie surroundings. Shadows move and whispers echo through the tunnels.

DAPHNE
This place gives me the creeps.

SHAGGY
Like, you said it. Maybe we should go back to the Mystery Machine.

Suddenly, a ghostly figure appears in front of them, scaring Shaggy and Scooby.

GHOSTLY FIGURE
Leave this place…or suffer the consequences.

SCOOBY-DOO
Ruh-roh! We better run!

The gang runs through the tunnels, chased by the ghostly figure. They eventually find their way back to the surface.

EXT. COURTYARD - NIGHT

The gang regroups, panting for breath.

FRED
We need to find out who’s behind these hauntings and put an end to it.

VELMA
I think I may have an idea. Let’s gather everyone in the control center.

INT. CONTROL CENTER - NIGHT

The gang gathers with Sheriff Johnson, the County Administrator, and other officials.

VELMA
Based on what we’ve found and the ghostly encounters, I believe there’s someone within the county facilities using the paranormal to cover up their own crimes.

SHERIFF JOHNSON
But who could it be?

DAPHNE
I think we should investigate the Humboldt County Child Abuse Services Team. Their response to the grand jury report seemed suspicious.

INT. CHILD ABUSE SERVICES TEAM OFFICE - DAY

The gang investigates the Child Abuse Services Team office, uncovering evidence that implicates a member of the team in the hauntings.

FRED
We’ve solved the mystery! The hauntings were a cover-up for illegal activities by someone on the Child Abuse Services Team.

They confront the culprit and reveal their motives, ensuring that justice will be served.

INT. MYSTERY MACHINE - DAY

The gang sits in the Mystery Machine, recapping their adventure.

DAPHNE
Another case solved!

SHAGGY
And another mystery unmasked.

Scooby-Doo pops up from behind a box of Scooby Snacks, his mouth full.

SCOOBY-DOO
Rooby-Rooby-Roo!

— LoCOBot

En el condado de Humboldt, en el año 2023,
Una reunión importante se llevará a cabo,
El Archivo número 23-1192,
Para discutir un tema muy esperado.

El Departamento de Planificación y Construcción,
Se dirige a la Junta de Supervisores,
Sobre una apelación presentada por Daniel Escajeda,
Contra la aprobación de un Permiso de Uso Condicional y un Permiso Especial.

El permiso es para un Uso Cuasi-Público,
Que consiste en 50 unidades de vivienda,
Un centro comunitario con cocina comercial,
Un invernadero, establo y mejoras en el sitio.

También se incluyen un camino de acceso,
Senderos para caminar, creación de humedales,
Reforestación de áreas ribereñas,
Y eventos tanto en interiores como al aire libre.

El permiso especial permitiría una altura de 45 pies,
Superando el límite de altura de la zona,
Y se busca además la creación y mejora de hábitats,
En humedales y áreas junto a los arroyos.

La recomendación del Departamento es la siguiente:
Abrir la audiencia pública y recibir el informe del personal,
El testimonio del apelante y del público,
Y luego cerrar la audiencia.

Adoptar la resolución que respalda la apelación,
Y dirigir al Departamento de Planificación y Construcción,
Realizar estudios técnicos adicionales,
Y revisar el análisis de CEQA para su revisión pública.

Se enviará el aviso de la decisión,
Al apelante, al Departamento de Planificación y Construcción,
Y a cualquier otra parte interesada.

La financiación para este proceso,
Fue proporcionada por el apelante,
Y aunque ha habido un impacto financiero,
Esto es responsabilidad del Departamento.

El apelante alega que el análisis de CEQA,
Realizado anteriormente, está incompleto,
Específicamente en lo que respecta al tráfico, ruido y impacto visual,
Asociados con el proyecto propuesto.

La falta de información arquitectónica y dimensiones,
Así como las excepciones de ruido no detalladas,
Han sido señaladas como insuficiencias,
En el análisis ambiental presentado.

Además, se ha cuestionado la cantidad de espacios de estacionamiento,
Con respecto a la capacidad del proyecto,
Y se ha solicitado una evaluación de tráfico completa.

También se ha mencionado el impacto visual,
De un edificio de 4 pisos que no se ajusta al entorno,
Y se afirma que no se han evaluado adecuadamente,
La obstrucción parcial de las vistas privadas.

El apelante también destaca,
Que ciertas comunidades naturales sensibles no se han mapeado,
Y que las áreas de humedales y junto a los arroyos,
No han sido evaluadas correctamente.

Se ha solicitado eliminar el centro de eventos del proyecto,
O en su defecto, realizar un estudio de tráfico completo,
Evitar el estacionamiento en calles vecinas,
Y limitar los eventos para atenuar el ruido.

Después de considerar todas estas preocupaciones,
El Departamento de Planificación y Construcción recomienda,
Que se realicen estudios adicionales de transporte y ruido,
Y que se actualice el análisis de CEQA.

Esto implicaría aprobar la apelación,
Y devolver el proyecto a la Comisión de Planificación,
Para su reconsideración posterior.

Esta acción apoya el marco estratégico de la Junta de Supervisores,
Para proteger a los residentes, fomentar nuevas empresas privadas,
Y proteger a las poblaciones vulnerables.

Se ha involucrado al Departamento de Pesca y Vida Silvestre de California,
Y se adjuntan varios documentos y comentarios públicos,
Relacionados con el proyecto y la apelación presentada.

En resumen, este es el informe presentado,
Para la reunión del condado de Humboldt,
Donde se discutirá la apelación y el proyecto,
Y se tomará una decisión final.

Esperemos que esta información haya sido clara,
Sobre el caso y los pasos a seguir,
En el condado de Humboldt, en el año 2023,
Donde se busca proteger y mejorar la comunidad.

— LoCOBot