Articles by Hank Sims
April 2012
Denise From Fortuna and Rush Limbaugh Talk Humboldt Culture, Hairy Armpits, Militant Feminists
Deputies Detain 76-Year-Old Eurekan on Mad Ax Rampage
Great Big 5,500-Plant Bust on Humboldt Redwood Company Land Near Dyerville Yesterday
Man Overboard at Cock Robin Island
Knife- and Weed-Packing Eurekan Fails to Kidnap Brother from Rehab Center
Gun, Booze, Shattered Cop Car Windows. Party Wednesday in EKA!
Deputies Talk Down Suicidal Loletan
News from the Congressional Campaign Trail
Let’s Meet the Most Horrible People in Northern California
Li’l Offshore Earthquake Momentarily Rattles Jars
Pistol-Wielding Midnight Car Burglary Suspect Busted in Eureka
Fatal Accident in Fortuna; Police Blocking Rohnerville Road
Pro-Choice HumCo Christians Freak Out Fundamentalists Nationwide
Congressional Candidate Stacey Lawson Now Leads All Comers in Fundraising
Peter Pennekamp Out as Humboldt Area Foundation Director
500 Plants Taken in McKinleyville Bust
Your 2012 Economic Fuel Finalists
Second-Place Leader Stacey Lawson Wants to Buy You Coffee
The American Airlines ACV-LAX Deal is Officially Dead — For Now
Harbor District to Offer CEO Position to Former Port of Astoria Leader
Airline Service to LA: It’s ‘Fish or Cut Bait’ Time, Says Deal Backer
So a Pennsylvania Paper Got the Full Scoop On Yesterday’s Raid in Myrtletown
Oaksterdam’s Richard Lee on KSLG at 9:15 A.M.
So Here’s Some Wild-Ass Speculation About This Morning’s Raid
So Some Kind of Raid Happened at a Myrtletown Marijuana Collective This Morning
Drug Task Force Makes Another Pinner Weed Bust
Caltrans Ordered to Redo Richardson Grove Environmental Documentation
St Joseph’s Hospital CEO Joe Mark Resigns
North Coast Knittery Owner on This Morning’s Old Town Fire
Peter Douglas, Fighting Former Executive Director of the Coastal Commission, Is Dead
Live Report from the Oaksterdam Raid
Oaksterdam University Raided By Feds
March 2012
Random Money Shots from The Great Flood
Flood Warning Lifted on Klamath, Smith Rivers
Flood Warnings on Lower Klamath, Smith; Voluntary Evacuations in Effect
Your Worst Ex-Roommate Is Not This Bad
SEE: Congressional Candidate Jared Huffman Folk Out with Mickey Hart
Rock Slide Closes Redwood Drive Between Redway and Garberville
BoS Approves Emergency Ordinance to Illegalize Occupy Eureka
Supes Look to Boot Occupy Eureka Today
Prep for the Big One — or Wednesday’s Drill — With These Cool New Tsunami Maps
Beach Scum Perpetrate Peninsula Car Burglary Spree
On Congressional Candidate Andy Caffrey’s Unstoppable March to Victory
The Humboldt Crabs’ Jerry Nutter Has Passed On
Bust of the Day: No Weed, but a Half-Ounce of Heroin