Saturday, April 9
SATURDAY LOWDOWN: Yikes! Don’t Let These Robots Ruin Your Weekend
A quick scan of your Saturday Lowdown below will reveal a plethora of non-life-threatening weekend joys should you need them. But whatever you do, don’t go to The Siren’s Song Tavern where you’re sure to be devoured by the mechanical musicians of Captured! By Robots which are on the road as part of their “Funeral For the Human Race Tour.” Attendance would be a fatal decision on your part. You’ve been warned.
Top Events!
(Look ahead!)
Guy Fieri Cookbook Signing
Ferndale Museum
/ 11 a.m.-12:30 p.m.
Celebrate Ferndale Museum’s new cookbook with Guy Fieri! The famous local chef will be at Ferndale Museum on April 9 to sign copies of “Sweet Memories of Ferndale: Celebrating with Food & Love,” for which he wrote the introduction.
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Get Outside Gear Sale
Humboldt Coastal Nature Center
/ 11 a.m.-3 p.m.
/ Free
What is outdoor gear? Camping & backpacking equipment, fishing gear, kayaks & canoes, gardening tools, surfboards, bikes, field guides, binoculars, hiking boots, sports equipment, lawn games, and so much more!
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36th Annual Celebrity Dinner & Sports Auction
Blue Lake Casino Hotel
/ 5-9 p.m.
/ $100
/ 18+
Three-time Olympic gold medalist and two-time FIFA Women’s World Cup Champion, Christie Pearce Rampone will serve as the event’s keynote speaker.
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Captured! By Robots
The Siren’s Song Tavern
/ 7 p.m.
/ $10
Live and in effect! Captured! By Robots (Bay Area Robotic Grindcore) returns to Humboldt. With local hosts, The Scum Lourdes (Slum Punk) and Insomnia Syndrome (Humboldt Hard Rock/Metal).
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The Bartow Project
Carlo Theatre (Dell’Arte)
/ 8-9:30 p.m.
/ $20
/ $15 Senior/Student
The Bartow Project culminates a three year creative collaboration between Dell’Arte, the Wiyot Tribe, Native filmmakers, and the HSU Goudi’ni Gallery to present four short films to Humboldt County audiences about the art and life of Wiyot artist Rick Bartow.
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All Events!
Arcata Plaza Farmers’ Market
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/ 9 a.m.-2 p.m.
/ Free
The Arcata Plaza Farmers’ Market is open every Saturday, year round, offering the freshest produce, meat, fish, cheese, eggs, bread, flowers, and more! Enjoy music and hot food vendors at this fun, family friendly event.
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Christie Pearce Rampone Soccer Clinic
HSU College Creek Field
/ 10:30 a.m.-1:15 p.m.
/ $25
Registration is now open for the Christie Pearce Rampone Soccer Clinic to be held on Saturday, April 9, 2022. The clinic will take place at College Creek Soccer Field on the campus of Cal Poly Humboldt.
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Book Sale
Eureka Main Library
/ 11 a.m.-3 p.m.
/ Free
Novels, mysteries, romance, Christian fiction. Non fiction: biographies, travel, history, sports, cookbooks.
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Undam the Klamath: Info Session
Mad River Brewery Tasting Room
/ 4:30-5:30 p.m.
/ Free
Join us at the Tap Room for the in-person premiere of Swiftwater Films’ ‘Bring the Salmon Home’ followed by a panel discussion on the status of the undamming of the Klamath. Help us cross the finish line and participate by writing letters to show your support of dam removal.
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Uncontrollable: A Comedy Fundraiser to Re-Elect Karen Paz Domínguez
Savage Henry Comedy Club
/ 5 p.m.
“Join us for a night of laughs, entertainment, and fundraising! Featuring local comics, live entertainment, and music!”
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Oryan Peterson-Jones
Septentrio Winery
/ 6-8 p.m.
/ Free
/ 21+
Oryan performs works for solo classical guitar and assorted non-Western instrumentation in the American Primitive tradition.
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Lisa Lynne and Aryeh Frankfurter
Fortuna Monday Club
/ 7:30-8:30 p.m.
/ $10
The Fortuna Concert Series presents Celtic harps, rare instruments and wondrous stories with Lisa Lynne & Aryeh Frankfurter.
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Family Fun Series
Creamery District
/ 8-11 p.m.
This year’s events will be held in a big top circus tent in the Creamery District of Arcata, on 8th St. Headline performers this year are David Gonzalez with Cuentos: Tales from the Latino World, clown duo Coventry & Kaluza, singer/songwriter and fiddler Laurie Lewis, and Cirque du Schwazee.
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Goth Night at The GOAT
The Miniplex at Richards’ Goat Tavern
/ 8-11:59 p.m.
/ $10
/ $5 advance tickets online
/ 21+
GOTH NIGHT Returns to the Goat, presented by your hosts and DJs FauxVelvet & Satanica, ready to set the mood with Darkwave and Goth Dance music all night long!
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An Evening with ThunderCloud
Clam Beach Inn
/ 8 p.m.-midnight
/ Free
/ 21+
Local rock band performing multiple sets of music.
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Man of La Mancha
Ferndale Repertory Theatre
/ 8-10:30 p.m.
/ $18
“Man of La Mancha is one of the world’s most popular musicals. Inspired by Miguel de Cervantes’ seventeenth-century masterwork Don Quixote and set during the Spanish Inquisition, the original 1965 production won five Tony Awards, including Best Musical.”
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Alec Cole
Savage Henry Comedy Club
/ 9-11 p.m.
/ $10
/ 21+
He’s funny and this is gonna be a fun show!
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Mojo Rockers
Bear River Casino Resort
/ 9 p.m.-1 a.m.
/ Free
/ 21+
“Mojo Rockers. Humboldt musical all stars playing the hits…with a funky twist! Mojo Rockers bring the big dance energy with a little more soul and groove to the dance floor.”
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Movie Showtimes
Broadway Cinema
- AMBULANCE: 1:20, 4:50, 7:00, 8:00
- A PRIVATE MOVIE SCREENING: 12:00, 3:45, 7:30
- JUJUTSU KAISEN 0 (ENGLISH SUBTITLED): 3:40
- MORBIUS: 11:20, 12:10, 1:50, 2:50, 4:40, 5:40, 7:20, 8:20
- SONIC THE HEDGEHOG 2: 11:15, 12:00, 12:30, 1:00, 1:30, 2:15, 3:00, 3:30, 4:00, 4:30, 5:15, 6:30, 7:30
- SPIDER-MAN: NO WAY HOME: 12:20, 6:40
- THE BATMAN: 11:30, 3:20, 7:15
- THE LOST CITY: 1:10, 4:10, 7:10, 8:10
- UFC 273: VOLKANOVSKI VS THE KOREAN ZOMBIE: 7:00
Mill Creek Cinema
- AMBULANCE: 12:40, 3:50, 7:00, 8:00
- MORBIUS: 1:40, 4:50, 7:40
- SONIC THE HEDGEHOG 2: 12:30, 1:15, 2:00, 3:30, 4:15, 5:00, 6:30, 7:30
- THE BATMAN: 12:00, 3:40, 7:20
- THE LOST CITY: 1:00, 4:20, 7:10
- UNCHARTED: 1:10, 4:00, 6:50
Minor Theatre
- MORBIUS: 2:30, 5:15, 8:00
- THE BATMAN: 3:00, 7:00
- THE LOST CITY: 2:00, 4:45, 7:30
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