COVID-ERA LOWDOWN LITE!

The once-vibrant Humboldt events scene is on hold while we figure out this pesky global pandemic situation. Sucks, we know. For the time being, though, the Lost Coast Outpost presents a greatly diminished version of the ol’ LoCO Lowdown here. Below, find listings for local events, both online and in-person-but-socially-distant, that meet current  recommended safety standards.

There will be fun again someday. Consider this a li’l breather.

Got a COVID-appropriate event coming up? Neat! Submit that event here!

WEDNESDAY, OCT. 28

Free Virtual Reentry Legal Clinics
Humboldt COVID-Era Signs of Life / 10 a.m.-4 p.m. / Free
Root & Rebound is hosting two days of FREE virtual legal clinics, October 27-28, for people with arrest or conviction records! Speak to a lawyer on the phone and learn about your legal rights with an arrest or conviction record!
510-279-4662 / maoyama@rootandrebound.org / Web site /

Open Mikey
Savage Henry Comedy Club / 9-11 p.m. / Free / 18+
“Eureka’s longest-running stand-up open mic. Adapts to current social distancing guidelines. No cover.”
845-8864 / Web site /

THURSDAY, OCT. 29

Henderson Center Farmers’ Market
Humboldt COVID-Era Signs of Life / 10 a.m.-1 p.m. / Free
Find a variety of locally grown fruits, vegetables, plant starts, flowers, and more! Please visit our website to view the latest updates and protocols to help us keep our market safe and open!
441-9999 / info@northcoastgrowersassociation.org / Web site /

McKinleyville Farmers’ Market
Humboldt COVID-Era Signs of Life / 3-6 p.m. / Free
Located in the parking lot of ​Eureka Natural Foods at Central Avenue and Picket Road in McKinleyville. Find a variety of locally grown fruits, vegetables, plant starts, flowers, and more! Please visit our website to view the latest updates and protocols to help us keep our market safe and open!
441-9999 / info@northcoastgrowersassociation.org / Web site /

Jason Merritt hosts Jack Box
Savage Henry Comedy Club / 9-11 p.m.
“Comedian Jason Merritt hosts a night of interactive (socially distant) Jack Box games!”
845-8864 / Web site /

FRIDAY, OCT. 30

Die Geister Beschwören New Album Release!
Humboldt COVID-Era Signs of Life / midnight / Free
Local moss-folk ensemble, Die Geister Beschwören, are releasing their latest work, titled: Ghosts, This Is Survival. A link to the album will be posted on Bandcamp starting at midnight. At 12:00 a.m. on Halloween, Ghosts will quietly return to the shadows.
bpbsartsandmedia@gmail.com / Web site /

Garberville Farmers’ Market
Humboldt COVID-Era Signs of Life / 11 a.m.-3 p.m. / Free
Located at Church Street and the Town Square, Garberville. Find a variety of locally grown fruits, vegetables, plant starts, flowers, and more! Please visit our website to view the latest updates and protocols to help us keep our market safe and open!
441-9999 / info@northcoastgrowersassociation.org / Web site /

Suspended Animation
Savage Henry Comedy Club / 9-11 p.m. / Free / 18+
“A panel of comedians riff on old classic Saturday Morning Cartoons. Milk and cereal will be for sale. No cover. Donations Accepted. Safety protocols in effect.”
845-8864 / Web site /

SATURDAY, OCT. 31

‘Haunted Kinetic Lab of Horrors’ Fundraiser
Humboldt COVID-Era Signs of Life / midnight
This would have been the perfect setup for the annual “Haunted Kinetic Lab of Horrors,” one of the community’s favorite Halloween events. Unfortunately, due to the coronavirus pandemic, it will not be happening this year so the Lab is asking the community for help.
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Arcata Plaza Farmers’ Market
Humboldt COVID-Era Signs of Life / 9 a.m.-2 p.m. / Free
Find a variety of locally grown fruits, vegetables, plant starts, flowers, and more! Please visit our website to view the latest updates and protocols to help us keep our market safe and open!
441-9999 / info@northcoastgrowersassociation.org / Web site /

Halloween Pumpkin Hunts
20/30 Park / 11 a.m.-12:30 p.m. / Free
Hunts at 11 a.m., 12:30 p.m. and 2 p.m. Eureka Community Services is excited to share a family-friendly, Halloween-in-Quarantine event! While the festivities may look a little different this year, the fun (and candy!) is the same.
441-4248 / recreation@ci.eureka.ca.gov / Web site /

Halloween Pumpkin Hunts
Cooper Gulch Park / 11 a.m.-12:30 p.m. / Free
Hunts at 11 a.m., 12:30 p.m. and 2 p.m. Eureka Community Services is excited to share a family-friendly, Halloween-in-Quarantine event! While the festivities may look a little different this year, the fun (and candy!) is the same.
441-4248 / recreation@ci.eureka.ca.gov / Web site /

Halloween Pumpkin Hunts
Sequoia Park / 11 a.m.-12:30 p.m. / Free
Hunts at 11 a.m., 12:30 p.m. and 2 p.m. Eureka Community Services is excited to share a family-friendly, Halloween-in-Quarantine event! While the festivities may look a little different this year, the fun (and candy!) is the same.
441-4248 / recreation@ci.eureka.ca.gov / Web site /

Pumpkin Carving Demonstration with Mike Craghead
Eureka Natural Foods / 4-10 p.m.
Come see pumpkins get weird! Eureka native Mike Craghead, veteran of Food Network’s Halloween Wars.
mike@mikecraghead.com / Web site /

Mystery Crypt 4/20
Savage Henry Comedy Club / 9-11 p.m. / Free / 18+
“Matt Redbeard’s award-winning movie riffing show featuring “Cannibal Holocaust.” Think Mystery Science Theater. No cover. Donations Accpeted. Social distancing protocols enforced.”
845-8864 / Web site /

SUNDAY, NOV. 1

Dharma Talk
See Event Description / 9:45-10:30 a.m. / Free
826-1701 / info@arcatazengroup.org / Web site /

Pan Muerto (Dead Bread) Making Workshop
Humboldt COVID-Era Signs of Life / 3-4 p.m. / $20
Zoom class. Learn to make Pan de Muerto (Dead Bread) live on zoom with Dennis Rael of Los Bagels! Price includes dry ingredients for making the bread, zoom link and two family friendly Dia de Los Muertos crafts! Benefit for Amigos de Fuente Nueva in Arcata.
mollyjacobs1985@gmail.com / Web site /

Eric Fitzgerald’s Den Mic
Savage Henry Comedy Club / 9-11 p.m.
“Weekly open mic comedy support your local comics and especially the first timers! They need an audience to bomb in front of. Hosted by Eric Fitzgerald. Free. Donations accepted. Social distancing protocols enforced.”
845-8864 / Web site /

TUESDAY, NOV. 3

Financial Basics for Business Owners
Humboldt COVID-Era Signs of Life / 5:30-7:30 p.m. / $30 / Free CDBG Scholarship-eligible Participants
Join North Coast SBDC for this upcoming webinar! 30$ or Scholarship Using a case study, learn to read your business’ financial statements and calculate your breakeven point.
445-9720 / admin@northcoastsbdc.org / Web site /

WEDNESDAY, NOV. 4

Open Mikey
Savage Henry Comedy Club / 9-11 p.m. / Free / 18+
“Eureka’s longest-running stand-up open mic. Adapts to current social distancing guidelines. No cover.”
845-8864 / Web site /

THURSDAY, NOV. 5

FRIDAY, NOV. 6

Mad River Rotary’s Online Auction
See Event Description / 1 a.m.
Web site /

Garberville Farmers’ Market
Humboldt COVID-Era Signs of Life / 11 a.m.-3 p.m. / Free
Located at Church Street and the Town Square, Garberville. Find a variety of locally grown fruits, vegetables, plant starts, flowers, and more! Please visit our website to view the latest updates and protocols to help us keep our market safe and open!
441-9999 / info@northcoastgrowersassociation.org / Web site /

EPIC Fall Celebration: Bringing the Wild to You
Humboldt COVID-Era Signs of Life / 6-7 p.m. / $10 / $40 Meal Pickup at Bayside Grange or Mateel Comm Ctr.
Zoom event. Expect a great time with the Sempervirens Awards ceremony celebrating Eileen Cooper, live musical performances by Casey Neill and Joanne Rand, a talk from Congress member Jared Huffman, and an online silent auction full of amazing deals.
822-7711 / epic@wildcalifornia.org / Web site /

SATURDAY, NOV. 7

Mad River Rotary’s Online Auction
See Event Description / 1 a.m.-9 p.m.
Web site /

Arcata Plaza Farmers’ Market
Humboldt COVID-Era Signs of Life / 9 a.m.-2 p.m. / Free
Find a variety of locally grown fruits, vegetables, plant starts, flowers, and more! Please visit our website to view the latest updates and protocols to help us keep our market safe and open!
441-9999 / info@northcoastgrowersassociation.org / Web site /

SUNDAY, NOV. 8

‘We’re Fried’ Chicken Challenge Wild Souls Ranch Fundraiser
Humboldt COVID-Era Signs of Life / midnight / $25
Let’s face it, 2020 has us fried! So we’ve decided to make the most of it and have some good, fried fun. Anytime throughout the week of November 8th to 14th, tag Wild Souls Ranch in a photo or video of you making your best finger lickin’ fried chicken and include your recipe.
Web site /

Dharma Talk
See Event Description / 9:45-10:30 a.m. / Free
826-1701 / info@arcatazengroup.org / Web site /

Eric Fitzgerald’s Den Mic
Savage Henry Comedy Club / 9-11 p.m.
“Weekly open mic comedy support your local comics and especially the first timers! They need an audience to bomb in front of. Hosted by Eric Fitzgerald. Free. Donations accepted. Social distancing protocols enforced.”
845-8864 / Web site /

TUESDAY, NOV. 10

Business Planning for the Real World
Humboldt COVID-Era Signs of Life / 5:30-7:30 p.m. / $30 / Free CDBG Scholarship-eligible Partcipants
Join North Coast SBDC for this upcoming webinar! $30 or Scholarship Learn how to create a living plan with a Business Model Canvas. Get sharp and clear on how you’re going to make money.
445-9720 / admin@northcoastsbdc.org / Web site /

WEDNESDAY, NOV. 11

Open Mikey
Savage Henry Comedy Club / 9-11 p.m. / Free / 18+
“Eureka’s longest-running stand-up open mic. Adapts to current social distancing guidelines. No cover.”
845-8864 / Web site /

FRIDAY, NOV. 13

Garberville Farmers’ Market
Humboldt COVID-Era Signs of Life / 11 a.m.-3 p.m. / Free
Located at Church Street and the Town Square, Garberville. Find a variety of locally grown fruits, vegetables, plant starts, flowers, and more! Please visit our website to view the latest updates and protocols to help us keep our market safe and open!
441-9999 / info@northcoastgrowersassociation.org / Web site /

SATURDAY, NOV. 14

Arcata Plaza Farmers’ Market
Humboldt COVID-Era Signs of Life / 9 a.m.-2 p.m. / Free
Find a variety of locally grown fruits, vegetables, plant starts, flowers, and more! Please visit our website to view the latest updates and protocols to help us keep our market safe and open!
441-9999 / info@northcoastgrowersassociation.org / Web site /

‘We’re Fried’ Chicken Challenge Wild Souls Ranch Fundraiser
Humboldt COVID-Era Signs of Life / noon / $25
Let’s face it, 2020 has us fried! So we’ve decided to make the most of it and have some good, fried fun. Anytime throughout the week of November 8th to 14th, tag Wild Souls Ranch in a photo or video of you making your best finger lickin’ fried chicken and include your recipe.
Web site /

SUNDAY, NOV. 15

Eric Fitzgerald’s Den Mic
Savage Henry Comedy Club / 9-11 p.m.
“Weekly open mic comedy support your local comics and especially the first timers! They need an audience to bomb in front of. Hosted by Eric Fitzgerald. Free. Donations accepted. Social distancing protocols enforced.”
845-8864 / Web site /

WEDNESDAY, NOV. 18

Humboldt Coastal Dunes Cooperative Virtual Public Meeting
Humboldt COVID-Era Signs of Life / 6-7:30 p.m. / Free
This public meeting will feature a series of short presentations focusing on the management of coastal dune environments. Topics will include the Samoa Dunes & Wetlands Conservation Project, the Humboldt Coastal Resilience Project, and Western Snowy Plover Breeding Update.
444-1397 / info@friendsofthedunes.org / Web site /

Open Mikey
Savage Henry Comedy Club / 9-11 p.m. / Free / 18+
“Eureka’s longest-running stand-up open mic. Adapts to current social distancing guidelines. No cover.”
845-8864 / Web site /

FRIDAY, NOV. 20

Garberville Farmers’ Market
Humboldt COVID-Era Signs of Life / 11 a.m.-3 p.m. / Free
Located at Church Street and the Town Square, Garberville. Find a variety of locally grown fruits, vegetables, plant starts, flowers, and more! Please visit our website to view the latest updates and protocols to help us keep our market safe and open!
441-9999 / info@northcoastgrowersassociation.org / Web site /

SATURDAY, NOV. 21

Arcata Plaza Farmers’ Market
Humboldt COVID-Era Signs of Life / 9 a.m.-2 p.m. / Free
Find a variety of locally grown fruits, vegetables, plant starts, flowers, and more! Please visit our website to view the latest updates and protocols to help us keep our market safe and open!
441-9999 / info@northcoastgrowersassociation.org / Web site /

SUNDAY, NOV. 22

Eric Fitzgerald’s Den Mic
Savage Henry Comedy Club / 9-11 p.m.
“Weekly open mic comedy support your local comics and especially the first timers! They need an audience to bomb in front of. Hosted by Eric Fitzgerald. Free. Donations accepted. Social distancing protocols enforced.”
845-8864 / Web site /

WEDNESDAY, NOV. 25

Open Mikey
Savage Henry Comedy Club / 9-11 p.m. / Free / 18+
“Eureka’s longest-running stand-up open mic. Adapts to current social distancing guidelines. No cover.”
845-8864 / Web site /

SUNDAY, NOV. 29

Eric Fitzgerald’s Den Mic
Savage Henry Comedy Club / 9-11 p.m.
“Weekly open mic comedy support your local comics and especially the first timers! They need an audience to bomb in front of. Hosted by Eric Fitzgerald. Free. Donations accepted. Social distancing protocols enforced.”
845-8864 / Web site /

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