Articles by Hank Sims

February 2013

Ulansey Gets Supes’ Planning Commission Appointment, Immediately Delivers Lovelace Dis

Bottom-Feeders Steal Copper Wiring from McK High’s New Football Stadium Lighting

TRINIDAD METH SHOCKER! Three Oz. of Powder, $7K in Cash — It All Went Down on Main Street

Supes Set to Appoint New Planning Commissioner Tuesday; Everything Coming up HumCPR?

How One Sentence Saved Me from Living My Whole Life as a Well-Meaning Hick

An Early Peek at Sen. Noreen Evans’ 2013-14 Legislative Agenda

‘Weed Country’ Open Discussion!

A Cavalcade of Eureka Problem Oriented Policing Busts

Work Camp Walkaway Taken Into Custody in Fortuna

Ferndale Party Broken Up By Father-and-Son Racists Punching Woman and Children; Sheriff Seeking One Suspect

Fire Behind the Bayshore Mall

Rain, Snow Coming to Make Our Lives Miserable This Week

Widespread Suddenlink Internet Outage

The Great KAI THE HITCHHIKER Checks in With KHUM

HSU Bombs White House’s New ‘College Scorecard’

Two Arrested, 15 Cited in Devil’s Playground Sweep

Humboldt’s Pete Nichols Joins Sierra Club Leader, Daryl Hannah at White House Direct Action Protest

For the Neck-Tatted, Sunday Morning is a Morning to Get Busted With Meth and Weed

The Ladies of the Briarwood Circle Cannabis Growing Society Have Been Arrested

Eureka Car-Kicking Spree Ends When Suspect Kicks Police Car

INTRODUCING: Our New Homepage

Arcata Storefront Burglary Suspect Slashed, Arrested

Highway 96 Reported Closed in Orleans

Early Morning Stabbing at Sal’s Off-Broadway

Update in Ryan Floyd Investigation: More Drugs, Stolen Property and Sketchy Gun Stuff Found

Arcata Power Outage Leaves About 1,270 Customers Offline

Sheriff’s Office Looking for Wanted Felon Accused of Threatening, Assaulting Housemate

Yes, That Mystery Helichopper Was Doing PG&E Work

Late-Nite McK Traffic Stop Leads to Cache of Weed, Wire, Weird Documentation

Scumbags, Sleazeballs Knock Over Alice Birney School — Again!

Deputies Bust Up Loleta Axe Melee; No Arrests Made

Is a Strange Helicopter Buzzing Your Neighborhood Super-Low?

Hey, HSU Alumni of a Certain Age: This is the End of an Era

Suspects in ‘Dukes of Hazzard’-Style Backwoods Police Chase are Still Running

National Weather Service Upgrades Today’s Sneaker Wave Warning to ‘High’

Moderate Sneaker Wave Warning This Weekend; Stay Safe, Clam Beach Runners

January 2013

Green Diamond: No, We’re Not Shutting Down Korbel, and We’re Not Logging the Strawberry Rock Area (Yet)

Ford Truck Rams Into Myrtle Avenue Pet Center; Ambulances Dispatched

FYI: Trevor Bohn Released From Pepper Spray Case; Former JPR Chief Sues University; Bien Padre Burns

INTRODUCING: The New LoCO Senior VP for Boss Linkage and a Greatly Improved ‘Elsewhere’ Section

Because We Haven’t Had Any Kinetics Drama in at Least a Month: Ferndale Sculpture Museum at Risk

Friends and Family Seeking Jason Lovell, Missing Arcata Man

EPD Finds Heroin, News Channel 3 Camera; Looking for Suspect and More News Cams

Longtime Ferndale Fair Manager Stuart Titus Out; Broadcaster Tag Wotherspoon Speaks Against Decision

Ike Densmore Committed Suicide, Autopsy Rules

KIEM-TV Burglarized; Crooks Make Off With News Cameras, Police Scanner

DEA Spanked by Major Metropolitan Newspaper Over Marijuana Policy

Sheriff Downey: Xtra Guns Found in Last Weekend’s Late-Nite Loleta Melee

HEROIN HIGHWAY: DTF Snaps up Stationary Speedball Right Off The 255

Sheriff Investigators Believe Densmore Was in Humboldt County For Days; Seek Help From Public