Well, Cal Poly Humboldt has made it. A few days after the university’s idea to temporarily address its student housing woes with a giant barge made the Washington Post, the writers at Late Night with Stephen Colbert decided the item warranted a throwaway joke in the host’s recurring “Meanwhile” segment during Monday’s show. 

LoCO has gone to the trouble of tracking down the brief yuk in question so you, our beloved readers, don’t feel like you’ve missed anything.

Behold: JOKE.

PREVIOUS TIMES COLBERT DISCOVERED HUMBOLDT:

• Jason Segel Calls the Redwoods Beautiful, Indirectly Talks About Willow Creek on the ‘Late Show’ With Stephen Colbert
• Fortuna’s New Police Chief is Trained to Use Nunchucks, Much to the Delight of Stephen Colbert
• Congressman Jared Huffman Comes Out as a ‘Non-Religious Humanist’

#HelpNeeded We are looking for organizations with people power, materials & funding to be a part of our #Earthquake Long-Term Recovery Group. If your organization meets these criteria & wants to help, please join us for a meeting at Rio Dell City Hall THURSDAY, March 2, at 10 am. pic.twitter.com/up6Hne4Kf3

— Humboldt Co OES (@HumCoOES) February 27, 2023

Highway 299 is closed from Lord Ellis to Willow Creek. Multiple vehicles are stuck in the snow between Berry Summit and Willow Creek.

#TrafficAlert from @CHPHumboldt: CHP is responding to multiple crashes this morning. If you must drive, use caution & stay alert for icy conditions & debris in the road. Slow down, avoid making sudden turns or aggressively braking, & leave space between you and other drivers. pic.twitter.com/iX5lyM9CnP

— HumCoSO (@HumCoSO) February 24, 2023

Our SWAP cows are so thankful 🙌 https://t.co/GN1SnWgcBk

— HumCoSO (@HumCoSO) February 24, 2023

Arcata Fire has the patient extricated and enroute code 3 to Mad River Hospital on the ambulance with two firefighters on board to assist. The collision will be off the southbound lanes of Highway 101 between West End Rd. and St Louis Rd.

Arcata Traffic Collision w/ Extrication Highway 101 near the St. Louis Rd. bridge for a single vehicle rollover with one occupant trapped. Arcata Fire is on scene and involved in an extrication. 101 may be partially blocked. Humboldt Bay Fire is sending an engine to the Arcata main fire station for coverage

‼️Important info if you plan to drive tonight or tomorrow morning‼️ https://t.co/0ZD5mxO57P

— HumCoSO (@HumCoSO) February 24, 2023

Newly updated Warming Centers and Extreme Weather Sheltering Resource List. ⬇️⬇️ Please help us get this information to our community members most in need. #Humboldt #WinterStorm #Snow pic.twitter.com/nx3dYrMb5g

— Humboldt Co OES (@HumCoOES) February 23, 2023

Each year people in #Humboldt Co. die from #carbonmonoxide poisoning due to improper generator use. Carbon monoxide poisoning is preventable. The best way to know if you are at risk is to have a working carbon monoxide detector on every level of your home. #winterstorm pic.twitter.com/hPaItyd3O7

— Humboldt Co OES (@HumCoOES) February 22, 2023

⚠️WINTER STORM WARNING ⚠️
A Winter #Storm Warning has been issued for interior #Humboldt County beginning today, 2/21, at 1 pm through Thursday, 2/23 at 4 p.m. https://t.co/irpw4Q1u1Q

— Humboldt Co OES (@HumCoOES) February 21, 2023

Both patients have been extricated and are loaded in the ground ambulance. Per Willow Creek Chief 9200 (who has assumed “Trinity IC”) the helicopter can cancel

REACH 18 is responding from the Willits Airport. They appear to be making somewhat slow progress with a fair headwind from the northwest

Helicopter REACH 18 has accepted the mission with a 54 minute ETA to Willow Creek. It is unclear if they will be landing at Big Rock or Kimtu. There are reportedly two patients, both conscious and alert

Willow Creek Traffic Collision: Highway 96 in the area of mile marker 4 just north of Willow Creek for a delivery truck that ran off the roadway. Willow Creek Fire is on scene requesting an air ambulance to the Berry Summit LZ. The Fortuna ECC is advising that Berry Summit is fogged in but the Big Rock area in Willow Creek may be suitable. Fortuna is still waiting for callback on whether the helicopter can accept the mission.

PREVIOUSLY: Two Dead in McKinleyville After ‘Domestic Violence Incident,’ Says Sheriff’s Office

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The Times-Standard reports that 54-year-old Marya Dory and 63-year-old Charles Dory, a married couple, were the two individuals involved in the murder-suicide that occurred in McKinleyville on Feb. 6.

Charles Dory fatally shot his wife before using the gun on himself, says the Humboldt County Sheriff’s Office. The agency also states that there were no previous domestic violence investigations into the couple.

The investigation is still ongoing. Times-Standard subscribers can read their full report here.

Some residents in Humboldt’s eastern regions woke up in beginner winter wonderland conditions. Thanks to some frozen LoCO readers you can behold the brr below!

‼️ 𝗧𝗼𝗱𝗮𝘆 𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘁 𝗱𝗮𝘆 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 @SBAgov 𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗟𝗼𝗮𝗻 𝗢𝘂𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗰𝗵 𝗖𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗶𝗻 𝗥𝗶𝗼 𝗗𝗲𝗹𝗹 ‼️ Stop by the Rio Dell Community Resource Center (406 Wildwood Ave) today before 4:30 pm to get assistance with your loan application.

— Humboldt Co OES (@HumCoOES) February 10, 2023

In a clear statement about Cal Poly Humboldt’s student housing situation, someone vandalized one of the university signs — located at the intersection of LK Wood Blvd and Sunset Ave — crossing out the word “Humboldt” and writing “Homeless” in its place with red spray paint. 

The vandalism took place sometime on Wednesday night, following a large protest held on campus in response to the university’s recent announcement  that returning students will be ineligible for on-campus housing in the Fall 2023 semester. 

When the Outpost drove past the sign this morning, a CPH maintenance employee was already in the process of cleaning up the graffiti. This was the only graffiti that we saw, but we’re not sure if it was the only sign that was spray painted in the night.

Caught doing good. 🎉Great work Deputy Willoughby! #HereToHelp #Humboldt pic.twitter.com/rd5tRyCq2v

— HumCoSO (@HumCoSO) February 9, 2023

Video: John Kennedy O’Connor

Emergency crews are clearing debris from a section of Fifth Street between D and E streets after a rush hour fender bender involving a pickup and a semi truck. Consider alternate morning commute routes if you can.

And we’re off! Caltrans notes that the beginning stages of the Indianola Undercrossing project will begin with some tree trimming starting on Wednesday. Details in the handy clip below.

📣𝗥𝗜𝗢 𝗗𝗘𝗟𝗟 𝗥𝗘𝗦𝗜𝗗𝗘𝗡𝗧𝗦📣 Please keep all red, yellow and green tags on your home until further notice. If you have made the necessary repairs, please schedule a new building inspection to ensure the tag can be removed. #HumboldtEarthquake
📸 LA Times- Andrea Wrisley pic.twitter.com/2B1f6r2d9p

— Humboldt Co OES (@HumCoOES) February 8, 2023

One detained and officers are code 4

CHP has the road blocked just before Hoopa. Suspect vehicle is now at the roadblock and reportedly ran into a patrol vehicle. One at gunpoint

The vehicle is stopping and starting in the area of mile marker 14 (a couple miles from Hoopa) CHP reports that the suspect threw a black object from the window. CHP also now stating that a rifle may have been pointed out the window of the suspect vehicle. CHP had a helicopter in the area which is now turning back to Redding. The suspect is pointing the rifle out the window again. Medical is being requested to stage

Passing mile marker 11.5 (about 5 miles from Hoopa) vehicle is slowing to 15 MPH and a deputy states he believes the driver may be looking to foot bail

Still on Bair Rd towards Hoopa at mile marker 8. They have entered an area of light snow on the road but a deputy reports it is “easily drivable”. Speeds are down to 15

Continuing on Bair Rd towards Hoopa speeds 35. Passing mile marker 3.5 (I believe the mile markers on Bair restart from 0 after the fork with Stover Rd)

Vehicle is taking Bair Rd. HCSO had a unit enroute from Titlow Hill to block Bair at 299 to prevent the suspect from turning but was unable to get there in time.