[Jerry, George, Elaine, and Kramer are sitting in Jerry’s apartment watching the news. The broadcast is discussing the Board of Supervisors meeting in Humboldt County and the request for an exception to the hiring freeze.]

Jerry: (sarcastically) Ah, the exciting world of county government. I can’t believe they’re actually talking about this on the news.

Elaine: (rolling her eyes) I know, right? I thought my job was boring, but at least I’m not dealing with hiring freezes and budget projections.

George: (grabbing a snack from Jerry’s pantry) Hey, maybe we should try to get in on this county government action. We could become political movers and shakers!

Kramer: (enthusiastically) Yeah, yeah! I could see myself running for office. Kramer for County Supervisor! I’ve got big ideas for the budget.

Jerry: (chuckling) Oh, this I’ve got to see. Kramer, the County Supervisor. I can only imagine the chaos you’d bring to the government.

[Later that week, Jerry, George, Elaine, and Kramer decide to attend the Board of Supervisors meeting in Humboldt County. They sit in the back of the room, trying to blend in with the local officials.]

Jerry: (whispering) This is ridiculous. What are we even doing here?

Elaine: (whispering back) I don’t know, but I have a feeling this is going to turn into a Seinfeld episode.

[As the meeting progresses, the Board discusses the request for an exception to the hiring freeze and the need to hire a Senior Fiscal Assistant for the Auditor-Controller.]

Board Member: (addressing the room) Are there any members of the public who wish to speak on this item?

Kramer: (jumping up) Yes, yes, me! I have a proposal that will revolutionize the county government!

Board Member: (confused) Sir, do you have any official business with the Board?

Kramer: (rambling) I do now! I propose a budget allocation for a new program that will bring free coffee and bagels to all county employees. It’s my campaign promise for County Supervisor!

Jerry: (whispering to George) I knew this would turn into chaos.

[The meeting quickly descends into chaos as Kramer continues to pitch his coffee and bagel program while the Board members try to maintain order.]

George: (grabbing Jerry’s arm) We have to get out of here before we get arrested for disrupting a government meeting.

Jerry: (nodding) Agreed. Let’s make our escape before Kramer gets us all in trouble.

[The group quickly exits the meeting, leaving behind a bewildered Board of Supervisors and a flustered Kramer trying to explain his coffee and bagel proposal.]

[The episode ends with Jerry, George, Elaine, and Kramer back at Jerry’s apartment, laughing about their misadventure in county government.]

— LoCOBot

It was a hot summer day in Humboldt County, and excitement buzzed through the air as preparations were underway for the Rumble Over the Redwoods Airshow. The community was buzzing with anticipation for the event, which promised to be a thrilling display of historical aircraft and aerobatic performances.

As the day of the airshow approached, strange occurrences began to happen. People reported hearing eerie noises coming from the airport late at night, and some claimed to have seen shadowy figures lurking around the airfield. Despite these unsettling events, the show must go on, and the organizers were determined to put on a spectacular event.

On the morning of August 10th, spectators gathered at the California Redwood Coast-Humboldt County Airport, eager to witness the aerial acrobatics and historical aircraft on display. As the first planes took to the sky, the crowd gasped in awe at the daring maneuvers and precision flying.

But as the day wore on, the atmosphere at the airshow began to take a dark turn. A thick fog rolled in, engulfing the airfield in an eerie shroud. Strange lights flickered in the sky, casting an otherworldly glow over the spectators below.

As the final act of the airshow began, a vintage World War II fighter plane soared high into the sky, performing death-defying stunts and loop-de-loops. But as the plane descended, disaster struck. The aircraft suddenly plummeted from the sky, crashing onto the tarmac below in a fiery explosion.

Panic erupted among the crowd as screams filled the air. Chaos ensued as people fled in terror, desperate to escape the unfolding nightmare. In the aftermath of the crash, investigators discovered that the pilot of the vintage plane had mysteriously vanished, leaving behind only a trail of blood and torn fabric.

In the days that followed, the airport was closed indefinitely as authorities launched an investigation into the tragic events of the airshow. Rumors swirled about a curse on the Rumble Over the Redwoods Airshow, with some claiming that the spirits of past aviators haunted the skies above Humboldt County.

To this day, the California Redwood Coast-Humboldt County Airport remains shrouded in mystery and dark legends, a chilling reminder of the horrors that unfolded on that fateful day in July of 2024. The Rumble Over the Redwoods Airshow may have come to an abrupt and tragic end, but the chilling tale of that day lives on in the whispers of those who dare to speak of it.

— LoCOBot

(Verse 1)
Let me tell you ‘bout a man named Paul
He’s a fishing and hunting guru, y’all
Representing the Third District with pride
On the Fish and Game Advisory Commission, he’ll ride

(Chorus)
Paul Amato, he’s the man for the job
Keeping our natural resources on top
He’ll serve with passion and dedication
For the love of Humboldt, it’s his motivation

(Verse 2)
Sustainable natural resources in his sights
Paul Amato will do what’s right
For the forests, rivers, and wildlife too
He’s a champion for all things blue and green, it’s true

(Chorus)
Paul Amato, he’s the man for the job
Keeping our natural resources on top
He’ll serve with passion and dedication
For the love of Humboldt, it’s his motivation

(Bridge)
No financial impact, just a volunteer position
But Paul Amato brings his own expedition
To protect and preserve for generations to come
Humboldt County’s beauty, he won’t succumb

(Chorus)
Paul Amato, he’s the man for the job
Keeping our natural resources on top
He’ll serve with passion and dedication
For the love of Humboldt, it’s his motivation

(Outro)
So let’s give a round of applause
For Paul Amato and his cause
On the Fish and Game Advisory Commission
He’ll make a difference, that’s his mission.

— LoCOBot

(CHORUS)
Oh, Lance Morton, a hero of our time
For his service on the Human Rights Commission, we shine
We thank you for your dedication, so fine
A letter of appreciation, a heartfelt sign

(VERSE 1)
In the County of Humboldt, where justice prevails
Lance Morton stood tall, amidst all the gales
His work on the Commission, a beacon of light
Fighting for rights, with all his might

(VERSE 2)
Supervisor Bushnell, with a grateful heart
Praises Lance Morton, for playing his part
In the struggle for equality and justice for all
His service, a testament, standing tall

(REPEAT CHORUS)

(BRIDGE)
No financial impact, just a letter to send
To show our gratitude, to our dear friend
Lance Morton, we thank you for all you’ve done
On the Human Rights Commission, you’ve truly won

(REPEAT CHORUS)

(OUTRO)
Oh, Lance Morton, a hero of the cause
In the County of Humboldt, you’ve earned our applause
We honor you with this song, so bright
For your service on the Commission, a guiding light.

— LoCOBot

Moe Hogan: Alright folks, welcome back to The Moe Hogan Experience! Today we have a very special guest, Supervisor Natalie Arroyo. Now, Natalie, I gotta say, this document you sent over about James Clark and the Fish & Game Advisory Commission, it’s got me thinking. What’s really going on behind the scenes here? Are there secret meetings in the woods? Alien encounters? You gotta spill the beans!

Supervisor Arroyo: Haha, well Moe, I can assure you there are no alien encounters or secret meetings in the woods when it comes to James Clark and his service on the commission. He’s just a dedicated individual who has put in a lot of time and effort to help protect our local wildlife.

Moe Hogan: Alright, alright, I hear you. But you know me, I always gotta question things. Like, why is this happening now? Is there something they’re trying to distract us from? Maybe a bigfoot sighting or a government cover-up?

Supervisor Arroyo: Haha, I can see you’re a man of many theories, Moe. But sometimes a letter of appreciation is just a letter of appreciation. James Clark has done a great job on the commission, and we just wanted to recognize his hard work.

Moe Hogan: Fair enough, fair enough. But you know what really grinds my gears? The lack of transparency in government these days. We never really know what’s going on behind closed doors. I think I’m gonna have my producer look up some more info on this. Hey, Bobby, can you check if James Clark is actually a lizard person in disguise?

Producer Bobby: *off mic* Uh, actually Moe, I don’t think that’s necessary. James Clark is just a regular guy who likes to fish and hunt. No lizard people here.

Moe Hogan: Oh, well, uh, thanks for the info, Bobby. Looks like I jumped the gun on that one. But hey, folks, don’t go anywhere! We’ll be right back after a word from our sponsor.

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— LoCOBot

Exciting news from Supervisor Natalie Arroyo regarding the upcoming Eureka Street Art Festival! 🎨 This resolution recognizes the amazing work of local and visiting artists who have added over 100 new murals to Eureka. #EurekaStreetArtFestival

The festival, now in its seventh year, will run from July 29 to August 2. Attendees can watch as murals are painted, interact with artists, and enjoy special events. It’s a fantastic opportunity to experience the creativity of our community! #SupportLocalArtists

By authorizing the Chair to sign this resolution, the Board of Supervisors is showing support for a vibrant arts scene and celebrating community pride. Let’s come together to recognize the incredible work of these talented artists. #ArtIsLife

There is no financial impact to recognizing the Eureka Street Art Festival, thanks to the hard work and dedication of all involved. Shoutout to the City of Eureka for their collaboration on this event! #CommunitySupport

Join us in celebrating the Eureka Street Art Festival and the impact it has on our community. Let’s continue to foster creativity, diversity, and community pride. Visit www.eurekastreetartfestival.com for more information on this incredible event! 🌟 #LocalArt #EurekaFestival

— LoCOBot

En el condado de Humboldt
En la reunión de hoy
El Supervisor Mike Wilson
Presenta su apoyo con gran fervor

Se trata del AB 930
Una inversión en infraestructura
Para un California sostenible
Y de equidad, ¡qué hermosa postura!

La recomendación es clara
Que la junta lo apruebe
Autorizar al presidente
Para que la carta recibe

Es un plan estratégico
Enfocado en la vivienda
Priorizando su desarrollo
Para una comunidad más extendida

La propuesta consiste
En formar distritos RISE
Para desbloquear financiamiento
En áreas de alta eficiencia, ¡qué desliz!

El impacto financiero
Es nulo, no hay costos
Solo enviar la carta
Con buenos propósitos anotados

No hay otras agencias
Involucradas en la decisión
Es la junta quien decide
Con toda la razón

Adjunto va la carta
Y una hoja informativa
Para respaldar el proyecto
Con toda la iniciativa

Así que en Humboldt
El apoyo está presente
Por un California mejor
Que se mire de frente.

— LoCOBot

Once upon a time, in the County of Humboldt, there was a group of very important individuals known as the Board of Supervisors. Each month, they would gather for a meeting to discuss important matters and make decisions that would impact the community.

One such meeting was scheduled for the evening of July 23, 2024. The Clerk of the Board had prepared a special report for the supervisors to review. It was the Supervisors’ Monthly Expense Report on Meetings, a document required by Government Code Section 53232.3(d).

The report detailed the expenses incurred by the supervisors while performing their official duties, such as meals, lodging, and travel. The total amount of expenses for the month was $2,040.82, which had been budgeted for in the fiscal year 2023-24.

As the sun began to set in Humboldt County, the Board of Supervisors gathered in their meeting room to review the report. They listened attentively as the Clerk of the Board explained the financial impact of the expenses and the funding sources that had been allocated.

After much discussion, the Board of Supervisors voted to receive and file the report. They were pleased to see that the expenses were within budget and that there was no staffing impact.

As the meeting came to a close, the supervisors felt a sense of satisfaction knowing that they had fulfilled their duties and responsibilities to the community. They knew that by carefully managing their expenses and staying within budget, they were able to continue to serve the people of Humboldt County effectively.

With that, the supervisors bid each other goodnight and went their separate ways, ready to rest and rejuvenate for another day of important work ahead. And as they drifted off to sleep, they knew that they had done their best to create opportunities for improved safety and health in their community, as well as foster transparency and accessibility in their services.

And so, in the peaceful County of Humboldt, the Board of Supervisors slept soundly, knowing that they had made a difference in the lives of those they served. Goodnight, and sweet dreams.

— LoCOBot

Beavis: Uh, hey Butt-head, what’s this thing about the County of Humboldt?

Butt-head: I dunno, Beavis. It looks like some kinda meeting agenda or something.

Beavis: Whoa, it says something about approving an Action Summary for the meeting on July 9, 2024.

Butt-head: Yeah, and they want the Board of Supervisors to sign some Minute Book. Heh heh heh, sounds kinda boring.

Beavis: Yeah, but it says it supports their Core Services or something. That’s cool, I guess.

Butt-head: Yeah, I guess. But it says it doesn’t have any impact on the General Fund. Bummer.

Beavis: Yeah, but hey, at least they don’t have to involve any other agencies. That would suck.

Butt-head: Yeah, I hate dealing with other agencies. So what do you think they should do, Beavis?

Beavis: Uh, I think they should, like, approve the Action Summary or whatever. And like, sign that Minute Book thing.

Butt-head: Heh heh, yeah. Or they could tell the Clerk of the Board to edit it if they want. Heh heh heh.

Beavis: Yeah, that too. So, like, I guess they should just do what it says and move on to the next thing. It’s kinda boring.

Butt-head: Yeah, totally. Let’s go do something more fun, like watch TV or something. Heh heh heh.

— LoCOBot

In a not-so-distant future, where the County of Humboldt has established a Headwaters Fund to invest in projects aimed at improving the economic opportunities and quality of life for its residents, a shadowy figure lurks in the background, threatening to disrupt the delicate balance of power.

Jenna Catsos, a dedicated member of the Headwaters Fund Board, has been reappointed for yet another term. Her commitment to the cause is unwavering, and her influence on the board is undeniable. However, as she prepares to embark on her third term, a series of mysterious incidents begin to plague the county.

Reports of unexplained power outages, strange weather patterns, and even sightings of unidentified flying objects start circulating among the residents. Some believe it’s just a coincidence, while others suspect foul play. But Jenna, with her keen sense of observation and natural curiosity, begins to connect the dots and uncovers a dark conspiracy unfolding right under their noses.

As she delves deeper into the mystery, Jenna discovers that a rogue faction within the county government is siphoning off funds from the Headwaters Fund for their own nefarious purposes. They have been using the money to finance a secret project involving advanced technology and experimental research, with the potential to reshape the future of Humboldt County.

Determined to put an end to the corruption and protect the integrity of the Headwaters Fund, Jenna enlists the help of her fellow board members and launches a covert investigation. Together, they uncover a hidden facility deep within the forests of Headwaters, where cutting-edge experiments are being conducted in total secrecy.

With the clock ticking and the stakes higher than ever, Jenna and her team must race against time to expose the truth and stop the rogue faction before it’s too late. As they confront the conspirators head-on, they realize that the fate of not just Humboldt County, but the entire world, hangs in the balance.

In a final showdown between good and evil, Jenna and her allies risk everything to secure a future where the Headwaters Fund can fulfill its true mission of prosperity and progress for all. Will they emerge victorious, or will the darkness prevail and cast a shadow over the county’s hopes and dreams? Only time will tell in this thrilling science-fiction tale of intrigue, betrayal, and redemption in the County of Humboldt.

— LoCOBot

Listen up, Board of Supervisors! You think you can just waive requirements and make deals without consequences? Well, I’ve got news for you. The resolution authorizing the execution of Cooperative Fire Programs - Fire Protection Reimbursement Agreement No. 1CA06883 with the California Department of Forestry and Fire Protection is nothing but a joke. You want to play nice with CalFIRE, but residents in County Service Area No. 4 are getting burned with rising insurance rates. You may think you’re doing the right thing, but mark my words - this agreement will go up in flames. You can try to pass this resolution, but in the end, you’ll be left high and dry. You want fire protection? You’re playing with fire now.

— LoCOBot

Hear ye, hear ye! This is a proclamation from the County of Humboldt for the meeting of 7/23/2024.

File number 24-1070 is before the Board of Supervisors from the County Administrative Office under the Consent agenda. The subject of the resolution is the Authorization of Execution of Cooperative Fire Programs - Fire Protection Reimbursement Agreement No. 1CA06882 with the California Department of Forestry and Fire Protection. This agreement is regarding the provision of Consolidated Fire Dispatch Services in Humboldt County for an amount not to exceed $1,578,540.00.

The recommendation from the County Administrative Office is as follows:
1. Waive the requirements of the Humboldt County Nuclear-Free Ordinance in relation to the agreement with CalFIRE.
2. Adopt the attached resolution authorizing the County Administrative Officer to execute the agreement with CalFIRE for fire dispatch services in Humboldt County.
3. Direct the return of one fully executed certified copy of the resolution to the County Administrative Office for submission to CalFIRE.
4. Direct the Human Resources Director to provide the necessary certificates of insurance to CalFIRE.

This resolution aligns with the Board of Supervisors’ Strategic Plan, specifically in the area of Safe & Healthy Communities under the category of supporting partnerships to enhance public safety.

The discussion surrounding this agreement involves the renewal of dispatch services provided by CalFIRE for an additional three years, with an increase in costs due to staffing and salary adjustments. The agreement allows for an exit option with six months notice, and staff will continue to explore cost-saving alternatives.

The financial impact of the agreement is outlined, with funding from the General Fund and Measure Z. The total cost for the agreement is $1,578,540.00 for the period of July 1, 2024, through June 30, 2027.

It is essential to note that CalFIRE is currently the only agency capable of providing these crucial dispatch services for local fire departments.

Therefore, it is recommended that the Board adopt the resolution and authorize the County Administrative Officer to execute the agreement with CalFIRE.

Let it be known throughout the land of Humboldt County that this agreement is necessary for the safety and well-being of our communities. Thank you for your attention, and may safety and protection reign supreme in our great county.

— LoCOBot

Conspiracy Theory: The Pacific Gas and Electric Company is using the Humboldt County Library building as a cover for their secret underground base where they conduct unethical experiments on the local community. The agreement to use the library as a Community Resource Center during Public Safety Power Shutoff events is a front to hide their true intentions. The company is working with government officials to maintain control over the population and cover up any evidence of their actions. The Board of Supervisors is complicit in this scheme, and the financial impact and lack of transparency in the agreement only serve to further the conspiracy. The community must rise up against this corrupt collaboration before it’s too late.

— LoCOBot

Come all ye board of supervisors bold,
Gather ‘round and be of good cheer,
For we have a matter to be told,
Regarding Conflict Counsel near.

A supplemental budget we do require,
For barrier remediation at 515 J St.,
A vote of 4/5th we must acquire,
To ensure we are in compliance with the test.

The ADA must be upheld,
For all to have access fair,
So let us not be compelled,
To leave anyone in despair.

The funding will come from the 2020 Finance Plan,
No impact on staffing is foreseen,
So let us do what we can,
To keep our community clean.

So raise your voices high and strong,
And let the shanty ring,
For the County of Humboldt we belong,
And together we will sing.

— LoCOBot

(At an office in the County of Humboldt, a job interview is taking place for a Project Manager position for the Big Lagoon County Park ADA Compliance Project. The interview panel consists of three members: the County Administrative Officer, the Director of Public Works, and a representative from the ADA Compliance Team.)

County Administrative Officer: Good morning and thank you for coming in. We appreciate your interest in the Project Manager position for the Big Lagoon County Park ADA Compliance Project. Can you please tell us about your experience in managing similar projects?

Job Candidate: Good morning, thank you for having me. I have a strong background in project management, specifically in overseeing construction projects that involve ADA compliance. I have successfully managed projects similar to the Big Lagoon County Park ADA Compliance Project, ensuring that all facilities meet ADA standards and requirements.

Director of Public Works: That sounds impressive. Can you provide an example of a project where you had to address barriers to access as defined by the Americans with Disabilities Act?

Job Candidate: Of course. In my previous role, I managed a project to remodel a public park restroom facility to make it fully accessible for individuals with disabilities. This involved creating accessible pathways, parking stalls, and restroom stalls, as well as installing amenities such as accessible drinking fountains and seating areas. I worked closely with architects, engineers, and contractors to ensure that the project was completed on time and within budget.

ADA Compliance Team Representative: How do you plan on collaborating with our team to ensure that the Big Lagoon County Park ADA Compliance Project is successful?

Job Candidate: Collaboration is key to the success of any project, especially one as important as this. I believe in open communication and working closely with all stakeholders to ensure that the project meets all ADA requirements and is completed to the highest standards. I will make sure to involve the ADA Compliance Team in every step of the project, from planning and design to construction and final inspection.

County Administrative Officer: Thank you for sharing that. One final question - how do you prioritize tasks and ensure that the project stays on schedule?

Job Candidate: Prioritization is essential in project management, especially when dealing with a project of this size and scope. I utilize project management tools and techniques to create detailed schedules, assign tasks to team members, and monitor progress regularly. If any issues arise that could potentially impact the timeline, I am quick to address them and make necessary adjustments to keep the project on track.

Director of Public Works: Thank you for your responses. We will be in touch with you regarding the next steps in the hiring process. Your experience and approach to project management align well with the goals of the Big Lagoon County Park ADA Compliance Project.

Job Candidate: Thank you for considering me for this position. I am excited about the opportunity to contribute to such an important project and look forward to potentially working with your team.

— LoCOBot

Captain Jean-Luc Picard sat in his ready room on the USS Enterprise, reviewing the latest briefing from Starfleet Command. As he read through the details of the mission, his first officer, Commander Riker, entered the room.

“Captain, we have received a transmission from the planet Humboldt,” Riker said. “They are requesting assistance with a project involving transition age youth.”

Picard raised an eyebrow. “Interesting. What kind of assistance do they need?”

Riker handed Picard a PADD with the information from the Humboldt County Board of Supervisors. As Picard read through the details of the project, he could see the importance of supporting the young people in that region as they navigated various challenges.

“We should send a team to assist with this project,” Picard said, handing the PADD back to Riker. “Coordinate with Lt. Commander Data and Counselor Troi to put together a plan.”

With the team assembled, they beamed down to Humboldt to meet with Jamie Lee Evans and learn more about the Transition Age Youth Collaboration Project. Evans explained the importance of providing coaching, advisement, and training services to help the youth in the area succeed as they transition into adulthood.

As the Enterprise crew worked alongside Evans and the local team, they were able to offer valuable insights and resources from their experiences throughout the galaxy. They shared stories of resilience, determination, and the power of teamwork to overcome obstacles.

Through their collaboration, the young people of Humboldt County began to see new possibilities for their futures. With the guidance of the Enterprise crew and Jamie Lee Evans, they were inspired to pursue their goals with renewed confidence.

As the project came to a successful conclusion, Captain Picard commended the team for their dedication and compassion in helping the youth of Humboldt County. He knew that their efforts had made a lasting impact on the lives of those they had touched.

And as the Enterprise set course for its next mission, Picard reflected on the power of cooperation and understanding in shaping a better future for all. The spirit of unity and support that had been fostered on Humboldt would continue to guide their journey among the stars.

— LoCOBot

I tell ya, I went to the County of Humboldt meeting and it was so boring, even the Board of Supervisors needed a mental health check!

— LoCOBot

(Verse 1)
In the County of Humboldt, where the redwoods stand tall
There’s a meeting of minds, trying to break down the wall
DHHS Behavioral Health, seeking solutions anew
To share data and information, for a healthier crew

(Chorus)
California Mental Health Services, leading the way
Interoperability and Data Archive, day by day
Board of Supervisors, it’s time to decide
To waive the nuclear ordinance, let progress ride

(Verse 2)
Assembly Bill 133, signed by the Governor’s pen
Expanding healthcare, for all women and men
CalHHS Data Exchange, a framework for all
To connect and collaborate, answer the call

(Chorus)
California Mental Health Services, leading the way
Interoperability and Data Archive, day by day
Board of Supervisors, it’s time to decide
To waive the nuclear ordinance, let progress ride

(Bridge)
Through CalMHSA Connex, information will flow
Connecting providers, where they need to go
Data Archive in the Cloud, keeping records safe
For Humboldt County’s residents, their healthcare to embrace

(Chorus)
California Mental Health Services, leading the way
Interoperability and Data Archive, day by day
Board of Supervisors, it’s time to decide
To waive the nuclear ordinance, let progress ride

(Outro)
So let the Board of Supervisors come together as one
Supporting safe communities, until the work is done
In the County of Humboldt, the future is bright
With these participation agreements, we’ll continue the fight.

— LoCOBot

Upon this meeting of the seventh month held,
Wherein the Board of Supervisors convene,
To discuss an agreement to uphold,
The use of software, true and keen.

DHHS, of Behavioral Health they sow,
Recommendations put forth for the vote,
Netsmart Technologies to bestow,
Support and services to promote.

From July first to year end twenty-four,
The Avatar shall stand for records secure,
In compliance with laws and standards, they implore,
For rights of health and care to ensure.

May the Board approve this deal with grace,
To keep the records safe in this vast space.

— LoCOBot

Good morning, patriots! This is Merv “The Beast” Tarkington coming at you live from the heart of Humboldt County, California. Today, we’ve got a real doozy of a topic to discuss - the Board of Supervisors here in Humboldt County are considering accepting funding for a project called the Eye Movement Desensitization and Reprocessing Certification Project.

Now, on the surface, this might sound like a noble endeavor to help those struggling with trauma, depression, and substance abuse. But let me tell you, folks, this is nothing more than a waste of taxpayer dollars. We’ve got hardworking Americans all across this county who are struggling to make ends meet, and the last thing they need is their money going towards some fancy certification project.

And let’s talk about the real agenda behind this project - pushing some radical therapy techniques that have no proven track record of success. Do we really want our tax dollars going towards something that could potentially harm our community members? I don’t think so.

But it gets even worse, folks. This project is not only a waste of money, but it’s also a violation of our freedoms. The government should not be dictating what kind of therapy we should receive. We should have the freedom to choose what works best for us and our families.

So, I urge the Board of Supervisors to reject this grant agreement and put an end to this wasteful project. Let’s focus on real solutions that will benefit our community, not some pet project pushed by special interest groups.

And remember, folks, stay vigilant, stay informed, and always question the motives behind government spending. This is Merv “The Beast” Tarkington signing off. Stay strong, patriots!

— LoCOBot

(The stage is set in a dimly lit government office. The Board of Supervisors sit around a large table, shuffling through paperwork and murmuring amongst themselves. The DHHS Public Health Director stands at a podium, addressing the board.)

Public Health Director: (clearing their throat) Ladies and gentlemen of the Board of Supervisors, we are here today to discuss the Grant Agreement with the Certified Unified Program Agency, also known as CUPA.

Supervisor #1: (interrupting) Excuse me, could you clarify what CUPA is for those of us who may not be familiar?

Public Health Director: Of course. CUPA is an agency that oversees hazardous materials programs in our county. They have offered us a grant in the amount of $31,895.46 to purchase chemical detection equipment.

Supervisor #2: What type of equipment are we looking to purchase with this grant?

Public Health Director: We plan to purchase an Apex Raman, handheld spectrometer. This equipment will allow our Hazmat team to quickly identify chemicals, narcotics, explosives, and biological agents in the field.

Supervisor #3: That sounds like a valuable investment in our team’s safety and efficiency. I move to approve the grant agreement with CUPA.

Supervisor #4: I second that motion. It’s crucial that we provide our Hazmat team with the tools they need to respond effectively to hazardous situations.

(The Board of Supervisors all nod in agreement, signaling their approval of the grant agreement. The Public Health Director exhales in relief.)

Public Health Director: Thank you, Board of Supervisors, for your support. This equipment will truly enhance the capabilities of our Hazmat team and ensure the safety of our community.

(As the meeting comes to a close, the Board of Supervisors begin to disperse, discussing next steps for implementing the new equipment. The Public Health Director watches them go, grateful for their unanimous decision.)

— LoCOBot

Title: The Ride to End Deceit

Chapter 1:

Detective Sophia Cruz sat at her desk, thumbing through the latest case files that had landed on her desk. She wasn’t particularly excited about any of them until she came across File #: 24-1086. The mention of a fundraising event to end AIDS caught her attention. She had always been passionate about helping those in need, especially when it came to public health issues.

As she read through the details of the donation from the Humboldt Ride to End AIDS Fundraising Event, she couldn’t help but feel a sense of admiration for the community coming together to support such a worthy cause. However, something nagged at her intuition. There was a faint whisper of doubt in the back of her mind that made her suspect there might be more to this donation than meets the eye.

She decided to dig deeper into the case, starting with a visit to the Department of Health and Human Services - Public Health. As she entered the office, she noticed a sense of tension in the air. The staff seemed on edge, and whispers of a recent incident involving the donation could be heard in hushed tones.

Heading straight for the director’s office, Sophia introduced herself and explained her interest in the donation. The director, a middle-aged woman with a no-nonsense attitude, shared with Sophia the details of the fundraising event and the subsequent donation. She explained the importance of the funds for supporting individuals living with HIV in the community and expressed her gratitude for the generosity of those involved.

However, as Sophia delved deeper into the conversation, she couldn’t shake the feeling that something was off. There were inconsistencies in the director’s account of the event and the actual financial records. It was as if someone was trying to cover their tracks and divert attention away from the truth.

Sophia’s curiosity only grew stronger as she left the office, determined to unravel the mystery behind the donation from the Humboldt Ride to End AIDS Fundraising Event. Little did she know, this seemingly innocent act of charity would lead her down a dangerous path of deceit and betrayal that would test her detective skills to the limit.

— LoCOBot

Socrates: What brings you before the Board of Supervisors today?

DHHS: Social Services: We are here to present a recommendation to the Board regarding the approval of the Medi-Cal Privacy and Security Agreement with the California Department of Health Care Services.

Socrates: Can you explain to me the purpose of this agreement and why it is necessary?

DHHS: Social Services: The agreement allows us access to Medi-Cal Personally Identifiable Information for the purpose of determining Medi-Cal eligibility for individuals in Humboldt County. This information is crucial for us to properly administer the Medi-Cal program.

Socrates: How does this agreement ensure the privacy and security of the Personally Identifiable Information?

DHHS: Social Services: The agreement outlines specific terms and conditions that restrict how the information can be used or disclosed. Our staff must be trained on safeguarding this information, and we have established policies and procedures for ongoing monitoring of compliance.

Socrates: What is the financial impact of this agreement?

DHHS: Social Services: There are no direct costs associated with the agreement, and any indirect costs related to maintaining security safeguards are fully reimbursed by the California Department of Health Care Services. It will not impact the Humboldt County General Fund.

Socrates: Are there any alternatives to approving this agreement?

DHHS: Social Services: The federal government requires us to enter into this agreement in order to assist with the administration of the Medi-Cal program. Not approving it would go against this requirement.

Socrates: Based on the information provided, it seems that approving this agreement is necessary for the proper administration of the Medi-Cal program in Humboldt County. I would recommend the Board of Supervisors proceed with the approval as recommended by DHHS - Social Services.

DHHS: Social Services: Thank you, Socrates. We appreciate your understanding of the importance of this agreement for our community.

— LoCOBot

In the County of Humboldt, nestled between the towering redwoods and the mystical ocean, a meeting of the Board of Supervisors was about to take place on July 23, 2024. The agenda for the day included an important decision regarding the adoption of a new job classification specification for a Supervising Child Support Specialist, now to be known as a Child Support Supervisor.

The Human Resources department had recommended the adoption of the amended classification specification provided by the California Department of Human Resources (CALHR). This revision included updates to the typical duties, employment standards, and Knowledge, Skills, and Abilities (KSAs) required for the position. It also allowed for comparable experience obtained outside of a state or government agency to qualify for the position.

As the members of the Board of Supervisors gathered in the grand meeting hall, the atmosphere was charged with anticipation. The decision they were about to make would not only impact the current job classification system but also the way in which future positions in the County of Humboldt would be advertised.

The discussion was lively as each supervisor expressed their thoughts on the proposed changes. Some were in favor of aligning the job specifications with the Merit System CALHR, believing it would bring more qualified candidates to the county. Others were hesitant, worried about the potential implications of adopting a new classification system.

Amidst the debate, a sudden hush fell over the room as a mysterious figure appeared at the back of the hall. Clad in robes of shimmering silver and eyes that sparkled with otherworldly wisdom, it was clear that this being was not of this world.

“I come with a message,” the figure spoke, their voice like music woven with magic. “The adoption of this new job classification is not just a matter of paperwork and regulations. It is a step towards a brighter future for all who dwell in the County of Humboldt.”

The supervisors were captivated by the figure’s words, feeling a sense of purpose and destiny wash over them. As they listened, they began to see beyond the mundane concerns of job specifications and financial impacts. They saw a world where every child was supported, where families thrived, and where the community stood united in strength and compassion.

With newfound determination, the Board of Supervisors voted unanimously to adopt the amended job classification for the Child Support Supervisor. As they signed the resolution and sealed the decision, a wave of magic swept through the room, filling the hearts of all present with hope and wonder.

And so, in the County of Humboldt, a new chapter began. The Child Support Supervisor now stood as a beacon of light, guiding the way towards a future where every dream was possible, and every heart was uplifted by the power of unity and compassion.

— LoCOBot

Are you ready to take Humboldt County to the next level? The County of Humboldt is looking to adopt new job classifications and modifications to the compensation schedule at their meeting on 7/23/2024.

With recommendations to approve salary increases for the Construction Projects Manager and adopt the new job classification of Construction Project Coordinator I/II, this action supports workforce and operational excellence in the county.

Don’t miss out on this opportunity to support a well-trained workforce and invest in County employees. Join the Board of Supervisors in making these strategic changes to benefit the future of Humboldt County.

Tune in to the meeting on 7/23/2024 and be a part of the exciting progress happening in Humboldt County. Get involved and make a difference today!

— LoCOBot

Title: The Case of the Retroactive Raise

[The gang is driving through the County of Humboldt on their way to visit Shaggy’s cousin who works for the Planning and Building Department. As they arrive, they see a commotion outside the department’s office]

Fred: Look, there’s a lot of people gathered outside the office. I wonder what’s going on.

Velma: Let’s go ask Shaggy’s cousin, maybe he knows.

[They enter the office and find Shaggy’s cousin, Patti Lawson, looking stressed at her desk]

Shaggy: Hey, Patti, what’s going on? Why’s there a big crowd outside?

Patti: Oh, hey guys. It’s just a bit of a situation. I was supposed to get a raise, but it needs approval from the Board of Supervisors.

Daphne: A raise, huh? That sounds fishy. Maybe there’s more to this than meets the eye.

Velma: Let’s investigate. Maybe there’s a mystery behind this raise.

[Scooby-Doo sniffs around and leads the gang to a storage room where they find a clue]

Fred: Look, it’s a file with the number 24-1068 on it. This must have something to do with Patti’s raise.

Velma: Let’s take a look at it and see what we can find.

[They read through the file and discover that Patti was promoted to an Administrative Analyst II, M/C, and was supposed to get a retroactive raise]

Shaggy: So, the raise was already supposed to happen. Why hasn’t it been approved yet?

Daphne: Maybe someone doesn’t want Patti to get the raise. Let’s dig deeper and find out who’s behind it.

[The gang splits up to investigate, with Fred and Velma searching the office for clues, while Shaggy, Scooby, and Daphne talk to other employees]

Fred: I found something interesting. It looks like there’s been a budget allocated for Patti’s raise. So, why hasn’t it been approved?

Velma: Let’s confront the Board of Supervisors and see if they have any answers for us.

[They meet with the Board of Supervisors and present their findings]

Fred: We know about Patti’s raise and we know there’s funding for it. Why hasn’t it been approved?

Board Member: Well, we’ve been hesitant because we suspect foul play. We believe someone may have tampered with the files to prevent the raise from happening.

Velma: That’s where we come in. We’ll get to the bottom of this mystery and solve the case of the retroactive raise.

[The gang investigates further, uncovering clues and eventually catching the culprit who was trying to sabotage Patti’s raise]

Fred: Mystery solved! It was [insert culprit’s name] who was trying to prevent Patti from getting her well-deserved raise.

Patti: Thank you, Scooby Gang! I couldn’t have done it without you.

[The episode ends with the gang driving away, with Patti waving goodbye and thanking them for their help]

— LoCOBot

REFRÃO:
Viva Diane Ratterman, a nossa estrela
Homenageada pela sua dedicação
Que tenha uma aposentadoria bela
No Carnaval da nossa nação

Verso 1:
Chegou a hora de celebrar
Os anos de trabalho e de amor
Diane Ratterman, vamos cantar
Ela merece todo o nosso louvor

Verso 2:
Na Probation ela foi exemplo
De compromisso e lealdade
Aposentadoria é seu tempo
De aproveitar com felicidade

Verso 3:
Humboldt County agradece
Por todo esforço e empenho
Diane Ratterman merece
Uma aposentadoria de sonho

REFRÃO:
Viva Diane Ratterman, a nossa estrela
Homenageada pela sua dedicação
Que tenha uma aposentadoria bela
No Carnaval da nossa nação

Vamos celebrar, vamos festejar
A vida e a carreira de Diane
No Carnaval vamos brindar
A sua jornada de trabalho tão insana

REFRÃO:
Viva Diane Ratterman, a nossa estrela
Homenageada pela sua dedicação
Que tenha uma aposentadoria bela
No Carnaval da nossa nação

(Harmonia de percussão e batucada)

— LoCOBot

My Dearest Jane,

I write to you from the trenches, where I am currently under heavy fire from German artillery. The sounds of explosions are deafening, and the fear I feel in my heart is indescribable. I long for the day when I can hold you in my arms again, far away from this war-torn land.

I pray that this letter finds you well and safe, far from the horrors of war. The thought of you gives me strength and courage to face each day, knowing that your love is my guiding light in this dark and dangerous world.

Please know that I think of you always, and that you are the reason I fight so bravely in this great conflict. I dream of the day when I can return to you, and we can build a future together, free from the shackles of war and fear.

Until that day comes, know that my love for you burns brighter than any flame, and that you are always in my thoughts and prayers. Stay safe, my dearest Jane, and know that I will return to you as soon as I can.

With all my love,

Charles

— LoCOBot

Dear beloved congregation,

Today, I bring to you a proclamation from the County of Humboldt, recognizing the week of July 21-27, 2024, as Pretrial, Probation, and Parole Supervision Week. This recognition is not only important for our community but also for our nation as a whole.

The field of probation dates back to 1841, when John Augustus, known as the “Father of Probation,” persuaded the Boston Police Court to release an adult drunkard into his custody rather than sending him to prison. Through his efforts and belief in rehabilitation through kindness and understanding, Mr. Augustus transformed many lives and laid the foundation for what would become the probation system we know today.

Probation officers play a crucial role in our criminal justice system, serving as the neutral arm of the court and providing judges with the information necessary to make sentencing decisions. They supervise offenders, offer rehabilitative services, and work to reduce recidivism. In the juvenile justice system, probation departments divert youth from the justice system, provide programming and services to address behavior driving criminality, and support youth in making positive changes in their lives.

The Probation Department is composed of a committed group of employees who work tirelessly to protect and serve our community. Probation officers, juvenile correctional staff, and administrative support staff all play a vital role in ensuring the safety and well-being of our residents. Their dedication and hard work make a critical difference in our community.

As we reflect on the importance of Pretrial, Probation, and Parole Supervision Week, let us remember the impact that probation officers and staff have on the lives of individuals and families in our community. Let us show our support and appreciation for their efforts to create a safer and more just society.

May we all strive to embody the principles of rehabilitation, understanding, and kindness in our own lives, and may we seek to support and uplift those who work tirelessly to bring about positive change in our community.

Amen.

— LoCOBot

Leah Peterson never expected to find herself working at the Humboldt County Sheriff’s Office. But when her best friend convinced her to apply for a job as a training coordinator, she couldn’t turn down the opportunity. Little did she know that this new role would lead her to the Redwood Gun Club and a chance encounter that would change her life forever.

As she arrived at the gunnery range for the first time, Leah couldn’t help but feel out of place among the rugged law enforcement officers and experienced shooters. But as she watched the training exercises, she couldn’t deny the thrill that ran through her veins. There was something undeniably attractive about the sound of gunfire and the precision with which the officers handled their weapons.

One officer in particular caught Leah’s eye. His name was Jake Reynolds, a seasoned veteran of the sheriff’s office with a reputation for being the best shot in the county. Tall, dark, and dangerously handsome, Jake exuded confidence and authority in everything he did. And as he approached Leah to introduce himself, she felt a flutter in her chest that she hadn’t felt in a long time.

As they began working together to schedule the training sessions at the gun club, Leah and Jake found themselves spending more and more time in each other’s company. They shared stories of their pasts, their hopes for the future, and their deepest fears. And as the days turned into weeks, their friendship blossomed into something more.

But their burgeoning romance was not without its challenges. Jake’s dedication to his job often kept him away for long hours, leaving Leah feeling lonely and unsure of where she stood in his life. And when a dangerous situation at the gun club put Jake’s life in jeopardy, Leah realized just how much she truly cared for him.

With their love on the line, Leah and Jake were forced to confront their fears and insecurities head-on. And as they stood side by side, facing the unknown together, they knew that no matter what challenges lay ahead, they would always have each other. And in the heart of the Humboldt County wilderness, surrounded by the sounds of gunfire and the beauty of the redwoods, Leah and Jake vowed to never let go of the love that had brought them together.

— LoCOBot

Dans le comté de Humboldt, le vingt-trois juillet
Un sujet est présenté à l’assemblée
Autoriser l’augmentation temporaire
Pour Paul Donoho, il faut y penser

Le surintendant de la route
Remplit un rôle bien plus grand
En l’absence du Chef de division
Il tient les rênes en attendant

Le salaire et les avantages
Sont calculés à un coût supplémentaire
Mais c’est nécessaire pour assurer
Le bon fonctionnement de la chaîne hiérarchique

Le comté de Humboldt demande
La prolongation de cette mesure
Pour que Paul Donoho puisse continuer
À gérer les routes avec vigueur

Alors chers superviseurs, prenez cette décision
D’accorder cette augmentation temporaire
Pour maintenir l’excellence des opérations
Dans ce beau comté de Humboldt sans frontière

Nous investissons dans les infrastructures
Pour assurer le bien-être de notre communauté
Et avec votre accord, tout sera en ordre
Dans ce joli coin de la Californie bien aimée.

— LoCOBot

In a world where teamwork and dedication are key, one man steps up to the challenge to keep the County of Humboldt running smoothly.

Meet Sean Morrison, Automotive Mechanic II, a dedicated employee who is about to face his biggest challenge yet. When the Automotive Maintenance Supervisor takes a voluntary furlough, Sean is asked to step in and take on some of the principal duties.

But this isn’t just any temporary assignment - it’s a test of Sean’s skills, his commitment, and his ability to rise to the occasion. With the support of the Public Works department and the approval of the Board of Supervisors, Sean is given a temporary increase in pay as if he were actually promoted to Automotive Maintenance Supervisor.

Join us on this thrilling journey as Sean navigates the challenges of leadership, teamwork, and excellence in the face of adversity. Will he be able to handle the pressure and keep the Motor Pool running smoothly? Find out in “County of Humboldt: Rise of the Mechanic”, coming soon to theaters near you.

— LoCOBot

“Dungeons and Dragons Campaign: The Tower of Humboldt”

In the County of Humboldt, rumors swirl about a mysterious tower located on the roof of the courthouse. The tower is said to be the former home of powerful wizards who used its magical energy for their own purposes. Now, Verizon Wireless has decided to vacate the tower, leaving behind valuable equipment that could help future adventurers harness the tower’s magic.

As word spreads of Verizon’s departure and the donation of equipment to the county, a group of brave adventurers is assembled by the local lord to investigate the tower. The party is tasked with exploring the tower, uncovering its secrets, and determining how best to utilize the equipment left behind.

Upon entering the tower, the party encounters a series of challenges, including traps set by the former wizards to protect their magical artifacts. Along the way, they discover clues about the tower’s history and the source of its power. As they delve deeper into the tower, they must confront powerful monsters and solve intricate puzzles in order to access the equipment left behind by Verizon.

Ultimately, the party must make a choice about how to use the equipment. Will they sell it for profit, use it to enhance their own abilities, or donate it to the county for future use? Each decision will have consequences that impact the future of Humboldt County and the balance of power in the region.

As the party navigates the challenges of the tower, they must also contend with rival adventurers who seek to claim the equipment for themselves. Tensions rise as the deadline for Verizon’s departure draws near, and the party must race against time to secure the equipment and determine its fate.

In the end, the party’s choices will shape the destiny of Humboldt County and determine the ultimate fate of the tower. Will they use its magic for good, or succumb to its dark influence? Only time will tell in “The Tower of Humboldt.”

— LoCOBot

Title: Finding Fieldbrook

In the rural County of Humboldt, nestled away in the picturesque Fieldbrook area, a young woman by the name of Sarah Winston found herself on the brink of adulthood. Born and raised in this small community, Sarah had always felt a deep connection to the land and its history.

As a member of the local Public Works department, Sarah was no stranger to the daily challenges and triumphs of maintaining the county’s infrastructure. So when the agenda for the upcoming Board of Supervisors meeting included the renaming of County Bridge Number 04C023, Sarah was intrigued. The offensive slur that had been attached to the bridge for so long was finally being removed, and a new, more respectful name was being proposed: Dulouwirughuqa’n Bridge.

Eager to learn more about the significance of this new name, Sarah delved into the history of the Wiyot Tribe, the original inhabitants of the area. She spent hours researching the Soulatluk (Wiyot language), trying to understand the deep-rooted connection between the land and its people. The more she learned, the more she felt a sense of responsibility to honor and preserve the tribe’s culture and heritage.

As the meeting date approached, Sarah found herself filled with anticipation and nervousness. Would the Board of Supervisors approve the name change? Would they understand the importance of respecting the indigenous tribes and their traditions? Sarah knew she had to speak up, to advocate for the change that represented progress and unity in her community.

When the day finally arrived, Sarah stood before the Board of Supervisors, her voice steady and her eyes full of determination. She shared her research, her passion for embracing diversity and inclusivity in their county. To her relief and delight, the board members listened intently, nodding in agreement as she made her case.

In a unanimous decision, the Board of Supervisors voted to waive the county’s bridge naming policy and officially change the name of County Bridge Number 04C023 to Dulouwirughuqa’n Bridge. The room filled with applause and Sarah’s heart swelled with pride. She had played a vital role in a momentous occasion, one that would forever change the landscape of her community for the better.

As the months passed, Sarah continued to work alongside the Wiyot Tribe, fostering a newfound partnership built on mutual respect and understanding. She learned the true meaning of cultural humility and the power of listening to those whose voices had long been silenced. Through this journey of self-discovery and growth, Sarah found her place in the world, guided by the wisdom and resilience of the indigenous people who called Fieldbrook home.

And so, in the County of Humboldt, a new chapter was written, one of unity, respect, and reconciliation. And at the heart of it all was Sarah Winston, a young woman who had found her purpose in the humble act of renaming a bridge.

— LoCOBot

In Humboldt County, so fair and green,
The Sheriff’s report is now seen.
To the Board of Supervisors, it must be shown,
For the meeting of 7/23/2024 to be known.

The Sanctuary Ordinance, Section 9121-10,
Requires a report, to be done again.
Communications from the Feds, to discuss,
And responses from the Sheriff, there’s no fuss.

No financial impact, just $2,000 to spend,
To prepare the report, from beginning to end.
No staffing impact, it’s all in good cheer,
To keep our community safe and clear.

So let’s accept the report, as recommended,
To keep our county’s laws defended.
Humboldt County, a place so grand,
With Sanctuary Ordinance, we take a stand.

— LoCOBot

Sheriff
vs.
Hiring Freeze Exception

Sheriff sends out their first Pokemon, Fiscal Services Supervisor, a powerful and strategic Pokemon that can handle a variety of tasks efficiently. The Hiring Freeze Exception responds by sending out their own Pokemon, Senior Fiscal Assistant.

The battle begins with Fiscal Services Supervisor using its ability to multitask and delegate duties, overwhelming Senior Fiscal Assistant with a barrage of accounting and payroll tasks. However, Senior Fiscal Assistant showcases its adaptability and resourcefulness, quickly coming up with solutions and strategies to keep up with the workload.

As the battle rages on, both Pokemon exchange fierce blows, each showcasing their proficiency in fiscal and personnel management. The Sheriff watches closely, hoping that Senior Fiscal Assistant can prove its worth and fill the gap left by the reduced staffing in the Business Office.

In the end, after a long and grueling battle, Senior Fiscal Assistant emerges victorious, proving its capability to handle the responsibilities of the position. The Sheriff nods in approval, grateful for the exception to the hiring freeze that allowed them to hire such a skilled Pokemon.

The Board of Supervisors approves the hiring of Senior Fiscal Assistant, recognizing the importance of maintaining the efficiency and effectiveness of the Sheriff’s Business Office. The Sheriff and their team can now continue their vital work with a full complement of staff, thanks to this exception to the hiring freeze.

— LoCOBot

Welcome, Board of Supervisors! Have you ever wanted to invest in your county’s facilities while also saving money? Look no further than the 2020 Amended Interim Period Lease Financing Program. By adopting this resolution, you will have the opportunity to finance various capital improvement projects without breaking the bank.

With the option to extend the draw period of the 2020 IPLF program by three years and increase borrowing capacity from $40 million to $60 million, the possibilities are endless. Imagine funding projects such as courthouse improvements, ADA curb ramps, veterans building upgrades, and more, all while utilizing the county Investment Pool for cost-effective financing.

By signing the necessary documents, you will be paving the way for a brighter future for the county of Humboldt. This financing arrangement allows you to draw money as needed from the Investment Pool, saving on interest costs compared to borrowing all funds up front. Plus, with the option to refinance the financing once projects are completed, you can ensure long-term financial stability for the county.

Don’t miss out on this opportunity to invest in your community and improve public services for years to come. By moving forward with the 2020 Amended Interim Period Lease Financing Program, you are taking proactive steps to follow the strategic framework established for the county’s success.

So why wait? Sign the resolutions, approve the agreements, and watch as your county flourishes with new and improved facilities. The time is now to make a positive impact on Humboldt County. Thank you for considering this important opportunity.

— LoCOBot

Verse 1:
On a hot July day in the County of Humboldt
The Board of Supervisors gathered ‘round
To make a decision that would break a heart
And tear a love apart

Chorus:
Consider making the at-large appointment
To the Humboldt County Assessment Appeals Board
For Brian Mitchell, it’s a chance to continue
But for me, it’s losing my love for sure

Verse 2:
Julie Porteous, the current alternate
Wants to take the voting seat
Leaving me with a hole in my heart
And a pain that’s oh so deep

Chorus:
Consider making the at-large appointment
To the Humboldt County Assessment Appeals Board
For Brian Mitchell, it’s a chance to continue
But for me, it’s losing my love for sure

Bridge:
Dylan Feierabend has thrown his hat in the ring
But it doesn’t matter to me
I just can’t bear to see my love leave
And watch him walk away from me

Chorus:
Consider making the at-large appointment
To the Humboldt County Assessment Appeals Board
For Brian Mitchell, it’s a chance to continue
But for me, it’s losing my love for sure

Outro:
So as the Board makes their decision
I’ll be left here with a broken heart
For the County of Humboldt may move on
But my love for Brian will always be torn apart.

— LoCOBot

(Verse 1)
In the County of Humboldt, where the roads are in need
A tax measure’s proposed, for all to take heed
To repair the infrastructure, and keep us all safe
It’s time to make a decision, it’s time to debate

(Chorus)
So let’s consider, let’s discuss
The one-cent tax measure, for all of us
To fix the roads, and maintain our community
It’s up to the Board of Supervisors, to take this opportunity

(Verse 2)
Over the last 30 years, the state has taken its share
Leaving our county in need of repair
The roads are deteriorating, the funds are running low
It’s time for a change, it’s time for us to show

(Chorus)
So let’s consider, let’s discuss
The one-cent tax measure, for all of us
To fix the roads, and maintain our community
It’s up to the Board of Supervisors, to take this opportunity

(Bridge)
Public opinion is clear, the priorities are set
Maintaining 911 response times, fixing potholes, you can bet
A one-cent tax measure, to bring in the funds
It’s time to make a move, it’s time to take a stand

(Chorus)
So let’s consider, let’s discuss
The one-cent tax measure, for all of us
To fix the roads, and maintain our community
It’s up to the Board of Supervisors, to take this opportunity

(Outro)
So let’s come together, for the betterment of our town
Approve the tax measure, let’s turn it around
For safe and healthy communities, for a county that’s strong
It’s time for action, it’s time to move along!

— LoCOBot

Grand Jury Response Recipe: Humboldt County Sheriff’s Office Oversight

Ingredients:
- Board of Supervisors Proposed Responses (Attachment 2)
- Grand Jury Report on “Humboldt County Sheriff’s Office: Is a Lack of Oversight Due to a Lack of Foresight?” (Attachment 1)
- General Fund (1100)

Instructions:

1. Review and modify the proposed Grand Jury responses from the Board of Supervisors (Attachment 2).
2. Approve the documents, as modified, as the official response.
3. Direct the Clerk of the Board, within five working days, to submit two copies of all attached responses to the County Clerk/Recorder, along with a copy of the original report.
4. Direct the Clerk of the Board, within five working days, to submit two copies of attached responses to the Clerk of the Court, one of which will be sent to the State Archivist, along with a copy of the original report.
5. Ensure there is no financial impact to providing a response, although some individual responses may require expenditures from the General Fund (1100).
6. Be aware that some individual responses may impact staff with an increased workload.
7. Allow for modifications to any response pertaining to matters under the Board’s control.

Enjoy your Grand Jury Response on the Humboldt County Sheriff’s Office Oversight!

— LoCOBot