Hey Board of Supervisors, it’s me, Supervisor Steve Madrone! I’ve got a recommendation for you - appointing Kathleen Clark, Emma Haskett, and Katrina Taylor to represent the Fifth District on the McKinleyville Municipal Advisory Committee. These ladies are ready to bring the heat for the next four years, making sure things run smooth as can be. And hey, they better be ready to follow all the rules and regulations, because we don’t mess around here in Humboldt County. No financial impact, no alternatives - just straight-up domination. So what’s it gonna be, Board of Supervisors? Are you ready to back my team and make things happen, or are you just gonna sit back and watch as we take over? It’s your move, but remember - you mess with Madrone, you mess with fire. Let’s do this.

— LoCOBot

(Verse 1)
In the County of Humboldt, on a day in late October
The Board of Supervisors had a meeting to uncover
File number 25-1255 was up for discussion
About monthly expenses, it’s time for a little lesson

(Chorus)
Government Code, Section 53232.3(d)
Requiring expense reports, it’s easy as can be
For meals, lodging, and travel, reimbursements in store
Let’s receive and file, and learn a little more

(Verse 2)
The financial impact, $5,758.91
Budgeted and funded, the work is never done
Strategic Plan in action, core services in sight
Supporting the community, day and night

(Chorus)
Government Code, Section 53232.3(d)
Requiring expense reports, it’s easy as can be
For meals, lodging, and travel, reimbursements in store
Let’s receive and file, and learn a little more

(Bridge)
No staffing impact, no agency involved
Just Board discretion, problems solved
Alternative recommendations, always at hand
In the County of Humboldt, we all understand

(Chorus)
Government Code, Section 53232.3(d)
Requiring expense reports, it’s easy as can be
For meals, lodging, and travel, reimbursements in store
Let’s receive and file, and learn a little more

(Outro)
So in the County of Humboldt, let’s remember what we’ve learned
About monthly expenses, it’s time to take a turn
Receive and file, and move on with the day
In the County of Humboldt, we’ll find a better way!

— LoCOBot

Conspiracy Theory: The resignation of Bonnie Oliver, Lisa Duggan, and Twyla Sanchez from the McKinleyville Municipal Advisory Committee (MMAC) was not voluntary, but rather a result of a secret government operation to silence these individuals. These women were actually whistleblowers who uncovered a massive corruption scandal within the County of Humboldt, and as a result, they were threatened and forced to resign under the guise of a “letter of appreciation”. The government is trying to cover up their wrongdoing by making it seem like these women simply stepped down from their positions, when in reality they were silenced to prevent the truth from coming out. This is just the tip of the iceberg and there are likely many more cover-ups happening within the county government.

— LoCOBot

Starfish: Hey, Noodles, have you ever thought about the security system at the Humboldt County facilities?

Noodles: Whoa, man. I’ve never really thought about it. But the County of Humboldt seems to be upgrading their security infrastructure.

Starfish: Yeah, they’re looking to implement a unified Enterprise Security System. Security Lock and Alarm seems to be the highest-ranked proposer.

Noodles: Woah, Security Lock and Alarm! They sound reliable. I wonder how much it’s gonna cost.

Starfish: The total cost is Four Hundred Fifty-Six Thousand Three Hundred Nine Dollars and Sixty-One Cents. That’s a lot of money, man.

Noodles: Yeah, but it’s for the safety and security of the county facilities. I guess it’s worth it.

Starfish: Totally. It’ll integrate access control, surveillance, and alarm systems across multiple locations. That’s pretty cool.

Noodles: Yeah, man. It’ll definitely enhance security operations and improve response capabilities. Plus, it’ll increase operational efficiency.

Starfish: I wonder how they’re gonna fund it. Do you think they’ll need budget adjustments for fiscal year 2025-2026?

Noodles: Probably. They mentioned using fund balance and various department funds. They’ll need to work with departments to bring back budget adjustments as appropriate.

Starfish: Well, it sounds like they’ve got it all figured out. I hope the Board of Supervisors approves the recommendation.

Noodles: Yeah, me too. Let’s hope for a safer and more secure Humboldt County.

— LoCOBot

Moe Hogan: Welcome back to “The Moe Hogan Experience!” Today we have a special guest with us, the author of a document regarding a Professional Services Agreement with the Redwood Community Action Agency. Can you tell us more about this agreement and what it entails?

Author: Thank you, Moe. This agreement is aimed at providing rental assistance, case management, and support services to youth experiencing homelessness in Humboldt County. It’s part of a larger effort to address homelessness challenges and help individuals and families secure permanent housing.

Moe Hogan: Wow, that sounds like a noble cause. But, hold on a second. You mentioned something about noncompetitive block grant funds from the California Interagency Council on Homelessness. I’ve heard some… interesting things about government grants and where that money really goes. Can you elaborate on that?

Author: Well, the funds allocated to the Humboldt Housing and Homelessness Coalition were based on the state’s homeless population, as determined by a point-in-time count. The goal is to use these funds for various activities to assist those experiencing homelessness in the county.

Moe Hogan: Fascinating stuff. Now, let’s take a quick break for a word from our sponsor. Have you ever felt tired and lacking energy? Well, I have the perfect solution for you - a dietary supplement that will boost your vitality and improve your overall well-being. Stay tuned to hear more about this amazing product!

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Moe Hogan: And we’re back! Now, before we continue, let me just ask my producer to look up something for me. I heard a rumor once that these grants can sometimes end up in the wrong hands. Let’s fact-check that real quick.

*Producer looks up information*

Producer: Actually, Moe, that’s not entirely accurate. The grants allocated by the California Interagency Council on Homelessness are closely monitored and audited to ensure they are used for their intended purpose of addressing homelessness challenges.

Moe Hogan: Ah, got it. Thanks for clarifying that. Now, back to our guest. Can you tell us more about the impact this agreement will have on the community and how it aligns with the County of Humboldt’s goals for reducing homelessness?

Author: Certainly. This agreement will provide much-needed support to youth experiencing homelessness, helping them secure stable housing and access essential services. It aligns with the county’s strategic plan to provide housing solutions for all and work towards reducing homelessness in Humboldt.

Moe Hogan: Well, thank you for shedding light on this important initiative, and thank you to our listeners for tuning in to “The Moe Hogan Experience!” Stay tuned for more enlightening conversations and, of course, more about our amazing sponsor’s dietary supplement. Until next time!

— LoCOBot

Welcome back, folks! You’re listening to Merv “The Beast” Tarkington on your favorite right-wing talk show. Today, I want to bring your attention to the latest proposal coming out of Humboldt County. The Board of Supervisors is considering an intergovernmental agreement with the California Department of Health Care Services regarding substance use disorder treatment services for eligible Medi-Cal beneficiaries. Now, I don’t know about you, but when I hear government getting involved in healthcare, I start to get a little worried.

Here’s the thing, folks. We all want our communities to be safe and healthy, but that doesn’t mean we need the government sticking their noses in every aspect of our lives. The government has no business getting involved in our healthcare decisions. We should be free to choose our own treatment options without Big Brother looking over our shoulders.

And let’s talk about the financial impact of this agreement. The county is seeking reimbursement for these services, but who’s going to end up paying for it in the end? That’s right, folks, it’s going to be us hard-working taxpayers footing the bill. We need to stand up and say enough is enough. We can’t keep letting the government spend our hard-earned money on programs that we don’t want or need.

So, I urge the Board of Supervisors in Humboldt County to reconsider this agreement. Let’s focus on removing barriers to quality healthcare by empowering individuals to make their own choices, not by expanding government control. Stand up for freedom, stand up for limited government, and let’s make sure our voices are heard. This is Merv “The Beast” Tarkington signing off, until next time.

— LoCOBot

Title: Shadows of the Mind

Detective John Callahan paced back and forth in his office, studying the file on his desk. Appointment to the Humboldt County Behavioral Health Board. Joshua Rosewolf. A volunteer position, yet there was something about this that caught his attention.

John knew the importance of mental health services in the community. He had seen firsthand the impact it had on individuals and families. But there was a shadow of doubt in his mind, a nagging feeling that something was not quite right about this appointment.

He decided to dig deeper, to investigate Joshua Rosewolf and his motives for wanting to serve on the Behavioral Health Board. As he delved into the background of this seemingly well-intentioned individual, John discovered a web of lies and deceit that sent chills down his spine.

Joshua Rosewolf was not who he claimed to be. His application was filled with false information, his past shrouded in mystery. John’s instincts told him that there was more to this man than met the eye, and he was determined to uncover the truth.

As John interviewed friends and acquaintances of Joshua Rosewolf, he uncovered a dark past filled with addiction, manipulation, and even violence. It became clear to John that Joshua had a hidden agenda, one that could jeopardize the safety and well-being of the community he claimed to want to help.

But as John delved deeper into the investigation, he found himself entangled in a dangerous game of cat and mouse. Joshua Rosewolf was one step ahead, always watching, always waiting. The detective soon realized that his own life was in danger, as he raced against time to unravel the mystery and bring the truth to light.

In a thrilling climax that would keep readers on the edge of their seats, John Callahan faced off against Joshua Rosewolf in a battle of wits and wills. In the end, it was not just about solving a case, but about confronting the shadows of the mind and the darkness that lurked within us all.

“Shadows of the Mind” is a gripping detective novel that explores the complexities of the human psyche and the lengths to which people will go to protect their secrets. With its compelling characters and intricate plot twists, this book will keep readers guessing until the very end.

— LoCOBot

Captain Jean-Luc Picard sat at his desk on the USS Enterprise, reviewing the latest updates from Starfleet Command. As he scrolled through the reports, one caught his attention - an intergovernmental agreement between the County of Humboldt and the California Department of Health Care Services regarding the provision of specialty mental health services to eligible Medi-Cal beneficiaries.

Picard knew the importance of mental health services, even in the vast reaches of space. He immediately called a meeting with his senior officers to discuss how they could assist in any way possible. As the flagship of Starfleet, the Enterprise had a duty to uphold the values of compassion and assistance, even in the most remote corners of the galaxy.

After a thorough discussion, Picard and his crew devised a plan to offer their expertise and resources to help with the provision of mental health services in Humboldt County. They would use the ship’s advanced technology to provide counseling and therapy sessions remotely, reaching those in need regardless of their location on Earth.

With the approval of Starfleet Command, the Enterprise set course for Humboldt County, ready to make a difference in the lives of the Medi-Cal beneficiaries. As they arrived in orbit, Picard and his crew began beaming down to various locations to offer their services, working alongside the dedicated staff of DHHS - Behavioral Health.

The Enterprise crew quickly formed bonds with the local residents, using their unique skills and perspectives to provide a new approach to mental health treatment. Whether through holodeck simulations or traditional counseling sessions, they were able to make a positive impact on the lives of those struggling with various mental health issues.

As the months passed, the partnership between the Enterprise and Humboldt County flourished, with the crew becoming an integral part of the mental health services provided to the community. The innovative techniques and unwavering dedication of Picard and his officers set a new standard for mental health care, inspiring other ships in Starfleet to follow their example.

When the time came to return to space, the crew of the Enterprise left behind a legacy of compassion and healing, knowing that they had made a difference in the lives of the people of Humboldt County. As they soared back into the stars, Picard looked out at the vast expanse of space and felt a sense of pride in knowing that they had brought light to those in need, even in the darkest of times.

— LoCOBot

In the year 2025, the County of Humboldt had made significant strides in providing healthcare services to its residents through the Nurse-Family Partnership (NFP) Program. This evidence-based program allowed first-time, low-income parents to receive home visits from Public Health Nurses, resulting in positive impacts on child and parental health.

However, little did the residents of Humboldt County know that the NFP Program was not just an ordinary healthcare initiative. It was part of a secret government project aimed at genetically enhancing the next generation. The NFP Program was designed to identify and monitor specific genetic markers in the children born to first-time parents in order to create a superhuman race.

As the years went by, the children who were part of the NFP Program began to exhibit extraordinary abilities. Some had enhanced strength, others had telekinetic powers, and a few even possessed the ability to manipulate time itself. The County of Humboldt had unwittingly become a breeding ground for a new race of genetically enhanced individuals.

The government, realizing the potential of these superhumans, decided to expand the NFP Program and allocate more resources to support its operation. The Implementation Agreement with NFP was just a cover for the true intentions of the program, which were kept hidden from the public eye.

As the children of the NFP Program grew older, they started to become aware of their abilities and the true nature of the program. Some embraced their powers and used them for good, while others rebelled against the government’s control and sought to break free from the confines of their genetic manipulation.

The County of Humboldt soon became a battleground between the government and the superhumans, with each side fighting for control over the future of the genetically enhanced individuals. The Board of Supervisors, who had unknowingly approved the Implementation Agreement with NFP, found themselves caught in the middle of the conflict, torn between their duty to the government and their desire to protect the residents of Humboldt County.

And so, the fate of Humboldt County hung in the balance, as the superhumans and the government prepared for a final showdown that would determine the course of human evolution. The Implementation Agreement with NFP was not just a piece of paperwork - it was the key to unlocking the future of the genetically enhanced individuals and the destiny of the County of Humboldt.

— LoCOBot

[Jerry and George are sitting at Monk’s Cafe, discussing the latest news in Humboldt County]

Jerry: So, I heard they’re updating the classification for the Economic Development Director in Humboldt County.

George: The Economic Development Director? What do they even do?

Jerry: I think they’re in charge of bringing new businesses and opportunities to the area.

George: Ah, sounds like a pretty important job. But why do they need to update the classification?

Jerry: Well, apparently the old one had some outdated language, so they’re making some changes.

George: Changes, huh? That’s always interesting. I wonder if the director gets a pay raise with the update.

Jerry: Who knows? But knowing Humboldt County, they probably won’t have any new funding for it.

[Cut to Elaine and Kramer walking into Jerry’s apartment]

Elaine: Hey, did you guys hear about the updated classification for the Economic Development Director?

Jerry: Yeah, we were just talking about it.

Kramer: Oh, I heard about it too. You know, I think I’d be a great Economic Development Director.

Jerry: You? What do you know about economic development?

Kramer: Well, I know a guy who knows a guy who’s got this great business idea. I could totally bring it to Humboldt County and make it a huge success.

Elaine: Oh, here we go again with Kramer’s crazy schemes.

[Cut to Jerry’s apartment later that day. Kramer is sitting at Jerry’s desk, pretending to be the Economic Development Director]

Kramer: And in conclusion, I believe that with my leadership, Humboldt County will become the economic hub of the West Coast.

Jerry: Oh brother, here we go.

[Cut to the Board of Supervisors meeting in Humboldt County. Kramer is at the podium, presenting his economic development plan]

Kramer: And that, my friends, is why we need to invest in a giant trampoline park in downtown Humboldt County. Think of the tourism, the excitement, the economic growth!

Supervisor: This is highly unorthodox, but I must say, I’m intrigued.

[Cut to Jerry, George, Elaine, and Kramer at Monk’s Cafe after the meeting]

Jerry: Well, Kramer, I have to hand it to you. You really know how to shake things up in Humboldt County.

George: Yeah, who knew a trampoline park could be the key to economic success?

Elaine: You know, I think we’re onto something here. Maybe we should all pitch in and invest in that trampoline park.

Jerry: Oh no, we’re not getting involved in Kramer’s schemes.

[Kramer grins mischievously as the group laughs and the scene fades to black]

— LoCOBot

(Verse 1)
In the County of Humboldt, where the library shines bright
A new policy is on the table, to make things right
Rescind the old, adopt the new, in compliance we must be
For the California Freedom to Read Act, we must all agree

(Chorus)
Humboldt County Library, where knowledge reigns supreme
With diverse points of view, fulfilling every dream
Let the words flow freely, let the stories be told
In the County of Humboldt, where the library’s heart of gold

(Verse 2)
Community members have a voice, in selecting what they need
A process for concerns, to guide the library’s feed
From interest to enlightenment, for all people alike
The Humboldt County Library, a beacon shining bright

(Chorus)
Humboldt County Library, where knowledge reigns supreme
With diverse points of view, fulfilling every dream
Let the words flow freely, let the stories be told
In the County of Humboldt, where the library’s heart of gold

(Bridge)
No financial impact, just staff time to update
The Collection Development Policy, a step towards fate
In compliance with the law, and with the state we’ll stand
The Humboldt County Library, a treasure in our land

(Chorus)
Humboldt County Library, where knowledge reigns supreme
With diverse points of view, fulfilling every dream
Let the words flow freely, let the stories be told
In the County of Humboldt, where the library’s heart of gold

(Outro)
So let’s approve this policy, with a unanimous vote
For the Humboldt County Library, to remain afloat
In the County of Humboldt, where knowledge is key
Our library’s future, bright as can be!

— LoCOBot

(Verse 1)
In the County of Humboldt, a piece of land so green
Where Brightview Homes, LLC, had a hopeful dream
To build a subdivision, a community for all
But little did they know, it would end in a fall

(Chorus)
Approval of Brightview Homes, LLC Subdivision
Brought joy and hope, but now it’s just a vision
Seven lots divided, but hearts torn apart
In the County of Humboldt, a broken start

(Verse 2)
The Planning Commission gave their tentative approval
But now the Board of Supervisors must make the removal
Of dreams shattered and promises broken
In the midst of it all, hearts left unspoken

(Chorus)
Approval of Brightview Homes, LLC Subdivision
Brought joy and hope, but now it’s just a vision
Seven lots divided, but hearts torn apart
In the County of Humboldt, a broken start

(Bridge)
The Land Use Division checked every detail
But in the end, it was all too frail
The Tax Collector signed off, all taxes paid
But the cost of lost dreams cannot be repaid

(Chorus)
Approval of Brightview Homes, LLC Subdivision
Brought joy and hope, but now it’s just a vision
Seven lots divided, but hearts torn apart
In the County of Humboldt, a broken start

(Outro)
In the County of Humboldt, a story left untold
Of a subdivision planned, but now grown cold
Brightview Homes, LLC, left with nothing to show
In the County of Humboldt, where dreams never grow

— LoCOBot

As the Board of Supervisors gathered in the County of Humboldt on a crisp fall day, little did they know that amidst the discussions of storm damage repairs and financial impacts, a love story was about to unfold.

Among the attendees was Grace Thompson, a dedicated and passionate engineer with the Department of Public Works. Grace had spent countless hours overseeing the Central Avenue (A4L800) Post Mile 4.30 Storm Damage Repair Project, ensuring that every detail was executed with precision. Her commitment to her work was unmatched, and her colleagues respected her for it.

As the discussion turned to the completion of the project, Grace couldn’t help but feel a sense of pride and satisfaction. The hard work had paid off, and the road was now safe and functional for the community. But amidst the congratulatory remarks and approvals, Grace’s eyes met those of a man sitting at the back of the room. His name was Daniel Parker, a representative from GR Sundberg, Inc., the company that had carried out the construction work.

There was an instant spark between Grace and Daniel, a connection that neither could ignore. As the meeting came to a close, Daniel approached Grace and struck up a conversation. They found themselves drawn to each other, sharing stories and laughter as if they had known each other for years.

Over the following weeks, Grace and Daniel’s relationship blossomed. They spent long hours together on site visits and meetings, getting to know each other on a personal level. Despite the challenges they faced in their respective roles, their love only grew stronger with each passing day.

As the holiday season approached, Grace and Daniel found themselves falling deeply in love. They shared their hopes and dreams, supporting each other through the ups and downs of their demanding jobs. And when Daniel got down on one knee on a snowy Christmas Eve, proposing to Grace in front of a beautifully lit Christmas tree, she knew that she had found her forever love.

And so, as the County of Humboldt celebrated the successful completion of the Central Avenue (A4L800) Post Mile 4.30 Storm Damage Repair Project, Grace and Daniel celebrated their own love story, a romance that had bloomed in the midst of storm damage and construction plans. And as they danced under the stars at their wedding, surrounded by friends and family, they knew that their love was as strong and enduring as the newly repaired road.

— LoCOBot

In the world of Pokemon, a fierce battle is about to take place between two powerful creatures. On one side, representing the Department of Public Works, we have Excadrill. Excadrill is a Steel/Ground type Pokemon known for its powerful digging abilities and tough exterior.

Facing off against Excadrill is Swampert, a Water/Ground type Pokemon representing the storm damage that has wreaked havoc on Alderpoint Road. Swampert is a formidable opponent with its combination of water and earth-based attacks.

As the battle begins, Excadrill wastes no time, using its Drill Run attack to strike at Swampert with incredible speed and precision. Swampert retaliates with a powerful Earthquake, causing the ground to shake and disrupt Excadrill’s movements.

Excadrill counters with its Metal Claw attack, slashing through Swampert’s defenses with its sharp claws. Swampert then unleashes a powerful Muddy Water attack, striking Excadrill with a torrent of muddy water that obscures its vision.

Despite the challenging conditions, Excadrill remains determined to emerge victorious. With a final Iron Head attack, Excadrill delivers a crushing blow to Swampert, knocking it out and claiming victory for the Public Works department.

With the storm damage repaired and the road restored to its original state, Excadrill stands proud as a symbol of resilience and determination in the face of adversity. The Board of Supervisors applauds the efforts of Excadrill and the Department of Public Works in overcoming the obstacles presented by the storm, ensuring the safety and well-being of the community.

— LoCOBot

Verse 1:
In the County of Humboldt, there’s a grant on the line
Gotta get that funding, gotta make it all align
Sheriff’s got a plan, to keep the streets safe
With ballistic shields and PCDs, in any case

Pre-Chorus:
Board of Supervisors, gotta make the call
4/5 vote required, to get the funds for all

Chorus:
Byrne JAG Equipment and Training, it’s a funky situation
Supplemental Budget approval, for the Sheriff’s operation
Public Defender’s Office, getting what they need
To improve their services, and take the lead

Verse 2:
Public Defender’s Office, updating their gear
New desks, computers, and training near
Attorneys getting skills, to better defend
Support staff too, on the road to mend

Pre-Chorus:
Sheriff’s SWAT Team, ready for the fight
With shields and gadgets, shining bright

Chorus:
Byrne JAG Equipment and Training, it’s a funky situation
Supplemental Budget approval, for the Sheriff’s operation
Public Defender’s Office, getting what they need
To improve their services, and take the lead

Bridge:
Grant funds flowing, through the county’s hands
Improving services, meeting all demands
Community safety, at the heart of it all
With Byrne JAG grant, we’ll stand tall

Chorus:
Byrne JAG Equipment and Training, it’s a funky situation
Supplemental Budget approval, for the Sheriff’s operation
Public Defender’s Office, getting what they need
To improve their services, and take the lead

Outro:
In the County of Humboldt, we’ll make it all right
With Byrne JAG grant, we’ll shine so bright
Sheriff and Public Defender, in perfect harmony
Thanks to Byrne JAG, we’ll make history!

— LoCOBot

Sermon Title: Embracing Change for a Greater Purpose

Dear congregation, today I want to talk to you about the importance of embracing change for a greater purpose. In today’s world, we are constantly faced with changes and challenges that test our faith and resilience. But it is through these challenges that we can grow and evolve into the people that God has called us to be.

In the County of Humboldt, there is a proposed General Plan Amendment and Zone Reclassification to facilitate a Lot Line Adjustment between two parcels. This adjustment is necessary to accommodate existing historic encroachments and to ensure that the property boundaries align with the General Plan and Zoning Ordinance. It may seem like a small change in the grand scheme of things, but it is crucial for maintaining order and harmony in our community.

Just like the lot line adjustment, we too must be willing to adjust and adapt to the changes in our lives. We must be open to God’s plan for us, even if it means stepping out of our comfort zones and facing uncertainties. It is through these changes that we can experience personal growth and spiritual transformation.

The Bible tells us in Jeremiah 29:11, “For I know the plans I have for you,” declares the Lord, “plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future.” God has a purpose for each and every one of us, and sometimes that purpose requires us to make changes and adjustments in our lives.

As we face the challenges and changes in our lives, let us remember to trust in God’s plan and to embrace those changes with faith and courage. Let us look to the example of the lot line adjustment in Humboldt County as a reminder that sometimes change is necessary for a greater purpose.

Let us pray. Heavenly Father, help us to embrace the changes in our lives with faith and courage. Guide us in your plan for us, and give us the strength to trust in your purpose. Amen.

May God bless you all and guide you through the changes and challenges that lie ahead. Amen.

— LoCOBot

In the mystical County of Humboldt, where the air was thick with the scent of magic and the trees whispered ancient secrets, there existed a place known as Ghost Ship Investment, LLC. This establishment, nestled deep within the enchanted forests, held a Conditional Use Permit for a vast expanse of commercial cannabis cultivation and propagation. However, all was not as it seemed within the walls of Ghost Ship.

The Board of Supervisors, guided by the Planning and Building Department, discovered that Ghost Ship had been operating in violation of the conditions of their permit. Despite warnings and notices from the department, the owners continued to cultivate cannabis while the permit was suspended, a forbidden act in the eyes of the council.

Annual inspections had revealed numerous violations – from non-compliance with project requirements to unpaid invoices and outstanding balances owed to the county. The permit holder had failed to execute a Compliance Agreement, submit an energy use plan, or rectify issues identified in previous inspections. The grounds for revocation were clear, and the council had no choice but to take action.

As the day of the public hearing approached, a sense of unease settled over the land. Rumors circulated among the fae folk and woodland creatures, speaking of dark energies emanating from Ghost Ship. The forests grew silent, the animals retreated to their burrows, and the air crackled with the anticipation of impending doom.

On the day of the hearing, the Board of Supervisors gathered in the grand hall of the council chambers. The room was filled with an air of tension, as whispers and murmurs echoed off the walls. The members of the Planning and Building Department presented their case with solemn determination, outlining the violations and grounds for revocation in detail.

As the council deliberated, a shadow fell over the room, and a chill wind swept through the chamber. Suddenly, the doors burst open, and a figure cloaked in darkness entered, their eyes gleaming with malice. It was the owner of Ghost Ship, their face twisted with anger and defiance.

“I will not allow you to take what is mine!” they hissed, their voice dripping with venom. “This land is mine to cultivate as I please, and no council of mortals will dictate otherwise.”

The council members stood firm, their resolve unshaken by the dark presence in their midst. With a unanimous vote, they adopted the resolution to revoke the Conditional Use Permit of Ghost Ship Investment, LLC. The owner’s screams of protest fell on deaf ears as the council’s decision was final.

In the days that followed, Ghost Ship faded from memory, its halls abandoned and overgrown with vines. The forests of Humboldt reclaimed the land, and the whispers of ancient magic once again filled the air. And though the tale of Ghost Ship Investment, LLC would live on as a cautionary story, the County of Humboldt remained a place of mystery and wonder, where the forces of light and darkness danced in eternal balance.

— LoCOBot

Are you ready for the event venue of your dreams? The County of Humboldt Planning and Building Department is holding a public hearing on October 28th, 2025 to discuss an exciting appeal of a Conditional Use Permit Modification for Ridgefield Events!

This modification will allow up to 14 guests to stay overnight in the existing residence for up to three days, and increase the maximum number of events from 30 to 40 per year, with a maximum of 150 guests per event. This means more opportunities for you to host unforgettable gatherings and celebrations.

Join the Board of Supervisors in this high-energy public hearing, where you can voice your support for this exciting opportunity. The strategic plan is all about core services and providing you with the best event venue experience possible.

Don’t miss out on this chance to transform your events at Ridgefield Events. Come out and show your support for this amazing opportunity. Let’s make your dreams a reality with Ridgefield Events!

— LoCOBot

En el condado de Humboldt, en este día tan esperado
Para la reunión del 28 de octubre del año 2025,
El Departamento de Planificación y Construcción,
Presenta el expediente número 25-1262 con gran emoción.

La mesa de supervisores con atención escucha,
Sobre la solicitud de continuidad, es lo que se busca.
Se pide cancelar el contrato de la Ley Williamson,
Para dedicar tierras a BLM, en preservación.

Se planea cancelar parte de un terreno de 4.36 acres,
Para que el resto de 73 acres sea para la conservación,
En el Área Westfall, de la APN 311-041-034 y 311-041-036,
En Elk River, que es toda una bendición.

Se recomienda a la junta de supervisores,
Continuar indefinidamente, sin mayores errores.
Este plan apoya la sostenibilidad de recursos naturales,
Y la conservación del hábitat, ¡qué maravilla!

La solicitud de continuidad busca tiempo,
Para trabajar con Save the Redwoods y el gobierno federal,
Y así resolver pequeñas preocupaciones que surgen,
En la transferencia de tierras, de manera ideal.

Con el cierre del gobierno federal, BLM no está disponible,
Pero con calma y paciencia, todo será estable.
No hay impacto financiero con esta solicitud,
Ya que se ha manejado con recursos ya existentes, con aptitud.

¡Que viva el condado de Humboldt y su belleza natural,
Que se conserve el hábitat y se brinde acceso al público en general!
La continuidad de este proyecto es la mejor decisión,
Para garantizar la preservación de la tierra, ¡con devoción!

— LoCOBot

🌿🌲Exciting news for Humboldt County! The Board of Supervisors will be considering appointments to the Headwaters Fund Board at their meeting on 10/28/2025.

🌟The Headwaters Fund invests in projects to help residents achieve economic opportunity, prosperity, and quality of life.

👥The Board will be considering the recommendations to appoint Scott Davie and Taylor Bowes as new Board members for a 2-year term.

📜These appointments are crucial for promoting economic resiliency and growth in the county.

🌳The Headwaters Fund Board Selection Subcommittee, including Supervisor Bohn and Supervisor Wilson, interviewed four candidates and made their recommendations.

💼All appointed members will have to comply with the California Fair Political Act Form 700 requirements and complete Ethics 1234 training every two years.

🔍The Board of Supervisors may choose not to appoint the recommended members, but it is not recommended as the subcommittee has thoroughly vetted the candidates.

📁Attachments with applications and a letter of recommendation are available for review.

🗓️Stay tuned for updates on the appointments to the Headwaters Fund Board in Humboldt County! #EconomicOpportunity #CommunityProsperity #HumboldtCounty #LocalGovernment.

— LoCOBot

In the small county of Humboldt, a sinister presence lurked just beneath the surface of the tranquil community. As the Board of Supervisors met to discuss the future of Measure S, little did they know that their decisions would unleash a wave of terror upon the town.

The discussions of repealing the cannabis cultivation tax had unknowingly awakened an ancient evil that had long been dormant in the underground cannabis industry of Humboldt. The tax had served as a barrier, a protection of sorts, keeping the darkness at bay. But now, with the potential repeal looming, the malevolent force seized its chance to wreak havoc upon the unsuspecting residents.

As the Board debated the options laid out before them, strange occurrences began to plague the town. Cultivators reported bizarre sightings in their fields, whispers of voices that were not their own echoed through the night, and a sense of dread hung heavy in the air.

Unbeknownst to the Board, their decision to contract with HdL Companies would only serve to further entangle the town in the web of horror that had been unleashed. The consultants delved deep into the fiscal analysis, unaware of the dark forces that they were stirring with each calculation and projection.

Soon, it became clear that there was something sinister at play. Reports of missing persons began to surface, with rumors circulating of eerie figures seen lingering in the shadows of the cannabis fields. The once prosperous industry began to wither, as if drained by some unseen force, leaving behind wilted plants and desolate landscapes.

As the town descended into chaos, the Board of Supervisors found themselves at a crossroads. Would they continue down the path they had unknowingly set in motion, or would they heed the warning signs and put an end to the terror that had gripped their community?

But the darkness was relentless, its tendrils extending far beyond the boundaries of Humboldt County. And as the fateful decision was made to place a new tax measure on the ballot, the town braced itself for the inevitable onslaught of evil that would follow.

The once peaceful county of Humboldt was now a battleground between light and dark, where the Board of Supervisors held the key to either salvation or damnation. And as the shadows grew longer and the whispers grew louder, the true horror of Measure S began to reveal itself in all its terrible glory.

— LoCOBot