UPDATES — PAGE 3
2019
2019 The Great Humboldt Marble Hunt & Race | Monday, 4:35 p.m.
Glory Shots
2019 Peace Peddlers | Monday, 4:35 p.m.
Glory Shots
2019 Needs More Cowbell | Monday, 4:35 p.m.
Glory Shots
2019 A-Team | Monday, 4:35 p.m.
Glory Shots
2019 Party Pump | Monday, 4:35 p.m.
Glory Shots
2018
-2018 General Race Updates- | Monday, 6:31 p.m.
2018 Kinetic Award Winners
Can you say “Bi-lobike”?
The 50th annual Kinetic Grand Championship kame to its konclusion before a kapacity krowd during an awards banquet inside Ferndale’s Bellotti Hall. For the second year in a row the arachnomorph “art”ropods of Team Trilobike out-gloried the kompetition and won the right to be known forevermore as the 2018 Kinetic Grand Champions.
Now who’s extinct?
Team Kaptain Steve McHaney and crew have piloted this machine in the race for four years now. While accepting the koveted Hobart-krafted champions trophy McHaney took the opportunity to let his fellow racers know that he and his team will be back next year.
Beware the “Tri-peat.”
Scroll down for the rest of this year’s award winners. Glory, glory, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Trilobike captain Steve McHaney
2018 Kinetic Grand Champions
Best Engineering
- 1st: Solid Gold Pineapple Wrecking Crew
- 2nd: Black Tie Affair
- 3rd: Happy Campers
Best Art
- 1st: Hunka-Hunk-A Burnin’ Ham
- 2nd: CrABBA
- 3rd: Lion Kings
Best Speed
- 1st: Ferntucky 500
- 2nd: Flying Spaghetti Monster
- 3rd: Melvin
Best Pageantry
- 1st: Lion Kings
- 2nd: CrABBA
- 3rd: Kinetic Encounters of the Fiftieth Kind
2018 ACE Award Professors
- Ferntucky 500
- Trilobike Diner
- Flying Spaghetti Monster
- Melvin
- Solid Gold Pineapple Wrecking Crew
- Super Moi: Louise
- Happy Campers
- Team Goddess: Star Power
- Bounce for Glory: Golden Edition
- Monster Zinc
- Tempus Fugitives: Glory Diver
- Lion Kings
- Black Tie Affair
- Ominionated II
- Norman the Half-Fast Unicorn
- Flying Innuendo
- This Goes Gold
Mediocre Award (For Team That Finishes in the Middle of the Pack)
Racers’ Choice Award
The Goldest of the Gold
Most Improved
Best Junior Award
Best Pit Crew
Best Campsite
Best Bribe
6:32 Award
Lifetime Achievement Award
- The Flying Galumpkie Brothers
- Dale Warmuth
Ground Pounder’s Ground Pounder
- Thalon!
Best Volunteer
- Team Weld Your Stuff!
Goddess Jen-O Award
Port Townsend Award
Biggest Splash Award
The Golden Dinosaur Award
The Golden Flipper Award (Water)
The Golden Flipper Award (Sand)
The Spirit of the Glorious Founder Award
- 1st: Norman the Half-Fast Unicorn
- 2nd: CrABBA
- 3rd: U.S.S. Festiva
One for the Little Guy
Second to Last Award
Spectators’ Favorite
The Never Give Up Award
Teddy Bear Award
They Came From Out of Town
You Clever Rascal (Best Engineering for a Non-ACE Machine)
-2018 General Race Updates- | Monday, 4:29 p.m.
The Race is All But Done; Stay Tuned for the Big Award Ceremony
Never mind the NBA Conference Finals, a majority of the Kinetics Grand Championship sculptures have crossed the finish line in Ferndale, and now we await tonight’s awards ceremony, where we’ll find out who takes home all the glory. Results will be posted live here on LoCO.
2018 Lion Kings | Monday, 2:01 p.m.
Ferndale Foto Finishes
2018 Cloud of Unknowing: Flying Squirrel | Monday, 2 p.m.
Ferndale Foto Finishes
2018 Black Tie Affair | Monday, 2 p.m.
Ferndale Foto Finishes
2018 Dimlits | Monday, 2 p.m.
Ferndale Foto Finishes
2018 Norman the Half-Fast Unicorn | Monday, 2 p.m.
Ferndale Foto Finishes
2018 Tempus Fugitives: Glory Diver | Monday, 2 p.m.
Ferndale Foto Finishes
2018 Ominionated II | Monday, 2 p.m.
Ferndale Foto Finishes
2018 CrABBA | Monday, 2 p.m.
Ferndale Foto Finishes
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