Thursday, May 15

If Winning Guitars Signed by Everclear Has Always Been a Dream of Yours, You’ll Need to Hurry …

Supposin’ you have ears and eyes, you are likely already aware that post-grunge hitmakers Everclear will be erecting a ‘90s time machine inside Cher-ae Heights Casino’s cavernous bingo hall on Friday night. 

(Before we proceed … don’t, for one second, act like you don’t want to sing/scream “Swim out past the breakers and watch the world die” while staring at a slightly older Art Alexakis. You are not above that, human. OK? Great.)

Anywho, in conjunction with their imminent nostalgic rock show, Cher-ae Heights has convinced the band to sign the Squier Stratocaster pictured to the right, over there. Yeah. Would you like to win that thing? You would! All right. Well, all you have to do is click this link, fork over the email address you use for entering contests, then you will be provided a link all your own. With this new link you are expected to convince your friends to vote you into rockstar-signed guitar ownership. 

Can you figure all this web trickery out? We have faith that you can, internet soldier. 

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As far as Thursday is concerned, your Lowdown will note that the funny peddlers at Savage Henry Magazine felt that their first attempt at resurrecting the ‘70s game show Match Game live on stage at HumBrews went so well that they are resurrecting the concept on this very night. Perhaps the event will fill in “I got nothing to do tonight, so I think I’ll stumble over to (blank).”  

—Andrew Goff

Top Events!
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Savage Henry’s Match Game!
Humboldt Brews / 9 p.m. / 21+
Back for a second round, live version of the popular game show from the ‘70s. Bizarro comedy show follows, where comics have to perform each other’s jokes and not their own.
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Karaoke w/ KJ Leonard
Blue Lake Casino Hotel / 8 p.m.
When selecting your song, please keep in mind your audience would like to dance.
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All Events!

Geospatial Analysis of Seniors and Services
Humboldt County Courthouse / 1:30-3:30 a.m.
Area 1 Agency on Aging with Rose Kelly & Hannah Spitler, HSU Environmental Management & Planning student’s present the results of a study and analysis of the distribution of seniors.
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Food for People’s Free Produce Market
Food for People / noon-2 p.m. / Free
All income eligible folks are invited to pick out fresh fruits and vegetables, sample recipes using available produce, and learn about CalFresh.
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Luau for Chris Kerrigan
See Event Description / 5-8 p.m. / Free
Chinese buffet, comedy by Sherae O’Shaugnessy, music by Les Craig and Ray Ritter of the John David Young Conspiracy.
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Ocean Discovery Night
Manila Community Center / 5-7 p.m. / Free
Hands-on activities, student art and science projects, a performance of the “Cool the Earth” skit, and the official unveiling of the schools native plant garden.
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Volunteer Gleaning Training
Food for People, Inc. / 5:30-7:30 p.m. / Free
Help harvest produce from local farms and gardens throughout the county.
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Compost Mountain Boys
Mad River Brewery Tasting Room / 6-8:30 p.m.
Humboldt bluegrass kings. And beer.
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Speed Dating
Six Rivers Brewery / 7 p.m. / $25
This week’s age group is from 45-55 years old.
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Transformational Justice II
Northtown Coffee / 7:30-9:30 p.m. / $5
Film, dance and poetry: A conversation about justice.
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DATAblend
The Siren’s Song Tavern / 8 p.m.-2 a.m. / Free
“Taste purple slaps from the soul y’all! Join us for this month’s musical excursion, blending past and future sounds, bending genre’s, and levitating the dance floor.”
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I Love You Because
Redwood Curtain Theatre / 8 p.m. / $15 / $10 Thursdays
This musical love story, a co-production with Humboldt Light Opera Company, is a modern-day twist on Jane Austen’s Price and Prejudice, set in New York City.
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Thesis Festival
Carlo Theatre (Dell’Arte) / 8 p.m. / Free / 18+
The MFA class of 2014 presents three original one-act plays with humor, absurdism, movement and music. Pay-what-you-can tickets.
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Parreira and Kelley’s Songwriter Ping Pong
Redwood Curtain Brewing Company, Arcata / 8 p.m. / Free / 21+
Local songwriters Jeff Kelley and Chris Parreira will be trading songs and quaffing brews.
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Karaoke w/ Chris Clay
Bear River Casino Resort / 8 p.m.
Please don’t do “Bohemian Rhapsody.” That never works.
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Karaoke w/ KJ Leonard
Blue Lake Casino Hotel / 8 p.m.
When selecting your song, please keep in mind your audience would like to dance.
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Blues Night
Redwood Raks World Dance Studio / 8 p.m. / $5
With Brian Smith and Kimberli Hudson. Open dancing at 9 p.m. No partner necessary.
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Open Jam
The Forks / 8:30 p.m. / 21+
With Jimi Jeff.
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Shugafoot
Palm Lounge at The Eureka Inn / 9 p.m.
Local jazz/funk combo treats you nice.
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Roots ‘N’ Culture Night
Robert Goodman Wines/Machine Works / 9 p.m. / Free / 21+
Selectahs T Aura, Noble Tobal and Pozitive iDiaz team up with Special Guests for a night of excellent vibes.
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DJ Itchie Fingaz
Six Rivers Brewery / 9 p.m.-midnight / Free
“Spinning his favorite ghetto funk tunes.”
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Rude Lion Sound
Sidelines / 9:30 p.m. / 21+
Hip hop krunkage for your butt.
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Movie Showtimes

Broadway Cinema
  • AMAZING SPIDER MAN 2 2D: 11:55, 2:25, 5:45, 9:05
  • AMAZING SPIDER MAN 2 3D: 1:35, 4:55, 8:15
  • BEARS: 1:10, 3:20
  • BRICK MANSIONS: 4:50, 9:40
  • CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER 2D: 2:05, 5:15, 8:25
  • DIVERGENT: 12:45, 6:35
  • GOD S NOT DEAD: 2:15
  • GODZILLA 3D: 7:00
  • GRAND BUDAPEST HOTEL: 5:30, 7:55
  • HEAVEN IS FOR REAL: 12:00, 3:45, 6:15, 8:45
  • LEGENDS OF OZ: DORTHY S RETURN 2D: 12:05, 3:10, 5:35, 8:00
  • LEGENDS OF OZ: DORTHY S RETURN 3D: 1:25
  • NEIGHBORS: 1:00, 2:00, 3:30, 4:30, 6:00, 7:00, 8:30, 9:30
  • OTHER WOMAN: 12:55, 3:40, 6:30, 9:15
  • QUIET ONES: 3:55, 9:45
  • RIO 2 2D: 12:10, 2:45, 5:20, 7:50
Mill Creek Cinema
  • AMAZING SPIDER MAN 2 2D: 2:45, 6:00, 9:15
  • AMAZING SPIDER MAN 2 3D: 5:30, 8:45
  • CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER 2D: 6:05, 9:05
  • CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER 3D: 2:55
  • GODZILLA 3D: 7:00
  • HEAVEN IS FOR REAL: 3:20, 5:50, 8:20
  • LEGENDS OF OZ: DORTHY S RETURN 2D: 3:50, 6:15, 8:30
  • LEGENDS OF OZ: DORTHY S RETURN 3D: 3:15
  • NEIGHBORS: 4:30, 7:00, 9:30
  • OTHER WOMAN: 4:05, 9:25
  • RIO 2 2D: 3:05, 5:40, 8:15
Minor Theatre
  • AMAZING SPIDER MAN 2 2D: 5:20, 8:40
  • FADING GIGOLO: 4:05, 6:30, 8:55
  • GODZILLA 2D: 7:00
  • GRAND BUDAPEST HOTEL: 4:15, 9:10

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