Monday, June 6
Monday Lowdown: Tip Top Titters (PLUS: Gunsafe Returns!)
Strip clubs are not venues one generally frequents looking for laughs (and if you do, let’s just assume that the dancers hate you). Recently, though, The Fabulous Tip Top Gentleman’s Club just south of Eureka has been experimenting by designating some nights for more-clothed entertainment. In addition to DJ nights, the club has hosted several Savage Henry comedy nights also featuring local burlesque performers, a throwback to the types of shows where standup comedy gained the form we’ve come to know today.
Anyway, they’re doing another one of those. Tonight the Tip Top will host the third edition of The Tease, which will be headlined by the series’ most notable out-of-county yuk-slinger to date, Dave Ross. In addition to appearances on Comedy Central’s Drunk History and Marc Maron’s WTF Podcast, Ross hosts the podcast Terrified on the Nerdist network which features comedian sharing their fears and sadnesses. Funny stuff! Sample Ross’ standup in the clip below.
What else does this Humboldt Monday promise? Let’s see… Hey! Gunsafe is back! The longtime local rough country group — fueled in great part by frontwoman Stella Martinez — is blowing through town as part of a Pacific Northwest tour. They will burn down the Eureka Inn’s Palm Lounge tonight.
More joy (including where you can catch a band named Drown in Piss) in your Lowdown listings below. —Andrew Goff
Top Events!
(Look ahead!)
Outlaw Country Night
Mad River Brewery Tasting Room
/ 5-9 p.m.
Featuring music by The Good Time Rounders and Reverse Cowgirl. Throw some peanut shells on the floor.
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Rotten Sound
Eureka Veterans Hall
/ 6:30 p.m.
/ $8
/ $15 sliding scale
Creepy Crawler presents the Finnish grindcore stalwarts who are renowned for their to-the-point songwriting, arrangements, and subtle inclusion of choice death metal elements in their massive sound. Cause of Death, Pervert, FamousxPerson, Drown in Piss also perform.
Gunsafe, Snake Oil Lullaby
Palm Lounge at The Eureka Inn
/ 9 p.m.
/ Free
/ 21+
“Gunsafe is back in town, here in Humboldt for a few days while on a Pacific Northwest tour. Come on down and get your dose of face melting torch country. Snake Oil Lullaby starts the night off.”
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The Tease #3 w/ Dave Ross
The Fabulous Tip Top Gentlemen’s Club
/ 10 p.m.
/ $10
This one has a special guest headliner! You’ve seen him on Comedy Central’s Drunk History, you’ve seen him on IFC, you’ve heard him on his critically acclaimed podcast Terrified or on Marc Maron’s WTF…..It’s DAVE ROSS!
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All Events!
Puppy Training and Socialization
D Street Neighborhood Center
/ 9 a.m.-5 p.m.
/ $85
/ $95 non-residents
/ 18+
Instructor Delilah Huck helps you start your puppy off on the right “paw.”
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Rio Dell Playgroup
See Event Description
/ 10 a.m.-noon
/ Free
Playgroup for children 0-5 and their parents and caregivers.
Aber Miller and Drew Mohr
Sushi Spot McKinleyville
/ 5-8 p.m.
Electric jazz.
Ocean Day Volunteer Training
Humboldt Coastal Nature Center
/ 5:30-7 p.m.
/ Free
Volunteers are needed to for the 12th Annual Kid’s Ocean Day on Wednesday, June 8! Friends of the Dunes and the Bureau of Land Management will be bringing 1,000 grade schools students to the coast for a day of taking a stand in the sand.
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Trivia Night
Redwood Curtain Brewing Company, Arcata
/ 7-9 p.m.
/ Free
Can you name all 3 starting Pokemon from the original canon series? Do you know who threw out the first pitch in the 1991 world series? Can you name every actor who’s played James Bond in the order they appeared?
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Swing Dance Night
Redwood Raks World Dance Studio
/ 7-10 p.m.
/ $7
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Quiz Night
Blondies Food and Drink
/ 7 p.m.
Aww, show people how smart you are when you drink. Adorable.
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Friendship Circle Dance
Humboldt Hill Grange
/ 7 p.m.
/ $4
Dancing to live music featuring tunes from the 1930s, ‘40s and ‘50s.
Humboldt Folklife Society Sing-Along
Arcata Community Center
/ 7 p.m.
Sing your favorite folk, rock and pop songs with leader Joel Sonenshein. Songbooks provided, just bring your voice.
Isshinryu Karate
Recreation and Wellness Center, HSU Campus
/ 7-9 p.m.
/ $45
/ $40 HSU Students
/ Web site
Really Cheap Bowling
Harbor Lanes
/ 8 p.m.-midnight
$1.75 per game? Steeeee-rike!
Karaoke with DJ Marv
Six Rivers Brewery
/ 8 p.m.
/ Free
Monday night sushi and “singing.”
/ Web site
Jimi Jeff Monday Open Mic
The RockSlide Bar & Grill
/ 8:30 p.m.
Electronic Mondays
The Fabulous Tip Top Gentlemen’s Club
/ 9 p.m.
/ $10
/ 21+
With DJ Thoughtbox, DJ Psyborg and DJ Noxly.
/ Web site
Monday Night Comedy
Clam Beach Inn
/ 9 p.m.
A mix of open mics, features shows and game shows!
Rude Lion Sound’s Dancehall Mondays
Ocean Grove Lodge
/ 9:30 p.m.
/ 21+
Reggae/dancehall night. Looks like this.
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Movie Showtimes
Broadway Cinema
- ALICE THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS 2D: 11:45, 2:55, 6:25, 9:15
- ALICE THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS 3D: 1:15, 4:00, 6:40
- CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR 2D: 1:30, 4:50, 8:15
- JUNGLE BOOK 2D: 12:00, 2:35, 5:00, 7:25
- ME BEFORE YOU: 12:35, 3:20, 6:00, 8:40
- NEIGHBORS 2: SORORITY RISING: 9:40
- POPSTAR: NEVER STOP NEVER STOPPING: 12:25, 2:40, 4:55, 7:20, 9:35
- TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES: OUT OF THE SHADOWS 2D: 12:05, 1:00, 3:45, 5:30, 6:30, 9:10
- TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES: OUT OF THE SHADOWS 3D: 2:45, 8:10
- THE ANGRY BIRDS MOVIE 2D: 11:35, 1:55, 4:20, 6:50, 9:05
- THE LOBSTER: 12:30, 3:15, 6:05, 8:55
- THE NICE GUYS: 9:20
- X-MEN: APOCALYPSE 2D: 11:40, 2:30, 4:10, 5:45, 9:00
- X-MEN: APOCALYPSE 3D: 12:50, 7:30
Mill Creek Cinema
- ALICE THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS 2D: 3:35, 9:05
- ALICE THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS 3D: 6:20
- CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR 2D: 4:50, 8:10
- ME BEFORE YOU: 3:55, 6:35, 9:15
- POPSTAR: NEVER STOP NEVER STOPPING: 2:40, 4:55, 7:10, 9:25
- TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES: OUT OF THE SHADOWS 2D: 3:00, 6:00
- TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES: OUT OF THE SHADOWS 3D: 8:55
- THE ANGRY BIRDS MOVIE 2D: 3:25, 5:50, 8:15
- X-MEN: APOCALYPSE 2D: 2:45, 4:10, 5:40, 8:40
- X-MEN: APOCALYPSE 3D: 7:30