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FRIDAY LOWDOWN: In Defense of Guy Fieri

UPDATE: Just kidding. Shane Torres’s show, along with a lot of Friday’s larger events, are victims of the coronavirus. See y’all soon.

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Another hard week in the books and maybe you just want to drink and laugh. Hey, reasonable request. Luckily for you the Savage Henry Comedy Club will have shows on both Friday and Saturday night headlined by big name comedian Shane Torres. Of interest to yokels: Maybe Torres’ most shared online bit is an earnest defense of Humboldt’s favorite son Guy Fieri. Watch that above (and take notes). Less hilarious Friday events in your Lowdown listings below.

Events

(Submit yours!)

(CANCELED) Arts!Arcata
Arcata / 6-9 p.m.
, Arcata
Monthly arts walk. Businesses on and around the Plaza stay open late featuring local art and music.
822-4500 / Web site

(CANCELED) R.I.P., War Möth, Ultramafic, Racket
RampArt Skatepark / 7:30-11:59 p.m. / $5
None, None
DisBeatCrasher and RampArt Skatepark Presents: R.I.P. - Hailing from Portland, Oregon. Drawing influence from bands like Pentagram and Saint Vitus, they are all about playing straight-forward, rock n’ roll fueled doom.
disbeatcrasher@gmail.com / Web site

(CANCELED) St. Patrick’s Day Barn Dance
Arcata Veterans Memorial Building / 7:30-10:30 p.m. / $10 / $5 Members, Students, Seniors / Free Children 12 and under
1425 J St., Arcata
From the Humboldt Folklife Society: “In light of the global virus outbreak and current public health recommendations, dance organizers and musicians are taking on the social responsibility to help reduce spread in the wider community.”
humfolklife@gmail.com / Web site

(POSTPONED) Hamlet
North Coast Repertory Theatre / 8 p.m. / $18 / $16 students/seniors
300 Fifth St., Eureka
A man’s quest for revenge takes him to the edge of sanity in a play often considered the greatest script in Western literature. Prince Hamlet suspects his uncle of the murder of Hamlet’s father. With Denmark in chaos and an invading army on the way, can he prove his uncle’s guilt?
442-6278 / Web site

(CANCELED) Bloomsday
Redwood Curtain Theatre / 8 p.m. / $18 / $10 Thursdays
220 First St., Eureka
Robert returns to Dublin to reunite with Cait, the woman who captured his heart during a tour thirty-five years ago. Dancing backwards through time, the older couple retrace their steps to discover their younger selves.

Rosewater
Inn at 2nd and C Streets / 8 p.m. / $15 / $10 adv. / 21+
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“Rosewater will be bringing two epic sets of Grateful Dead music to the Historic Eagle House. PLEASE NOTE WE WILL BE LIMITING THE NUMBER OF ATTENDEES TO BE IN ACCORDANCE OF COVID-19 EVENT Recommendations.”

(POSTPONED) Shane Torres
Savage Henry Comedy Club / 9-11 p.m. / $15 / 18+
415 Fifth St., Eureka
(UPDATE: Both of Torres’ dates have been pushed back to July.)
Web site

(CANCELED) Rooster McClintock, The Trouble
Humboldt Brews / 9 p.m. / $10
856 10th Street, Arcata
Two pillars of the Humboldt music scene for the past decade share the stage for the first time. This evening of honky-tonk, country, rock and weird Americana promises to be a rip roaring good time.
826-2739 / Web site

Black Light Party
Arcata Theatre Lounge / 9:30 p.m. / $5
1036 G St., Arcata
“Come celebrate Friday the 13th at the Retro Black Light Party. Pull out your neon and come jam to some great past and present hits which are sure to have you singing along. And the best part is, all proceeds go to Coastal Grove Charter School PTO.”
822-1220 / Web site

Arcata Recreation’s Infant Massage Class - Pre-registering Now
D Street Neighborhood Center / 9 a.m.-5 p.m. / Free
1301 D St, Arcata
822-7091 / rec@cityofarcata.org / Web site

A Eureka-Themed Art Exhibition
Redwood Art Association / noon-5 p.m. / Free
603 F St., Eureka
In this exhibit, Redwood Art Association artists explore the many aspects of Eureka with art representing its people, architecture, food, natural beauty, the waterfront, murals, parks, the zoo and more.
268-0755 / info@redwoodart.us / Web site

50 Minutes of Yoga
Arising Holistic Center / 4:15-5:05 p.m. / Free
627 16th St., Arcata
840-6125 / arisingcommunity@gmail.com / Web site

Explore ‘A Course in Miracles’
Arising Holistic Center / 5:15-6:15 p.m. / Free
627 16th St., Arcata
840-6125 / arisingcommunity@gmail.com / Web site

Self Defense Classes
Humboldt Jiu Jitsu / 5:30 p.m. / Free / $18 Drop in after first two free classes
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No Experience Needed. Men & Women. All ages.
822-6278 / info@humboldtjiujitsu.com / Web site

Dominic Romano
Arts and Drafts / 6-8 p.m. / 21+
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Join us for a night of acoustic music with Dominic Romano. Grab a drink, make a craft, play a game, and enjoy yourself!
dominicstuartromano@gmail.com / Web site

March Arts Arcata
Arising Holistic Center / 6-9 p.m. / Free
627 16th St., Arcata
840-6125 / arisingcommunity@gmail.com / Web site

Jeff Kelley
Papa Wheelies Pub / 7-10 p.m. / Free
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Songs of life, death, and silliness. Mr. Kelley plays an eclectic mix of covers and originals, with an emphasis on insightful lyrics.
Web site

Disturbing the Peace
Blue Lake Casino and Hotel / 9 p.m.-1 a.m. / Free / 21+
777 Casino Way, Blue Lake
Disturbing the Peace is a local cover band from Crescent City, CA. We focus on classic rock with a bit of country and modern stuff thrown in.
877-252-2946 / Web site

DJ Wuale
Bear River Casino Resort / 9 p.m.-1 a.m. / Free / 21+
11 Bear Paws Way, Loleta
Playing your all time favorite Merengue, Bachata, Raggaeton, Banda, Corridos, & More!
733-9644 / karlaramirez@bearrivercasino.com / Web site

Vibes& Stuff
See Event Description / 9 p.m.-1 a.m. / Free / 21+
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825-1755 / vanessa@griffinarcata.com /

Retro Black Light Party
Arcata Theatre Lounge / 9:30 p.m.-2 a.m. / $5 / 21+
1036 G St., Arcata
822-1220 / Web site

Movie Showtimes

Broadway Cinema
  • BLOODSHOT: 11:40, 12:40, 2:10, 3:25, 4:40, 6:10, 7:10, 9:40
  • CALL OF THE WILD: 12:00, 2:25, 4:50, 7:15, 9:35
  • EMMA.: 11:50, 3:10, 5:55, 8:45
  • IMPRACTICAL JOKERS: THE MOVIE: 9:00
  • INVISIBLE MAN, THE: 12:20, 3:20, 6:30, 9:15
  • I STILL BELIEVE: 1:00, 3:50, 6:40, 9:20
  • ONWARD (2D): 11:30, 2:00, 3:30, 4:30, 7:00, 8:50, 9:30
  • ONWARD (3D): 12:30, 6:20
  • SONIC THE HEDGEHOG: 11:35, 2:05, 4:25, 6:45, 9:05
  • THE HUNT: 12:10, 12:50, 2:20, 3:00, 4:35, 5:15, 6:50, 7:30, 9:10, 9:50
  • WAY BACK, THE: 1:10, 4:00, 7:05, 9:45
Mill Creek Cinema
  • BLOODSHOT: 11:40, 2:10, 4:40, 7:10, 9:40
  • CALL OF THE WILD: 12:30, 3:40, 6:30, 8:55
  • INVISIBLE MAN, THE: 12:20, 3:20, 6:10, 9:10
  • I STILL BELIEVE: 1:00, 3:50, 6:40, 9:20
  • ONWARD (2D): 11:30, 2:00, 3:30, 4:30, 7:00, 8:50, 9:30
  • ONWARD (3D): 12:30, 6:20
  • THE HUNT: 12:00, 2:20, 4:35, 6:50, 9:00
  • WAY BACK, THE: 1:10, 4:00, 6:45, 9:25
Minor Theatre
  • $5 FLASHBACK ~ LEPRECHUAN (1993): 10:35
  • BIG TIME ADOLESCENCE: 8:00
  • GREED: 12:30
  • LEPRECHUAN (1993): 10:35
  • ONCE WERE BROTHERS: ROBBIE ROBERTSON AND THE BAND: 5:35
  • ONWARD: 2:00, 5:00, 8:30
  • PORTRAIT OF A LADY ON FIRE: 12:00, 3:35, 6:40
  • THE JESUS ROLLS: 3:05, 9:45