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SATURDAY LOWDOWN: You’re On Your Own

FYI: The vast majority of the events submitted to the Lowdown are done so by the eager Humboldt event planners hoping to seduce you to their fun gathering. LoCO is going to venture a guess that, with all the coronavirus madness, these people have had a really shitty week. So, while we’ve attempted to field and publicize event cancellations as they’ve been flying at us, there are bound to be plenty of events in the Lowdown below that are no longer happening.

Use your noggin. Cut your community some slack. Be your own joy. -AG

Events

(Submit yours!)

Arcata Plaza Winter Farmers’ Market
Arcata Plaza / 10 a.m.-2 p.m. / Free
Between G and H and 8th ann 9th streets, Arcata
The bounty of Humboldt County keeps going all Winter long at the North Coast Growers’ Association’s Winter Farmers’ Market on the Arcata Plaza, every Saturday, rain or shine.
441-9999 / laura@northcoastgrowersassociation.org / Web site

(CANCELED) Dancing Stars of Humboldt 2020
Arkley Center For The Performing Arts / 7-8:30 p.m. / $15
412 G St., Eureka
(UPDATE: COVID-19)
888-418-8346 / dancingstarsofhumboldt@gmail.com / Web site

(CANCELED) Bloomsday
Redwood Curtain Theatre / 8 p.m. / $18 / $10 Thursdays
220 First St., Eureka
Robert returns to Dublin to reunite with Cait, the woman who captured his heart during a tour thirty-five years ago. Dancing backwards through time, the older couple retrace their steps to discover their younger selves.

(POSTPONED) Hamlet
North Coast Repertory Theatre / 8 p.m. / $18 / $16 students/seniors
300 Fifth St., Eureka
A man’s quest for revenge takes him to the edge of sanity in a play often considered the greatest script in Western literature. Prince Hamlet suspects his uncle of the murder of Hamlet’s father. With Denmark in chaos and an invading army on the way, can he prove his uncle’s guilt?
442-6278 / Web site

(POSTPONED) Shane Torres
Savage Henry Comedy Club / 9-11 p.m. / $15 / 18+
415 Fifth St., Eureka
(UPDATE: Both of Torres’ dates have been pushed back to July.)
Web site

(CANCELED) Club Triangle: Retro Night
Humboldt Brews / 9 p.m. / $10 / 21+
856 10th Street, Arcata
(UPDATE: Coronavirus strikes again.)
826-2739 / Web site

Sepiatonic, Boa
Arcata Theatre Lounge / 9 p.m. / $25 / $20 adv.
1036 G St., Arcata
We want to Welcome High Step Society, and Sepiatonic (Electro Swing) back to the redwoods for a night of circus and cabaret at the Arcata Theatre Lounge.
822-1220 / Web site

DJ Matt Jackson’s Guilty Pleasures
The Miniplex at Richards’ Goat Tavern / 10-11:59 p.m. / Free / 21+
401 I Street, Arcata
Pop-heavy DJ sets from Missing Link Records/Soul Night co-founder Matt Jackson of “Matt & Adam” fame, plus special guests /ceBxTch, Dacin, & Pandemonium Jones!
630-5000 / info@miniplexevents.com / Web site

The Smashed Glass, Bow-Legged Buzzards
Alibi / 11 p.m. / 21+
744 Ninth Street, Arcata
A night of Irish and gypsy folk-punk.
822-3731 / Web site

Arcata Marsh Bird Walk
Arcata Marsh and Wildlife Sanctuary / 8:30-11 a.m. / Free
None, None
Redwood Region Audubon Society is sponsoring a free public field trip at the Arcata Marsh and Wildlife Sanctuary. Bring your binoculars and have a great morning birding! Meet leader Ken Burton in the parking lot at the end of South I Street (Klopp Lake) in Arcata, rain or shine.
Web site

Spring Break Backpacking Redwood Creek 
Center Activities, HSU Campus / 9 a.m.-4 p.m. / $199 / $185 HSU Students
1 Harpst Street, Arcata
826-3357 / cntract@humboldt.edu / Web site

Exploring Leadership: River Edition
Center Activities, HSU Campus / 9 a.m.-5 p.m. / $199 / $185 HSU Students
1 Harpst Street, Arcata
826-3357 / cntract@humboldt.edu / Web site

Sit Quietly and Love Yourself
Eureka Center for Spiritual Living / 9:30-11 a.m. / $10
239 Buhne St, Eureka
310-663-9879 / david@davidsandercott.com / Web site

Pink Boots Collaboration Brew Demo
Humboldt Beer Works / 10 a.m.-4 p.m. / 21+
110 3rd Street Suite D, Eureka
442-6258 / humboldtbeerworks@gmail.com / Web site

Beer Yoga with Nora Smith
Gyppo Ale Mill / 10:30 a.m. / $15
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Let the weekend begin with an hour long, all levels, yoga practice lead by the talented Nora Smith.
986-7700 / family@gyppo.com / Web site

5k fun run
Southern Humboldt Community Park / 11 a.m. / $20 / $10 12 and under
Sprowel Creek Road, Garberville
572-9906 / nathanbaffert@sohumusd.com / Web site

Beginning Birdwatching
See Event Description / 11 a.m.-1 p.m. / Free
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499-3613 / Web site

5k fun run
Southern Humboldt Community Park / 11 a.m. / $20 / $10 12 and under
Sprowel Creek Road, Garberville
572-9906 / nathanbaffert@sohunusd.com / Web site

The Power of Pollinators - Postponed
See Event Description / 11-7 a.m. / Free
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822-0900 / jacobycreeklt@gmail.com / Web site

This Program Could Save Your Life
Humboldt County Library / noon-1 p.m. / Free
1313 Third St., Eureka
Don’t wait for an emergency to strike to find out if you are prepared or not. Taught by local experts, this series is designed to give you the tips, tricks, and skills to be safer in all aspects of your life.
269-1905 / Web site

Community Healing Clinic
Arcata Healing Arts Center / noon-5 p.m. / $30
940 9th St., Arcata
Our practitioners will be offering deep tissue massage, acupuncture, energy work, Reiki, myofascial release, shiatsu, sound healing, tarot readings, and more! Take advantage of this wonderful opportunity to try out different practitioners and healing modalities.
630-5047 / katie@vibrant-way.com / Web site

Moving Free: Opresión y el Cuerpo
Eureka Main Library / 2-3 p.m. / Free
1313 3rd Street, Eureka
Wear comfortable clothing that allows freedom of movement. Workshop presenter Laura Muñoz is a Somatics practitioner and theatre maker working with the Arcata Playhouse on the Round Story, a multimedia project on racial equity and social justice.
269-1910 / Web site

Playful Movement
Arising Holistic Center / 3-4 p.m. / Free
627 16th St., Arcata
840-6125 / arisingcommunity@gmail.com / Web site

Abraham-Hicks Group
Arising Holistic Center / 4:15-5:30 p.m. / Free
627 16th St., Arcata
840-6125 / arisingcommunity@gmail.com / Web site

Karaoke at Arts & Drafts
Arts and Drafts / 6-10 p.m. / Free / 21+
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798-6329 / Tracy@artsanddraftseureka.com / Web site

Jimmy D Jazz Quartet
Cecils New Orleans Bistro / 7-10 p.m. / Free
733 Redwood Drive, Garberville
The Jimmy D Jazz Quartet returns to Cecil’s in Garberville on Saturday, March 14 with some very special guests. Dorian May is an accomplished pianist, composer and teacher who is a master of jazz and Latin rhythms and whose groups play all over Mendocino County.
923-7007 / jimmydur@asis.com / Web site

Chamber Players of the Redwoods
Fortuna Monday Club / 7:30-9:30 p.m. / $10
610 Main St., Fortuna
725-7572 / fortunaconcert@live.com / Web site

Live from The Old Steeple
KEET-TV / 8-9 p.m. / Free
7246 Humboldt Hill Rd.,
445-0813 / kwhiteside@keet-tv.org / Web site

Jim Lahman Band
Redwood Curtain Brewing Company, Arcata / 8-11 p.m. / $None All Ages
550 South G St. #4, Arcata
Welcome back the Jim Lahman Band! They will be performing some rock, a little funk, and blues at our Arcata tasting room!
826-7222 / Web site

Buddy Reed and the Rip it Ups
The Jam / 9 p.m. / 21+
915 H St., Arcata
Low-down blues.
822-4766 / Web site

Strictly Soul Saturdays
See Event Description / 9 p.m.-1 a.m. / Free / 21+
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825-1755 / vanessa@griffinarcata.com /

Johnny Young Band
Bear River Casino Resort / 9 p.m.-1 a.m. / Free / 21+
11 Bear Paws Way, Loleta
Johnny Young Band is a rocking country band from Mendocino County! Come on down to hear them live while grabbing a drink with friends!
733-9644 / karlaramirez@bearrivercasino.com / Web site

Soulful Saturdays
The Griffin / 9 p.m.-1 a.m. / Free / 21+
None, None
Join L Boogie for Strictly Soul Saturdays - this and every 2nd Saturday of the month.
djlboogie707@gmail.com / Web site

Undercovers
Blue Lake Casino and Hotel / 9 p.m.-1 a.m. / Free / 21+
777 Casino Way, Blue Lake
Rooted on the beautiful redwood coast of Northern California, The Undercovers are a four piece group of multi-instrumentalists that formed together in 2014 with the like mind to start a different kind of cover band.
877-252-2946 / Web site

Movie Showtimes

Broadway Cinema
  • BLOODSHOT: 11:40, 12:40, 2:10, 3:25, 4:40, 6:10, 7:10, 9:40
  • CALL OF THE WILD: 12:00, 2:25, 4:50, 7:15, 9:35
  • EMMA.: 11:50, 3:10, 5:55, 8:45
  • IMPRACTICAL JOKERS: THE MOVIE: 9:00
  • INVISIBLE MAN, THE: 12:20, 3:20, 6:30, 9:15
  • I STILL BELIEVE: 1:00, 3:50, 6:40, 9:20
  • ONWARD (2D): 11:30, 2:00, 3:30, 4:30, 7:00, 8:50, 9:30
  • ONWARD (3D): 12:30, 6:20
  • SONIC THE HEDGEHOG: 11:35, 2:05, 4:25, 6:45, 9:05
  • THE HUNT: 12:10, 12:50, 2:20, 3:00, 4:35, 5:15, 6:50, 7:30, 9:10, 9:50
  • WAY BACK, THE: 1:10, 4:00, 7:05, 9:45
Mill Creek Cinema
  • BLOODSHOT: 11:40, 2:10, 4:40, 7:10, 9:40
  • CALL OF THE WILD: 12:30, 3:40, 6:30, 8:55
  • INVISIBLE MAN, THE: 12:20, 3:20, 6:10, 9:10
  • I STILL BELIEVE: 1:00, 3:50, 6:40, 9:20
  • ONWARD (2D): 11:30, 2:00, 3:30, 4:30, 7:00, 8:50, 9:30
  • ONWARD (3D): 12:30, 6:20
  • THE HUNT: 12:00, 2:20, 4:35, 6:50, 9:00
  • WAY BACK, THE: 1:10, 4:00, 6:45, 9:25
Minor Theatre
  • BIG TIME ADOLESCENCE: 9:00
  • GREED: 2:30
  • MET OPERA: DER FLIEGENDE HOLLÄNDER: 9:55
  • ONCE WERE BROTHERS: ROBBIE ROBERTSON AND THE BAND: 5:35
  • ONWARD: 3:00, 6:00, 8:30
  • PORTRAIT OF A LADY ON FIRE: 12:30, 3:35, 6:40
  • THE JESUS ROLLS: 12:00, 9:45