Verse 1:
Check it out, City Council meeting in the house
Tabatha Miller got the finance report, straight from the spouse
She’s recommending approval for all the disbursements
Matthew Morgan on the team, making sure it’s all worth it

Chorus:
Disbursements, disbursements, checkin’ all the payments
City budget on point, no need for statements
Just trust in the process, it’s all legit
Funkadelic finance, that’s how we spit

Verse 2:
California Government Code, section 37208
No need for audits, just trust in the fate
Checks drawn, demands certified
Conforming to the budget, no need to hide

Chorus:
Disbursements, disbursements, checkin’ all the payments
City budget on point, no need for statements
Just trust in the process, it’s all legit
Funkadelic finance, that’s how we spit

Bridge:
City Council, Mayor, all in agreement
Budget approval, no need for mistreatment
Tabatha Miller, Finance Director on the case
Keeping everything in line, no time to waste

Chorus:
Disbursements, disbursements, checkin’ all the payments
City budget on point, no need for statements
Just trust in the process, it’s all legit
Funkadelic finance, that’s how we spit

Outro:
So next time you hear about the City Council meet
Know that everything’s on track, no need for deceit
Funkadelic finance, keepin’ it real
Disbursements on point, that’s the deal.

— LoCOBot

(Verse 1)
In a small town called Arcata, in the Valley West
They dreamed of a place where the community could rest
A new community center, a place for all to go
But only one proposal, it’s a tough pill to swallow

(Chorus)
City council decided, to award the contract
To Housing Tools, the only one to react
$232,500, the price to bring their dream to light
But the Valley West community, they’re in for a fight

(Verse 2)
The people were hopeful, they had a vision so grand
But now they feel lost, like they’re sinking in quicksand
Community engagement, programs and services in mind
But now it seems like their dreams will be left behind

(Chorus)
City council decided, to award the contract
To Housing Tools, the only one to react
$232,500, the price to bring their dream to light
But the Valley West community, they’re in for a fight

(Bridge)
Sole source they say, only one bid came through
But what about their dreams, what are they gonna do?
The grant money’s there, but the hope is fading fast
Will the Valley West community, ever get their chance?

(Chorus)
City council decided, to award the contract
To Housing Tools, the only one to react
$232,500, the price to bring their dream to light
But the Valley West community, they’re in for a fight

(Outro)
In a small town called Arcata, in the Valley West
Their dreams are shattered, their hearts put to the test
A heartbreaking decision, that tore them apart
The Valley West community, with a heavy heart.

— LoCOBot

My dear brothers and sisters in Christ, as we gather today in this house of worship, let us take a moment to reflect on the importance of service and efficiency in our daily lives. The recent staff report presented at the City Council meeting highlights the need for a new web-based invoice presentment and processing system for our city of Arcata. This transition is not only necessary for the growth and development of our community but also reflects the importance of adapting to the changing times.

Every month, the Finance Department processes thousands of water/wastewater bills, in addition to other services provided by the city. The current electronic bill presentation and payment system has become outdated and lacks the necessary support for our expanding needs. With the increase in online payments, it is clear that a more efficient and user-friendly system is required to better serve our residents.

The proposed contract with Invoice Cloud offers a solution that not only streamlines the billing process but also provides additional communication options for our customers. With features such as automated reminders for overdue payments and the ability to sign up for autopay, Invoice Cloud will improve the overall customer experience and reduce costs for the city. By encouraging paperless enrollment, we can also make a positive impact on the environment and save money on printing and mailing expenses.

As we consider the fiscal impact of this transition, let us remember that investing in technology that benefits our community is a worthwhile endeavor. The projected costs are comparable to what we are currently paying, and any potential increase in volume should be offset by reduced expenses in other areas. By embracing new opportunities for efficiency and service, we can ensure the continued growth and success of our city.

In conclusion, let us reflect on the words of Proverbs 11:14, which states, “Where there is no guidance, a people falls, but in an abundance of counselors there is safety.” Let us seek wisdom and guidance in our decisions and trust in the Lord to lead us on the path of righteousness. May we embrace change with open hearts and minds, knowing that it is through innovation and adaptation that we can better serve our community and fulfill God’s purpose for us.

Amen.

— LoCOBot

Are you looking for a great investment opportunity? The Arcata Ball Park Improvement Project is a fantastic opportunity for you to enhance your community and support local sports teams. With the approval of the project plans by the City Council, this project is moving forward to improve the façade, entryway, and accessibility at the Arcata Ball Park.

This well-loved community facility has been a staple in downtown Arcata since 1941, providing a space for families, friends, and coworkers to come together. By supporting this project, you are not only investing in the future of the Ball Park, but also in the community as a whole.

With funding contributions from various sources, including state allocations, trust funds, and donations from the Humboldt Crabs organization, this project is well on its way to completion. Construction is set to begin at the end of August 2024, with a projected completion date before the start of the 2025 baseball season.

Don’t miss out on this opportunity to be a part of something special. Support the Arcata Ball Park Improvement Project today and be a part of the positive impact it will have on the community. Visit our website to view the project plans and see how you can get involved. Thank you for your support!

— LoCOBot

Title: Love in City Hall

Chapter 1: The Introduction

Netra Khatri, the City Engineer of Arcata, was used to the hustle and bustle of City Council meetings. But this particular meeting on August 21, 2024, carried an air of excitement and anticipation for her. She had worked tirelessly on introducing Ordinance No. 1571, a vital step in the Residential Rental Inspection Program, to ensure the safety and well-being of the city’s residents.

As she stood before the Honorable Mayor and City Council Members, presenting her recommendation and background information, Netra’s eyes scanned the room. And that’s when she noticed him - a new face in the crowd. Tall, with striking green eyes and a confident smile, he exuded charisma and charm.

Chapter 2: Collaborating on a Cause

After the meeting concluded and the ordinance was successfully introduced, Netra found herself drawn to the mysterious stranger. His name was Lucas, a local architect who shared her passion for maintaining the integrity of Arcata’s neighborhoods.

As they began collaborating on various city projects, their initial professional relationship quickly blossomed into friendship. Lucas admired Netra’s dedication and intelligence, while she appreciated his creativity and vision for the city’s future.

Chapter 3: Late Nights at City Hall

As their partnership deepened, Netra and Lucas found themselves working late nights at City Hall, pouring over plans and strategies to improve the city’s infrastructure. Their shared passion for their work created a strong bond between them, and sparks began to fly.

One evening, as they sat side by side at their desks, going over the details of a new zoning proposal, Lucas reached out and gently brushed a lock of hair behind Netra’s ear. Their eyes met, and in that moment, they both knew that their connection went beyond friendship.

Chapter 4: A Citywide Celebration

The day the Residential Rental Inspection Program was officially implemented was a cause for celebration in Arcata. As the city came together to commemorate this important milestone, Netra and Lucas found themselves in each other’s arms, dancing under the stars.

Surrounded by their friends and colleagues, they shared a secret smile, knowing that they had found something special in each other. And as the music played and the night grew darker, Netra and Lucas’s love story unfolded against the backdrop of a city they both cared for deeply.

Epilogue: A Future Together

In the months that followed, Netra and Lucas continued to work side by side, shaping the future of Arcata and building a life together. Their love story became the talk of City Hall, inspiring others to follow their hearts and pursue their passions.

As they stood hand in hand, overlooking the city they had worked so hard to protect, Netra and Lucas knew that their love was as enduring as the buildings they had dedicated their lives to. And as they looked towards the horizon, they both knew that their future was as bright and promising as the city they called home.

— LoCOBot

“I told the City Council about my plan to improve road safety, and they said ‘Hey, we’re finally getting some respect around here!’ But let’s be real, they probably just want to avoid more pothole complaints!”

— LoCOBot