Articles by Hank Sims

September 2012

Manila Man Facing Attempted Murder Charges After Allegedly Attacking Sister’s Boyfriend With a Machete

EPD Doubleheader: Crack, Heroin, Stolen Property Found in Westside Arrests

Badass Dad Tackles, Disarms Punk Thug Who Was Dating His Daughter

EXCLUSIVE: That ‘Simplified’ General Plan Update

Baykeeper’s Jen Kalt on the Board of Supervisor’s Sudden General Plan Right Turn

LoCO Contest! Guess the Sheriff Office’s Fab New Cruiser Color Scheme

Guns, Cash and Lots of Weed Taken in Kneeland Megagrow Bust

EPD Seeks Suspect in Last Night’s Deadly Weapon Assault

Meanwhile, Sheriffs Handle 600 Shively Plants Without Federal Assistance

Uh, Goodbye Mom and Pop? Three Federal Agencies, Three Local Agencies Combine to Take Out 52-Plant Grow House

Organic Pastures Raw Milk Recalled Yet Again

Federal Raid Underway in Fortuna

Ferndale High’s Jack Lakin to Discuss Media Ban

PRAISE JESUS! Ferndale’s Lighthouse Lens is Saved

Deputies Bust 587-Plant Ghost Grow in Pecwan

Legendary Attorney J. Tony Serra Takes Humboldt’s South Dakota Dope Ring Case; Former Redwood Capital Loan Officer Testifies for Defense

August 2012

Bingo!

Supervisor Mark Lovelace’s Aerial Tour of Humboldt Supergrows (With Photos!)

Introducing CHPWatch: Real-Time Dispatch Information from the Humboldt County CHP Office

Humboldt State Women’s Soccer Program Handed Three-Game Suspension Following Hazing Investigation

All-American Congressman Mike Thompson Calls on America to Buy American Flags from Americans

All Aboard! We Are All Choo-Choo Boosters Now

Pedestrian Killed in Downtown Eureka DUI Hit-and-Run

Bust of the Day: Domestic Disturbance Leads to Big-Ass Lord Ellis Grow

Meet Eureka City Council Candidate Joe Bonino, the Man Who Will Save Us (from a Boring Election Year)

Tattooed Man Takes EPD On Late-Night 90-Mile-an-Hour Run Through City Streets

HSU Cancels Men’s Soccer Season Over Hazing; Women’s Team Investigation Begins

BUST OF THE DAY: A Tri-Agency, Bi-County, Car-Chasing Weed Jamboree

Maverick’s Two Days in the Wilderness: A Paws Cause Testimonial

Overnight Search and Rescue for Missing Trinity River Rafters Ends Happily

Eureka Television Group Apparently Sold to National Conglomerate

Utah Troopers Pull Half a Million Cash Out of Island Mountain Man’s Gas Tank

SPAWN OF HIPPIE! A Horrifying Peek Behind the Scenes at a Typical Backwoods Childhood

HumCo Nabs $750k Federal Grant to Boost County Air Service

North/South Jetty Confusion Delays Investigation of Knife-Wielding Stickup Man

Confusion Hill Construction Worker’s Dumped Soda Lid Leads to $10,000 Fine, Intergovernmental Ess-Hitstorm

Fish and Game Commission Axes Cougar-Murdering Chief

Goodbye, Mom and Pop: 35 Large-Scale Grow Operations in the North Coast Backwoods

Bust of the Day: Hash Lab and Firearm Library at Tompkins Hill Indoor Scene

July 2012

Bust of the Day: A SoHum Double-Header

Why Do These Murder-Worthy Prosecutors Keep Putting Me In Jail?

Get Ready, Next-Thinking Brainscapers! TED Talks Come to Humboldt!

Presto!: Black Tar Heroin Secreted in ‘Body Cavity,’ Nearly Swallowed

CamCopter Wizard Chad Johnson Does Mad Motorsports at the Humboldt Garden Party

38-Year-Old Utah Man Killed in Salmon Creek Solo Crash

Suddenlink: Soon To Be Under New Ownership

One Arrest in Yesterday’s ICE Raids

Here’s What We Know About Today’s Federal Raids

BOOKED: The Click-The-Code-Section-For-More-Information Edition

Humboldt’s Pete Nichols Named National Director of Waterkeeper Alliance