Articles by Hank Sims

September 2012

PRAISE JESUS! Ferndale’s Lighthouse Lens is Saved

Deputies Bust 587-Plant Ghost Grow in Pecwan

Legendary Attorney J. Tony Serra Takes Humboldt’s South Dakota Dope Ring Case; Former Redwood Capital Loan Officer Testifies for Defense

August 2012

Bingo!

Supervisor Mark Lovelace’s Aerial Tour of Humboldt Supergrows (With Photos!)

Introducing CHPWatch: Real-Time Dispatch Information from the Humboldt County CHP Office

Humboldt State Women’s Soccer Program Handed Three-Game Suspension Following Hazing Investigation

All-American Congressman Mike Thompson Calls on America to Buy American Flags from Americans

All Aboard! We Are All Choo-Choo Boosters Now

Pedestrian Killed in Downtown Eureka DUI Hit-and-Run

Bust of the Day: Domestic Disturbance Leads to Big-Ass Lord Ellis Grow

Meet Eureka City Council Candidate Joe Bonino, the Man Who Will Save Us (from a Boring Election Year)

Tattooed Man Takes EPD On Late-Night 90-Mile-an-Hour Run Through City Streets

HSU Cancels Men’s Soccer Season Over Hazing; Women’s Team Investigation Begins

BUST OF THE DAY: A Tri-Agency, Bi-County, Car-Chasing Weed Jamboree

Maverick’s Two Days in the Wilderness: A Paws Cause Testimonial

Overnight Search and Rescue for Missing Trinity River Rafters Ends Happily

Eureka Television Group Apparently Sold to National Conglomerate

Utah Troopers Pull Half a Million Cash Out of Island Mountain Man’s Gas Tank

SPAWN OF HIPPIE! A Horrifying Peek Behind the Scenes at a Typical Backwoods Childhood

HumCo Nabs $750k Federal Grant to Boost County Air Service

North/South Jetty Confusion Delays Investigation of Knife-Wielding Stickup Man

Confusion Hill Construction Worker’s Dumped Soda Lid Leads to $10,000 Fine, Intergovernmental Ess-Hitstorm

Fish and Game Commission Axes Cougar-Murdering Chief

Goodbye, Mom and Pop: 35 Large-Scale Grow Operations in the North Coast Backwoods

Bust of the Day: Hash Lab and Firearm Library at Tompkins Hill Indoor Scene

July 2012

Bust of the Day: A SoHum Double-Header

Why Do These Murder-Worthy Prosecutors Keep Putting Me In Jail?

Get Ready, Next-Thinking Brainscapers! TED Talks Come to Humboldt!

Presto!: Black Tar Heroin Secreted in ‘Body Cavity,’ Nearly Swallowed

CamCopter Wizard Chad Johnson Does Mad Motorsports at the Humboldt Garden Party

38-Year-Old Utah Man Killed in Salmon Creek Solo Crash

Suddenlink: Soon To Be Under New Ownership

One Arrest in Yesterday’s ICE Raids

Here’s What We Know About Today’s Federal Raids

BOOKED: The Click-The-Code-Section-For-More-Information Edition

Humboldt’s Pete Nichols Named National Director of Waterkeeper Alliance

BOOKED: The Drunk in Public/Possession of Controlled Substance Edition

Brown Goes Bohn; Governor Appoints Rex to the BoS

Shot Fired in Eureka Bud-Jacking Sunday

Eureka School Bus Vandalism Suspectlings Located

BOOKED: Weekend Edition

Introducing! BOOKED: Your Who’s Who Guide to the Humboldt County Jail

Introducing! Humboldt Paws Cause: Pets, Lost and Found.

Update on Last Month’s Fortuna Child Molestation Case

Beaten Eureka Man Succumbs to Injuries; Homicide Investigation Underway

The U.S. Burns, but Eureka is the Most Freakishly Cold Place in the Country

Humboldt State Finds New MBA Program Chair

Early Morning Accident on Myrtle

(Smaller) Bust of the Day: Pinner Grow Op on the West Side Taken Down