Articles by Hank Sims
September 2012
EPD Doubleheader: Crack, Heroin, Stolen Property Found in Westside Arrests
Badass Dad Tackles, Disarms Punk Thug Who Was Dating His Daughter
EXCLUSIVE: That ‘Simplified’ General Plan Update
Baykeeper’s Jen Kalt on the Board of Supervisor’s Sudden General Plan Right Turn
LoCO Contest! Guess the Sheriff Office’s Fab New Cruiser Color Scheme
Guns, Cash and Lots of Weed Taken in Kneeland Megagrow Bust
EPD Seeks Suspect in Last Night’s Deadly Weapon Assault
Meanwhile, Sheriffs Handle 600 Shively Plants Without Federal Assistance
Organic Pastures Raw Milk Recalled Yet Again
Federal Raid Underway in Fortuna
Ferndale High’s Jack Lakin to Discuss Media Ban
PRAISE JESUS! Ferndale’s Lighthouse Lens is Saved
Deputies Bust 587-Plant Ghost Grow in Pecwan
August 2012
Supervisor Mark Lovelace’s Aerial Tour of Humboldt Supergrows (With Photos!)
Introducing CHPWatch: Real-Time Dispatch Information from the Humboldt County CHP Office
Humboldt State Women’s Soccer Program Handed Three-Game Suspension Following Hazing Investigation
All-American Congressman Mike Thompson Calls on America to Buy American Flags from Americans
All Aboard! We Are All Choo-Choo Boosters Now
Pedestrian Killed in Downtown Eureka DUI Hit-and-Run
Bust of the Day: Domestic Disturbance Leads to Big-Ass Lord Ellis Grow
Tattooed Man Takes EPD On Late-Night 90-Mile-an-Hour Run Through City Streets
HSU Cancels Men’s Soccer Season Over Hazing; Women’s Team Investigation Begins
BUST OF THE DAY: A Tri-Agency, Bi-County, Car-Chasing Weed Jamboree
Maverick’s Two Days in the Wilderness: A Paws Cause Testimonial
Overnight Search and Rescue for Missing Trinity River Rafters Ends Happily
Eureka Television Group Apparently Sold to National Conglomerate
Utah Troopers Pull Half a Million Cash Out of Island Mountain Man’s Gas Tank
SPAWN OF HIPPIE! A Horrifying Peek Behind the Scenes at a Typical Backwoods Childhood
HumCo Nabs $750k Federal Grant to Boost County Air Service
North/South Jetty Confusion Delays Investigation of Knife-Wielding Stickup Man
Fish and Game Commission Axes Cougar-Murdering Chief
Goodbye, Mom and Pop: 35 Large-Scale Grow Operations in the North Coast Backwoods
Bust of the Day: Hash Lab and Firearm Library at Tompkins Hill Indoor Scene
July 2012
Bust of the Day: A SoHum Double-Header
Why Do These Murder-Worthy Prosecutors Keep Putting Me In Jail?
Get Ready, Next-Thinking Brainscapers! TED Talks Come to Humboldt!
Presto!: Black Tar Heroin Secreted in ‘Body Cavity,’ Nearly Swallowed
CamCopter Wizard Chad Johnson Does Mad Motorsports at the Humboldt Garden Party
38-Year-Old Utah Man Killed in Salmon Creek Solo Crash
Suddenlink: Soon To Be Under New Ownership
One Arrest in Yesterday’s ICE Raids
Here’s What We Know About Today’s Federal Raids
BOOKED: The Click-The-Code-Section-For-More-Information Edition
Humboldt’s Pete Nichols Named National Director of Waterkeeper Alliance