SATURDAY LOWDOWN: 2018 Mr. Humboldt Pageant in Acrata

Here come the bulges. The Mr. Humboldt Pageant returns to the Arcata Theatre Lounge Saturday night with its fifth edition featuring traditional pageant segments such as Q&A, swimwear, talent and formal wear.

Events

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Eureka Waterfront Trail Celebration
Wharfinger Building / 4-7 p.m. / Free
Did you know that the construction of our waterfront trail is now complete? Yep, that’s the case. (In case you didn’t know, it’s 6.3 miles from one end to the other.) So, since it’s done (short of adding some amenities), let’s celebrate!
441-4206 / rpraszker@ci.eureka.ca.gov / Web site / View Comments

A River’s Last Chance: Documentary Film Eel River
Lost Coast Brewery / 5-9 p.m.
Humboldt Steelhead Days will be screening “A River’s Last Chance: A Story of Salmon, Timber, Weed and Wine along California’s Mighty Eel River,” by former Humboldt State University student and the director of storytelling for Pacific Rivers, Shane Anderson.
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NPA Elegant French Dinner 2018
Sequoia Conference Center / 5:30-9:30 p.m.
NPA’s 16th annual benefit for NPA international travel scholarships. The Elegant French Dinner includes a four course meal & dessert, no-host wine/beer bar, digital presentations of recent student travel and musical entertainment.
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2019 Mr. Humboldt Pageant
Arcata Theatre Lounge / 7 p.m.
“The Mr. Humboldt Pageant is back and ready to rock your socks (or or other garments) off! Now in its fifth year, this 18+ charity spoof pageant is VERY DUMB and feature hunks of all shapes and sizes competing in multiple rounds of familiar fun.”
822-1220 / Web site / View Comments

Huayllipacha
Fortuna Monday Club / 7:30 p.m. / $10
Returning to the Fortuna Concert Series stage we are pleased to present Huayllipacha. Playing a blend of traditional and contemporary music from their homeland are Peruvian brothers Fredy, David and Juan Salazar-Quispe.
725-7572 / fortunaconcert@live.com / Web site / View Comments

Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?
Arcata Playhouse / 8 p.m. / $16 / $10 Jan. 25 preview / $14 students/seniors
A modern tragicomedy by the late Edward Albee, Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf? is an unforgettable night with the most toxic marriage ever imagined.
822-1575 / Web site / View Comments

11th Annual Samba na Chuva Carnaval Party
Six Rivers Brewery / 8 p.m. / $10 / 21+
Featuring live performances by samba dancers, samba percussion, and Humboldt Capoiera. Dance your booty off to music from our special guests opening up the night, The Undercovers.
839-7580 / Web site / View Comments

King Lear
North Coast Repertory Theatre / 8-11 p.m. / $16 / $14 Students/Seniors
Tired of ruling, King Lear divides his empire among his daughters, setting the stage for an epic tale of unchecked ambition, deceit, war and madness. Filled with stunning imagery, subtle word play, and heart-wrenching moments, King Lear is regularly ranked by scholars as one of Shakespeare’s finest
442-6278 / northcoastrepertory@gmail.com / Web site / View Comments

(SOLD OUT) Moscow Festival Ballet Cinderella
Arkley Center For The Performing Arts / 8 p.m.
Founded by the esteemed principal dancer of the Bolshoi Ballet, Sergei Radchenko, this jubilant ensemble of over 30 dancers brings together the highest classical elements of the great Russian ballet companies.
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Club Triangle’s: What’s Your Sign? An Astrological Fantasy
The Jam / 9 p.m.-2 a.m. / $5 / 21+
Dress up, inspired by your astrological sign, and get ready for an out of this world cabaret featuring Club Triangle performers and galactic dance party with DJ Joe-E. (aka Sakkanikles) and DJ Anya.
822-4766 / Web site / View Comments

Sunrise Vinyasa Flow
Om Shala Yoga / 7-8:15 a.m.
825-9642 / info@omshalayoga.com / Web site / View Comments

“How Will I Know?”
Adult Day Health and Alzheimer’s Services / 9 a.m.-2 p.m.
The Redwood Caregiver Resource Center in partnership with Adult Day Health and Alzheimer’s Services present “How Will I Know?”, facilitated by Alexis Glidewell, LCSW.
800-834-1636 / mxm@redwoodcrc.org / Web site / View Comments

First Aid Adult and Child CPR
Center Activities, HSU Campus / 9 a.m.-2 p.m. / $90 / $75 HSU Students
826-3357 / cntract@humboldt.edu / Web site / View Comments

Summer Farm Shares Available for Purchase
Bayside Park Farm & Garden / 9 a.m.-5 p.m. / $450
It’s not too soon to think about securing your Summer Farm Share.
822-7091 / rec@cityofarcata.org / Web site / View Comments

Redwood Writing Project Events
See Event Description / 9 a.m.-noon / $200 / $200 for all 6 sessions / $45 per session / 18+
826-5109 / rwp@humboldt.edu / Web site / View Comments

Introduction to Olympic Weightlifting
HSU Student Recreation Center / 9 a.m.-noon / $18 / $10 HSU Students
826-4197 / src@humboldt.edu / Web site / View Comments

Dune Ecosystem Restoration
Humboldt Coastal Nature Center / 9:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. / Free
444-1397 / info@friendsofthedunes.org / Web site / View Comments

Dune Ecosystem Restoration
Humboldt Coastal Nature Center / 9:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. / Free
Help restore the dune ecosystem on the Friends of the Dunes property. Volunteers will be removing invasive plants to make room for native plant diversity.
444-1397 / info@friendsofthedunes.org / Web site / View Comments

Arcata Plaza Winter Farmers’ Market
Arcata Plaza / 10 a.m.-2 p.m. / Free
“The growing season may be winding down but the bounty of the North Coast doesn’t end with Fall. The Arcata Plaza farmers’ market continues all winter long.”
441-9999 / laura@humfarm.org / Web site / View Comments

All Seasons Orchestra Auditions
D Street Neighborhood Center / 10 a.m.-noon / $25 / $30 non-resident
The Arcata Recreation Division and the All Seasons Orchestra invites you to get involved with this community orchestra.
822-7091 / rec@cityofarcata.org / Web site / View Comments

Rose Pruning Class
Humboldt Botanical Garden / 10 a.m.-noon
Please join Richard and Paula Grabowski from the Rose Society for our annual rose pruning class.
442-5139 / ashleymobley@hbgf.org / Web site / View Comments

Salt River Tree Planting
Humboldt County Fairgrounds / 10 a.m.-2 p.m. / Free
Join the Watershed Stewards Program (WSP), the Humboldt County Resource Conservation District (HCRCD), and the Bear River Tribe for a day of planting cottonwood and willow trees along a portion of the Salt River in Ferndale.
916-956-0127 / Ellen.Hensel@wildlife.ca.gov / Web site / View Comments

Qi Gong
Center Activities, HSU Campus / 11 a.m.-noon / $50 / $45 HSU Students
826-3357 / cntract@humboldt.edu / Web site / View Comments

5th Annual Fruit Tree and Scion Exchange
Bayside Community Hall / 11 a.m.-3 p.m. / Free
The Humboldt Permaculture Guild invites the community to the 5th annual Fruit Tree and Scion Exchange.
672-3102 / fogwoodworking@gmail.com / Web site / View Comments

Put a Ring on It! Jewelery Extravaganza!
SCRAP Humboldt / noon-5 p.m.
Scoop up some fancy new-to-you baubles for yourself or a loved one! Each purchase comes with a gift box!
633-8349 / director@scraphumboldt.org / Web site / View Comments

Humboldt Marble Weekend
Redwood Acres Fairgrounds / noon-6 p.m. / Free
Marble makers from around the country will here in Humboldt for three days of marble displays, sales, demonstrations, and hunts.
copiousglass@gmail.com / Web site / View Comments

Blended Learning First Aid/Adult and Child CPR/AED
Center Activities, HSU Campus / 2-3 p.m. / $90 / $75 HSU Students
Learn to care for breathing and cardiac emergencies for adults and children. Includes the use of Automated External Defibrillators (AED) and how to deal with sudden illnesses, wounds, and injuries to muscles, bones, and joints.
826-3357 / cntract@humboldt.edu / Web site / View Comments

I, Tonya
The Miniplex at Richards’ Goat Tavern / 3:30-5:30 p.m. / $8 / $5 online advance tix (matinee) / $7 online advance tix / $6.50 matinee
“I, Tonya” is the darkly comedic tale of American figure skater Tonya Harding (Margot Robbie) and one of the most sensational scandals in sports history.
630-5000 / info@miniplexevents.com / Web site / View Comments

Hearts Together Auction
Humboldt Unitarian Universalist Fellowship / 4-8 p.m. / $10 / $5 Kids 12-16
A festive evening of Valentine fun. Chance to bid on dinners, parties, outings, fabulous goods and services, original art, quilts, and much more.
822-3793 / office@huuf.org / Web site / View Comments

Story Time Takeover
Mad River Brewery Tasting Room / 6 p.m.-10:30 a.m. / Free
668-4151 / music@madriverbrewing.com / Web site / View Comments

Paint Night Out: The Art of Painting & Drinking
See Event Description / 6-8 p.m. / $39 / 18+
362-9933 / kellymyers_00@yahoo.com / Web site / View Comments

I, Tonya
The Miniplex at Richards’ Goat Tavern / 6-8 p.m. / $8 / $5 online advance tix (matinee) / $7 online advance tix / $6.50 matinee
“I, Tonya” is the darkly comedic tale of American figure skater Tonya Harding (Margot Robbie) and one of the most sensational scandals in sports history.
630-5000 / info@miniplexevents.com / Web site / View Comments

Humboldt Juggling Society Fundraiser Show
Synapsis Nova / 7-8:30 p.m. / $15 / Free 5 and under / $5 Ages 6-10
The 18th Annual Humboldt Juggling Festival Fundraiser show features inspiring new local talent. Come start your weekend off with a bang with our show “Tossed!”
415-283-6678 / Humboldtjugglingsociety@gmail.com / Web site / View Comments

Frisky Brisket
Calico’s Cafe / 7 p.m.
Violin guitar duo.
923-2253 / View Comments

Good Co.
Crescent Elk Auditorium / 7:30-9:30 p.m. / $18 / $12 Students / $15 Transitional-Aged Youth / $15 Seniors
The U.S.’s first live electro-swing band, Good Co. is a six-piece group offering a fusion of swing music reminiscent of underground speakeasies balanced with electronic dance music of today.
464-1336 / dnaca@harborside.com / Web site / View Comments

Kenny Bowling
The Siren’s Song Tavern / 8 p.m.-1 a.m. / Free / 21+
Delta blues.
442-8778 / thesirenssongtavern@gmail.com / Web site / View Comments

I, Tonya
The Miniplex at Richards’ Goat Tavern / 8:30-10:30 p.m. / $8 / $5 online advance tix (matinee) / $7 online advance tix / $6.50 matinee
“I, Tonya” is the darkly comedic tale of American figure skater Tonya Harding (Margot Robbie) and one of the most sensational scandals in sports history.
630-5000 / info@miniplexevents.com / Web site / View Comments

Karaoke w/ Chris Clay
RJ Grin’s Lounge / 9 p.m.-1:30 a.m. / Free / 21+
445-0844 / cleo.nice@redlion.com / View Comments

Blue Rhythm Revue
Blue Lake Casino and Hotel / 9 p.m.-1 a.m. / Free / 21+
Blues/rock.
877-252-2946 / info@bluelakecasino.com / Web site / View Comments

Karaoke
Little Red Lion / 9 p.m. / 21+
How could this be a bad idea?
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DJs
Sidelines / 10 p.m. / 21+
Plaza ass shaking.
822-0919 / View Comments

DJs
Toby and Jacks / 10 p.m. / 21+
More Plaza ass shaking.
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Movie Showtimes

Broadway Cinema
  • 12 STRONG: 3:20, 9:20, 9:20
  • 15:17 TO PARIS: 12:00, 2:25, 2:25, 4:50, 4:50, 7:15, 7:15, 9:35, 9:35
  • CALL ME BY YOUR NAME: 12:20, 12:20, 6:25, 6:25
  • FIFTY SHADES FREED: 12:45, 12:45, 3:15, 5:45, 5:45, 7:00, 8:15, 8:15, 9:30, 9:30
  • GREATEST SHOWMAN, THE: 12:50, 12:50, 3:25, 6:05, 6:05, 8:35, 8:35
  • HOSTILES: 11:40, 11:40, 2:45, 5:45, 5:45, 8:45, 8:45
  • I, TONYA: 3:35, 9:00, 9:00
  • JUMANJI: WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE 2D: 12:40, 12:40, 3:30, 6:20, 6:20, 9:10
  • MAZE RUNNER: THE DEATH CURE: 11:55, 3:00, 6:10, 9:15, 9:15
  • PETER RABBIT: 11:45, 12:35, 12:35, 2:10, 3:05, 3:05, 4:35, 4:35, 5:35, 8:00, 8:00
  • SHAPE OF WATER: 11:45, 11:45, 2:40, 5:35, 5:35, 8:30
  • THREE BILLBOARDS OUTSIDE EBBING, MISSOURI: 12:55, 6:15
  • WINCHESTER: THE HOUSE THAT GHOSTS BUILT: 1:55, 1:55, 4:25, 6:55, 6:55, 9:25, 9:25
Mill Creek Cinema
  • 15:17 TO PARIS: 12:00, 2:20, 4:45, 7:10, 9:35
  • CALL ME BY YOUR NAME: 3:35, 9:15
  • FIFTY SHADES FREED: 1:55, 4:25, 6:55, 9:25
  • HOSTILES: 11:45, 2:45, 2:45, 5:45, 8:45, 8:45
  • I, TONYA: 12:50, 12:50, 6:30, 6:30
  • JUMANJI: WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE 2D: 12:30, 3:25, 3:25, 6:20, 9:10, 9:10
  • MAZE RUNNER: THE DEATH CURE: 11:55, 11:55, 3:00, 6:05, 9:05, 9:05
  • PETER RABBIT: 12:45, 12:45, 3:10, 3:10, 5:35, 5:35, 8:00
  • SHAPE OF WATER: 12:40, 6:10, 6:10
  • THREE BILLBOARDS OUTSIDE EBBING, MISSOURI: 3:30, 9:00, 9:00
Minor Theatre
  • CALL ME BY YOUR NAME: 1:30, 8:00
  • DARKEST HOUR: 5:00
  • MET OPERA: L’ELISIR D’AMORE LIVE: 8:00, 8:55
  • PHANTOM THREAD: 1:00, 4:15, 7:30
  • THE SHAPE OF WATER: 2:00, 5:30, 8:30