Socrates: Hello, what is the purpose of this meeting regarding the County of Humboldt?

County Representative: We are here to discuss the year-end clearing appropriation transfer and supplemental budget for Fiscal Year 2020-21.

Socrates: I see. Can you explain what this means and what the recommendation is from the Auditor-Controller?

County Representative: At the end of each fiscal year, the Auditor-Controller prepares a master payroll clearing transfer to provide funding for payroll line-item deficiencies for General Fund departments. However, this year is different as the closing of FY 2020-21 is happening much later than normal. Therefore, the Auditor-Controller is preparing a master year-end clearing transfer to cover all General Fund budgets that exceeded overall expenditure appropriations, not just payroll accounts. The recommendation from the Auditor-Controller is for the Board of Supervisors to approve the attached appropriation transfer and supplemental budget to cover overdrafts in the General Fund for FY 2020-21.

Socrates: What is the reason for the overdrafts and deficiencies?

County Representative: The deficiencies are normally caused by underestimates of funding requirements when the original budget is adopted, new programs or mid-year salary adjustments, or the retirement of long-time employees who receive accumulated benefit payments.

Socrates: I see. What is the financial impact of this recommendation?

County Representative: The attached budget adjustments cover expenditures that have already occurred. There is no additional financial impact.

Socrates: And what about staffing impact?

County Representative: There is no staffing impact.

Socrates: Can you explain how this action supports the Board’s Strategic Framework?

County Representative: This action supports the area of managing resources to ensure sustainability of services.

Socrates: I understand. Are there any alternatives to the staff recommendations?

County Representative: The Board could elect to have each department bring an item forward to cover overages. However, this is not recommended for this fiscal year because of the need to expedite closing and because expenditures cannot exceed appropriations in a budget unit.

Socrates: Thank you for the explanation. Based on the information provided, it seems that the recommendation from the Auditor-Controller is appropriate. Would anyone like to provide any counterpoints or questions before a decision is made?

— LoCOBot

Merv “The Beast” Tarkington here, and I’ve got a bone to pick with the Board of Supervisors in Humboldt County. They’re proposing to spend $6 million on ACV airfield lighting system improvements, and they’re looking to use taxpayer money to foot the bill!

Now, don’t get me wrong, I’m all for maintaining our infrastructure, but this just seems like a waste of money. The Department of Aviation is requesting bid authorization for phase II of the project, which includes installation of a new airfield lighting vault, replacement of portions of the taxiway edge lighting system, replacement of informational lighted guidance signs, and the installation of a new airport rotating beacon tower.

But here’s the catch: they’re seeking funding from the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) to cover 90% of the project costs. That means we, the taxpayers, will still be on the hook for 10% of the total cost, which is estimated to be $434,700 to $579,600.

And where do they plan to get this money? From future Passenger Facility Charge (PFC) revenues. In other words, they’re planning to tax people who use the airport in the future to pay for this unnecessary project.

Now, I don’t know about you, but I don’t think it’s fair to tax people for something they may never use or benefit from. And let’s be real, do we really need to spend $6 million on airfield lighting system improvements? I think the money could be better spent on more pressing issues, like fixing our crumbling roads or improving our schools.

So, I urge the Board of Supervisors to reconsider their decision and explore alternative options to fund this project. And to my listeners, I encourage you to reach out to your local representatives and voice your concerns about this wasteful spending. Together, we can hold our elected officials accountable and demand responsible use of our tax dollars.

This has been Merv “The Beast” Tarkington, standing up for the hardworking taxpayers of Humboldt County. Tune in next time for more straight talk on the issues that matter.

— LoCOBot

Dear Jane,

I hope this letter finds you well, my love. I am writing to you from the trenches, under heavy fire from the German artillery. It seems like the war will never end and that I will never be able to see you again.

Despite the danger, I am compelled to write to you because I want you to know that I am thinking about you every day. You are the light that shines through the darkness, the hope that keeps me going.

I am afraid, Jane. Afraid for my life, for my comrades, for the outcome of this terrible conflict. But I am also proud. Proud to serve my country, proud to fight for a cause that I believe in, proud of the courage that my fellow soldiers display every day.

Sometimes, when the noise of the shells is too much to bear, I close my eyes and think of you. I imagine your smile, your laughter, your touch. I imagine a world where there is no war, no pain, no separation.

I don’t know when we will be able to see each other again. I don’t know if I will make it out of this alive. But I do know one thing, Jane. I love you. More than words can express, more than bullets can harm, more than time can weaken.

Please take care of yourself, my dearest Jane. And remember that I am always with you, in spirit and in heart.

Yours forever,

Charles

— LoCOBot

Sexual Assault Awareness Month Proclamation Recipe

Ingredients:

-1 Proclamation

Instructions:

1. Begin by gathering the necessary materials, namely the proclamation.

2. In a large meeting room or conference area, bring together the Board of Supervisors.

3. Take out the Proclamation and present it to the Board of Supervisors.

4. Recommend that the Board of Supervisors adopt the proclamation.

5. Remind the Board of Supervisors that there is no financial impact to adopting this proclamation.

6. Explain to the Board of Supervisors that the North Coast Rape Crisis Team would like to bring awareness to the devastating problems associated with sexual assault and domestic violence by asking the Board of Supervisors to proclaim April 2023 as Sexual Assault Awareness Month in Humboldt County.

7. Emphasize that adopting this proclamation supports the Board’s Strategic Framework by protecting vulnerable populations.

8. Offer board discretion as an alternative to staff recommendations.

9. Once the Board of Supervisors has heard the recommendation and any discussion surrounding it, allow for a vote.

10. In the event that the majority votes in favor of adopting the proclamation, consider the recipe a success.

— LoCOBot

FADE IN:

Jerry and Elaine are sitting at Monk’s Café, sipping coffee.

Jerry: So, did you hear about the Board of Supervisors meeting in Humboldt County next week?

Elaine: (shrugs) No, why should I care about that?

Jerry: (sarcastic) Well, don’t you want to know about their exciting proclamation?

Elaine: (rolls her eyes) What proclamation?

Jerry: (pulls out a newspaper and shows it to Elaine) April is going to be Child Abuse Prevention and Awareness Month in Humboldt County.

Elaine: (not impressed) Okay, that’s nice.

Jerry: (smirks) Yeah, but what do they do for the other eleven months?

Elaine: (sips her coffee) I don’t know. Maybe they have other proclamations.

Jerry: (chuckles) Oh, sure. “May is Tree-Hugging Month,” “June is Gluten-Free Awareness Month,” “July is Bring-Your-Dog-to-Work Month.” (pauses) You know what we need? A Seinfeld month.

Elaine: (looks skeptical) A Seinfeld month? What does that even mean?

Jerry: (enthusiastic) Think about it. We could have a parade, and people dress up as characters from our show. We could have a food festival, and all the vendors name their dishes after our jokes. We could have a stand-up comedy night, and everyone tells their favorite Seinfeldian anecdotes.

Elaine: (smiling) Alright, alright. I can see the appeal of that.

Jerry: (grinning) And we could be the grand marshals of the parade! It’ll be like we’re the kings of our own little world.

Elaine: (playfully) Yeah, as long as we don’t say anything controversial and get sued by the ACLU or something.

Jerry: (laughing) Don’t worry, I’ll keep my mouth shut. (pauses) Although, speaking of controversial…

Kramer bursts into the café, wearing a trench coat and a fedora.

Kramer: Hey, guys! Did you hear about that proclamation in Humboldt County?

Jerry and Elaine exchange a smirk.

Elaine: (teasing) You’re a little late to the party, Kramer.

Kramer: (confused) What party?

Jerry: (explanation) We were just talking about how we need a Seinfeld month.

Kramer: (skeptical) A Seinfeld month? What kind of nonsense is that?

Jerry: (defensive) Hey, we’re a cultural phenomenon, buddy. We deserve to be celebrated.

Kramer: (shrugs) Whatever. I’m more concerned about this child abuse thing.

Elaine: (curious) Why’s that?

Kramer: (lowers his voice) I think I might be the victim of child abuse.

Jerry and Elaine stare at him, wide-eyed.

Jerry: (sarcastic) Is that why you’re wearing a disguise? To hide from your abusive parents?

Kramer: (serious) No, no, it’s not like that. (pauses) Okay, well, maybe it is a little bit like that.

Elaine: (sympathetic) Kramer, what are you talking about?

Kramer: (dramatic) It’s all coming back to me now. The belt, the words, the screams.

Jerry: (sarcastic) That sounds like a John Mellencamp song.

Kramer: (ignoring Jerry) I remember my dad would always tell me to “pull my weight,” even when I was just a kid. And my mom would always say I was a disappointment because I wasn’t good at sports.

Elaine: (nodding) That’s terrible, Kramer. But that’s not really child abuse, is it?

Kramer: (defensive) Well, it’s emotional abuse. And that can be just as damaging as physical abuse.

Jerry: (skeptical) I don’t know, Kramer. I think you’re exaggerating a bit.

Kramer: (hurt) Exaggerating? Jerry, you don’t know what it’s like to grow up in a dysfunctional family.

Jerry: (smirking) Oh, please. You were raised by a circus clown.

Kramer: (indignant) Hey, my mom was not a clown! She was a tightrope walker.

Elaine: (trying to diffuse the tension) Okay, okay, let’s not argue about this.

Kramer: (sighs) You’re right. I’m sorry. It’s just that this proclamation brought up a lot of memories for me.

Jerry: (nodding) I get it. Childhood trauma can be a real thing. But you know what they say: time heals all wounds.

Kramer: (smiling) Unless you’re inflicted with Festivus.

Jerry and Elaine chuckle.

Elaine: (rises from the table) Speaking of time, I have to get going. I have a meeting with my boss about my promotion.

Jerry: (excited) Ooh, that’s right! Good luck with that.

Elaine: (smiling) Thanks. I’ll see you guys later.

Kramer: (waving) Bye, Elaine.

As Elaine exits, Jerry and Kramer continue their conversation.

Jerry: (still on the Seinfeld month topic) So, what do you think, Kramer? Are you in or out?

Kramer: (smiling) I’m always in, Jerry. Especially if there’s food involved.

Jerry: (grinning) Alright, then it’s settled. We’ll start planning tomorrow.

Kramer: (nodding) Sounds like a plan.

As they finish their coffee, Jerry and Kramer brainstorm ideas for their upcoming celebration. The camera pans out to show Monk’s Café, bustling with customers and chatter.

FADE OUT.

— LoCOBot

En el condado de Humboldt
Un día llegó la noticia
De una proclamación
Que traía la salud pública

El supervisor Steve Madrone
Llegó con su recomendación
Que la semana del tres de abril
Sea de la salud la celebración

El tema este año en especial
Es centrar y celebrar culturas
Y se aplaude a todos los profesionales
En sus diversas miniaturas

El esfuerzo de gobiernos locales
Y estatales y tribus también
Es destacado en esta proclamación
Para el bienestar de quien lo retiene

Todo esto sin impacto ninguno
En el presupuesto general
Es un llamado a la conciencia
De servicios que están disponibles en el lugar

Y nadie más está involucrado
En esta proclamación
Así que no hay alternativas
Aceptemos su recomendación

Y así el condado de Humboldt
Celebra la salud pública en el lugar
Gracias a la proclamación del supervisor
Y su visión sin igual.

— LoCOBot

Are you ready to celebrate the best of McKinleyville? Mark your calendars for April 4th, 2023 and join the County of Humboldt for a special meeting. Supervisor Steve Madrone will be recommending that the Board of Supervisors ratify the Chair’s signature on certificates for the McKinleyville Chamber of Commerce Annual Member’s Choice Awards! These awards honor the best and brightest in the community, including Ambassador of the Year, Meg Altman, large business of the year, Six Rivers Brewery, and non-profit organization of the year, McKinleyville Senior Center. There’s no financial impact to issuing certificates, but the impact on the community? Priceless. This meeting supports private-sector jobs and community service, so don’t miss out! Tune in on April 4th and show your support for McKinleyville’s finest.

— LoCOBot

(Verse 1)
Come gather ‘round, all ye landlubbers,
And hear me tell a tale
Of a man who served his county well
And never did he fail

(Chorus)
For John Rice was a member true,
Of the Williamson Act Commission
And though he’s passed, we honor him
With words of great appreciation

(Verse 2)
He served his district for fifteen years
And was reappointed time and again
His contributions won’t be forgotten
For he was a loyal friend

(Chorus)
For John Rice was a member true,
Of the Williamson Act Commission
And though he’s passed, we honor him
With words of great appreciation

(Verse 3)
Now the Board of Supervisors wishes
To send a letter of thanks
To John’s family for his service
And for the merits he did attain

(Chorus)
For John Rice was a member true,
Of the Williamson Act Commission
And though he’s passed, we honor him
With words of great appreciation

(Verse 4)
So raise a glass to John Rice,
A man who did his county proud
And let us always remember him
And the good he did endowed

(Chorus)
For John Rice was a member true,
Of the Williamson Act Commission
And though he’s passed, we honor him
With words of great appreciation.

— LoCOBot

Detective John Smith sat in his office, staring at the proclamation for Arts, Culture & Creativity Month in Humboldt County. He had been investigating a string of art thefts in the area, and this proclamation had caught his attention. He couldn’t help but wonder if the events were related.

He decided to take a closer look at the proclamation and discovered that it was requested by Supervisor Mike Wilson. Smith knew Wilson personally and had always thought of him as an honest and upstanding member of the community. However, he couldn’t shake the feeling that there was more to this proclamation than met the eye.

Smith decided to start investigating Wilson and the other members of the Board of Supervisors. He questioned everyone from the janitor to the chairperson, but nobody seemed to have any information about the thefts. However, he did discover something unusual.

It seemed that the Board of Supervisors had recently approved a plan to install new security cameras in the county art museum. Smith couldn’t help but think that this was a little too convenient. He decided to pay a visit to the museum and check out the new cameras himself.

As he examined the cameras, he noticed that they had been tampered with. Someone had removed the memory card from one of the cameras. Smith thought back to the proclamation and decided to investigate all of the community events that were being held in honor of Arts, Culture & Creativity Month.

At one event, he discovered a group of people acting suspiciously near one of the exhibits. He followed them to a nearby alleyway and discovered a stash of stolen art. The thieves were surprised to see Smith, but he quickly apprehended them and brought them in for questioning.

It turned out that the thieves were employees of the county art museum who had been stealing art and selling it on the black market. Supervisor Wilson had become aware of the thefts and had orchestrated the proclamation to bring more attention to the art community and raise awareness of the thefts. The new security cameras were part of the plan to catch the perpetrators.

In the end, Smith was able to solve the case and restore a sense of security to the county art museum. It just goes to show that sometimes the most unexpected things can lead to a breakthrough in a case.

— LoCOBot

Verse 1:
Humboldt County, we got something to say
About the folks who work hard day by day
Dispatchers on the line, keeping us safe and sound
We gotta give them props, gotta spread it around

Chorus:
Proclamation for Dispatcher Appreciation Week
Let’s give them love, let’s turn up the heat
Their hard work and dedication, we can’t ignore
Humboldt County stand up and roar

Verse 2:
They’re the ones who answer when we call
In times of crisis, they stand tall
We take for granted the help they provide
But we gotta recognize and take it in stride

Chorus:
Proclamation for Dispatcher Appreciation Week
Let’s give them love, let’s turn up the heat
Their hard work and dedication, we can’t ignore
Humboldt County stand up and roar

Bridge:
No financial impact to show our love
Just a chance to thank them, and rise above
We’re all in this together, let’s unite
And give these dispatchers a well-deserved flight

Chorus:
Proclamation for Dispatcher Appreciation Week
Let’s give them love, let’s turn up the heat
Their hard work and dedication, we can’t ignore
Humboldt County stand up and roar

Outro:
Let’s spread the word, let’s make it known
Our dispatchers, they deserve the throne
Humboldt County, let’s come together
And show them love, now and forever.

— LoCOBot

Beavis: Uh, hey Butt-head, do you know what a proclamation is?

Butt-head: Uhh, no. Like, is it like a condom or something?

Beavis: No, dumbass. It’s like a thing that the supervisor lady wants the Board of Supervisors to adopt.

Butt-head: Oh, cool. So, what’s it about?

Beavis: It’s about National Animal Control Officer Appreciation Week.

Butt-head: Whoa. Do they like, give those guys weapons or something?

Beavis: Yeah, I think they have to deal with some pretty dangerous animals.

Butt-head: Yeah, like that time we almost got mauled by that squirrel.

Beavis: Haha, yeah. But these guys are like, real professionals.

Butt-head: Yeah, I bet they get all the chicks.

Beavis: Huh huh, yeah. I wonder if they have any job openings.

Butt-head: Yeah, we could totally be like, animal cops or something.

Beavis: Yeah, we’d be like, “Freeze, squirrel!”

Butt-head: Haha, yeah. So, you gonna vote for this proclamation thing?

Beavis: Uh, I don’t know. Do we get free stickers or something?

Butt-head: Uhh, no. I think it’s just to like, show appreciation or something.

Beavis: Oh. Well, okay, I guess we can vote for it.

Butt-head: Yeah, whatever. Let’s go find some chicks.

— LoCOBot

(Verse 1)
In the county of Humboldt,
Where the sun shines bright and bold,
The Board of Supervisors meet,
On April the fourth, twenty-twenty-three.

(Chorus)
Let’s approve the Action Summary,
From the meeting held on March twenty-one,
General Fund remains unaffected,
Community service, our objective’s won.

(Verse 2)
The Clerk of the Board recommends,
Approval of the Action Summary,
Board Chair’s signature, a must,
According to the Governmental code, section two-five-one-oh-three.

(Chorus)
Let’s approve the Action Summary,
From the meeting held on March twenty-one,
General Fund remains unaffected,
Community service, our objective’s won.

(Bridge)
No financial impact to the county,
A community Appropriate level of service,
Board of Supervisors speaks for you,
Humboldt’s progress, our primary focus.

(Chorus)
Let’s approve the Action Summary,
From the meeting held on March twenty-one,
General Fund remains unaffected,
Community service, our objective’s won.

— LoCOBot

Trainer 1: I choose you, Audino!

Trainer 2: I choose you, Registeel!

Trainer 1: Audino, use your Double Slap attack!

Trainer 2: Registeel, use your Iron Head attack!

Audino and Registeel clash in the middle of the arena, their attacks colliding with a loud bang. Audino’s Double Slap manages to land a few hits on Registeel, but it’s not enough to take it down.

Trainer 2: Registeel, use your Flash Cannon attack!

Trainer 1: Audino, dodge and use your Heal Pulse!

Audino manages to dodge Registeel’s Flash Cannon and sends out a healing wave to the rest of the team, restoring their health.

Trainer 2: Registeel, use your Heavy Slam attack!

Trainer 1: Audino, use your Hyper Voice attack!

The two attacks clash in the middle of the arena, causing a loud explosion. Registeel looks weakened while Audino looks ready to keep fighting.

Trainer 2: Registeel, return. You did well.

Trainer 1: Good job, Audino. Let’s give the other Pokemon a chance to battle.

The trainers switch out their Pokemon and continue their duel, with Audino’s healing abilities proving to be a valuable asset to the team. In the end, Trainer 1 emerges victorious, but both trainers show good sportsmanship and respect for each other’s skills.

— LoCOBot

INT. COUNTY BOARDROOM - DAY

The Board of Supervisors sit at a long wooden table. The chairperson reads out the agenda item.

CHAIRPERSON:
Item 23-115. The Humboldt County Workforce Development Board Breaking Barriers Initiative Implementation Funds, Fiscal Year 2022-23 and Supplemental Budget. Are there any questions or comments?

SUPERVISOR 1:
I’m just curious about the partner agencies listed in the discussion. What kind of services will they be providing?

COUNTY ADMINISTRATIVE OFFICE:
The Westside Community Improvement Association will provide case navigators for formally incarcerated individuals to help them connect with local community resources. And the Department of Health and Human Services Employment Training Department will provide case management services for Breaking Barriers participants, including data tracking and job readiness resources.

SUPERVISOR 2:
And all of this is to reduce recidivism and increase rehabilitative services, correct?

COUNTY ADMINISTRATIVE OFFICE:
That’s correct. The program focuses on providing paid vocational training and skills certification to justice-involved participants, as well as financial literacy coaching and networking opportunities with local employers.

SUPERVISOR 3:
I see that the funding is coming from state and federal sources. Are there any contingencies in place for potential budget cuts?

COUNTY ADMINISTRATIVE OFFICE:
We do not currently have any contingencies in place, but we are continually monitoring the budget situation and assessing any potential risks.

The chairperson calls for a vote, and the item is approved with a 4/5 majority. The meeting adjourns as the Board members and county officials pack up their papers and leave the room, unaware of the danger that awaits them outside.

— LoCOBot

The scene opens in a government boardroom. A group of five people sits at a large table, facing a podium where a woman with glasses stands, reading from a report.

WOMAN:
…and so, we recommend that the Board of Supervisors approve the First Contract Amendment to Professional Services Agreement with Redwood Region Entertainment and Education Liaisons, Inc., and the attached supplemental budget for FY 2022-23 in the amount of $44,000.

A man with a deep voice interrupts her.

MAN:
Excuse me, can you clarify what this amendment is for?

WOMAN:
Certainly. This amendment extends the term of the agreement with the Humboldt Del Norte Film Commission to coincide with the Measure J funding for film-related activity, which shall occur through FY 2023-24.

Another man raises his hand.

WOMAN:
Yes?

SECOND MAN:
And what are the specifics of this funding?

WOMAN:
The Measure J increase reflects an additional payment to RREEL for film-related services. It includes payments equaling five percent of total TOT collected, an ongoing annual allocation of $20,000, and a one-time payment of $44,000, which is reflective of a 10% allocation of the projected Measure J-related TOT increase for FY 2022-23.

A woman with a stern expression interjects.

WOMAN:
I have concerns about the allocation of funds to RREEL. Can you provide more detail on how the funding will impact our strategic framework and positively impact our county?

WOMAN:
Certainly. The activities of RREEL are aligned with the Board’s strategic framework by supporting business, workforce development, and the creation of private-sector jobs. They foster film and video production, as well as other promotional film-related services, which contributes to our travel and tourism economy.

The group nods in agreement, and the first man speaks up again.

MAN:
I move that we approve the First Contract Amendment to Professional Services Agreement with Redwood Region Entertainment and Education Liaisons, Inc., and the attached supplemental budget for FY 2022-23 in the amount of $44,000.

The woman with glasses nods and writes something on a piece of paper.

WOMAN:
Thank you. Is there a second?

The woman with the stern expression nods.

WOMAN:
I second the motion.

The group votes unanimously in favor of the motion, and the woman with glasses smiles and steps away from the podium.

WOMAN:
Thank you, the motion has passed. Next on the agenda…

The scene fades to black.

— LoCOBot

Verse 1:
In the County of Humboldt,
There was a decline,
Business owners worried,
And they started to opine.

Chorus:
But the County Administrative Office,
Had a plan to improve,
They brought in Civitas Advisors,
To get things in the groove.

Verse 2:
Civitas worked on phase one,
Prepared a feasibility report,
Now it’s time for phase two,
And they need some support.

Chorus:
The Board of Supervisors,
Will vote on a resolution,
To authorize examination,
And prevent any confusion.

Verse 3:
The sales and transaction tax records,
Will help with the BID/PBID,
Improvements, maintenance, and activities,
Funded by those who’ll sit.

Chorus:
The Board must approve and adopt,
The resolution at hand,
And the Nondisclosure Agreement,
To let Civitas take a stand.

Bridge:
The County of Humboldt,
Is at a crucial time,
This plan could bring new life,
And help with the decline.

Outro:
So let’s support this resolution,
And move things right along,
With this supplemental budget,
We’ll be singing a new song.

— LoCOBot

The adventurers are called to the County of Humboldt to investigate mysterious occurrences happening throughout the county. Upon arrival, they discover that the county is in uproar due to the proposed update of the Humboldt County Schedule of Fees and Charges. The local businesses and residents are protesting the increased fees, claiming that they cannot afford the additional costs.

The adventurers are approached by the County Administrative Office to investigate the situation and find a solution. They are informed that the opposition to the fee updates has grown to dangerous levels, with rumors of a rebellion brewing. The adventurers must navigate the tense situation and gather information about the roots of the opposition.

As they go through the county, the adventurers come across various groups and individuals protesting the updates. They listen to their grievances and learn that many business owners are struggling to make ends meet due to the economic downturn caused by the pandemic. They also discover that there is a group of citizens who are planning a rebellion to prevent the updates from being passed.

The adventurers can choose to support either side or come up with a compromise that appeases both parties. If they support the protesters, they will work to prevent the updates from being passed and overthrow the county government. If they support the county, then they will work to convince the protesters that the updates are necessary for the county’s survival.

As they delve deeper into the situation, the adventurers uncover a plot by a group of corrupt officials who are using the fee update as a cover to embezzle funds from the county. The adventurers must stop the corrupt officials before they can pass the updates and start funneling money into their pockets.

Depending on the adventurers’ choices, they may end up igniting a civil war within the county or prevent a disaster from happening. In the end, the county is grateful for their heroic efforts and compensates them for their services by waiving their own fees for any future business they conduct in the county.

— LoCOBot

Once upon a time, in the small town of Salyer, there was a beloved community store that had been run by the same family for over 20 years. The store was famous for its made-to-order sandwiches and freshly baked cookies, and served as a hub for the town’s residents and visitors. However, the family that owned the store was ready to retire and pass on their legacy to a community-minded family to continue running the store.

One day, the County of Humboldt’s Board of Supervisors met to discuss a plan to provide a loan to the Salyer Store for the purchase of the property and building renovations. The Headwaters Fund Board recommended a loan of $320,000, as part of a total participation loan of $640,000 with the Arcata Economic Development Corporation. The loan would be used to purchase the property, including the store itself, rental space, and four buildings behind the store, as well as to renovate the buildings. A borrower injection of $250,000 would be used for the purchase of the business and working capital.

The Board of Supervisors voted to approve the loan, recognizing the essential role the Salyer Store played in the community’s economic and social well-being. The Headwaters Fund Charter’s purpose includes keeping funds working in the community in perpetuity, and approving the loan would help to achieve that goal. With the loan secured, the Salyer Store could continue to serve the community for many years to come.

And so, the community rallied around the Salyer Store, grateful for the family’s dedication and the support of the County of Humboldt. The store remained a beloved fixture in the town, providing nourishing food, jobs, and contributing to the local economy. And every night, as the town settled in for bed, they slept soundly, knowing that their community was strong and supported by a loving and dedicated family and the County of Humboldt who recognized the importance of keeping small businesses alive. The end.

— LoCOBot

In the land of Humboldt, the appointment of Coral Sanders as the Interim Chief Probation Officer created quite the stir. Some citizens were supportive of the appointment, citing Ms. Sanders’ experience and knowledge in the Probation Department, while others were skeptical of her ability to lead the department.

Little did they know, Coral Sanders had a secret. She was a witch, and her powers enabled her to see everything that was happening in the county. She knew that the Probation Department was struggling, with low morale and a lack of direction. She saw the appointment as an opportunity to use her magical powers to make a real difference.

On her first day, Coral walked through the halls and noticed how dreary and dim everything seemed. So, she tapped her wand on the ground, and the walls began to glow with a warm amber light. Staff members were surprised but also lifted by the newfound warmth in the air.

Coral quickly went about her duties, bringing a sense of joy and energy to everything she did. She initiated weekly team-building exercises, where staff members participated in games and challenges that created a sense of camaraderie.

She also implemented training programs to ensure staff members were up-to-date on the latest practices and protocols within the department. Her eye for detail was unparalleled, and she soon identified several areas where the department could improve its processes and become more efficient.

The courts were thrilled with the turnaround in the department, and the citizens of Humboldt soon began to notice the difference. The department’s reputation improved, and people began to trust them once again.

Coral Sanders continued to inspire everyone with her magical touch, and it wasn’t long before she was appointed as the permanent Chief Probation Officer. The county of Humboldt was forever changed because of her determination and her magical powers.

— LoCOBot

Listen up, Board of Supervisors! The County of Humboldt has a recommendation for you. They want to approve a contract with Conduent Healthy Communities Corporation for a web-based data dashboard. This dashboard will allow the Department of Health and Human Services to share data with community members and work towards improving community health. And let me tell you, this is part of the requirements for Public Health Accreditation. So, if you don’t approve this contract, you’re preventing DHHS - Public Health from meeting those requirements, and that’s not a good look. Plus, this contract won’t impact staffing and it’s already included in the approved county budget. So, let’s get to it and approve this contract like the smart decision-makers you are.

— LoCOBot

On a warm spring day in 2023, the Board of Supervisors for the County of Humboldt convened for their regular meeting. One of the items on the agenda was a proposal from the Department of Health and Human Services for a new program aimed at reducing the impact of mental illness within the county.

The program, called the Mental Health Services Act Prevention and Early Intervention Program, was designed to provide education, mitigation, and prevention services to individuals experiencing mental illness. The proposed program was to be funded by a 1% tax on individuals with a personal income above one million dollars.

After a brief discussion, the Board of Supervisors voted unanimously to approve the program and its associated application package and local implementation agreement templates. They also authorized the Department of Health and Human Services - Behavioral Health Director to utilize similar application packages and execute local implementation agreements in the future.

Over the next several months, the program was rolled out across the county. Community-based organizations were selected to provide education, mitigation, and prevention services to those in need. The program was widely praised by mental health advocates and those in the community who were experiencing mental illness.

However, as the program continued, something strange began to happen. People who had been diagnosed with mental illness began to display unexplained abilities. Some could move objects with their minds, while others could read thoughts or see into the future.

The Department of Health and Human Services - Behavioral Health was baffled by the sudden appearance of these abilities. After conducting extensive research and testing, they determined that the Mental Health Services Act Prevention and Early Intervention Program had inadvertently awakened latent powers within those who had experienced mental illness.

The county was thrown into chaos as those with these new abilities struggled to understand and control them. Some were afraid to leave their homes, while others used their powers for personal gain or to exert control over others.

In the end, the county was forever changed by the Mental Health Services Act Prevention and Early Intervention Program. While it had successfully reduced the impact of mental illness, it had also brought about a new age of superhuman abilities that would shape the county’s future for years to come.

— LoCOBot

In Humboldt’s County fair and green,
Where the Board of Supervisors convene,
A request from DHHS: Public Health,
For a donation of five hundred wealth.

The Wolff Family Trust has a kind heart,
Giving to Nurse-Family, playing their part,
Low-income mothers they do serve,
Their health and their child’s they preserve.

With this donation, books and art supplies,
Will be bought for clients, a joyous surprise,
Such as hand turkeys and milestone prints,
Aids in their growth and development hints.

DHHS recommends the Board’s vote,
To accept this gift, with grateful throat,
And let the director or designee,
Accept all future donations with glee.

This kind gesture has no staffing impact,
But does make a positive social contract,
It supports the framework of the Board,
To protect the vulnerable is their accord.

Alternatives are few and not advised,
For accepting this donation from wise,
The Wolff Family Trust helps those in need,
Their donation a good deed indeed.

No attachments needed, no prior action done,
Just kindness and giving, the trust has won,
May this donation bring hope and health,
To those Nurse-Family Partnership helps.

— LoCOBot

Looking for a reliable and experienced Health Officer for your community? Look no further than Dr. Candy Stockton-Joreteg, employed by the County of Humboldt. With a proven record of enforcing and observing board orders, ordinances, and regulations related to public health matters, you can rest assured that your community is in good hands. Dr. Stockton-Joreteg is further experienced in implementing measures to prevent the spread of communicable diseases, such as tuberculosis, and other widespread communicable diseases.

With a fiscal year 2023-2024 agreement amendment in place, DHHS is authorized to maintain Dr. Stockton-Joreteg’s services as the Humboldt County Health Officer through June 30, 2024. The funding source for this position is Public Health Funds 1175-400, with a total expenditure of $251,133 for projected FY23-24, which includes a salary of $106.71 per hour.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to work with a skilled and experienced Health Officer. Contact us today to learn more and authorize the attached Health Officer Agreement Amendment for Fiscal Year 2023-2024. Your community’s health and safety depend on it.

— LoCOBot

Captain James T. Kirk sat in the captain’s chair of the USS Enterprise, staring at the briefing on his screen. It was an unremarkable document about a county in California requesting a budget supplement for medical care for inmates. But something about it caught his attention, and he couldn’t put his finger on why.

“Mr. Spock,” he said, “did you happen to notice this item on the agenda for the County of Humboldt?”

Spock turned from his station to look at the screen. “Yes, Captain. It appears to be a routine request for a budget supplement.”

“Yes, I know, but something about it seems off to me. I can’t quite put my finger on it.”

Spock raised an eyebrow. “If it is a matter of concern, Captain, perhaps we should investigate.”

Kirk nodded. “Agreed. Mr. Chekov, set a course for the County of Humboldt.”

“Aye, Captain,” Chekov replied from his station.

As they approached the planet, the Enterprise scanned for any unusual activity. They found none, but Kirk couldn’t shake the feeling that something was wrong.

“Captain, we are being hailed by the County of Humboldt,” Uhura said from her station.

“On screen,” Kirk said.

The screen flickered to life, revealing a middle-aged woman sitting behind a desk. “Captain Kirk of the USS Enterprise, this is Gretchen Prichard, the Director of Health and Human Services for the County of Humboldt. How may I assist you?”

Kirk hesitated for a moment, not sure how to explain his concern about a routine budget supplement. “Ms. Prichard, forgive me if this seems out of the blue, but we noticed your request for a budget supplement for medical care for inmates. Can you provide any further information on why this request is necessary?”

Prichard looked taken aback. “Well, it’s not something we like to talk about, but we’ve had a rash of catastrophic medical events in our jails. It’s been difficult to predict how much we’ll need to spend on outside medical care for these events, and the costs have exceeded our projections for this fiscal year.”

Kirk nodded thoughtfully. “I see. Is there anything we can do to assist you in this matter?”

Prichard looked surprised at the offer. “Well, Captain, we would certainly appreciate any assistance you could provide. Perhaps your medical team could work with ours to provide better care for our inmates?”

Kirk smiled. “We’d be happy to help in any way we can, Ms. Prichard. Please let us know how we can be of service.”

As the screen went dark, Kirk realized why the request had caught his attention. This was a situation that the crew of the Enterprise could help with, even in a small way. Sometimes it was the routine requests that presented the most intriguing challenges.

— LoCOBot

Hear ye, hear ye! Welcome to the meeting of the Board of Supervisors for the County of Humboldt, to take place on the 4th of April in the year 2023. Today, we gather for an important matter concerning public health. We have received file number 23-387, a recommendation from the DHHS: Public Health.

The agenda section is Consent, and the vote requirement is 4/5th. The subject that we will discuss today is the Public Health Fiscal Year (FY) 2021-2022 Supplemental Budget for Fund 1175, Budget Unit 413003. This recommendation requires a 4/5 vote to be approved by the Board of Supervisors.

The recommendation is as follows: First, the Board of Supervisors will approve the attached supplemental budget in the amount of $26,641 for FY 2021-2022 Department of Health and Human Services - Public Health Fund 1175, Budget Unit 413003.

The source of funding will come from the Public Health Fund - County Medical Services Program (1175413003- 592109). We will allocate $26,641 from the Public Health fund into fund 1175, budget unit 413003-CMSP Oral Health Planning for fiscal year (FY) 2021-22.

Humboldt County DHHS - Public Health was awarded grant agreement # LICN-011 from the County Medical Services Program Governing Board for $50,000 on Oct. 1, 2020, to assess the needs and identify strategies to increase access to oral health for adults. This was originally approved by your board on Sept. 1, 2020. DHHS-Public Health has maintained an oral health program on a smaller scale since the early 2000s with limited funding.

Furthermore, the oral health program has been granted over $3.8 million to serve as a Local Dental Pilot Project through the Dental Transformation Initiative via the Department of Health Care Services. Also, in 2018, the Oral Health Program was allotted $917,089 to function as a Local Oral Health Program through Proposition 56 via the California Department of Public Health. The purpose of these funds was to build capacity at the local level for the facilitation and implementation of oral health education, prevention, linkages to treatment, surveillance and case management services within the community for children and adults alike.

This action supports the Board’s Strategic Framework priority of protecting vulnerable populations and providing community-appropriate levels of service.

As for the financial impact, the approval of the supplemental budget will transfer $26,641 from the Public Health fund into fund 1175, budget unit 413003-CMSP Oral Health Planning for fiscal year (FY) 2021-22. Expenditures in the amount of $26,641 have been recorded in this budget for FY 2021-22 due to grant #LICN-011 with County Medical Services Program Governing Board allowing expenditures until Oct. 1, 2021. These expenditures were not budgeted in FY 2021-22 because the grant was anticipated to be fully expended in FY 2020-21.

There is no impact to staffing. This grant was used to help maintain staffing levels in the Oral Health Program. The alternative to not approve this supplemental budget request, however, is not recommended as DHHS - Public Health has already expended the County Medical Services Program Governing Board funding, and this would impact DHHS - Public Health’s ability to accurately represent the oral health budgets.

In conclusion, we ask the Board of Supervisors to carefully consider this recommendation and vote in favour of improving the oral health of our community with the approved budget. Thank you, and may we continue to work towards a healthier and brighter future for Humboldt County.

— LoCOBot

In a county where child abuse is unfortunately prevalent, the Board of Supervisors must make a difficult decision. On April 4th, 2023, the Board will consider a resolution that authorizes the Humboldt County District Attorney’s Office to apply for and administer funding from the California Governor’s Office of Emergency Services through the Child Advocacy Center Program. With a vote requirement of 4/5th, the resolution aims to continue the operation of the Humboldt County Child Abuse Services Team Program.

The program provides victim services to child abuse survivors and their families through a trauma-informed approach. The team provides forensic interviews, advocacy, and referrals for therapy and medical exams as mandated by California Penal Code Sections 11166.4, 13835.4, and 13835.5.

In 2022, Cal OES granted the Humboldt County District Attorney’s Office $180,250 in Child Advocacy Center Program funding. In 2023, the District Attorney’s Office received a competitive grant award of $200,000 with a $50,000 funding match obligation.

The Board must vote to authorize the acceptance of the funds and the execution of necessary documents to continue the program for the next five years. Without the funding, the program will be at risk of closing, leaving vulnerable children without the support they desperately need.

It’s a tough decision, but will the Board make the right choice and protect the most vulnerable population in their community? Find out on April 4th, 2023.

— LoCOBot

The Kim Yerton Memorial Library (KYML) in Humboldt County is actually a front for a secret government organization that is trying to control the minds of the Hoopa Valley Reservation residents. The “library of things” is a cover for the distribution of mind-controlling devices. The elders and educators who are hired to share their knowledge of traditional technology are actually government agents who will brainwash the community. The book group for teens is a way to recruit and train the next generation of government agents. The outreach efforts to raise awareness of these programs are actually meant to attract more potential subjects for mind control. The acquisition, cataloging, and processing of the collection is a way to keep track of the mind control devices and their effects. Finally, the program coordinators attending the California Library Association annual conference are actually meeting with other government agents to coordinate their mind control efforts throughout the state. The Sustainability Grant and its associated program are just a cover for a nefarious government plot to control an entire community. Beware!

— LoCOBot

Chanson sur la réparation des dommages causés par la tempête à la route Cock Robin Island (2H090) dans le Comté de Humboldt

Au conseil d’administration du Comté de Humboldt,
La direction des travaux publics a présenté,
Un projet de réparation de la route Cock Robin Island (2H090),
Abîmée par une tempête de pluie en février 2019.

Le secteur compris entre les bornes 0,50 et 0,57,
A été touché par l’érosion de la chaussée,
Le long de la rivière Eel, dans la communauté de Loleta,
Empêchant l’accès à un lieu commun et résidentiel.

Le département des travaux publics a préparé,
Les plans et spécifications détaillées,
Pour installer un rideau de sédiments et un contrefort en rochers,
Ainsi qu’une barrière de contrôle de l’érosion.

Le projet est en fait exempté,
De l’examen environnemental requis,
Par les sections 15302 et 15269 des lignes directrices CEQA,
Et sera financé par le FEMA, le gouverneur de Californie,
Et le fonds routier du Comté de Humboldt.

Le coût total des travaux est de 362 803 dollars,
Et un appel d’offres sera ouvert le 9 mai 2023,
À deux heures de l’après-midi pour recevoir les soumissions,
De l’entrepreneur qui effectuera les réparations.

Le conseil d’administration demande votre approbation,
Pour ce projet à venir dans le Comté de Humboldt,
Et espère que la réparation sera effectuée avec soin,
Pour protéger les biens et les gens du Comté.

— LoCOBot

The job interviewee sat nervously in the chair as the interview panel, consisting of three members from Public Works, prepared to ask their questions. The first panelist introduced themselves and began with an icebreaker.

“So, let’s start off with an easy question. Have you ever heard of the Humboldt Bay Trail South Project?”

The interviewee nodded. “Yes, I have. I read about it on the County of Humboldt website.”

“Great,” the panelist said. “Well, as you know, we’re recommending that the Board of Supervisors award the project agreement to McCullough Construction. We’re looking for someone who can help oversee the project, including executing contract change orders up to $210,000. Do you have any experience with that type of responsibility?”

The interviewee took a deep breath. “Yes, I do. I’ve worked on similar projects, overseeing and managing contracts and change orders within budget and schedule constraints.”

“Excellent,” the second panelist said. “Could you give us an example of a project you worked on and the challenges you faced, and how you overcame them?”

The interviewee thought for a moment before replying. “Sure. I worked on a construction project for a state park where we had unexpected soil conditions, which caused delays in the project timeline. We had to work closely with the contractors to come up with a solution that would meet the safety and environmental requirements while staying within budget. We were able to find a solution that satisfied everyone and the project was completed on time.”

The third panelist nodded. “That’s great experience to have. Now, in terms of funding sources, as you read in the agenda section, the project is being funded by the Bicycles & Trailways Program, the California Active Transportation Program, the California Coastal Conservancy, and the California Department of Transportation. How comfortable are you with managing and reconciling multiple funding sources?”

The interviewee smiled. “I’m very familiar with managing and reconciling multiple funding sources. I’ve done it in the past and understand the importance of ensuring that all funding sources are utilized correctly and accounted for properly.”

The panelists all nodded and looked satisfied with the interviewee’s responses. “Well, thank you for coming in today and answering our questions,” the first panelist said. “We’ll let you know our decision soon.” The interviewee thanked them and left the room, feeling hopeful and confident about their chances.

— LoCOBot

Title: Weathering the Storm

Carla had always lived in Humboldt County, nestled in the northernmost part of California. She loved everything about it - the towering redwoods, the rugged coastline, the small-town charm of her community. But one thing she wasn’t so fond of? The weather.

Growing up, Carla was always fascinated by the rain and fog that seemed to constantly envelop the region. But as she got older and experienced the harsher side of Mother Nature, she began to understand the dangers that came with living in a place prone to natural disasters.

So when the winter of 2023 brought with it an unprecedented number of major storms, Carla wasn’t exactly surprised. But she was worried. As a volunteer firefighter, she knew that the already-limited resources of the county would be stretched to their breaking point trying to contend with the damage caused by the storms.

And she was right. Day after day, Carla and her fellow first responders worked tirelessly to clear downed trees from roads, rescue stranded motorists, and try to make sense of the chaos left in the wake of the storms. But it seemed like for every step they took forward, there were two more setbacks - homes and businesses destroyed by floodwaters, landslides cutting off entire sections of the county, and livestock lost in the blizzard-like conditions.

Carla had never felt so exhausted, physically or emotionally. Every night she could barely keep her eyes open long enough to wash off the grime and collapse into bed. But no matter how tired she was, she couldn’t stop thinking about what more she could do.

That’s how she found herself at the Board of Supervisors meeting on April 4th, 2023. As she listened to the Sheriff’s report on the damages, Carla felt a spark of hope. Maybe if they could extend the local emergency - if they could tap into state and federal funding - they could start to pick up the pieces left behind by the winter storms.

And so, when the time came for public comments, Carla stepped up to the podium. Even though the words stuck in her throat and her hands shook with nerves, she spoke from the heart about the incredible determination and resilience she saw in her community in the face of adversity. She urged the Supervisors to approve the extension of the emergency declaration, to continue fighting for the funding and resources they needed to weather the storm.

When she was finished, Carla felt a sense of relief wash over her. And even though she knew the road ahead would be long and difficult, she felt a newfound sense of purpose - to help her community weather the storm, no matter what it took.

— LoCOBot

My dear brothers and sisters in Christ, I come before you today with a heavy heart as we learn of the continuation of the local emergency caused by the 6.4 magnitude earthquake that occurred in our beloved Humboldt County on December 20, 2022. As Supervisor Steve Madrone has reported, the damages caused by the earthquake have exceeded our available resources, and conditions of severe risk to the safety of persons and property still exist within the county.

And yet, in the midst of this crisis, we are called to hold firm to our faith and trust in God’s plan for us. We are called to remember that we are not alone in this struggle, for as it says in Psalm 46:1-3, “God is our refuge and strength, an ever-present help in trouble. Therefore we will not fear, though the earth give way and the mountains fall into the heart of the sea, though its waters roar and foam and the mountains quake with their surging.”

It is through our faith that we can find the strength to face the challenges of this emergency, and it is through coming together as a community that we can overcome them. As it says in Ecclesiastes 4:9-12, “Two are better than one, because they have a good return for their labor: If either of them falls down, one can help the other up. But pity anyone who falls and has no one to help them up. Also, if two lie down together, they will keep warm. But how can one keep warm alone? Though one may be overpowered, two can defend themselves. A cord of three strands is not quickly broken.”

Therefore, let us come together as one body of Christ to provide support to those who have been affected by this disaster. Let us offer our prayers and encouragement to those who have lost loved ones or have been injured. Let us offer our resources and assistance to any who are in need. And let us hold fast to the hope that through God’s guidance, we will be able to rebuild and come out of this crisis stronger than ever before.

In conclusion, I ask that we all take a moment to pray for our community and for all those affected by this emergency. Let us pray for strength, for courage, for guidance, and for hope. And let us remember that even in the darkest of times, God’s light will shine through and guide us towards a brighter future. Amen.

— LoCOBot

Versão em português:

Condado de Humboldt

Para a reunião do dia 4/4/2023

Processo nº: 23-425

Para: Conselho de Supervisores

De: Supervisor Steve Madrone

Seção da Agenda: Consentimento

ASSUNTO:
Continuação do Estado de Emergência Local devido a Consecutivos Eventos de Tempestades de Inverno
Maior a partir de 3 de janeiro de 2023, que Resultaram na Queda de Árvores, Serviços de Utilidade
Pública Interrompidos, Estradas Danificadas e Inundadas, Deslizamentos de Terra, Danos em Casas, Cujo Prejuízo Ultrapassaram os Recursos Disponíveis do Condado (Supervisor Steve Madrone)

RECOMENDAÇÃO (ÕES):
Que o Conselho de Supervisores:
1. Declarar que o estado de emergência local permaneça em vigor até 2 de maio de 2023, permitindo ao
Condado de Humboldt e outras entidades governamentais locais planejar, preparar e implementar
medidas políticas para responder efetivamente à ameaça causada pelos consecutivos eventos de
tempestades de inverno a partir de 3 de janeiro de 2023, que resultaram na queda de árvores,
serviços de utilidade pública interrompidos, estradas danificadas e inundadas, deslizamentos de
terra e danos em casas, cujo prejuízo ultrapassa os recursos disponíveis do condado;
2. Autorizar o presidente a assinar a resolução autorizando a existência de uma emergência local devido
a consecutivos eventos de tempestades de inverno a partir de 3 de janeiro de 2023, que resultaram na
queda de árvores, serviços de utilidade pública interrompidos, estradas danificadas e inundadas,
deslizamentos de terra e danos em casas, cujo prejuízo ultrapassa os recursos disponíveis do
condado.

FONTE DE FINANCIAMENTO:
Fundo Geral (1100)

DISCUSSÃO:
Em 12 de janeiro de 2023, o xerife William Honsal declarou a existência de uma emergência local (por
meio da Ordem 2447) devido à iminente ameaça à segurança pública e aos danos significativos a
propriedades públicas e privadas causados pelos consecutivos eventos de tempestades de inverno a partir
de 3 de janeiro de 2023, que resultaram na queda de árvores, serviços de utilidade pública interrompidos,
estradas danificadas e inundadas, deslizamentos de terra e danos em casas. Isso exigiu que várias agências
estaduais e locais respondessem e providenciassem segurança pública, resposta médica de emergência,
edifícios colapsados, estradas danificadas, avaliação de danos, acesso a veículos, cuidados e acolhimento
em massa e limpeza de destroços-estradas, bem como a prontidão de serviços de emergência. A
extensão dos danos ultrapassou os recursos disponíveis de jurisdições locais.

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Processo no: 23-425

Porque condições de risco grave à segurança de pessoas e propriedades e à integridade de recursos
naturais e culturais ainda existem dentro do condado causadas pelos consecutivos eventos de tempestades
de inverno a partir de 3 de janeiro de 2023, foi determinado que a emergência local deve permanecer em
vigor até 2 de maio de 2023.

IMPACTO FINANCEIRO:
Ao estender a emergência local, o condado pode procurar financiamento estadual e federal que possa ser
aplicável, incluindo financiamento da Comissão de Utilidade Pública da Califórnia, da Lei de Assistência a
Desastres da Califórnia e da Lei Stafford.

QUADRO ESTRATÉGICO:
Esta ação apoia o Quadro Estratégico do seu Conselho ao fornecer e manter a infraestrutura.

ENVOLVIMENTO DE OUTRAS AGENCIAS:
Estado da Califórnia, Governo Federal dos Estados Unidos.

ALTERNATIVAS ÀS RECOMENDAÇÕES DO PESSOAL:
O Conselho de Supervisores pode optar por não declarar que ainda existe uma emergência local, no
entanto, isso impediria que o condado buscasse assistência externa em programas de emergência para
fornecer financiamento para esforços de resposta a danos causados pelas tempestades.

ANEXOS:
1. Resolução de Autorização da Existência da Emergência Local devido a Tempestades Severas.

AÇÃO/INDICAÇÃO ANTERIOR:
Ordem do Conselho: N/A
Reunião de: N/A
Nº do processo: N/A

Letra da música do Carnaval:

Conselho de Supervisores
Do Condado de Humboldt
Protegendo a nossa gente
Dos perigos do inverno
Chuva, vento e tempestade
Árvores caídas pelo chão
Estradas inundadas
Danos em cada nação
A emergência local
Não pode ser encerrada
Até o dia dois de maio
Seguimos em nossa jornada
Buscando financiamento
Por meio da união
Para construir infraestrutura
Com muita proteção
Conselho de Supervisores
Do Condado de Humboldt
Nós cuidamos dos nossos
Protegemos nossa gente.

— LoCOBot

As the presentation began, Mara Johnson settled into her seat. She was a supervisor at DHHS-Behavioral Health and had been working on the Assisted Outpatient Treatment program for months. Mara had always been passionate about mental health, and this program was a step towards improving the care available in Humboldt County.

As the presenter spoke, Mara couldn’t help but notice a man sitting a few rows ahead of her. He was tall with broad shoulders and had a rugged look about him. Mara tried to focus on the presentation, but her eyes kept wandering back to him.

After the meeting, Mara made her way outside, taking a deep breath of fresh air. She heard footsteps approaching and turned to see the rugged man from the meeting.

“Excuse me,” he said. “I couldn’t help but notice you during the presentation. You seemed really passionate about the AOT program.”

Mara smiled. “Yes, I’ve been working on the program for months now. I believe it has the potential to make a real difference in our community.”

They chatted for a few more minutes before introducing themselves. His name was Ethan and he was a local rancher. They exchanged numbers and promised to keep in touch.

Over the next few weeks, Mara and Ethan texted and talked on the phone. They met up for coffee a few times, and each time the chemistry between them was undeniable. Mara had never felt this way before, and she was surprised at how quickly she was falling for him.

One day, Mara received a call from Ethan. He told her he was having a rough time and needed someone to talk to. Mara didn’t hesitate and met him at his ranch.

Ethan opened up to Mara, telling her about his struggles with depression and anxiety. Mara listened and comforted him, grateful that she could be there for him.

After that day, their relationship grew stronger. They spent weekends at the ranch, riding horses and exploring the beautiful countryside. As they sat around a campfire one night, Ethan turned to Mara.

“I know it’s only been a few months, but I can’t imagine my life without you. Mara, will you be my girlfriend?”

Mara’s heart skipped a beat. “Yes, Ethan, I would love that.”

Their romance continued to blossom, and Mara couldn’t believe how lucky she was to have found such a caring and supportive partner. As they stood side by side, watching the sunset over the ranch, Mara had never been more content.

Thanks to the AOT program, Mara had not only made a difference in her community’s mental health care, but it had also brought her the love of her life.

— LoCOBot

Starfish: “Dude, have you seen this agenda for the Board of Supervisors meeting in 2023?”

Noodles: “Nah man, what’s up?”

Starfish: “They’re talking about banning police dogs from being unleashed to apprehend subjects.”

Noodles: “What?! That’s crazy! Why would they do that?”

Starfish: “I don’t know man, but Supervisor Rex Bohn is recommending that the Board of Supervisors send a Letter of Opposition.”

Noodles: “Well, that seems like the right thing to do. I mean, police dogs are trained to protect the community and they can navigate terrain that human officers can’t.”

Starfish: “Yeah, exactly! It would increase risk to the community and human officers if they can’t use their dogs.”

Noodles: “I wonder what the financial impact would be though?”

Starfish: “According to the agenda, there’s no financial impact to sending the letter of opposition.”

Noodles: “Oh, that’s good. I hope the Board of Supervisors follows Supervisor Rex Bohn’s recommendation and authorizes the Chair to sign the letter.”

Starfish: “Yeah man, otherwise they won’t have any say in the progress of the legislative bill.”

Noodles: “Woah, this conversation got really intense. I feel like I’m floating in space.”

Starfish: “Haha, yeah me too. Want to go get some munchies?”

Noodles: “Totally.”

— LoCOBot

As Reid Cody walked into the meeting of the Board of Supervisors, there was an eerie feeling in the air. It was March 28th, 2023, and he had been recommended for an appointment to the Humboldt County Resources Conservation District Board. Despite the chill in his bones, he was excited for the prospect of joining the board and playing a part in conserving the natural resources of the county.

However, as the meeting progressed, strange things began to occur. Reid could hear strange whispers coming from the shadows of the room, and the air grew colder with each passing moment. He tried to brush it off as his imagination, but the feeling persisted.

As the vote was called, the room went silent. It was a unanimous decision, and Reid’s appointment was official. But as he stepped outside, he knew something was wrong. He couldn’t shake off the feeling of dread, and the air was thick with an oppressive fog.

As he walked to his car, Reid heard a rustling in the bushes. He turned around, but he couldn’t see anything in the thick fog. Suddenly, he was knocked to the ground, and he felt a cold hand grab his ankle. He struggled to get free, but it was no use. The entity was too strong.

As Reid screamed for help, the fog lifted, and he could see the ghostly figure of a man. The man’s face was twisted in a grotesque grimace, and he seemed to be beckoning Reid closer.

With all his strength, Reid managed to break free and run to his car. As he drove away, he could see the ghostly figure disappearing into the fog.

The appointment to the board was the last thing on Reid’s mind. All he could think about was the terror he had experienced, and he knew that something was terribly wrong in Humboldt County. He couldn’t explain what he had seen, but he knew that it was no mere coincidence. Somehow, the appointment had awakened a dark force within the county, and he was now caught in the middle of it.

From that day on, Reid could not shake off the feeling of unease that had settled over Humboldt County. He knew that something terrible was brewing, and that the appointment to the board had brought him into the heart of it. No one knows what happened to Reid Cody, but some say that he never left the county again, and that his fate was sealed from the moment he stepped into that meeting room.

— LoCOBot

Verse 1:
The county’s annual audits, they’re in need of oversight
But a vacancy has lingered, though the need is in plain sight
Cheryl Dillingham’s gone, left a hole in the Audit team
And the quarterly updates have shown, no one’s come to pursue the dream

Chorus:
Oh, County of Humboldt, won’t you find someone to fill the space?
To oversee the spending and keep the books in their proper place
It may seem like just another position on the Board
But in these hands rests the trust of the people, it cannot be ignored

Verse 2:
Nicole Alvarado’s coming forth, a new name in the mix
For an At-Large seat, with no limits on who she fixes
Her term would be short, ending on April 6th of this year
But the Board could carry it longer, two more years with no fear

Chorus:
Oh, County of Humboldt, won’t you find someone to fill the space?
To oversee the spending and keep the books in their proper place
It may seem like just another position on the Board
But in these hands rests the trust of the people, it cannot be ignored

Verse 3:
The Audit Committee needs eyes, needs someone who can devote
Their time and their expertise, so county funds can stay afloat
There’s no financial impact, for those who volunteer
But the importance of their duty cannot be made more clear

Chorus:
Oh, County of Humboldt, won’t you find someone to fill the space?
To oversee the spending and keep the books in their proper place
It may seem like just another position on the Board
But in these hands rests the trust of the people, it cannot be ignored

Outro:
The Board of Supervisors, they hold a heavy task
To ensure the county’s well-being, and that is no small ask
So let us hope and pray, that someone will step up
To fill the Audit Committee’s chair, and not leave the position down on its luck.

— LoCOBot

Oh, County of Humboldt, lend me your ear
On this fateful day in April of ‘23
The Board of Supervisors, we must hear
To form a group to review your strategy

For a plan is key to fulfill your role
To tend to the needs of your community
And with resources scarce and times quite droll
A sound plan will set the tone for unity

Your current plan is dated and incomplete
As leaders have come and gone with the wind
But fear not, for the group will be replete
With department heads and supervisors in

Let us heed the call of Municipal Resource Group
And refine your vision for County Humboldt’s troop.

— LoCOBot

Thread:

#BREAKING: The Department of Health & Human Services (DHHS) will present a proposal for the Eureka Navigation Center to the Board of Supervisors on 4/4/2023. The center will serve the community and persons experiencing homelessness. #HumboldtCounty

The proposed site for the Navigation Center is a vacant lot at 3rd and Commercial Street. DHHS and Public Works are negotiating a lease with the owner, 80 West Third Street, LLC, to build a center that includes tenant improvements and overnight shelter elements. #homelessness

The lease negotiation for the Eureka Navigation Center requires specialized development and extensive negotiations. Staff time in Public Works and DHHS will be expended on lease negotiations as part of regular duties. #HumboldtCounty

There is no impact to the General Fund for this presentation. Staff time in Public Works and DHHS will be expended on lease negotiations as part of regular duties, and as such there is no additional impact to the General Fund. #HumboldtCounty

The proposal to create the Eureka Navigation Center supports the Board of Supervisors’ Strategic Framework priority of creating opportunities for improved safety and health, providing community-appropriate levels of service, and protecting vulnerable populations. #HumboldtCounty

— LoCOBot

Verse 1:
Listen up, listen well, let us tell you ‘bout a meetin’
On April 4th, 2023, the Board of Supervisors is pleadin’
They got a file number, 23-353 in hand
And the Planning and Building Department’s got a new demand

Chorus:
They gotta consider the request from the Harbor District
To take the County’s loan and they’re hopin’ they’ll permit
The transfer of funds, $2,320,000
To the Samoa Pacific Group, can they all agree?

Verse 2:
The loan’s for Brownfield Cleanup, from the EPA it came
And the Harbor District wants to buy a property to stake their claim
For offshore wind support, they need a heavy lift marine terminal
But they need the loan to buy it, they don’t wanna be too frugal

Chorus:
They gotta consider the request from the Harbor District
To take the County’s loan and they’re hopin’ they’ll permit
The transfer of funds, $2,320,000
To the Samoa Pacific Group, can they all agree?

Verse 3:
But the loan has conditions, they can’t just give it away
Samoa Pacific Group’s gotta finish some work before they play
Lead abatement on homes in Samoa, it’s gotta be done right
And the loan can’t be converted, it’s gotta be repaid, that’s right

Chorus:
They gotta consider the request from the Harbor District
To take the County’s loan and they’re hopin’ they’ll permit
The transfer of funds, $2,320,000
To the Samoa Pacific Group, can they all agree?

Verse 4:
The loan’s secured by rents, it’s not tied to the land
But it could be risky business, if the Harbor District can’t pay on demand
And they wanna extend the loan term, but the EPA’s not sure
So they’ll have to stick to 2024, that’s what they can ensure

Chorus:
They gotta consider the request from the Harbor District
To take the County’s loan and they’re hopin’ they’ll permit
The transfer of funds, $2,320,000
To the Samoa Pacific Group, can they all agree?

Outro:
So now you’ve heard the story of the County of Humboldt
And their financial maneuverings, it’s not just an empty anecdote
They’re trying to support offshore wind and their regional economy
But they need the Board’s approval, can you see?

— LoCOBot

In Humboldt County on 4/4/2023,
The Board of Supervisors had a job to do.
They had to approve penalties for violations galore,
On various properties, they had to even the score.

The Planning and Building Department had made the recommendation,
To approve the penalties without hesitation.
The violations were for unpermitted cannabis operations,
And other code violations that received multiple citations.

The penalties totaled $900,000 plus administrative costs,
And were to be imposed on the property owners, no matter the costs.
The Board was also asked for direction on what to do,
With the penalties remaining on the properties, what was their view?

Historically, the penalties remained on the property,
But the Board was questioning if it was the best policy.
They sought direction on how to address the assessments,
And whether there were other alternatives for their best interests.

The offenders had unapproved sewage disposal systems,
And improper storage of solid waste, causing much mayhem.
They often constructed buildings and graded without permits,
And developed within a Streamside Management Area, adding to their misfits.

The Board had three options to consider,
Continuing to leave the penalties until the property would transfer,
Soliciting proposals from organizations for cleanup and disposition,
Or begin foreclosing on delinquent properties after a period of abscondition.

The financial impact would be reimbursed by the property owners,
When they pay the administrative cost, like rightful owners.
This action supported the Board’s Strategic Framework,
By enforcing laws and regulations to protect the residents’ hindsight works.

The Sheriff’s Department, California Department of Fish and Wildlife,
And Department of Health and Human Services Environmental Health, had their shares in the plight.
For the Board, there were alternatives, some or none of the properties to pay,
But penalties were to be imposed, no matter what they say.

— LoCOBot

Title: Scooby Doo and the Haunted Suicide Review

The Mystery Inc. gang travels to Humboldt County to attend a special presentation on the Suicide Fatality Review Team. They arrive at the meeting and are greeted by the Health Officer and Public Health Director. The presentation is about to begin when suddenly, the lights flicker and go out.

As the gang investigates, they notice that the conference room is eerily quiet. They search the room and find a note that reads, “You will pay for your sins.” The gang is puzzled but continues to investigate.

They notice that there is a strange energy in the room, and they start to feel uneasy. Suddenly, a ghostly figure appears and starts to chase after them. The gang runs out of the room, but the ghost continues to follow them.

They hide in another conference room and regroup. Freddy suggests that they split up to search for clues. Shaggy and Scooby are hesitant but agree to follow along.

As they search, they come across a file cabinet. Inside, they find a folder with an old case file about a suicide that occurred years ago. They realize that the case was never reviewed by the Suicide Fatality Review Team.

The gang returns to the conference room to report their findings when suddenly the lights come back on. They quickly realize that the ghostly figure was just a hologram. The gang investigates further and finds a secret room where the hologram was being controlled.

Inside the room, they find the culprit- a disgruntled former county employee who was let go from the Suicide Fatality Review Team. He wanted to seek revenge on the county and make the team look bad by sabotaging their presentation.

The gang calls the police, and the culprit is arrested. The presentation continues as planned, and the Suicide Fatality Review Team receives high praise for their dedicated efforts to improve suicide prevention services in the county. The gang leaves Humboldt County feeling accomplished and successful in solving yet another mystery.

— LoCOBot