Tuesday, Nov. 8

Trump v. Clinton v. Beer

Today we fret. LoCO is throwing an Election Funeral. Come fret with us. 

Yes, the 2016 United States Presidential Election Reality Show is set to culminate with it’s season finale on Nov. 8. To commemorate, your Lost Coast Outpost and Richards’ Goat Tavern are teaming up to celebrate with y’all at a red, white and/or blue event featuring multiple screens of THE MEDIA’s election night coverage, a big ol’ map on the wall that we’ll color in and eventually rip to shreds, ‘Merica-themed prizes, maybe some surprises, alcohol and sobbing. Whee!

This is an early show. The first polls close on the East Coast at 4 p.m. West Coast (best time) time, so if you want to know how badly Florida has decided to ruin our country you’ll want to blow off work early. Oh, there is limited seating too.

America is dead! Long live America! —AG

Top Events!
(Look ahead!)

LoCO’s 2016 Presidential Election Funeral
The Miniplex at Richards’ Goat Tavern / 4 p.m. / Free
Democracy OVER. Let’s drink on a Tuesday and bury this whole horrific election deep in the ground.
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2016 Election Night Coverage
Arcata Theatre Lounge / 5-10 p.m.
Come and join us as we witness the historic 2016 election. Admission: Free w/ $5 minimum purchase of any food/beverage item.
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Nikolai Gogol’s 2016 Election Bonanza and End-Times Hullabaloo
Arcata Playhouse / 6-10 p.m.
Come celebrate the end of the longest campaign season ever with beer, live election results, and original sketch comedy inspired by Nikolai Gogol’s “The Nose” and the last 16 months. Admit it: you’re going to be watching CNN anyway; come usher in the Book of Revelations among friends.
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Joke the Vote
The Jam / 9-11:30 p.m. / $5 / 21+
“Comedians riffing on election coverage and debating each other on a wide variety of topics. Come laugh with relief or laugh with impending doom. Just laugh.”
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All Events!

Kaptain Kirk
Mad River Brewery Tasting Room / 6-8:30 a.m.
Yep. Come celebrate or wallow in misery on Election Day with the Kaptain. Either way, you can’t lose with beer and music under the big top!
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Old Town Farmers’ Market
Old Town Eureka / 9 a.m.-2 p.m.
Celebrate the bounty of fresh and local Humboldt grown produce and GMO-free foods.
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Ping Pong
Logger Bar / noon / 21+
Sometimes The Logger Bar sets up ping pong tables. This is one of those times. Get your Gump on.
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GriefShare: Surviving the Holidays
Faith Center Foursquare Church / noon-2 p.m. / Free / $5 Surviving the Holidays Devotional
The holiday season is fast approaching and, if you have lost a loved one, you are likely experiencing a jumble of emotions that you have yet to sort out.
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Eel River Akasha Collaboration Release / Election Viewing
The Local Cider Bar / 4-10 p.m. / 21+
“Yup, that’s right… The Local will have TV(s) for the second time in almost 5 years.”
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Game Night
Crush / 5 p.m.
Don’t be bored. Play board games.
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Zumba
D Street Neighborhood Center / 5:30-6:30 p.m. / $7 / $50 10 class-pass / 18+
Instructor Chris Halcomb offers classes.
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Paco Martin
Benbow Inn / 6-9 p.m.
South American music.
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Humboldt Cribbage Club
Moose Lodge / 6:15 p.m. / $8
Muggins! Get your weekly crib on.
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Buddy Reed
Libation / 7-9 p.m.
Local bluesman gets low down. Accompanied by Andy Fihn.
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Open Mic
Clam Beach Inn / 7-9 p.m.
With Mike Bynum.
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Anna Hamilton
Palm Lounge at The Eureka Inn / 7-11 p.m. / 21+
Songs and stories from HumCo’s blues riff-slingin’ raconteur.
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The Opera Alley Cats
SpeakEasy / 7:30-10:30 p.m. / Free / 21+
Burning live jazz under the “stars.”
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Karaoke w/ Chris Clay
Cher-Ae Heights Casino / 8 p.m.
Your Lowdown will go on the record as saying that Chris Clay is Humboldt’s most pro karaoke jockey. We know this stuff.
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Savage Henry’s Comedy Open Mic
The Jam / 9 p.m. / $3 / 21+
An evening of hilarity from local comics and newbies, and maybe even you!
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Open Mikey Comedy
Palm Lounge at The Eureka Inn / 9:30-11:30 p.m. / Free / 21+
Strong launguage will be used, adult situations will be mocked.
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!Bomba Sonido!
Toby and Jacks / 10 p.m. / 21+
DJ Gabe Pressure and Zero Juan take you on a musical trip. Carribean Club, Cumbia, Reggaeton, Dembow, Latin House, Dancehall, Latin bass music, remixes y mas.
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Movie Showtimes

Broadway Cinema
  • DOCTOR STRANGE 2D: 12:55, 3:45, 6:35, 9:25
  • DOCTOR STRANGE 3D: 11:55, 2:45, 5:35, 8:25
  • HACKSAW RIDGE: 11:50, 2:55, 6:00, 9:05
  • INFERNO: 12:30, 3:20, 6:10, 9:00
  • JACK REACHER: NEVER GO BACK: 12:25, 3:15, 6:05, 8:50
  • KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES: 4:15, 9:20
  • MISS PEREGRINE’S HOME FOR PECULIAR CHILDREN 2D: 12:35, 3:35, 6:25, 9:15
  • OUIJA: ORIGIN OF EVIL: 2:15, 4:45, 7:10, 9:35
  • THE ACCOUNTANT: 12:05, 3:00, 5:55, 8:55
  • THE GIRL ON THE TRAIN: 1:40, 6:40
  • TROLLS 2D: 12:00, 1:00, 3:25, 4:40, 5:45, 6:55, 8:00
  • TROLLS 3D: 2:20, 9:10
  • TYLER PERRY’S BOO! A MADEA HALLOWEEN: 1:35, 4:10, 6:50, 9:30
Mill Creek Cinema
  • DOCTOR STRANGE 2D: 3:35, 6:25, 9:15
  • DOCTOR STRANGE 3D: 8:30
  • HACKSAW RIDGE: 2:55, 6:00, 9:05
  • INFERNO: 3:30, 6:20, 9:10
  • JACK REACHER: NEVER GO BACK: 3:10, 6:00, 8:50
  • MISS PEREGRINE’S HOME FOR PECULIAR CHILDREN 2D: 2:50, 5:40
  • THE ACCOUNTANT: 3:00, 5:50, 8:45
  • TROLLS 2D: 4:50, 6:10, 7:05, 9:25
  • TROLLS 3D: 3:50, 8:25

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