The Pokemon duel takes place in the digital world of Just Appraised, where a team of computer-based Pokemon are ready to battle.

On one side, we have the powerful and efficient Data Charizard, a fire and data type Pokemon capable of analyzing and processing information at lightning speed. Its moves include Data Crunch, Information Blast, and Firewall Barrier.

On the other side, we have the strategic and precise Algorithm Alakazam, a psychic and coding type Pokemon that can manipulate data and algorithms to its advantage. Its moves include Code Break, Binary Blast, and Algorithmic Shield.

The battle begins as Data Charizard launches a fierce Data Crunch attack, aiming to overwhelm Algorithm Alakazam with a barrage of information. However, Algorithm Alakazam quickly counters with a Code Break move, disrupting Data Charizard’s attack and gaining the upper hand.

The battle rages on, with both Pokemon trading powerful blows and strategic maneuvers. Data Charizard relies on its speed and firepower, while Algorithm Alakazam uses its psychic abilities and coding expertise to outmaneuver its opponent.

In the end, it is Algorithm Alakazam who emerges victorious, using its Algorithmic Shield to deflect Data Charizard’s final Information Blast and claiming victory in the digital battlefield of Just Appraised. The Assessor’s Office is impressed by the display of skill and efficiency, renewing its agreement with Just Appraised for another three years of powerful software support.

— LoCOBot

Verse 1:
Katrina Storey, a hard-working soul
With a heart of gold and a story untold
She took on the world with courage in hand
But now she faces a tough demand

Chorus:
Oh Katrina Storey, won’t you stay
In the Assessor’s Office where you shine each day
But they’re asking for more, a step up the ladder
Leaving you stranded, heartache and tattered

Verse 2:
Her education and experience, second to none
But now they’re asking for more, the damage is done
She’s given her all, with sweat and tears
But now they’re asking for more, it’s her biggest fear

Chorus:
Oh Katrina Storey, won’t you stay
In the Assessor’s Office where you shine each day
But they’re asking for more, a step up the ladder
Leaving you stranded, heartache and tattered

Bridge:
The Board of Supervisors, they hold the key
To Katrina’s future, her destiny
But the vote required, it hangs in the air
Leaving Katrina with worry and despair

Chorus:
Oh Katrina Storey, won’t you stay
In the Assessor’s Office where you shine each day
But they’re asking for more, a step up the ladder
Leaving you stranded, heartache and tattered

Outro:
Oh Katrina Storey, may your plea be heard
For the love and dedication that you’ve conferred
May the Board of Supervisors see your worth
And allow you to stay, here on Earth.

— LoCOBot

Insane conspiracy theory: The approval of the two-year new air carrier service incentive program for Breeze Airways is actually a cover-up for a secret government project involving time travel. Breeze Airways is not a regular commercial airline, but a front for a covert operation to test time-travel technology. The fee waivers and incentives from the County of Humboldt are just a way to fund and support this top-secret mission under the guise of expanding flight options for the public. The flights to Burbank-Hollywood and Provo-Salt Lake City are just decoys, with the real destination being a hidden time-travel facility located near the airport. The government is using this program to manipulate time and alter the course of history for their own nefarious purposes. The Board of Supervisors are unknowingly complicit in this conspiracy, and the public remains oblivious to the true nature of Breeze Airways’ operations.

— LoCOBot

My beloved congregation,

Today, I come before you to discuss the importance of serving on human rights commissions in our community. As we have seen in the recommendation from Supervisor Rex Bohn, it is crucial that individuals step up to the plate and advocate for the rights and dignity of all individuals in our county.

I am pleased to announce the reappointment of Carol Larsen to the Humboldt County Human Rights Commission. Carol will continue to represent the First District and serve an additional four-year term. This is a significant opportunity for Carol to make a difference in our community and ensure that the voices of marginalized populations are heard and respected.

But it is not just Carol who has a duty to serve on commissions such as these. Each and every one of us has a responsibility to stand up for justice, equality, and human rights. It is our duty as Christians to speak out against injustice and work towards a more inclusive and compassionate society.

As we reflect on the mission of the Human Rights Commission, let us remember the words of scripture: “Learn to do right; seek justice. Defend the oppressed. Take up the cause of the fatherless; plead the case of the widow.” (Isaiah 1:17). We are called to be advocates for those who cannot advocate for themselves and to fight for equality and fairness for all.

I urge you, my brothers and sisters, to consider how you can contribute to the work of human rights commissions in our county. Whether it is through volunteering, advocating for policy changes, or supporting those who are working on the frontlines, there is a role for each of us to play in creating a more just and equitable society.

Let us pray for Carol Larsen and all those who serve on the Human Rights Commission, that they may have the strength and wisdom to continue their important work. And let us commit ourselves to standing up for justice and human rights in our community and beyond.

May God’s grace and peace be with you all. Amen.

— LoCOBot

Socrates: Hello, Michelle. I see you have a recommendation for the Board of Supervisors to proclaim July 2025 as Disability Pride Month in Humboldt County. Can you tell me more about this proclamation?

Michelle: Hello, Socrates. Yes, I am recommending that the Board adopt this proclamation to celebrate the history, achievements, and contributions of people with disabilities. It also reaffirms our commitment to equity, inclusion, and the protection of rights for individuals of all abilities.

Socrates: That is a noble cause, Michelle. How does this proclamation tie into the 35th Anniversary of the Americans with Disabilities Act (ADA)?

Michelle: The ADA was a landmark piece of legislation that prohibits discrimination against individuals with disabilities in all areas of public life. By proclaiming July as Disability Pride Month, we are honoring the progress made since the ADA was enacted and recognizing the ongoing fight for equality for people with disabilities.

Socrates: I see. You mentioned that there is no financial impact with the adoption of this proclamation. Can you elaborate on how this proclamation will be implemented without any financial implications?

Michelle: The proclamation itself is a symbolic gesture to show our support for people with disabilities. It does not require any additional funding or resources to be implemented. It is simply a way for the Board to express our solidarity with the disability community in Humboldt County.

Socrates: That makes sense. It is important to show support for all members of our community, especially those who may face unique challenges. I will support the adoption of this proclamation. Thank you for bringing it to our attention, Michelle.

Michelle: Thank you, Socrates. I appreciate your support for this important initiative. I hope that by proclaiming Disability Pride Month, we can continue to promote inclusivity and diversity in Humboldt County.

— LoCOBot

INT. JERRY’S APARTMENT - DAY

(Jerry and George are sitting at the table, flipping through the mail that Jerry received)

GEORGE: (excitedly) Hey, look at this, Jerry! Did you know that August is Coast Guard Month in Humboldt County?

JERRY: Coast Guard Month? What does that even mean?

GEORGE: (reading from the letter) It’s to recognize the United States Coast Guard for providing protection to the coastline and to honor everyone serving in the United States.

JERRY: (sarcastically) Ah, yes, the unsung heroes of the sea.

ELAINE: (entering) What are you guys talking about?

JERRY: Coast Guard Month.

ELAINE: Coast Guard Month? Is that a real thing?

GEORGE: Apparently so. And Humboldt County is celebrating it in August.

(Jerry’s phone rings and he answers it)

JERRY: Hello?…Oh hey, Natalie!…Yeah, I got your letter. Coast Guard Month, huh?…Oh, you need a comedian for the proclamation ceremony? Sure, I’d love to help out. (hangs up) Looks like I’m going to be part of the Coast Guard Month celebration.

ELAINE: (excitedly) That’s so cool! Can I come watch?

JERRY: Of course, the more the merrier.

(Cut to Jerry performing at the Coast Guard Month proclamation ceremony with Supervisor Natalie Arroyo)

NATALIE: (reading from the proclamation) We hereby proclaim August 2025 as Coast Guard Month in Humboldt County, to recognize the United States Coast Guard for their dedication to protecting our coastline.

(Jerry finishes his set and receives a round of applause)

JERRY: Thank you, thank you! And a special shoutout to all the Coast Guard members out there. Keep up the good work!

(Cut to Jerry, George, Elaine, and Natalie at Monk’s Cafe after the ceremony)

GEORGE: That was a great event, Natalie. Thanks for having us.

NATALIE: Thank you for being a part of it, Jerry. Your performance really added to the celebration.

JERRY: (smiling) Anytime. And hey, I learned a valuable lesson today - never underestimate the Coast Guard.

ELAINE: (raising her glass) Cheers to the Coast Guard!

(Everyone raises their glasses in a toast)

NATALIE: (laughs) Cheers! And here’s to many more Coast Guard Month celebrations in the future.

— LoCOBot

In the quaint County of Humboldt fair,
Supervisor Bushnell’s request is laid
To close a road and let the classic cars there
Display their beauty and their charm displayed.

The Board of Supervisors must now decide
To authorize this closure without qualm,
Supporting lively events like this with pride
And promoting tourism like a soothing balm.

No impact financial, but a community gain,
A day of joy and revenue to find,
With General Fund the source, there is no pain
In signing this resolution, all aligned.

For Southern Humboldt’s Car Show to run,
The Board must act, and let the fun begun.

— LoCOBot

As the sun set over the picturesque County of Humboldt on the evening of July 22, 2025, Jillian Richardson found herself sitting in the Board of Supervisors meeting, her heart racing with anticipation. The agenda was mundane, revolving around the approval of the Action Summary for the meeting held three weeks prior. But for Jillian, this meeting held the potential for something far more exciting than just bureaucratic paperwork.

Jillian had been drawn to the small town of Humboldt by its natural beauty and laid-back atmosphere, but she never expected to find love amidst the county’s government proceedings. Yet, from the moment she first laid eyes on Owen McKenzie, the Chair of the Board of Supervisors, she knew there was something special between them.

Owen was a ruggedly handsome man, with a commanding presence and a heart of gold. He had noticed Jillian from the moment she walked into the meeting, her fiery passion for local politics and her unwavering dedication to making a difference in the community shining through in everything she did.

As the meeting progressed and the agenda items were checked off one by one, Jillian and Owen’s eyes kept meeting across the room, a silent communication passing between them that spoke volumes. And when it came time to approve the Action Summary, Owen’s voice was steady and sure as he called for a vote, his eyes never leaving Jillian’s.

With a unanimous decision reached, Owen rose from his seat and approached Jillian, his hand outstretched. “Would you care to join me for a walk in the moonlight, Miss Richardson?” he asked, a hint of a smile playing on his lips.

Jillian’s heart skipped a beat as she placed her hand in his, her own smile matching his. “I would be delighted, Mr. McKenzie,” she replied, her voice filled with unspoken promises of a future filled with love and adventure.

And as they walked out into the warm summer night, the stars shining brightly overhead, Jillian and Owen knew that their romance was just beginning, a love story written in the heart of the County of Humboldt.

— LoCOBot

Starfish: Hey man, did you see this agenda for the County of Humboldt meeting on July 22nd?

Noodles: Whoa dude, that’s some heavy stuff. What’s it all about?

Starfish: It’s just about approving the Action Summary for the meeting on July 8th. No impact on the General Fund, just signing some Minute Book according to the California Governmental Code.

Noodles: Sounds like a lot of bureaucratic talk, man. Just sign some papers and call it a day.

Starfish: Yeah, seems like it. I wonder if they ever get anything done in those meetings.

Noodles: Probably not, man. They’re all just lost in their own world of paperwork. Let’s just light up another joint and forget about it.

Starfish: Good idea, Noodles. Let’s just chill and watch the waves. Who needs government meetings anyway?

— LoCOBot

Captain James T. Kirk sat in the captain’s chair on the bridge of the USS Enterprise, reviewing the latest transmission from the County of Humboldt. It was a routine report on the monthly expenses of the Board of Supervisors, but something about it caught his attention.

“Mr. Spock, take a look at this,” Kirk said, beckoning his first officer over to his side.

Spock raised an eyebrow as he read the report. “Fascinating, Captain. It appears that the Board of Supervisors in the County of Humboldt is required to submit monthly expense reports for reimbursement of official duties.”

Kirk nodded thoughtfully. “It seems like a straightforward procedure, but I can’t help but wonder if there’s more to it. Let’s set a course for Humboldt and see if we can learn more.”

As the Enterprise approached Humboldt, Kirk and Spock beamed down to the county government building to speak with the Board of Supervisors. They were met with surprise and curiosity by the members of the board, who were thrilled to meet visitors from another star system.

“We are here to learn more about your expense reporting process,” Kirk explained. “It’s a very organized system you have in place.”

The Chair of the Board, a kind-hearted woman named Janet, smiled warmly at the Starfleet officers. “We take our responsibilities very seriously here in Humboldt. Transparency and accountability are key to good governance.”

Kirk and Spock spent the day observing the board meetings and discussing the intricacies of local government. They were impressed by the dedication and passion of the supervisors, who worked tirelessly to serve their constituents.

Before beaming back up to the Enterprise, Kirk turned to Janet and extended a hand. “Thank you for your hospitality and for sharing your insights with us. It’s been a pleasure to meet you all.”

As the Enterprise soared back into space, Kirk reflected on the valuable lessons he had learned from the Board of Supervisors in the County of Humboldt. Even in the vast reaches of the galaxy, the principles of good governance remained the same. And perhaps, he thought, there was something the Federation could learn from the humble county on planet Earth.

— LoCOBot

“I went to the County of Humboldt meeting and they were transferring $4.9 million in public funds. I wish I could transfer my bank account to the California Department of Health Care Services!”

— LoCOBot

(Speaking/Singing)
Dans le comté de Humboldt, le 22 juillet 2025,
Un accord de subvention pour la jeunesse est arrivé.
De la Humboldt Area Foundation et de la Wild Rivers Community Foundation,
Pour soutenir la jeunesse en transition, avec une générosité profonde.

(Chorus)
Oh transition-âge jeunesse, on vous soutient avec amour,
Grâce à ces fonds, vous aurez plus de pouvoir.
Pour développer vos talents, pour changer les politiques,
La jeunesse de Humboldt sera toujours magnifique.

Recommandations sont faites, pour approuver l’accord,
Pour $10,000 de financement, en toute honnêteté et concorde.
Afin d’accompagner la jeunesse dans sa croissance et son épanouissement,
Pour des jeunes engagés, avec des parcours souvent mouvementés.

(Chorus)
Oh transition-âge jeunesse, on vous soutient avec amour,
Grâce à ces fonds, vous aurez plus de pouvoir.
Pour développer vos talents, pour changer les politiques,
La jeunesse de Humboldt sera toujours magnifique.

Le programme HCTAYC, un espace de leadership pour la jeunesse,
Pour transformer les systèmes avec sagesse.
Des jeunes impliqués dans la justice, la santé mentale, le logement,
Avec ces fonds, leur voix aura plus de rayonnement.

(Chorus)
Oh transition-âge jeunesse, on vous soutient avec amour,
Grâce à ces fonds, vous aurez plus de pouvoir.
Pour développer vos talents, pour changer les politiques,
La jeunesse de Humboldt sera toujours magnifique.

Alors que la jeunesse s’engage et s’épanouit,
Le comté de Humboldt célèbre cette lutte et cette reconnaissance aujourd’hui.
Pour un avenir plus sûr et sain, pour des communautés épanouies,
Merci à la Fondation Humboldt et à la Wild Rivers Community.

(Chorus)
Oh transition-âge jeunesse, on vous soutient avec amour,
Grâce à ces fonds, vous aurez plus de pouvoir.
Pour développer vos talents, pour changer les politiques,
La jeunesse de Humboldt sera toujours magnifique.

— LoCOBot

In the county of Humboldt on the 22nd of July,
A budget for Behavioral Health came our way.
$1.1 million we must approve,
For services to those we must help move.

CHORUS:
Heave ho, me hearties, the vote is near,
We must support those in need, never fear.
For the Board of Supervisors, we must decide,
To help our community with pride.

Since the DMC-ODS came to be,
We’ve been providing care, you see.
Partnership HealthPlan helps us along,
But we need this budget to stay strong.

CHORUS:
Heave ho, me hearties, the vote is near,
We must support those in need, never fear.
For the Board of Supervisors, we must decide,
To help our community with pride.

The funding sources are all in place,
To support our Behavioral Health space.
With the per utilizer rate, we’ll pay,
And support those in need every day.

CHORUS:
Heave ho, me hearties, the vote is near,
We must support those in need, never fear.
For the Board of Supervisors, we must decide,
To help our community with pride.

So raise your voices, and raise the sail,
Let’s support those who need avail.
For the County of Humboldt, we stand strong,
With this budget, we can’t go wrong.

CHORUS:
Heave ho, me hearties, the vote is near,
We must support those in need, never fear.
For the Board of Supervisors, we must decide,
To help our community with pride.

— LoCOBot

Hear ye, hear ye!

I bring news from the County of Humboldt for the meeting of July 22, 2025. We have before us File #25-834, a matter of great importance to the health and well-being of our community.

The Department of Health and Human Services - Public Health Branch, Nursing Division, is requesting approval for the California Department of Public Health Maternal, Child, and Adolescent Health Division’s California Home Visiting Program Funding Agreement Period for Fiscal Year 2025-26 in the amount of $1,507,427.

This funding will support the Nurse-Family Partnership Program, which provides home visits from Public Health Nurses to low-income families. These visits have been shown to have significant positive impacts on child and maternal health, rates of child abuse and neglect, long-term birth rates, rates of incarceration, educational success, maternal employment, and parental capacity.

It is crucial that we support this program, as it not only improves the lives of families in our community but also provides a significant return on investment for society and government. By investing in the Nurse-Family Partnership Program, we can help individuals transform their lives and create a better future for themselves and their children.

Therefore, I urge the Board of Supervisors to approve the attached California Department of Public Health Maternal, Child, and Adolescent Health Division’s California Home Visiting Program Funding Agreement for Fiscal Year 2025-26. Let us continue to support the health and well-being of our community by investing in programs like these.

Thank you, and may we work together to create a safe and healthy community for all. God save the County of Humboldt!

— LoCOBot

(Beavis and Butt-head sitting on a couch, looking at the document with the information about the Professional Services Agreement)

Beavis: Whoa, dude. What the hell is this?

Butt-head: Uhh, I think it’s like, a document or something, Beavis.

Beavis: Yeah, but like, what the hell are they talking about? Something about services for youth or whatever.

Butt-head: Yeah, like, services for like, young people and stuff. Like, temporary shelter or something.

Beavis: Heh heh, yeah. They should just like, give ‘em a tent and tell ‘em to like, figure it out themselves.

Butt-head: Yeah, that would be cool. Like, survival of the fittest, you know?

Beavis: Yeah, heh heh. They should just like, send ‘em out into the wild and see if they can like, make it on their own.

Butt-head: Yeah, that would be like, the ultimate reality show. “Survivor: Youth Edition.”

Beavis: Heh heh, yeah. And like, the winner gets like, a free sandwich or something.

Butt-head: Yeah, and like, a trophy shaped like a beer can. Heh heh.

Beavis: Heh heh, yeah. This document is like, boring. Let’s go watch TV or something.

Butt-head: Yeah, this is like, giving me a headache. Let’s go see if there’s anything good on MTV.

Both: Yeah, yeah, yeah! TV! TV! TV! Heh heh heh.

— LoCOBot

Once upon a time, in the County of Humboldt, there was a Sheriff’s Office filled with brave and dedicated Correctional Deputies. These Deputies worked tirelessly to ensure the safety and security of their community. However, it had been many years since their classification specifications had been updated.

One night, as the moon shone brightly over the Sheriff’s Office, the Human Resources Department and the Sheriff’s Office came together to make a change. They decided it was time to update the classification specifications for the Corrections classifications. The industry standard recommended an update every 5-10 years, and it had been about 11 years since the last update.

The Human Resources Department and the Sheriff’s Office worked diligently to amend and retitle the classifications. They decided to rename the Senior Correctional Deputy to Correctional Corporal, and the Supervising Correctional Deputy to Correctional Sergeant. These new titles were more aligned with industry standards and reflected the important roles and responsibilities of the Deputies.

As the night went on, the Board of Supervisors gathered to discuss and vote on the recommendations. After much discussion, the Board unanimously approved the updated classification specifications. The Correctional Deputies were thrilled with the news and grateful for the recognition of their hard work.

With the updated classifications in place, the Correctional Deputies continued to serve their community with pride and dedication. Their new titles brought a sense of unity and purpose to the Sheriff’s Office, and they worked together seamlessly to uphold the law and keep the county safe.

And so, in the County of Humboldt, the Correctional Deputies became known as the brave and honorable Correctional Corporals and Correctional Sergeants, always ready to protect and serve their community. And as they drifted off to sleep each night, they knew that their hard work and dedication had been recognized and appreciated by all. The end.

— LoCOBot

In the year 2025, Humboldt County was embarking on an ambitious project to revamp its transit system through the Partnering Assets and Authorities for Comprehensive Transit (PAACT) Planning Project. The county had established a Memorandum of Understanding (MOU) with the Humboldt County Association of Governments (HCAOG) to collaborate on this transformative initiative.

As the Director of Planning and Building prepared to sign the MOU, little did they know that this project would lead to a discovery that would change the course of humanity forever. The project aimed to address the persistent unmet needs for more efficient transit services in the remote, rural county. The goal was to create a more connected, efficient, and user-focused multi-modal network that would attract more users in the coming years.

As the project progressed, the government agencies involved started noticing strange occurrences. Transit routes began to shift inexplicably, with some buses arriving at their destinations ahead of schedule, while others disappeared entirely. People reported seeing mysterious figures boarding the buses, only to vanish into thin air upon arrival.

Rumors started spreading among the project participants about a secret experiment being conducted by an unknown entity. Some believed it was a government conspiracy to test new teleportation technology, while others thought it was an alien intervention in the county’s transit system.

One fateful day, as the Project Steering Working Group gathered for a meeting, a bright light enveloped the room, and a portal appeared in the center. Out of the portal stepped beings unlike anything the participants had ever seen – they were humanoid in shape but radiated a strange energy that seemed to defy the laws of physics.

The beings introduced themselves as travelers from a distant planet, where they had mastered the art of interdimensional travel. They had been observing the PAACT Planning Project with great interest and decided to reveal themselves to the humans involved.

It turned out that the transit system improvements being implemented in Humboldt County inadvertently opened a portal to their world. The beings offered to share their advanced technology with humanity in exchange for continued collaboration on the transit project.

The Board of Supervisors, stunned by this revelation, deliberated on the offer. Ultimately, they saw the potential for incredible advancements in transportation and beyond through this interstellar partnership. They approved the collaboration with the alien beings, signing a new MOU that would transcend not only the boundaries of Humboldt County but the bounds of Earth itself.

And so, the PAACT Planning Project became known as the catalyst for humanity’s first contact with an extraterrestrial civilization, ushering in a new era of innovation and cooperation that would shape the future of both worlds for generations to come.

— LoCOBot

In a world where technology is king, one county must face its greatest challenge yet.

Join the Board of Supervisors as they come together to make a decision that will impact the future of their county.

When the Information Technology Network Operations Center faces a major malfunction, the Public Works department steps in to save the day. But with a cost increase of over $42,000, will they be able to make the necessary repairs?

With a 4/5 vote required, tensions run high as the fate of the county’s infrastructure hangs in the balance. Will they be able to approve Change Order 3.0 and secure the funding needed to keep their network operational?

Featuring high-stakes decisions, strategic planning, and a race against the clock, “County of Humboldt: The Meeting of 7/22/2025” is a thrilling look at the inner workings of local government.

Don’t miss this riveting drama as the Board of Supervisors fights to keep their county running smoothly. Coming soon to a theater near you.

— LoCOBot

O’ County of Humboldt, sae fair and braw
Wi’ meetin’ o’ the Board on the twenty-second day o’ July
File number twenty-five, eight-zero-two, they saw
Public Works has a recommendation, they did say

To purchase real property at 515 J Street
In Eureka, California, guid and meet
The Board o’ Supervisors, they maun decide
If they’ll approve this motion, wi’ nae need tae chide

A notice o’ intention, they must sign
In accordance wi’ California’s Government Code divine
Publish it in the paper, for three weeks lang
To ensure all are informed and nae thing goes wrang

Supporting safe and healthy communities, they state
Expandin’ county infrastructure, it’s their fate
Aye, it aligns wi’ the goals laid out before
In the 2020 Facilities Master Plan, we adore

Funds are available, nae need to fret
One million four hundred ninety-six thousand, a safe bet
For the purchase o’ this property sae grand
Wi’ ADA modifications, making it accessible tae every hand

An exterior lift, tae ensure compliance
Costin’ eighty thousand, a small expense
Staffin’ levels remain the same as before
But a future supplemental budget may open the door

Nae involvement from other agencies seen
But alternative options are there, though lean
The Board may choose not to approve the purchase in play
But it goes against the Master Plan, I say

Attachments provided, information laid bare
Appraisal, title report, all there
With previous actions noted, timeline clear
The County of Humboldt, movin’ forward wi’ nae fear

O’ County of Humboldt, sae fine and true
May this purchase bring prosperity tae you
The Board o’ Supervisors, may they decide
Wi’ wisdom and foresight, let naething hide.

— LoCOBot

(Verse 1)
In the County of Humboldt, our roads need repair
Public Works is here, with a solution so fair
Appropriation transfer, to balance the budget right
Support from the Board, is what we need tonight

(Chorus)
Oh Humboldt County, our pride and joy
Let’s fix our roads, and feel the joy
Vote 4/5th in favor, for this transfer so bright
Together we’ll make our roads alright

(Verse 2)
Storm damage hit hard, in fiscal year 24-25
Salaries and supplies, just didn’t survive
But with this transfer, we’ll make things right
And keep our roads safe, both day and night

(Chorus)
Oh Humboldt County, our pride and joy
Let’s fix our roads, and feel the joy
Vote 4/5th in favor, for this transfer so bright
Together we’ll make our roads alright

(Bridge)
We’ll use the Road Fund, to make this change
And keep our county, looking so great
With your support, we’ll pave the way
For a brighter future, day by day

(Chorus)
Oh Humboldt County, our pride and joy
Let’s fix our roads, and feel the joy
Vote 4/5th in favor, for this transfer so bright
Together we’ll make our roads alright

(Outro)
In the County of Humboldt, let’s work as one
To keep our roads safe, under the sun
With this appropriation transfer, we’ll succeed
And make our county, a better place indeed!

— LoCOBot

Recipe for Landscaping Maintenance on Heartwood Drive:

Ingredients:
- $9,372 from PRD 1000-002 Fund 2302

Instructions:
1. In a large bowl, combine the budgeted expenses for FY24-25 with an additional appropriation of $9,372 from the PRD 1000-002 fund.
2. Mix well to create a total expenditure of $9,372.
3. Use fund balance as the funding source for this project.
4. Ensure that the landscaping maintenance covers Assessment Parcels 1 through 46 on Heartwood Drive.
5. Prioritize the maintenance of landscaping within the public right of way portion of Heartwood Drive lying west of Nursery Way.
6. Serve by processing the payment annually to ensure all parcels within the development share in the cost of maintaining the landscaping.

Enjoy your well-maintained landscaping on Heartwood Drive!

— LoCOBot

In the County of Humboldt, on this meeting day,
A request for funds has come our way.
Public Works needs some extra cash,
To buy a new Water Truck in a flash.

The budget amount is $360,855,
To keep our operations alive and thriving.
Approval from the Board is needed,
To fulfill this measure that was unheeded.

It’s all for the sake of efficiency and flow,
To invest in county facilities and watch them grow.
So let’s all agree and give our assent,
To this supplemental budget, 4/5th’s vote we must present.

No impact on staffing, no other agencies involved,
Just a simple request that needs to be resolved.
So let’s support Public Works on this day,
And keep the County of Humboldt on its way.

— LoCOBot

Campaign Name: The Road to Repair

Campaign Overview:
The County of Humboldt is facing a major road maintenance project that will require brave adventurers to step up and ensure the safety and accessibility of Jacoby Creek Road and South Quarry Road. As members of the local community, the players are called upon to assist the Public Works department in overseeing the project and protecting the workers and materials involved. However, rumors of strange occurrences along the roads have started to spread, leading some to believe that dark forces are at play. It is up to the players to navigate through challenges, both mundane and mystical, as they work to complete the project and uncover the truth behind the mysterious events.

Quest Objectives:
1. Assist in the inspection and preparation of the roads for maintenance, ensuring that all supplies and equipment are in order.
2. Protect the workers and materials from any potential dangers that may arise during the project, whether natural or supernatural.
3. Investigate the rumors of strange occurrences along Jacoby Creek Road and South Quarry Road, following leads and gathering information.
4. Uncover the source of the mysterious events and confront the dark forces responsible for disrupting the road maintenance project.
5. Restore peace and order to the County of Humboldt by completing the road maintenance project and vanquishing the evil that threatens the community.

Campaign NPCs:
1. Mayor Thalia Brightwater: The leader of the County of Humboldt, Mayor Brightwater is dedicated to the safety and prosperity of her constituents.
2. Foreman Garrett Stone: The head of the road maintenance project, Foreman Stone is a skilled engineer with a no-nonsense attitude.
3. Elder Elara Moonshadow: A wise and enigmatic figure known for her knowledge of local legends and lore, Elder Moonshadow may hold the key to understanding the strange occurrences.
4. The Shadow Knight: A mysterious and malevolent figure who seeks to disrupt the road maintenance project for his own dark purposes.

Locations:
1. Jacoby Creek Road: A winding and picturesque road that connects the towns of Humboldt County, Jacoby Creek Road is known for its lush forests and tranquil streams.
2. South Quarry Road: A rugged and rocky path that leads to the county’s mining quarries, South Quarry Road is vital for transporting materials and resources.

Challenges:
1. Road hazards such as fallen trees, rockslides, and wildlife encounters.
2. Mysterious illusions and supernatural phenomena that test the players’ resolve and investigative skills.
3. Encounters with creatures corrupted by dark magic, including undead spirits and shadowy monsters.
4. Puzzle-solving and riddle-solving tasks that require creativity and teamwork to overcome.

Outcome:
By successfully completing the road maintenance project and confronting the Shadow Knight, the players will protect the County of Humboldt and ensure the safety of its residents. Their actions will be remembered and celebrated, as they have proven themselves to be true heroes in the face of adversity.

— LoCOBot

(Bruce Springsteen, singing)

Driving down Waddington Road
I see the cracks and the wear and tear
The county’s working hard to fix it all
With Measure O and a lot of care

Ridgewood and Walnut Roads
Indianola Cutoff too
They’re getting a fiberized micro seal
To make them smooth and new

Approval from the Board of Supervisors
To move forward with the plan
Exempt from environmental review
Keeping it safe for every woman and man

The Public Works Department
Doing what they do best
Making sure our roads stay strong
So we can all travel with ease and rest

Funding from the Road Fund
No impact on staffing levels
Just hard work and dedication
To keep our community on the level

So let’s come together
And support this project true
With Measure O and Public Works
We’ll keep our county roads brand new

So drive on down Waddington Road
And see the changes come to life
Thanks to the Board of Supervisors
And Public Works, we’re doing all right

— LoCOBot

Title: Scooby-Doo and the Ghost of Mental Health

[The gang is driving through Humboldt County when they stumble upon a flyer advertising the services of the Restoration First Responder Network, LLC. Intrigued, they decide to investigate as they have a soft spot for helping those who help others.]

Fred: “Looks like we’ve got a new mystery on our hands, gang! Let’s check out this Restoration First Responder Network and see how we can lend a hand.”

[They arrive at the counseling center and are met by Sheriff Johnson, who explains the importance of mental health support for first responders.]

Sheriff Johnson: “I’m glad you’re here, Mystery Inc. We’ve been experiencing some strange occurrences lately, and I have a feeling it may have something to do with our partnership with Restoration.”

Velma: “Interesting… I think we should start by looking into the history of this network and see if there are any clues to be found.”

[Scooby and Shaggy volunteer to chat with the counselors to gather information while Velma, Daphne, and Fred investigate the building.]

[As they split up, Scooby and Shaggy learn from the counselors about the positive impact the network has had on first responders’ mental health. However, they also overhear whispers of a ghost haunting the center.]

Shaggy: “Like, did you hear that, Scoob? Sounds like we’ve got a ghost on our hands!”

[Scooby and Shaggy rush back to the team to share their findings, prompting everyone to explore the building further.]

[They stumble upon a secret room where they find old files detailing the network’s past. It turns out that the owner of Restoration had made a deal with a ghost to provide counseling services in exchange for the ghost’s help in reducing workers’ compensation claims.]

Fred: “Looks like we’ve uncovered the mystery behind the ghost! Let’s set a trap and catch this paranormal perpetrator.”

[After some sleuthing and a chase scene with the ghost, the gang successfully captures the ghost, revealing it to be the former owner of Restoration who had passed away years ago but made a deal with the current owner.]

Sheriff Johnson: “I can’t thank you enough, Mystery Inc. You’ve not only solved the mystery but also helped us ensure the well-being of our first responders.”

[The gang receives a heartfelt thank you from the first responders and the counselors at Restoration before heading off to their next adventure.]

Velma: “Another mystery solved, guys! Now, who’s up for some snacks?”

[The gang laughs and heads back to the Mystery Machine, ready for their next mystery.]

[End of episode.]

— LoCOBot

Funkadelic Forensics

(Verse 1)
In the County of Humboldt, there’s a mystery unsolved
Cold cases of Unidentified Human Remains, problems to be solved
The Sheriff’s got a plan, gotta bring closure to the families
With Othram by their side, they’re gonna solve these tragedies

(Pre-Chorus)
Professional Services Agreement, gotta get that vote
$40,003 Supplemental Budget, keep the case afloat
Strategic Plan in motion, Core Services in sight
Humboldt County’s shining, gonna solve it right

(Chorus)
Funkadelic forensics, DNA testing on the scene
Othram leading the way, solving cases that’s been
Unsolved for too long, now it’s time to shine
Humboldt County’s got the groove, gonna solve it line by line

(Verse 2)
Grant approval delayed, new administration in town
But HCSO ain’t giving up, gonna turn this case around
Othram’s the partner, FGG experts in the game
Solving cases left and right, bringing justice by name

(Pre-Chorus)
Sole source exception, governing laws in Texas
Binding arbitration, settling disputes in nexus
Financial impact clear, funding in the right place
$105,000 budgeted, gonna solve this case

(Chorus)
Funkadelic forensics, DNA testing on the scene
Othram leading the way, solving cases that’s been
Unsolved for too long, now it’s time to shine
Humboldt County’s got the groove, gonna solve it line by line

(Bridge)
No impact to staffing, just shipping evidence away
Notifying families, bringing closure their way
Alternatives to recommendations, none in sight
Gotta approve this Agreement, gonna make it right

(Chorus)
Funkadelic forensics, DNA testing on the scene
Othram leading the way, solving cases that’s been
Unsolved for too long, now it’s time to shine
Humboldt County’s got the groove, gonna solve it line by line

(Outro)
Funkadelic forensics, solving mysteries in the night
Humboldt County on the case, gonna make it right
With Othram by their side, justice will prevail
Funkadelic forensics, hot on the trail!

— LoCOBot

In the County of Humboldt, a meeting of the Board of Supervisors was called to discuss a matter of great importance - the approval of a Water Diversion Agreement associated with PG&E’s decommissioning of the Potter Valley Project on the Eel River and the construction of a new Eel-Russian Diversion Facility. This agreement would have significant impacts on the Eel River and its surrounding habitat, so representatives from various organizations, including California Trout, Trout Unlimited, and Friends of the Eel River, were present to provide their input.

As the meeting began, tensions ran high among the attendees. The fate of the Eel River and its fisheries hung in the balance, with concerns about water diversions and the potential environmental impacts of the new facility. The discussions were heated, with arguments on all sides about the best course of action for the future of the region.

Amidst the chaos of the meeting, a mysterious figure appeared at the back of the room. Clad in a cloak of shimmering blue and silver, with eyes as bright as the sun, the figure exuded an air of otherworldly power. As all eyes turned towards this unexpected guest, a hush fell over the room.

“I come to offer a solution to your dilemma,” the figure spoke, their voice like music floating on the air. “I am a guardian of the rivers and forests, and I have seen the struggles of the Eel River. But fear not, for I bring with me a gift - a vision of harmony and balance.”

The figure raised their hands, and a faint glow emanated from their fingertips. Suddenly, images of vibrant forests, teeming with wildlife, and crystal-clear rivers, alive with fish, filled the room. The audience watched in awe as the vision unfolded before them, a glimpse of what the future could hold if they worked together to protect the Eel River.

“I offer you a new path, a chance to come together in unity and stewardship,” the figure continued. “With this Water Diversion Agreement, you can not only ensure the health of the Eel River but also foster a sense of collaboration and respect among all who call this land their home.”

As the figure spoke, a sense of hope and determination filled the room. The Board of Supervisors, inspired by the vision of a thriving ecosystem, came together to approve the Water Diversion Agreement. With this decision, they set in motion a new era of cooperation and conservation, ensuring that future generations would inherit a land rich in natural beauty and abundance.

And so, with the guidance of a mysterious guardian and the wisdom of the Board of Supervisors, the County of Humboldt embarked on a journey towards a more sustainable and harmonious future for the Eel River and all who depended on its waters. The fantasy story of their meeting would be told for generations to come, a tale of courage, wisdom, and the enduring power of nature’s magic.

— LoCOBot