Wednesday, July 30
     There are Only Four Crabs Games Left This Year, Dumdum
Red alert. If you have not secured your “See a baseball game in the summer” check mark, well, you only have four more Humboldt Crabs games to do so. Wednesday night they play the Valley Bears. Please note: There are many possible variations on “Valley girls” and/or “I can’t ‘bear’ to watch you play baseball because you are bad at baseball” heckles you can construct here. Do your homework. This is important.
Elsewhere Wednesday, The Siren’s Song Tavern again somehow offers Eureka free music, this time in the form of indie folk pop singer/songwriter Sarah Donner. In addition to possessing quirk and wit, Donner is also frequently photographed with cats. Also, sometimes she writes songs as a cat, as evidenced by her song “The Rebuttal of Schrödinger’s Cat” which can be heard below.
Spend a purr-fect night at the SST, or scroll the rest of your Wednesday’s Lowdown listings below.
—Andrew Goff
Top Events!
(Look ahead!)
         The Beast of Yucca Flats (1961)
         
         Arcata Theatre Lounge
         / 6 p.m.
         
         
         / $5
         
         
         
         
         
         
“This horror classic from Coleman Francis involves a tubby Soviet scientist who is pursued by nefarious agents into a nuclear testing area, whereupon an A-bomb blast infuses him with enough radiation to power a small Midwestern town.”
         
             
             
                
                
             
             
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         Humboldt Crabs vs. Valley Bears
         
         Arcata Ball Park
         / 7 p.m.
         
         
         / $8
         
         
         
         
         
         
Root on your hometown baseball team as they whoop up on some hapless bums.
         
             
             
                
                
             
             
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         Sarah Donner
         
         The Siren’s Song Tavern
         / 7 p.m.
         
         / Free
         
         
         
         
         / 21+
         
         
         
         
“High energy alternative pop and quirk.” Donner’s fifth album was fully funded through a successful Kickstarter campaign and recorded in LA with producer Owen Lewis (REM, Lady Gaga, The Killers, and Snow Patrol).
         
             
             
                
                
             
             
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         Songwriter Circle of Death VI
         
         The Shanty
         / 10 p.m.
         
         
         
         
         / 21+
         
         
         
         
Featuring The Bored Again, Aimee Taylor, Courtney Jaxon and DimDin.
         
             
             
                
                
             
             
             
             
         
         
         
    
All Events!
         The Complete Donor Management Toolkit
         
         See Event Description
         / 10-11 a.m.
         
         
         / $200
         
         
         / $175 NorCAN members
         
         
         
         
         
Designed to help nonprofits understand how to think about choosing and then implementing the donor management system that best suits their needs.
         
             
             
                
                
             
             
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         Electronic and Social Media Workshop
         
         Humboldt Bay Aquatic Center
         / 1-4 p.m.
         
         / Free
         
         
         
         
         / 18+
         
         
         
         
Free workshop for business owners and non-profit representatives interested in strengthening and growing their organization using electronic newsletters and other social media. 
         
             
             
                
                
             
             
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         Humboldt Hard Court Bike Polo
         
         Highland Park
         / 6 p.m.
         
         / Free
         
         
         
         
         
         
         
Like horse polo minus the stable fees.
         
             
             
                
                
             
             
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         Buddy Reed 
         
         Blondies Food and Drink
         / 6 p.m.
         
         
         
         
         
         
         
Low down blues.
         
             
             
                
                
             
             
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         Aber Miller
         
         Larrupin Cafe
         / 6 p.m.
         
         
         
         
         
         
         
Local jazz pianist tickles ivories/you.
         
             
             
                
                
             
             
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         Eureka Fair Wage Act Meeting
         
         Labor Temple
         / 6:15 p.m.
         
         
         
         
         
         
         
Supporters of the Eureka initiative to require employers with more than 25 employees to provide a $12 minimum wage gather.
         
             
             
                
                
             
             
             
             
         
         
         
    
         Open Mic with Mike Anderson
         
         Old Town Coffee And Chocolates (Old Town)
         / 6:30-9 p.m.
         
         / Free
         
         
         
         
         
         
         
Usually some singer/guitarists, a couple spoken word guys and then that one wildcard oddity that makes you go “hmm.”
         
             
             
                
                
             
             
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         50th Anniversary UB Arts Alive! Summer Exhibition
         
         Kate Buchanan Room
         / 6:30-10 p.m.
         
         / Free
         
         
         
         
         
         
         
The evening consists of a fine arts exhibition titled, “Societas Nostra Magna” or “Our Great Society” which consists of current UB Student work as well as past UB Alumnae.
         
             
             
                
                
             
             
             
             
         
         
         
    
         Raising Grain
         
         Mad River Brewery Tasting Room
         / 6:30-8:30 p.m.
         
         / Free
         
         
         
         
         
         
         
“More microbe than men, the colonial organisms that make up the humanoid forms of Raising Grain communicate solely through bluegrass rhythms.”
         
             
             
                
                
             
             
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         Connoisseur, Capital Decay, Narcoleptic Emu
         
         The Ink Annex
         / 7-10 p.m.
         
         
         / $5
         
         
         / $3 members
         
         
         
         
         
The Placebo presents a night of hardcore.
         
             
             
                
                
             
             
             
             
         
         
         
    
         Live Turtle Races
         
         Logger Bar
         / 8 p.m.
         
         / Free
         
         
         
         
         / 21+
         
         
         
         
Cheer on the world famous box turtles. Four heats every 20 minutes. It looks like this.
         
             
             
                
                
             
             
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         Blues Jam
         
         Clam Beach Inn
         / 8:30 p.m.
         
         
         
         
         / 21+
         
         
         
         
Duh-nuh, duh-nuh…
         
             
             
                
                
             
             
             
             
         
         
         
    
         Barfly Karaoke
         
         Bar Fly Pub and Grub
         / 9 p.m.-1 a.m.
         
         / Free
         
         
         
         
         / 21+
         
         
         
         
You know what karaoke is.
         
             
             
                
                
             
             
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         Karaoke
         
         Little Red Lion
         / 9 p.m.
         
         
         
         
         / 21+
         
         
         
         
How could this be a bad idea?
         
             
             
                
                
             
             
             
             
         
         
         
    
         Salsa Night
         
         Robert Goodman Wines/Machine Works
         / 9 p.m.
         
         
         / $5
         
         
         
         
         
         
Get a salsa lesson then apply that knowledge.
         
             
             
                
                
             
             
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         Whomp
         
         The Jam
         / 9:30 p.m.
         
         
         / $5
         
         
         
         / 21+
         
         
         
         
Every Wednesday Jambalaya makes with the whompity whomp.
         
             
             
                
                
             
             
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         Wild Wednesdays Twerk Contest
         
         Blue Lake Casino Hotel
         / 10 p.m.
         
         
         
         
         / 21+
         
         
         
         
With Pressure Anya and the Twerk Squad.
         
             
             
                
                
             
             
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         Rude Lion Sound
         
         Toby and Jacks
         / 10 p.m.
         
         
         
         
         / 21+
         
         
         
         
Were you just thinking, “Is there anyplace that has Dancehall Wednesdays?” Here it is!
         
             
             
                
                
             
             
             
             
         
         
         
    
Movie Showtimes
Broadway Cinema
- 22 JUMP STREET: 6:20, 9:15
 - AMERICA: 12:50, 3:30, 6:10, 8:50
 - AND SO IT GOES: 12:55, 3:25, 5:55, 8:25
 - DAWN OF THE PLANET OF THE APES 2D: 12:00, 6:00, 9:00
 - DAWN OF THE PLANET OF THE APES 3D: 3:00
 - EARTH TO ECHO: 11:55, 5:50
 - HERCULES 2D: 4:00, 9:10
 - HERCULES 3D: 1:25, 6:35
 - HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON 2 2D: 1:10, 3:50
 - LUCY: 12:10, 2:30, 4:50, 7:15, 9:40
 - MALEFICENT 2D: 12:05, 2:35, 5:05, 7:30
 - PLANES: FIRE AND RESCUE 2D: 11:50, 2:00, 4:15, 6:30, 8:45
 - PURGE: ANARCHY: 1:35, 4:10, 6:50, 9:30
 - SEX TAPE: 2:05, 4:30, 7:00, 9:25
 - TAMMY: 1:20, 3:45, 6:15, 8:40
 - TRANSFORMERS: AGE OF EXTINCTION 2D: 8:05
 - TRANSFORMERS: AGE OF EXTINCTION 3D: 2:15
 
Mill Creek Cinema
- AND SO IT GOES: 12:55, 3:25, 5:50, 8:20
 - DAWN OF THE PLANET OF THE APES 2D: 12:00, 3:00, 6:00, 9:00
 - HERCULES 2D: 1:05, 3:40, 6:15
 - HERCULES 3D: 8:50
 - LUCY: 11:55, 1:55, 4:20, 6:45, 9:10
 - PLANES: FIRE AND RESCUE 2D: 11:50, 2:00, 4:15, 6:30, 8:40
 - PURGE: ANARCHY: 1:30, 4:05, 6:40, 9:20
 - SEX TAPE: 2:10, 4:35, 7:05, 9:30
 - TAMMY: 1:10, 3:30, 6:05, 8:30
 
Minor Theatre
- BEGIN AGAIN: 4:20, 6:50, 9:20
 - CHEF: 3:50, 6:30, 9:10
 - DAWN OF THE PLANET OF THE APES 2D: 3:15, 6:05, 9:00
 
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