Wednesday, April 9
     You Could Watch A Horrible Movie in Arcata Tonight If You Wanted
“Happiness only real if shared,” said a guy who died alone in a van in the wilderness. And horrible movies are somehow less bad when viewed in a room full of fellow sufferers. Are those statements related at all? Does anything matter, really?
The point is it’s Wednesday which generally means groan-inducing cinema courtesy of Sci-Fi Pint and Pizza Night at the Arcata Theatre Lounge. Tonight they’re screening Bride of the Monster (1955), notable as being the highest budgeted film Ed Wood ever crapped out. The film stars Bela Lugosi as a mad scientist who plans … to … oh, fuck it. It’s not important. Watch the trailer below if you really care about what plot lines you’ll be ignoring while gulping beer and slices.
-Andrew Goff
Top Events!
(Look ahead!)
         Bride of the Monster (1955)
         
         Arcata Theatre Lounge
         / 6 p.m.
         
         
         / $5
         
         
         
         
         
         
Sci-fi horror film starring Bela Lugosi and produced, directed and co-written by Edward D. Wood, Jr. Part of the regular Sci-Fi Pint and Pizza Night series.
         
             
             
                
                
             
             
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All Events!
         Cribbage Tournament/Vinyl Vensdays
         
         Palm Lounge at The Eureka Inn
         / 7:30 a.m.
         
         
         
         
         / 21+
         
         
         
         
Games and gramophones. 
         
             
             
                
                
             
             
              / Web site
             
         
         
         
    
         ServSafe Class
         
         College of the Redwoods-Garberville
         / 9:30 a.m.-5 p.m.
         
         
         / $175
         
         
         
         / 18+
         
         
         
             
             
                
                
             
             
              / Web site
             
         
         
         
    
         Aber Miller
         
         Larrupin Cafe
         / 6 p.m.
         
         
         
         
         
         
         
Local jazz pianist tickles ivories/you.
         
             
             
                
                
             
             
              / Web site
             
         
         
         
    
         Free Yoga Class
         
         Meadowbrook Apartment Complex
         / 6-7 p.m.
         
         / Free
         
         
         
         
         / 18+
         
         
         
             
             
                
                
             
             
             
             
         
         
         
    
         Ready, Set, Respond Disaster Preparedness
         
         American Red Cross
         / 6-7:30 p.m.
         
         / Free
         
         
         
         
         
         
             
             
                
                
             
             
              / Web site
             
         
         
         
    
         Humboldt Hard Court Bike Polo
         
         Highland Park
         / 6 p.m.
         
         / Free
         
         
         
         
         
         
         
Like horse polo minus the stable fees.
         
             
             
                
                
             
             
              / Web site
             
         
         
         
    
         Buddy Reed 
         
         Blondies Food and Drink
         / 6 p.m.
         
         
         
         
         
         
         
Low down blues.
         
             
             
                
                
             
             
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         Eureka Fair Wage Act Meeting
         
         Labor Temple
         / 6:15 p.m.
         
         
         
         
         
         
         
Supporters of the Eureka initiative to require employers with more than 25 employees to provide a $12 minimum wage gather.
         
             
             
                
                
             
             
             
             
         
         
         
    
         Open Mic
         
         Old Town Coffee And Chocolates (Old Town)
         / 6:30 p.m.
         
         
         
         
         
         
         
Music and spoken word. Hosted by Mike Anderson.
         
             
             
                
                
             
             
              / Web site
             
         
         
         
    
         Kaptain Kirk’s Kosmic Koncoction
         
         Logger Bar
         / 7 p.m.
         
         / Free
         
         
         
         
         / 21+
         
         
         
         
“See Kaptain Kirk take off to the stars with his eclectic brand of musical mayhem.”
         
             
             
                
                
             
             
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         Ultra Secret Good Guy Organization
         
         SpeakEasy
         / 8 p.m.
         
         
         
         
         
         
         
Jazz funk fusion improv.
         
             
             
                
                
             
             
              / Web site
             
         
         
         
    
         Kirtan
         
         Arcata Core Pilates Studio
         / 8 p.m.
         
         
         
         
         
         
             
             
                
                
             
             
             
             
         
         
         
    
         Jimi Jeff Jam
         
         Central Station
         / 8 p.m.
         
         
         
         
         
         
         
Jam with Jimi.
         
             
             
                
                
             
             
             
             
         
         
         
    
         Blues Jam
         
         Clam Beach Inn
         / 8:30 p.m.
         
         
         
         
         / 21+
         
         
         
         
Duh-nuh, duh-nuh…
         
             
             
                
                
             
             
             
             
         
         
         
    
         Karaoke
         
         Little Red Lion
         / 9 p.m.
         
         
         
         
         / 21+
         
         
         
         
How could this be a bad idea?
         
             
             
                
                
             
             
             
             
         
         
         
    
         Bar Fly Karaoke
         
         Bar Fly Pub and Grub
         / 9 p.m.-1 a.m.
         
         / Free
         
         
         
         
         / 21+
         
         
         
             
             
                
                
             
             
              / Web site
             
         
         
         
    
         Salsa Night
         
         Robert Goodman Wines/Machine Works
         / 9 p.m.
         
         
         / $5
         
         
         
         
         
         
Get a salsa lesson then apply that knowledge.
         
             
             
                
                
             
             
              / Web site
             
         
         
         
    
         Whomp
         
         The Jam
         / 9:30 p.m.
         
         
         / $5
         
         
         
         / 21+
         
         
         
         
Every Wednesday Jambalaya makes with the whompity whomp.
         
             
             
                
                
             
             
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         Rude Lion Sound
         
         Toby and Jacks
         / 10 p.m.
         
         
         
         
         / 21+
         
         
         
         
Were you just thinking, “Is there anyplace that has Dancehall Wednesdays?” Here it is!
         
             
             
                
                
             
             
             
             
         
         
         
    
Movie Showtimes
Broadway Cinema
- 300: RISE OF AN EMPIRE 2D: 1:45, 7:00
 - BAD WORDS: 12:00, 2:25, 4:55, 7:20, 9:40
 - CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER 2D: 11:50, 3:00, 6:10, 9:20
 - CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER 3D: 11:35, 2:45, 5:55, 9:05
 - DIVERGENT: 11:40, 1:25, 2:50, 4:40, 6:00, 7:55, 9:10
 - GOD S NOT DEAD: 12:15, 3:05, 5:50, 8:40
 - MR PEABODY AND SHERMAN 2D: 12:45, 3:15, 5:35
 - MUPPETS MOST WANTED: 11:45, 2:35, 5:25, 8:10
 - NEED FOR SPEED 2D: 3:35, 9:25
 - NOAH: 11:40, 1:10, 2:40, 4:30, 5:45, 7:45, 8:55
 - NON-STOP: 8:05
 - SABOTAGE: 4:20, 9:35
 - WIND RISES: 12:35, 6:30
 
Mill Creek Cinema
- 300: RISE OF AN EMPIRE 2D: 4:15, 9:30
 - CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER 2D: 3:10, 6:15, 9:20
 - CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER 3D: 4:55, 8:10
 - DIVERGENT: 2:50, 6:00, 9:10
 - GOD S NOT DEAD: 3:20, 6:05, 8:50
 - MR PEABODY AND SHERMAN 2D: 3:05, 5:30, 7:55
 - MUPPETS MOST WANTED: 2:55, 5:40, 8:20
 - NOAH: 2:40, 5:50, 9:00
 - SABOTAGE: 6:50
 
Minor Theatre
- CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER 2D: 5:45, 8:50
 - GRAND BUDAPEST HOTEL: 4:10, 6:40, 9:10
 - NOAH: 5:25, 8:30
 
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