Articles by Hank Sims
December 2015
SoHum’s Most Wanted! Garberville Sheriff’s Office Substation Knows What It Wants For Christmas…
(PICS/VIDEO) Sector Humboldt Bay Rescues Marooned Hunters on 51st Anniversary of Deadly ’64 Flood
(UPDATED) Kia-Driving Couple Currently on Mass Shoplifting Spree, Warns EPD
Elk River Road Goes Underwater Again. What About You? Are You Underwater?
Yurok Tribe Passes First-Ever Tribal Ordinance Banning GMO Crops and Salmon
(UPDATE: FOUND!) 70-Year-Old Dementia Patient Missing in the Arcata Area
Fortuna Police Foil Salon Burglary When Suspect Spotted With Mismatched Shoes
FLOOD ADVISORY: Tons and Tons of Rain Will Fall; Expect Some of It to Clog the Pipes
Revolver Stolen in Florida Two Decades Ago Emerges, Brandished, in Fortuna Bar
Stolen Car Twofer at Downtown Fortuna Gas Station
Multiagency Rescue Operation on Humboldt Bay for Disabled Boat
At Ease, Eureka! That Unholy Caterwauling Was Only Cops Going Christmas Shopping
Local Woman Busted With 180 Pounds Near Kansas City, Platte County Sheriff’s Office Reports
Cackle Along With Plaza Bystanders at This Rare Repeat Cold-Cocking
House on Fire in King Salmon; Humboldt Bay Firefighters at the Scene
THE BIG, DUMB THREAD: What is an ‘Assault Weapon’?
Smith River Just About All Full Up as Rain Expected to Dump All Week
Assault Weapon Found Under the Hood of Pickup After EPD Drug Dog Alerts to Weed
CULVERT FAILURE! Trinidad’s Stagecoach Road Closed Until God Knows When, Says County
Traffic Backed Up Coming Into Eureka From the North Due to Caltrans Bridgework
Did You See a Long Line of People Parading Through Eureka Late Friday Night? Here’s What That Was
Fortuna Man Suffers Head Trauma in Last Night’s Hydesville Car v. Pedestrian Crash, Says CHP
Two More Guns From Pac Outfitters Heist Found on Redway Man With Felony Warrants
Simultaneous Freakazoid Car Crashes in Hydesville, Loleta
(UPDATE) Single-Family Home Engulfed in Flames on Patrick’s Point Drive
SNOW! State Nears Normal as White Powdery Stuff Blankets Humboldt Hills and Roads
Man Stabbed While Spectating at a Trinidad Bar Fight After Hours
These Are the Eight Dudes That the Arcata Police Department Wants Most
STATE OF THE WEED: Here’s What the Board of Supervisors Needs to Know About Cannabis and Zoning
HARDIN: This Kind, Wonderful Community Called SoHum
Tell-Tale Hot Dog Bun Gives Away Burglary Suspects, Says Ferndale Police Department
Yurok Police, Del Norte Sheriff to Cross-Deputize Tribal Police Officers
Still Steamed About the Latest AT&T Blackout? The County of Humboldt Wants to Hear It
STATE OF THE WEED: Can You Guess Where Most of the Weed in Humboldt County is Grown?
AT&T Up! Power Down! Top O’ The Morning!
Armstrong Found Guilty in 2014 Dean Creek Resort Murder; Faces 40 to Life
She’s Gonna Blow! ‘Atmospheric River’ Set to Pummel Humboldt
STATE OF THE WEED: How Many Grows Are There in Humboldt County?
McK Man Bleeding From Face Arrested for Meth Sales Near McKinleyville High
(UPDATE) Eureka Police Raiding Home Near Cooper Gulch
Mystery Pickup With Stolen Plates Catches Fire, Possibly Explodes on Fortuna Offramp
(UPDATED) Traffic Backed Way Up on Southbound Broadway Before the Mall