Hardly News
June 2016
Ellen DeGeneres Reads Old Humboldt News on National Television
(VIDEO) Who Let That Damn GEICO Gecko Near Our Majestic Redwoods?
Ooo! Does This Qualify as Humboldt Parkour? (VIDEOS)
(UPDATING! LIVE VIDEO!) LoCO is Going to Try to Get Into This Redding Donald Trump Rally
May 2016
Wait Long Enough and a Roving Arcata Cow Herd Will Mow That Lawn For You
(PHOTOS) Guerrilla Eureka Signsmith Formally Recognizes Old Town’s Emasculated Phallic Foliage
Incoming HSU Students, Your Housing Problems are No More*
April 2016
LETTER TO THE EDITOR: LoCO Got a Letter From Someone in Zürich Named ‘Feduardo’
(VIDEO) This 12-Year-Old Eurekan Irish Step Dancing on a Redwood Stump Needs Your Vote
Let’s List Everyone in Humboldt Making Funny This April Fool’s Day (UPDATING, MAYBE)
March 2016
Myrtletown: Where a Turkey Will Occasionally Get Stuck in a Garage
February 2016
(VIDEO) HUMBOLDT #TBT: Remember When The Tonight Show Sent Tom Green to Eureka?
January 2016
Yo, Students! Check This First Day of School Deal in HSU’s Bookstore!
(UPDATE) Wanna Win Tonight’s Powerball Jackpot, Humboldt? Here’s Where to Buy Your Ticket!
SLOW NEWS DAY: WinCo Shopping Cart Putting
BREAKING: A Rainbow for Humboldt (PHOTO)
December 2015
Does McKinleyville Even Exist? Like at All?
A Humboldt Christmas Poem or: Sara Bareilles Returns Home, Keeps it Real For the Holidays
(VIDEO) U-Haul Driver Attempts McDonald’s Drive-Thru, Hits Sign and Roof
(VIDEO) Wanna See a Big Ass Tree Fall Down in the Eureka City Hall Parking Lot?
SLOW NEWS DAY: This is Our Favorite 3rd Grade Drawing of the Arcata Police Chief as a Reindeer
October 2015
(PHOTO) Man Puts Wheels on Jet Ski, Rides to Swains Flat Store
(PHOTOS) Old Town Baristas Rock Bikinis in the Hopes of Helping Humboldt’s Hungry
Someone Called the Cops on This ‘Offensive’ Van Parked in Eureka
Your Latest ‘Humboldt is Really Pretty’ Video is Really Pretty (VIDEO)
September 2015
Eureka Costco Selling Christmas Stuff … in September
UPDATE: ’Jesus is Coming Soon,’ Old Town
All Humboldt’s Most Important People: A Guide to the NCJ’s 25th Anniversary Cover Image
August 2015
Humboldt’s Daniel Radcliffe Selfie Season Officially Opened Last Night at the Eureka Denny’s
HELLO, DANIEL RADCLIFFE! (Goodbye, Kirsten Dunst)
July 2015
PHOTO: This Amazing Photo of a Clearlake Fire Is Not a Photo of a Clearlake Fire
Eureka’s Sky is Kinda Killing It Right Now (PHOTOS)
About Today’s Feces Seep on Fifth Street
The Olympic Archer Who Taught J-Law to Shoot Did A Naked Redwoods Photo Shoot For ESPN (VIDEO)
Storefront Window Shattered at Zamora’s Furniture
June 2015
A Chemtrail Pilot’s Crisis of Conscience, or…
SLOW NEWS DAY: LoCO Tried to Tail the News Channel 3 News Van to Find Some News
(VIDEO) LoCO is Gonna Crowdsource Explanations For What This Old Arcata UFO Video Might Actually Be
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